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Tepai Moeroa

I dont watch alot of Storm games unless i have nothing else to do, but was impressed with Teps game tonight.

he is off contract from what i can find, if we cant bring Papali'i home, I wouldnt mind looking to see if he would come back to us

was always a

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5 Replies · Reply by Steel be with you Oct 2, 2023
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Grinds my gears

Ok this is a rant blog as i want to get opinion of others. It is around Mark Levy, host of the Continuous Call team. I listen to their podcast every week, it is hilarious and good entertainment. But Mark Levy, for years when i first heard him i alway

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23 Replies · Reply by Flow Basket Aug 29, 2023
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CLEAN Jokes

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:

Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:

I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:

No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:

OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:

Do you want your usual

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158 Replies · Reply by Driza May 6, 2023
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Lest we forget

For those who either went to a dawn service this morning or watching the march currently from martin place either live or on TV or just enjoying the day for the freedom that the brave men bestowed upon us from their sacrifice, hope you all have a goo

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1 Reply · Reply by Driza Apr 25, 2023
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY

A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control

his apparent

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86 Replies · Reply by Tad Feb 17, 2023
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Latest comments

LB’s discussion was featured
Here is an article about a few questions regarding the Eels squad.
1) Penisini, Addo-Carr and who: I think this the biggest question in the squad right now. With the recent news of Simonsson's ankle injury (not serious) could see Kelly overtake him…
3 minutes ago
SuperEel 22 replied to LB's discussion Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
"I couldn't imagine Ryles dropping Paulo to the bench to start JDB. I could see starting middles of Paulo, Hopgood and JDB. Bringing on Walker with Moretti and Tuivaiti then brings on your leg speed and creativity."
18 minutes ago
SuperEel 22 replied to Roy tannous's discussion What is it?
"New jersey being dropped I believe."
20 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to LB's discussion Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
"Agree Mutts, lacks a bit of that speed and agility to be great at Wing and Center.
If he continue's his defensive work he could be an agile edge, but would probably be a backup at best."
31 minutes ago
Blue Eel replied to LB's discussion Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
"Who's this Matterson bloke. Can he play ?"
31 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to LB's discussion Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
"I think they will partner up JAC and Kelly for the next 2 years and get that combination humming.
The right is isn't as clear, but it really depends on how bad Simonnson's ankle is. I would expect Penisini and Simmon to lock down the right for most…"
59 minutes ago
Hector replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Thank Christ i aint feeding you Randy . Stuff me that's one ugly beast"
1 hour ago
Muttman replied to LB's discussion Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
"I like Sean Russell as a player but not a winger. He's a pretty bad finisher, not the type of player who can find the line down a skinny edge or get the ball down in an impossible situation like the modern winger. He often tucks the ball under his…"
1 hour ago
LB replied to LB's discussion Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
"Walker may even start with Paulo to the bench and De Belin at Prop some games."
1 hour ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 replied to LB's discussion Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
"1.   Its going to be 
1.Iongi  🔐 
2.Simmonson/ Russell  depending fitness. 
3.Penasini 🔐 
4.Kelly 🔐 
5. Fox. 🔐 
This is 95% set in stone already 
 
2. No, but he's close. 
3.  11. Williams  12 Kautoga  - locked in  🔐 
4. 13 Debelin.  🔐   Gives us…"
1 hour ago
Clintorian replied to Roy tannous's discussion What is it?
"Looks like something to do with our Junior zones and pathways."
1 hour ago
Randy Handlinger replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Quantum effects have been known for a while now and the analogies are getting better at helping folks like us get our heads around it.
Plants utilize quantum effects during photosynthesis (plants take light and turn it into themselves! The Neatest…"
1 hour ago
Randy Handlinger replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Trump has nothing to do with right and left wing of politics...what, in the name of all that fucks, are you actually talking about? 
also, you do realise that folks at uni can read whatever they like yeah? And form their own opinions? You just don't…"
1 hour ago
Randy Handlinger replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Year 1 was a junket, year 2 was a gimmick, year3  is a joke. i hope it's pants fall down"
1 hour ago
Randy Handlinger replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Awww..Thanks for asking Mitchykins. I'm good.
I just don't like the way Mitchy's Trumpy Daddy is turning previously self-aware folks into slobbering sycophants tripping over their own feet to excuse his lying grift and nibble on his orange…"
2 hours ago
Flow Basket replied to Roy tannous's discussion What is it?
" Matterson cleared hia"
2 hours ago
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

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Show of hands

  Who wants to go to Vegas in 2027 ? Not me !!! Do we really need that side of marketing for our club ???? Can't we just focus on playing good footy week in and out and having well prepared and rested players .  we already have a strong base , we…

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81 Replies · Reply by Hector 1 hour ago
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Eels Announce Junior Teams

Harrold MatthewsAli SabraCaleb Leiataua Curtis BrownDanny AbuhamedDeon HayesDivine TaulafoElijah Al HazimFlynn Manu'aHayden BellJake CapovillaJayden TapuaiKhan JacksonLeonard SlaterLevi PerretLiam MartinLorima SeuseuNixon O'ConnorRiley PakiSala…

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24 Replies · Reply by EA 4 hours ago
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