Man and he wife sitting watching tv then Lady go oh my God i pain in the belly she goes again oh my God i got a pain in the belly
Husband say to the dr there is a new dr just two house down from here go to see him and tell them you in pain
So she does then about half hour later she come back slammed the door and throws her self down
And her husband say did you get bad news
She said NO i didnt the dr told me to take off all my clothes off lay down on the table with my legs open
He was looking between my legs and said gee that looks nice i like to full that up with ice-cream and lick it all up so i jumped up and got dressed come home
The husband said.. DID HE SAY THAT THE DIRTY CUNT WILL IM GOING TO SEE HIM ABOUT THAT
as he walk to the door he stop and thinking for a sec and then he walk back and sat down next to hes wife she looked at at him and said
I throught you were going to see the dr
The husband said ye i was but any man can eat that much ice-cream is to big for me
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Hahahaaa nice one...again Paul.