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Support thread for our brother HELL ON EELS/HOE

Just thought i'd make a blog for our brother and moderator, HOE.

I havnt seen him around since he informed me that his young son is very unwell and in ICU, this is obviously very serious.

If you notice he isnt around he has much more pressing issues to

Started by Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown in Current Affairs

84 Replies · Reply by Gordon Oct 2, 2022

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Got an opinion on Blockade Australia? Roe v Wade? Train strikes?

Have at it.

Started by SuperEel 22 in Current Affairs

173 Replies · Reply by Wizardssleeves official receipts Jul 16, 2022

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Coryn Hughes replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R3: Danger Game as Desperate Dragons Hunt First Win (Jack De Belin Cut)

"Really simple game this one win the middle third and jump them early if there chasing points they'll make errors.As long as we match there physicality that's the key indicator for mine.The team that leaves bodies lying on the ground the most wins…"

Mallee57 replied to Mallee57's discussion Chuck Norris Passed Away

"Chuck said get rid of BA and they did after 10 years"

LB replied to Mallee57's discussion Chuck Norris Passed Away

"Chuck Norris once told a women to calm down, she did."

Randy Handlinger replied to Mallee57's discussion Chuck Norris Passed Away

"Chuck and Superman once fought each other on a bet....the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants"

Parrafan101 replied to Joel K's discussion Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri

"In order to get players to come we need to win and play more of our youth instead of paulo and others."

Blue Eel replied to Joel K's discussion Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri

"FINALLY nailed it!
Straight from the Phil Gould playbook.
Great way to also shut us up about missing their mark so often."

RustyNuts replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown

"Id be happy to get a Carrigan clone. Dream scenario would be Patty coming down and mentoring him as well "

rex macmundi replied to Mallee57's discussion Chuck Norris Passed Away

"Chuck Norris never went to the dentist His teeth took themselves out
Chuck Norris's farts never stank His colon kicked the shit out of them on their way out "

LB replied to Mallee57's discussion Chuck Norris Passed Away

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Chuck Norris."

Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 replied to Joel K's discussion Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri

"Best comment on the situation "

Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug replied to Joel K's discussion Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri

"So he's going to Melbourne "

Gucci replied to Joel K's discussion Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri

"The clubs are not allowed to speak to Xerrie. He has not been released. Everyone club has said they are not interested, Dragons, Tigers, Parra. These are the only clubs that really would need a centre. More to come once he officially hits the market…"

Offside replied to Mallee57's discussion Chuck Norris Passed Away

"God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said 'say please' "

LB replied to Mallee57's discussion Chuck Norris Passed Away

"Some of my favs as i can't help myself
Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.
When he left for college he told his dad "You're the man of the house now".
Chuck Norris once visited the 'Virgin Islands',…"

Parraboy replied to Joel K's discussion Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri

"xerri 💩s on every centre we have at the club"

Parra Dice replied to Mallee57's discussion Chuck Norris Passed Away

"I once saw him slam a revolving door. "

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Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Started by Randy Handlinger in Current Affairs

5 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 11

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…

Started by Poppa in Humour

12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…

Started by Poppa in Humour

36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.

Started by Aj in Sports

14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9

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6 agains exposed

Daily telegraph story quote of the day.“I had some dialogue with the referees through the week and they’ve been given directives to stamp their authority on the game in the first 15 minutes, with setting the tone, with the speed of the ruck, and…

Started by fake midget pseudoachondroplasia

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From living off the land to the big league: Tuilagi’s remarkable NRL journey

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/from-living-off-the-land-to-the-big-league-tuilagi-s-remarkable-nrl-journey-20260321-p5rmak.htmlWhen Kelma Tuilagi first left his remote farm in Samoa, rugby league – and the English language – were foreign to…

Started by Johnny Suede

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Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri

Reporter "You seem to be linked with everyone that pops up in the open market, do you have any interest in Bronson Xerri?"Ryles "Not at all"Reporter "Are you happy with your current centres and wingers"Ryles "Yes" ---------------I'm pretty sure he's…

Started by Joel K

11 Replies · Reply by Parrafan101 2 hours ago

Chuck Norris Passed Away

Legendary Martial Arts fighter and Hollywood Actor passed away aged 86 in Hospital from sudden illness in Hawaii. He was surrounded by his family during his passing.

Started by Mallee57

19 Replies · Reply by Mallee57 21 minutes ago

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Support thread for our brother HELL ON EELS/HOE

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Irony is Even Deader

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Keaon done deal

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6 agains exposed

From living off the land to the big league: Tuilagi’s remarkable NRL journey

Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri

Chuck Norris Passed Away

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