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Support thread for our brother HELL ON EELS/HOE

Just thought i'd make a blog for our brother and moderator, HOE.

I havnt seen him around since he informed me that his young son is very unwell and in ICU, this is obviously very serious.

If you notice he isnt around he has much more pressing issues to

Started by Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown in Current Affairs

86 Replies · Reply by Gordon Oct 2, 2022

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Got an opinion on Blockade Australia? Roe v Wade? Train strikes?

Have at it.

Started by SuperEel 22 in Current Affairs

173 Replies · Reply by Wizardssleeves official receipts Jul 16, 2022

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Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 replied to LB's discussion 1EE Modern day Eels team: Centres

" Lyion"

Axel replied to LB's discussion Barnett swap for Lomax

"I'm not entirely sure Lomax lost a lot of money. There's talk about a golden handshake and a signing bonus with R360. I think more will come to light over the next few weeks or months, but I think Lomax will pick and choose what he wants to do next.…"

ParramattaLurker replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 1 Team List v Melbourne Storm

"Todd Smith has been appointed as the referee for tomorrow night"

LB replied to LB's discussion Barnett swap for Lomax

"Funny how Brent Read and the likes claimed only Melbourne wanted him therefore should let him go as nobody wants him.
Maybe it was Zac that refused anyone else Brent?"

MeelK replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Matterson - The gift that keeps on giving

"It immediately frees up 400K of cap space."

Mallee57 replied to Prof. Daz's discussion R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess

"How does everyone think the Pezet/Moses combo is going? I know it's early days but to be honest from what I saw in the trials I'd say there's a fair bit of work to do. Hopefully they gel quickly as it could cause the difference between win and loss"

Clintorian replied to LB's discussion Barnett swap for Lomax

"In theory it makes sense and it works for us, but does it work for Lomax or the Warriors?
I did hear that Lomax was only interested in joining the NRL because it was with The Storm, so i'm not sure his position has changed on this? He has a big…"

Prof. Daz replied to LB's discussion 1EE Modern day Eels team: Centres

"Jamie Lyon (right centre), edging out Timana Tahu (right centre)
Michael Jennings (left centre), edging out Michael Buettner and a smokey in Krisnan Inu
I've only just seen that the selection criteria is post-2000. Every single one of these…"

Mallee57 replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Matterson - The gift that keeps on giving

"Was there any player swap included? Or was it just Matterson and the 💰💰? Can't see how that would help Parra except finally getting rid of Matterson but the the Storm get Lomax a current rep and state of origin player. So what benefit is that? Don't…"

Parramanaic replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Matterson - The gift that keeps on giving

"Maybe we can hand Matto over to the Warriors for Barnett? I mean, NZ is such a lovely place, Melbourne is, well, Melbourne...Matto can learn how to do the Haka as well."

Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess

"Coryn, I thought the first half against the Chooks was also a really good indicator. Chooks scored four tries:
1) Iongi spilled a bomb
2) Simmonson spilled a bomb. Though (mainly) Paulo did not get into marker, allowing the Chooks dummy half to…"

Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess

"Adnan, I guess we all hoped that because Ryles came out of the Storm coaching system, he might bring the round one magic sponge. Then there was R1 of 2025, so, um, maybe not. Second time is a charm?"

Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess

"Blue Eel, I suspect it is Moses' organizational skills at issue? Of course he runs the attack, but Moses at 3-in defensively has become very solid in contact and he is quick enough to cover the out the back runner, but all the while you can hear him…"

Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess

"Thx Poppa. Sound slike you were consulting Siduri at the track?"

Coryn Hughes replied to Prof. Daz's discussion R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess

"It's why I've been watching all pre season I never care for the results but I do look for indicators on best practice to beat Melbourne down there which is nie on Mission Impossible.
Roosters was a good benchmark for our middles as they are a very…"

Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess

"Acme, so long as the Eels don't come out still in holiday mode ala 2025 R1, they're in with a shot"

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Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Started by Randy Handlinger in Current Affairs

5 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 11

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…

Started by Poppa in Humour

12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…

Started by Poppa in Humour

36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.

Started by Aj in Sports

14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9

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Matterson - The gift that keeps on giving

Started by Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst

17 Replies · Reply by MeelK 29 minutes ago

1EE Modern day Eels team: Centres

Thank you everyone for voting on Wingers.The Fijian flyer won unanimously while Eric Grothe Jr. and Luke Burt tied. The tiebreak will come at a later date as we could have one on the bench.Now onto Centres.https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/GDDW2PW1.…

Started by LB

8 Replies · Reply by Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 21 minutes ago

Barnett swap for Lomax

Now Lomax deal to Melbourne is dead, for now, there media circles swirling that Parramatta could use Lomax to try and acquire Barnett. Sending the incumbent NSW Origin Winger to New Zealand in exchange for the NSW Prop Barnet.Is it a fair trade? On…

Started by LB

5 Replies · Reply by Axel 25 minutes ago

Great we won the battle but not the war

Watch all the 6 agains, missed penalties and dodgy calls we get against us (more than usual). NRL will set an example of us to all clubs not to try and air the dirty laundry.

Started by Comedian

10 Replies · Reply by MeelK 1 hour ago

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Irony is Even Deader

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Keaon done deal

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Matterson - The gift that keeps on giving

1EE Modern day Eels team: Centres

Barnett swap for Lomax

Great we won the battle but not the war

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