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Lomax saga continues as 2026 begins by 1 Eyed Eel

Will Lomax return to the NRL and how will the Eels handle his contract?

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Steven Nunn extended to NRL squad for 2027

Parramatta Eels SG Ball Prop Steven Nunn has extended his stay with the club. This is great news with the likes of Talagi, Koina, Polley and Popo also signed as middles of the future,https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-2026-latest-signing-news-on-juniors-and-pathways-players-charlie-xuereb-resigns-with-panthers-josh-durkin-signs-with-storm/news-story/65ef4c4d3ce2112dead8b3e2af817653

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3 Replies · Reply by Blue Eel 9 seconds ago
Views: 372

Another View

Beware of Matt Tripp, he is not a politician, why would he want to be one, when he has more power than many?PT's story is relevant and a huge argument for the lack of justice in a legal system that has "stunk" for ever. Unfortunately it hold's no weight in this discussion which also involves justice, but of a different style! The incumbents are both "heavyweights".Back to the relevant point the situation has two bearings, the court approving Parra's right's to me are "bombproof".i.e a legally…

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Started by Poppa in NRL
27 Replies · Reply by Parra Dice 8 hours ago
Views: 626

Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these days? It was clearly a conspiracy and censorship! CLEARLY! Which brings me to why it was TOTALLY FINE to censor me. Professors suck. Take it from me. All teachers are evil. OBVIOUSLY.  What are you top reasons why those with educational…

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Started by Prof. Daz
68 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger 8 hours ago
Views: 379

Team lists time - 6 man bench announced !

 * 6 man bench will be implemented from R1 2026* Any of the 6 players can play at anytime. * maximum 8 interchanges* Although any of the 6 can.be called upon,  only 4 of the 6 will play unless there's hia issues.  I think this will advantage a club like Parramatta as we have good depth especially in the forwards. The bench will cover for injuries, and teams will now carry outside backs on the bench.  The times where teams would have to throw a second rower in the centres will be history,  The…

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Started by Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐
15 Replies · Reply by LB 10 hours ago
Views: 774

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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
Views: 318

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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Started by Poppa in Humour
36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
Views: 296

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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Started by Aj in Sports
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2025

ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links towards Brian Kelly which is exciting but if we want to become premiership contenders were going to need more bigger name signings. The rumours about Keoan Koloamatangi have gone silent recently but I hope were still pushing to get him as I think he's…

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Started by tyler in Current Affairs
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Views: 299

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