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Jenkins to the Eels?

Some early Friday morning scuttlebutt on Facebook saying Eels have made an offer to sign Thomas Jenkins from the Panthers. I really have no idea if this is true or the validity behind the rumours, but this is a signing I can definitely get behind. Hopefully we've made him a great offer that puts Penrith in a difficult position to retain him. They have Tago and To'o on around $800k each, Alomoti and McClean on moderate deals, so it's a stacked backline and someone's gotta go, and they can't keep…

Who wins and by how many ??

I don't know what to call this blog, but jesh,  a combination of both these sides would get close to winning a compNot saying they would fit under the cap, but there are so many players in team 1, who if the right reigns were pulled,  could still be at the club.** Edit out the Moretti on the bench to Kit kat or Saxon Pryke.   Let's just hope that 2027 team will have at least 3 more additions in the way of new signings

Araz Nanva signs Top 30 Contract for 2027

The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that emerging outside back Araz Nanva has extended his contract with the club for a further year and will be elevated to the Top 30 squad for the 2027 NRL season.An Eels junior, Nanva’s extension comes on the back of a strong pre-season and his NRL debut last week. Parramatta Eels GM of Football Mark O'Neill praised Nanva’s development and dedication.“Araz has worked hard during the pre-season with his attitude and performance and bought in to the…

Simmonson Update

Apa Twidle signs with the Bears

 Rising Apa Twidle will leave the Parramatta Eels at the end of 2026 after agreeing to a three-year deal with the new Perth Bears (joining in 2027).  The deal is in a cooling-off period, but he’s expected to go ahead with it because the offer is significantly better.  Twidle burst onto the scene with a standout debut (2 tries in 3 minutes), which attracted strong interest from multiple clubs.  Parramatta reportedly only offered a low-value development contract (~$80k), while Perth provided…

Round 8 Team List v Manly Warringah Sea Eagles (Anzac Round)

 1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Will Penisini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Charlie Guymer12. Jack Williams13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva 15. Saxon Pryke16. Toni Mataele17. Jack De Belin18. Kelma Tuilagi19. Lorenzo Talataina Reserves:20. Araz Nanva21. Jezaiah Funa-luta22. Teancum Brown  INs: Jezaiah Funa-luta, Kelma Tuilagi, Sean RussellOUTs: None Referee: Peter Gough Centre Sean Russell…

Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.