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1 Eyed Eel Newsletter

Eels claim pre-season title by 1 Eyed Eel

Parramatta secured the 2026 pre-season challenge title as youngsters impressed in Gosford

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Sunday Vegas Villans Brown v Gutho 7 big questions

1. Who would you like to see get flogged in Vegas - Gutherson or D. Brown. Or maybe they don't concern you and are only focused on us. For mine its Gutherson, I've never liked him off the park. Sure on the park he gave everything, but his contract theatrics were disruptive and child like. Also his mum burnt all his Parramatta memorabilia  - runs in the family. 2. What team would you like to get the 2026 spoon3. Who is your most disliked player in the comp.4. First dev player to debut for…

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5 Replies · Reply by shane 22 minutes ago
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Matt Burton

He has yet to extend with the Bulldogs.   Do you think we should have a red hot crack at him.  Such a great player,   versatile, kicker,goalkicker.Lots of positives....BUT could we afford him or attract him to Parra ??

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7 Replies · Reply by Blue Eel 10 hours ago
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R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess

Epic heroes come and they go. What truly makes the hero is whether their fame goes to their head and they become a self-obsessed jerk, or they accept their limitations and try to serve others. Many think Odysseus (Ulysses to the Romans) from Homer’s The Odyssey (750-650 BCE) is the first epic hero in literature (Greek mythology). Yet that honour goes to Gilgamesh, from Sumerian mythology centuries beforehand (somewhere 2150-1400 BCE). If you are wondering where this is going - this early in the…

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8 Replies · Reply by LB 7 hours ago
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Perth Bears team - can they challenge parra

     Log In ROUND 1   Perth Bears 2027 best 17: Full signings and squad tracker, rumours, news, updated team list after every signingThe Bears join the NRL in 2027.Zero TackleSTAFF WRITERS | January 10, 2026 - 5:02pm 54715  The Perth Bears are set to join the NRL in 2027, and are now officially in negotiations to sign their first squad of 30 players.    UnmuteAdvanced Settings   FullscreenPauseRewind 10 SecondsUp Next      Zero Tackle will keep you up to date with their signings, official…

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16 Replies · Reply by Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug 17 hours ago
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The nine reasons why this is Parramatta’s year

From today's Tele by a very One-Eyed journalist...https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/david-elliott-it-doesnt-matter-who-you-support-go-parra/news-story/ccffa199fd2bfa5879cfd623899b569cIt’s finally here! After a long, hot summer of cricket, we now switch seasons and return to that wondrous seven months where political allegiances, religious conviction and family loyalty all take second fiddle to that one true and unifying Australian pursuit, footy.Regardless of your code or colours,…

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14 Replies · Reply by Adam Magrath 20 hours ago
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
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