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Red-zone specialists: Eels flatter while Sharks deceive

A look at each club's record at attacking inside their opponent's 20-metres and defending in their own red zone finds the Eels and Sharks bucked a trend that otherwise found the best clubs were the best red-zone specialists.Marking down good 20-metre attacking teams as those that required the fewest attacking play-the-balls per try scored, and most defending play-the-balls per try conceded, finds the Roosters were the best team in the competition while fellow grand finalists Canberra and minor…

NEW RULES COULD SUIT EELS: MOSES

Eels playmaker Mitch Moses hopes the off-season rule changes could largely suit Parramatta's style of play – though he isn't sold on the captain's challenge.Moses said the club's big and skilful outside backs should be well placed to capitalise on a new rule making it illegal to tackle an attacking player in mid-air as they jump to field a kick, as well as a new option to take a scrum from 10 or 20 metres in from touch, or from the middle of the field.With three potent long kickers in Moses,…

Eels sign Brock Lamb on two year deal

To view this email as a web page, go here.Brock Lamb signs with the Eels The Parramatta Eels Club has signed Brock Lamb on a year two-year contract until the end of the 2021 season.   Playing in the halves position, Brock will be in the development squad next season and in the top 30 for 2021.    Parramatta Eels Club General Manager of Football Mark O’Neill said, “Brock provides depth to an already talented roster and will ensure competition for spots in our halves remain high. Following his…

Drug Bombshell Set To Break

A message From The Eels Chairman - Max Donnelly, announced that all his proposed governance reforms have now been successfully passed following the support of over 90 per cent of PLC voters.

A message from the Eels ChairmanAuthorparraeels.com.auTimestampMon 9 Dec 2019, 06:02 PMDear Members and Supporters,Yesterday the Administrator of the Parramatta Leagues Club (PLC) Max Donnelly, announced that all his proposed governance reforms have now been successfully passed following the support of over 90 per cent of PLC voters.The successful adoption of these proposed governance reforms including the appointment of a new PLC Board will now see a guaranteed pathway towards returning the…

A SPECIAL CONGRATS TO THE MAN WITH THE CURLS KNOWN AS PHILIP

In my 23 years as a eels member I have witnessed many many things at the eels , I've seen some of the biggest dipshits to ever breath run the club into the ground and I've seen some of best people who put their heart , soul and money into the club .  One thing I have never witnessed is a man as persistent in ensuring the eels were put on the right path as Phil Sim . For close to 10 years Phil has stuck to his guns and did all he could to see certain things put in place  , a lesser man would of…

Who have you got- Joshua or Ruiz?

Thoughts people?  Joshua fighting far lighter and Ruiz, even heavier than their last meeting. Will Joshua wear Ruiz down with fitness or will it be a shortened fight with power shots from either fighter?  Will Joshua reclaim his titles or will Ruiz show that his last win was no fluke? EE 

Post the bush fires - A nice read with photo's

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/birds-and-koalas-captured-on-critter-cams-after-nsw-bushfires/news-story/0ad52f91a0f6e41622d2a29b6a705526

A very smart climate change blog by a very smart man .

  Ok , so here it goes .  I haven’t bothered to Google the size of space however the very minimal knowledge I have on this topic tells me that it’s so large nobody actually knows where it starts and where it finishes ( god botherers excluded as they have inside knowledge ) .  So I’m also no expert on what it takes to launch projectiles into space but for the sake of my idea I’m going to assume we can get stuff into space without a rocket to project it ? Maybe not humans , but stuff .  If not…

Anybody else get sexy vibes from this BBQ duck?

Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?