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Our 1-17 full strength is literally cup level

1-Iongi-first grade Standard2.Simmo-First grade standard3.Will p-Absolutely not4.Brian Kelly-He'll no5.Josh a-Yes6.Jonah pezet-Nope7.Moses-yes8.Jack w-yes9.Ryley smith-yes10-junz-Not anymore 11.Kelma t-Nope 12.Kautoga-Nope13.jmaine hopgood-TerribleLitreally our strongest part of our 1-17 is our bench and that says something. 🚮 geniuanlly how is this team gonna win games,our top 30 is more then 50%cup players at best.you can blame our garbage reccuriment and retention team.#GET THEM OUT

Both Tuivaiti and Tuilagi out, who replaces them?

What was our strongest part of our team is now getting slimmer. With Tuilagi and Tuivaiti out, who do we see coming in for the week?More likely we see Williams stay in the middle and Guymer moves to an edge. Then the two bench spots for Tuivaiti and Guymer would more likely be taken up by de Belin and Brown. Not sure if someone like Jezaiah Funa-Iuta will be ready either.So Russell for Nanva is one change. De Belin will get Tuivaiti's spot more likely. So who replaces Tuilagi?

Captain Contagious

Moses is a good player and a bad captain...and that's OK....but we need to do something about it. Fuck knows who we could give it to at this point but it seems obvious to me that Moses ain't the guy for it.  His Captaincy changes him, his manner and attitude suffer. Watching him, well, I wouldn't follow him into a bakeryI wonder aloud, here amongst the "sack EvErYOnE" wailing wether part of our recruitment clusterfuck comes down to folks being less than keen to play with/under Moses?

Something Wrong with NRL

There is something wrong with the NRL product atm. The overage points scored this weekend was 58 points per game. This is out of control and boring as hell. I find myself struggling to watch a game atm unless Parra are involved and that's not going much better. I just wish these gronks in charge would just leave the game alone

Will Penisni

Does any one know his contract status ? I know he seemed to think he had re-signed but it was never announced . Let's bloody well hope it never happened. He is the worst starting centre in the comp . I don't care if he's a local junior , what high hopes the club had for him , whether we think we can get him at a discount ... don't care .. he is rubbish . He lacks attention to detail , is inconsistent with his effort and makes some of the stupidest decisions you'll see on a football field . Add…

Defending the Undefendable... this game should not have been a surprise....Look what we had!

I am starting to think we have the dumbest supporters on here .... watched they way we  manouvre and undermine any failures.The relentless criticism and then the undermining of the coach, front office etc indicates some people cannot just understand the current problems.Players were pretty pathetic today and I honestly think with the injuries and dislocation of being maimed that we will be lucky to win another game this season......Can we fix it, I doubt it, it is not an actual lack of effort…

Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.