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Eels Robbed of Easter Monday Miracle by 1 Eyed Eel

Parramatta's profligacy in front of goal shouldn't overshadow the hamfisted refereeing of Peter Gough

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The Unicorns Strike Back

If some of you people can check in your hipocracy after last week, it may be you will be able to see your own biases.Have a read of what Pro Daz said  about scapegoats. You called it well Daz and it showed up how people change given circumstances and whinging.I suggested we would possibly  not win another game this year, but it does not stop me from supporting them. Most of our stalwarts were in that position and a week is a long time when you have blue and gold blood. I would like to say that…

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Eels V Dogs 3-2-1

3 Points - Mitch Moses Led the team around superbly, had a hand in everything, kicked for near 800m2 Points - Will Penisni  Ran hard making 7 tackle busts1 Point - Jack Williams  Topped the tackle count with only 1 miss. Played the full 80 minutes and was everywhere in defence.Special mention Junior Paulo with 169 odd metres from 55 minutes with 64 post contact meters Well done boys, a great win that not many saw coming including myself. Well done Ryles to get them back focused nd what a great…

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Game Day Blog R7 v Dogs: The M*A*S*H Unit (UPSET W38-20 WOW)

We host our greatest and longest foe this afternoon. Can our brave 1986 premiership warriors inspire us? "It's come without warning," Gus Gould told us earlier this week.  He was not referring to our injury list that is around half our squad. A M*A*S*H Unit. He was talking about this year's madness.  The huge increase in restarts and pedantic refereering this year. Manufacturing the Game. Ricky Stuart agrees. He said it's changed the "fabric of the game". Mike Meehall Wood, an insightful…

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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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