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Parramatta's Rollercoaster Trends Up by 1 Eyed Eel

A month of tough performances have steadied the Blue and Gold ship

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Poppa's Corner; The cattle is the problem, this maybe the catalyst to make us do some drastic things!

Forgive me, I need to get this off my chest!Yes the cattle is a problem, we knew that in probably every game we have won this year, just the same! I am/was devastated last night, the effort against Titans was probably a low point of the season ......so far?     BUT I actually saw some effort in last nights game !!!!.....that's why it hurts more than normal after a loss. Yes I know people will laugh at that but what I cannot accept is the execution....lack of focus and the giving up of the…

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8 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger 1 minute ago
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Game Stats tell the story

Possession was Storm 52-48All runs Storm 176-155Metres Gained Storm 1680 - 1164Tackles Busted Storm 43-18Post Contact Metres 493-376Tackles Made Eels 277-271Missed Tackles Eels 43-18essentially we are as soft as butter with and without the ball.

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2 Replies · Reply by Jman 2 hours ago
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Same

Nothing new. Step and repeat. Copy and paste. Year after year.  Same results. Same demolition. Same small hope Same lost hope. Same press conferences.Same blog posts. Sam's conversations.Same taking about the same.  

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4 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger 4 minutes ago
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Remember when we were told Kaizen was not a catchphrase.

It seems to have disappeared from our team lexicon....Anyone know where it went??? Have folks seen any "incremental Improvements" roaming about in the wild or do fans think was just hopeful sloganeering...It doesn't seem to me that we can even incrementally improve our error rate or goal-kicking. options....I wonder, what  the japanese term is for "treading water but still sinking" .

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2 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger 52 minutes ago
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Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections

1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available. 2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.3. Samrani -okay.4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.5. JAC - is JAC.6. Volkman - believes his own hype, turnstile, replace with Papalii, can't be any worse.7. Moses - wtf with the goal kicking. Take the tee off him ffs.8. Moretti - decent, can forgive his drop ball per game.9. TDS - passes are not crisp, a poor mans…

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34 Replies · Reply by KingGutho 22 minutes ago
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
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