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"Luck or the referee?
Every game was geared in their favour, the script was written. "

"......Not done apparently 
Bench......Woremu Egg..... fucking big,  raw snd can be hard to get down. May end up with that egg on his face if ye doesn't get in a salad"

"Coached by...Bread Arthur....some say plainbread. Some say sugarloaf. Some even say it's stale..... or mouldy. But ....mf it is good Bread, it holds a meal together...but it has to get fresh.
Bench..... Pay Stoned ( if you think he is worth what…"

"Soooo it's........The Plattermatter Eels
\Capt. Clint Crabstickerson
Fisch Moses
Prawnthen Brown (Nathen Praown?)
Waqyu Steak
Ryan Platterson (Fryan Platterson)
Raygun Clamshell-Jellyard
Junior Paello
and fucking Reed Mehboney (Feed Muttboney?)…"

"I can't stop now.....thanks heaps Wiz.
Raygun Clamshell-Jellyjard. Like a clam he is hard as shit and and you know what you are gonna get. and the jelly cause.....sweet. Raygun fucking blasts 'em, but when you add Clamshells to something with some…"

"Spot on mate."

"Deserves a Pulitzer Prize that analogy ... way too much seafood extender running around to win a premiership. We need some top shelf, class players.. how you attract them when you're not Nick Politis is the challenge. "

"The testing is faulty as hell and they over cycle the tests to get positives.....hard to say how far out the real numbers are but IMO conservatively I'll say 50% off.
I agree that globally in places where they don't test as much (Africa, Middle…"

"Yep and it shits me to tears.
Best presser was when we lost against the panthers - if he can bottle that and bring it out every now and then I'll change my mind, but until then, nup, may as well send in Mannah to do the pressers."

"Haha violent wank - fuck had visions for second and had to slap my face to stop....
As for unfair, mate the guys been leeching off the club for years. He's been paid good money, great even for really no results as yet - semis and getting knocked out…"

"Yeah but he had a way with words that made up for his other short comings ie passion."

"...and Matterson is a Crab Platter. Bits of it are v.tasty, and it can be hard to crack sometimes, but there's never enough of it,.....you always wish there had been more....and you have to be careful to avoid it's head......Ryan Platterson
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"Lol Wiz,
Waqa Blake is Wagu Steak (Lol Wonga Steak)!. It's goes ok, but  needs some special sauce to be great and is expensive for no obvious reason. You''re better off with a T-bone to Surf and Turf with your fishermans basket"

"Say that again please Wiz,  Melbourne, Penrith spoon... Not quite a premiership but fucking rewarding!"

"I know Brettles disagrees with me , but I think this year The Titans will be in the mix to make our job harder also.  But let's face it COVID could flip shit on its head and some bullshit team like The Tigers could win the comp simply by having the…"