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Parramatta's MASH unit of a team out-performed their arch rivals

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GET SOME OUTSIDE BACKS

Say it every week . You can't compete in this comp with such an inept backline .We can hang in for as long as we can until the dam breaks but there is NO quality in the backline aside from Fox .Will Penisni is the worst player in the comp and Russell isn't far behind him. No class , no speed , no athleticism , no centre skills , no ability to compete in the air , bad reads , missed tackles , concentration lapses , slacks off on the 1%ers , poor kick chase , can't beat a man 1 on 1, can't hit a…

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11 Replies · Reply by jjeel 17 seconds ago
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Cup observations

Just a few observations from my perspective. It was a great win. Especially considering that our 2 starting wingers didn't finish the first half and Lorenzo didn't play the 2nd half.NegativesPenisini can't string back to back games together. Positives Mataele dominate. He scored 2 tries. I think being 24 the club is going to let him go and focus on the younger players, but he is a very good player at this level.Lorenzo showed plenty of spark in the first half. He has to debut later this…

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9 Replies · Reply by Eels95 57 minutes ago
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Jack de Belin open to PNG move.

Parramatta Lock Jack de Belin is open to a move to the PNG Chiefs in 2028. The former St. George Illawarra Lock forward signed a one year deal with the Eels that includes a club option for 2027. de Belin has had a rough start for the Eels, starting the first two rounds before being dropped in Round 3. He recently only found his way back to starting, though his future at the Eels is very much in doubt due to the option. Now would he be interested in a move to PNG if Luai hadn't of signed? Of…

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8 Replies · Reply by Coryn Hughes 3 hours ago
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
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