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A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control

his apparent

Massive news in the world of potato chips!

Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..

If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?

Id definitely give them a go,

DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “

*picture is under review

Look-A-Likes

I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke 

What are our go to beers?

Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B

Eels Supporter Killed

It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc

Eels Fan and Robot

ADVICE NEEDED!

 Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation. 

 If anyone knows

Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?

Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.

Second vote. goes to this great man.

In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary

Who is your top 3?

Investment Advice from an Old Bastard

I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a

Dolphin Baptisms

So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy). 

https://youtu.be/WFMxe2OlbH4

If you're going to have a grizzly

When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’

His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that

Time for the Orf Season Stuff

A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.

The owner sez "geez that looks great o

KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD

Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here

TOPLESS CHICKS in SHORT DRESSES and ANYTHING Thread!

A message from 'The Little Fun-Guy' Daughter of Sir Col The Mushroom

As promised, Dad, I watched the Eels game last night. Bloody wish I hadn't now!! There were more gaps in their line than a smile in England! I could hear you swearing at the screen from the great beyond. All I can say is I'm glad I was playing our ne

What do you see? (image may be cursed)

MUGSHOTS of 1EE members, post em up!

All of these pictures are in public record thus are not breaking any forum rules of posting fellow 1EE pictures.

Please post mugshots of fellow 1EE posters.

Chucky

Prof Daz

Super

Carls

Col

Poppa

Fongy

EE

60s

BRISSYEEL

Bazza

Kram

Monts

Please add.

THE ORF SEEZUN BLOG ABOUT NOTHING - JUST FOR BROWNY

After numerous requests, nay, demands here is your Official ORF SEEZUN blog about nothing related to footy or the Eels.

All of the requests, which eventually became demands came from Browny - so you only have him to blame for this drivvel. *cue a resi

President Trumps off the cuff speech, mimed by a comedian - Very Funny

I found Poppas youtube channel! Pops you're exposed!

 Pansy Gronski

Pansy Gronski Pansy Gronski 298 subscribers • 15 videos

Poppa whats going on here? ive been informed by a very reliable source that this is your alter ego Pansy.

Nothing wrong with role play and fantasy stuff but this is over the top even