Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constan

Highest score

Best cricket side in comp

OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO

One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.

As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh

What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010

 
Scenario                 1: 
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 -  Vice Principal comes over,

Ultra light backpacking.

# ultra light backpacking

# Tread lightly

# Low impact

# Leave no trace

# Make no sound

CLEAN Jokes

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:

Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:

I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:

No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:

OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:

Do you want your usual

Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY

A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control

his apparent

Massive news in the world of potato chips!

Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..

If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?

Id definitely give them a go,

DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “

*picture is under review

Look-A-Likes

I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke 

What are our go to beers?

Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B

Eels Supporter Killed

It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc

Eels Fan and Robot

ADVICE NEEDED!

 Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation. 

 If anyone knows

Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?

Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.

Second vote. goes to this great man.

In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary

Who is your top 3?

Investment Advice from an Old Bastard

I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a

Dolphin Baptisms

So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy). 

https://youtu.be/WFMxe2OlbH4

If you're going to have a grizzly

When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’

His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that

Time for the Orf Season Stuff

A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.

The owner sez "geez that looks great o