Humour (45)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
The Eels will meet the Sharks this week at Magic Round, interestingly, with both teams returning from games against the West Tigers.While the Moses lead Eels fought out an incredibly brave 38-22 win based off their defensive efforts, the Sharks lost…
"I do not think Smith is amazing like some here but he is not rubbish either. I feel he is a good Hooker that can definately get better. He is a Hooker you can do well in finals with. "
"I think he's talking about Lussick Smith"
"I've always wondered why coaches just don't move him into the middle that forces him to do the work he can't hide.Even as a bench middle nd use him in 15-20 minute bursts."
"Would keep moretti in the team "
"You serious - Smith is a gun - young - has a lot of energy.. hope he signs long term deal asap!!"
"You watch too much netball, you're getting your Smith's mixed up."
"Your talking about aiming higher yet happy with smith as a starting hooker, the guy barely takes the line on and gasses after 20 minutes and passing becomes average. "
"Smith is dog shit at hooker. "
"Players will come up that aren't off contract eg dylan Walker "
"Siply is dog shit. 300 max "
"Makes zero sense your basically replacing like for like Sipley for Paulo when the game is speeding up we don't want the 120 plus kg props there getting phased out."
"I mean that's what this thread is isn't it.
Supers already kiboshed the Paulo retirement anyway."
Supers already kiboshed the Paulo retirement anyway."
"You miss couple of players i think Lane gone i cant see Cartwright and Matterson and Greig be resign so there more money to buy up And Tof sipley woukd be a great buy and love to get one over manly"
"Sipley goes against what we are building i feel. He barely plays for Manly nonetheless starts, yet we want him to come in an start? We have money to get bigger players, we should aim higher.
Mozer also i feel Ryles will keep Walker as the primary 14…"
Mozer also i feel Ryles will keep Walker as the primary 14…"
Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9
Earlier this morning, Jim Sarantinos was on SEN with Matt White. Here are the key highlights of the interview: * Mitchell Moses is an outside chance of returning before round nine, potentially for the R7 clash with the Tigers at Commbank pending…
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Cyclone Alfred
Not Eels related, but as a Gold Coast resident, I am now buckled up and locked down for three or four days of what should be one hell of a ride. To all the members here on the Sunshine Coast, Gold Coast and Northern NSW, stay safe. Praying the…
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OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.As he approached the pond, he heard voices…
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GAME DAY BLOG R9 V SHARKS
The Eels will meet the Sharks this week at Magic Round, interestingly, with both teams returning from games against the West Tigers.While the Moses lead Eels fought out an incredibly brave 38-22 win based off their defensive efforts, the Sharks lost…
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We should have $4M buy players
I hope we get Grant Anderson Ethan Bullemor Bunty afoa Jack Hetherington
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With all these players leaving us
We should have $4M in our cap to buy players i hope we get these players Jack Hetherington Bunty AfoaEthan Bullemor Grant Anderson
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Jnr Paulo to retire 2025?
There is a rumour getting around that Junior Paulo will retire at the end of the year!We have heard, been sent it by about 50 different people and there has been all different reasons stated. Stress fractures in his feet is a popular one, other…
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