Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"How is it uncalled for Chief? It's a very relevant question
Firstly, my comment was partly tongue-in-cheek. But that appears completely lost on you.
Secondly, it's an actual fact he needs one. Are you telling me he doesn't require one, working with…"
Firstly, my comment was partly tongue-in-cheek. But that appears completely lost on you.
Secondly, it's an actual fact he needs one. Are you telling me he doesn't require one, working with…"
"Yes, especially as a specialist coach, not in charge!
Who would have thought 12 months ago that JAC was a good enough coach, to get our backline defensively right by telling his inside man where to be and what to do. Did Ryles and Jarryd's career at…"
Who would have thought 12 months ago that JAC was a good enough coach, to get our backline defensively right by telling his inside man where to be and what to do. Did Ryles and Jarryd's career at…"
"Mate, you’re so old and so stupid you probably think Bluetooth is a dental condition"
"Poppa the point being Lomax wasn't on 650 at Parramatta, but you're too far gone to understand the point of my post.
800k to 850 for Lomax is way too much to pay and it would be better used in other more important positions. "
800k to 850 for Lomax is way too much to pay and it would be better used in other more important positions. "
"Why do you think he did not enforce the contract Pou?
Personally I find it difficult to accept the rhetoric of we don't want him if he doesn't want to be here.
That sets and example for anyone wanting to leave, Lomax as a player I could not imagine…"
Personally I find it difficult to accept the rhetoric of we don't want him if he doesn't want to be here.
That sets and example for anyone wanting to leave, Lomax as a player I could not imagine…"
"Cmon mate thats uncalled for. After years of jail time and court proceedings Jaryd's charges were completely dropped as the previous judge had erred in her directions to the jury. .
He's served time when its been proven he shouldn't have. How hard…"
He's served time when its been proven he shouldn't have. How hard…"
"It is a good call by Bobby Chief, your just too stupid to understand same!"
"@CHIEFY Mclovin
Chiefy you must be the most stupid person we have ever had on 1EE.
The absolute rubbish you have maintained in regard to a wingers price means you have no idea his value as a player. If he was purely a winger and nothing else I…"
Chiefy you must be the most stupid person we have ever had on 1EE.
The absolute rubbish you have maintained in regard to a wingers price means you have no idea his value as a player. If he was purely a winger and nothing else I…"
"He's doing his own academy now
as he was not convicted I think he will be able to obtain a WWCC - I'd hope he has looked into this before starting the business 🤔🤔😬😬"
as he was not convicted I think he will be able to obtain a WWCC - I'd hope he has looked into this before starting the business 🤔🤔😬😬"
"Did you hear him last night on podcast mace ? He confirmed there couldn't be an eels offer as no cap space and he was given run around for weeks "
"At the moment i think we be around last you cant take that many players out of your first grade and replace them with 2 players
We going to need at lease 3 to 4 more players to make the 8 i think"
We going to need at lease 3 to 4 more players to make the 8 i think"
"Does he have the appropriate working with children certification? "
"Good call hector. "
"Alls i can say is all this shit and you bloke would make a better longer novel than waf and peace . Get over the shit fight Hes GONE "
"I've heard that parramatta has about 2 million to spend at the moment, that give you's a couple of good backs a couple of good forwards and a back up hooker. They need to get into it and start buying some good players for next year, "
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If the dragons were paying 800k. Why would Lomax come to brad arthur for 650k. Use your head
Parramatta weren't a top 8 team. The reality is Brad paid 850 - 900k to get Lomax and preached that he would be our Australian rep centre for years to…"
If the dragons were paying 800k. Why would Lomax come to brad arthur for 650k. Use your head
Parramatta weren't a top 8 team. The reality is Brad paid 850 - 900k to get Lomax and preached that he would be our Australian rep centre for years to…"
Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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NAS Not Saying No
https://www.zerotackle.com/nas-discusses-potential-eels-move-228804/?utm_campaign=Zero+Tackle&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter"The 29-year-old admitted he's uncertain whether his next chapter will be in the NRL, rugby union, or even away from…
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Eels offer to Jonah pezet
https://www.facebook.com/groups/3766931310296395/posts/4292515377737983/
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Who are we going to buy
We should have more then enough money to buy Koloamatangi Garrick Murray With no Lomax Matterson Lane Cartwright Brown thats a big chunk off our salary cap we can buy players We got got 2 players for next year and 1 only for 1year what a joke At…
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J.Ryles potential new middle man
now surely to gard he's bound to play some sort of future role in Ryles'y coaching staff , again ie : identify talent , skills, speed mentoring etc etc !!
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EELS COACH JASON RYLES PUSHED TO SIGN OFF ON ZAC LOMAX’S RELEASE REQUEST - THIS IS WHY
Parramatta chief executive Jim Sarantinos has urged fans to keep backing the judgment of Jason Ryles after the Eels coach emerged as the key figure in the decision to sever ties with Zac Lomax.The Eels confirmed on Sunday that they had agreed to…
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