Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"You are one sick fuck Wizard and it is people like you who are going to lead us down the American path."
"Yeah no matter the politics i think everyone, if you are human, can agree with is a tragedy. "
"Doesn't matter what he is CE, certainly a nutcase and I wonder to this day what he thinks he has achieved.
Hitler killed 6 million and they became stronger.....the people that support Anti Semitism are instant nutcases by virtue of their…"
Hitler killed 6 million and they became stronger.....the people that support Anti Semitism are instant nutcases by virtue of their…"
"Some salient points Pou.
Interestingly I have never regarded Pauline Hanson as a racist and people will jump in horror on that statement. Pauline is a culturist and its not a skin colour but her support for an Australian way of life, equal for all…"
Interestingly I have never regarded Pauline Hanson as a racist and people will jump in horror on that statement. Pauline is a culturist and its not a skin colour but her support for an Australian way of life, equal for all…"
"respect the lost ones, their families and all those traumatised, delete this blog now super"
"Spot on Supereel 22. People should stop pointing fingers at one another. Respect is needed for the families of the victims. let all the facts roll out first. Don't listen to or be part of this dialogue that is going around- all you are doing is…"
"Can we chill the fuck out please. 16 people are dead, 15 of them innocent bystanders. Just take a bloody beat before smashing each other over the head about politics and immigration and who you think is responsible.
If you're on this blog and…"
If you're on this blog and…"
"That Aussie in Christchurch was an immigrant. That's the point. They are far more likely to be antisocial. Not all of them, not even most of them. Just enough of them that it's an obvious problem. The Pauline Hansons of the world didn't create this…"
"Well replied Randy, I understand what Wiz has said and it probably puts a perspective on it that many would not appreciate.
That said your words are right....nobody sits this out."
That said your words are right....nobody sits this out."
"I'm sure the government won't let this tragedy go to waste and find another way to impinge on our rights.
From the limited information given out last night untill this morning the professional government arse coverers have entered the fray .
The…"
From the limited information given out last night untill this morning the professional government arse coverers have entered the fray .
The…"
"Wiz. The last time I wrote to you I called you antisemetic for calling Ryan Matterson a jew. @You told me to not throw my dradel out of the cot. You can't pick and choose when to not be antisemetic "
"Settle down. Look at it overall you more likely see it is a mistake.
It would have been reported by TCT if true."
It would have been reported by TCT if true."
"I think everyone trying to be better, I don't for a minute the same top brass is still in charge of the company. This was all about unity & bring all inspiring juniors to be with their hero's. Why are we so obsessed with the past, we forgave the…"
"Law enforcement source identifies Bondi gunman as Sydney man Naveed Akram. So a Brave obviously Muslim man stops one gunmen and the other is identified as Naveed Akram ( sounds middle eastern in name) not sure if he's a Muslim or not."
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Have The Eels Re Signed Haze Dunster.
I came across this in the Telegraph written by Matt Encamacion.I know we can't use the whole article anymore due to copyright issues, so i have just taken a small snippet that shows it. The original article is written for today's Sunday Telegragh…
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Eels Fan joins The League365 Podcast
Guys on this weeks edition of The League365 Podcast we have Former Sky Racing Presenter, Race Caller amd more Important complete Tragic Eels Supporter Terry Hulm joining the Show. We will be digging deep into The Eels season last year, what to…
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THE BADGE CONNECTS US ALL
The James Hardie Centre of Excellence was buzzing today when 150 Parramatta Eels players from across five grades came together for a whole-of-club training session.From Harold Matthews and SG Ball to the U16s Development, NSW Cup and NRL squads, the…
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