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Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:

Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:

I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:

No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:

OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:

Do you want your usual

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158 Replies · Reply by Driza May 6, 2023
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A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control

his apparent

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86 Replies · Reply by Tad Feb 17, 2023
Views: 1390

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 Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation. 

 If anyone knows

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31 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 13, 2022
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Bubba j replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Should MA be elevated into 14 jersey next few weeks ?
"Season's over so might as well start try stuff for next year he looks ready can't get any worse so do.it off the bench for 20 each  game "
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adnan replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Should MA be elevated into 14 jersey next few weeks ?
"agree with the harry grant. That came to mind when i seen him"
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TolEllts replied to Hell On Eels's discussion THE EELS' COACHING SAGA: IN FEAR OF THE BOLD, A TRAGIC LOST OPPORTUNITY
"Someone said in one of the blogs here that MON had worked/played or coached by McDermott before. Could it be that MON had some 'inputs' provided to the other pencil pushers and this might be the reason why McDermott is not being considered???"
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BringBackSemi replied to Hell On Eels's discussion THE EELS' COACHING SAGA: IN FEAR OF THE BOLD, A TRAGIC LOST OPPORTUNITY
"The successful coaches like Bellamy and Bennett stand apart because of their man management skills. It's been said that Bennett pretty much stands back and lets his assistants do all the training. But what he has is that ability on when to give…"
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BringBackSemi replied to Hell On Eels's discussion THE EELS' COACHING SAGA: IN FEAR OF THE BOLD, A TRAGIC LOST OPPORTUNITY
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Graham polkinghorne replied to Hell On Eels's discussion THE EELS' COACHING SAGA: IN FEAR OF THE BOLD, A TRAGIC LOST OPPORTUNITY
"Just facts."
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Graham polkinghorne replied to Hell On Eels's discussion THE EELS' COACHING SAGA: IN FEAR OF THE BOLD, A TRAGIC LOST OPPORTUNITY
"Yet Sharks locked him as assistant coach, must think has something to offer. And now with a couple years more experience who knows."
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LB replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Should MA be elevated into 14 jersey next few weeks ?
"That's true but can be same with 4 forwards or Asi at 14. "
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LB replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Should MA be elevated into 14 jersey next few weeks ?
"Difference is Matt won't be playing full 80. Jake thrown into the halves to play full 80 and put on the bench when he is a specialist half.
At least Matt will make sense on the bench."
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Acme replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Should MA be elevated into 14 jersey next few weeks ?
"The concern would be if anything happened to Hands early in a game and he was required to play many more minutes than the 10-15 suggested."
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Inside Info replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Should MA be elevated into 14 jersey next few weeks ?
"Nowhere near ready yet, he would be targeted too much. His body shape still under developed, risk shoulder injury"
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Pork Rind replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Should MA be elevated into 14 jersey next few weeks ?
"Making the same mistakes like what we have done with Jacob. No thanks"
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Poppa replied to Hell On Eels's discussion THE EELS' COACHING SAGA: IN FEAR OF THE BOLD, A TRAGIC LOST OPPORTUNITY
"Hoe, everyone knows that Chief lives on the moon, why do you think the Martian's left for Mars!
Of course you being the gentleman that you are I understand you treating everyone the same, personally engaging Chiefy and Frank the Tank in any…"
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