Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"We could probably do better than nudgee beach lol
is it ok if i bring my new palestinian friend as well, then we can have two wog's, Wiz and an old dope LOL "
is it ok if i bring my new palestinian friend as well, then we can have two wog's, Wiz and an old dope LOL "
"If we get Brian Kelly, I think Russell won't get many games... but if we don't, Russell will be in the centres. "
"Plus we wernt in the hunt to make the semis ... if we same position on ladder next year ,, I'm sure he would do same with Russell "
"Pops that picture you posted of the two men fishing , I want you Wiz and to go fishing, being the wog you and Wiz will have give me a few pointers and I'll supply the alcohol. If we can make this happen then world peace has chance."
"I'm making the assumption that Russell is seeing out his contract, not exactly the same set of circumstances as Dylan Brown's departure "
"I think sometimes about how the world turns, it was not that long ago that those that wanted to hurt us were of German and Japanese origin. Russia was an ally so too China. India was British through and through. Today Germany and Japan are some of…"
"so let's take this a step further, does Russell now drop down the order like Dylan Btown did towards the end. The future is now isn't it. If Ryles wants players playing first grade that want to be here, then i feel there may be more issues around…"
"I am way more scared of the incipient Autocratic Theocracy in the USA that is betraying Ukraine (dishonoring Budapest Memorandum security assurances) and threatening it's allies and neighbours in an increasingly bellicose manner, all to the cheers…"
"True, Bluey your a good man, your rewards will come in Karma, I am sure, so is Frankie for that matter, I think I know of him on here as the first to commiserate and offer help when circumstances arise. Notwithstanding our petty disagreements over…"
"That has always been the issue Pops , we let any dope in and cause our own problems . Australia once had very strict and high standards when it came to immigration and it is main part of the reason Australia became the best country in the world ,…"
"Maybe the tele article about us locking up Dunster till 2030 wasn't just Ai slop.
The timing of our needed cleanout is unfortunate. We are exposed to fresh predators and the inflation they bring. This is a vulnerable transition time for us and the…"
The timing of our needed cleanout is unfortunate. We are exposed to fresh predators and the inflation they bring. This is a vulnerable transition time for us and the…"
"We will never have peace on and and things will only get worse , we live in the no common sense era .
Check out this link and look at why terrorists love the left , it's comedy gold .https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP02LBSgemQ/?igsh=N3BpemxzcTJ4bWpt"
Check out this link and look at why terrorists love the left , it's comedy gold .https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP02LBSgemQ/?igsh=N3BpemxzcTJ4bWpt"
"Faith is a great thing Pops. But i'm more like, I have faith in my family, my friends, people that do good, faith in needing reasonable law and order type things. for me faith is earned.
'i'm glad your little livey got a chance to swim away, nice…"
'i'm glad your little livey got a chance to swim away, nice…"
"Poor bugger will go backwards under Meningas coaching. JAC has made Russell's game, he will probably have someone like Morgan Harper to take him under his wing. Good luck to him, he has been a good servant to the club, and I'd say we couldn't…"
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Two Old Men on A Jetty
Early yesterday morning, I was fishing at Nudgee Beach just off the edge of Moreton Bay, adjacent to the Brisbane River and Airport. It’s a grubby little area and is just 20 minutes from Brisbane City, so it is very accessible. It’s my release. A…
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Ryan Matterson
https://www.nine.com.au/sport/nrl/news-2025-the-mole-exclusive-ryan-matterson-parramatta-eels-return-jason-ryles-20251216-p5nobb.html
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South Sydney tables final offer as Keaon Koloamatangi weighs up $1 million offers
In-demand prop Keaon Koloamatangi is expected to finalise a decision on his future in the coming days after South Sydney tabled a four-year extension they believe is competitive with the big money on offer from NRL rivals.The 27-year-old Kangaroos…
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