Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"Tony Burke the foreign affairs minister who brought those ISIS brides back went to the memorial tonight and got abused .
Hightailed it out of there.
Politicians are going to feel the weight of their decisions in the coming weeks .
Again pollies…"
Hightailed it out of there.
Politicians are going to feel the weight of their decisions in the coming weeks .
Again pollies…"
"HaMaS sUpPorTeR!!!
Colin Good, you are a fuckwit"
Colin Good, you are a fuckwit"
"People should not forget that isis brides were helped by the Albanese government to return to Australia, this shows once again that this government does not takes terrorism and safety of Australian's seriously . "
"Gun laws don't stop these pople."
"Question we need to ask is why are countries with open borders, invariably governed by leftist parties?
The majoiriy of Europe, Canada etc, the new shit holes. The reason they open borders is not for humane reasons (as we are led to believe), but to…"
The majoiriy of Europe, Canada etc, the new shit holes. The reason they open borders is not for humane reasons (as we are led to believe), but to…"
"sadly FRANKIE and without stating the obvious ... " THE HORSE HAS ALREADY BOLTED " ... God bless Australia. "
"Frank, what you said is common sense mate, I doubt the Govt would follow; they only seem to after votes....T Burke for one is pathetic. He welcomed them into the airport! Piece of work he is....lets see if he sends the ones who committed these…"
"colin, you are just an "Ignorant Twat"
you don't even rise to the level of "Useful Idiot""
you don't even rise to the level of "Useful Idiot""
"'Like many have said here, who we bring into the country is the key'
This.
It's common sense and not rocket science.
Do you let any Joe blow into your home without knowing who they are, where they are from? If the answer is yes, then you are either…"
This.
It's common sense and not rocket science.
Do you let any Joe blow into your home without knowing who they are, where they are from? If the answer is yes, then you are either…"
"Well said PT, he is Australian. I reckon he would say the same....The Govt has shown its hand.....you only need to see their comments re: accepting Palesitne as a state!! Enough said."
"Couldn't agree more"
"Ai written. Approved by a Gibbon"
"Wiz. The last time I wrote to you I called you antisemetic for calling Ryan Matterson a jew. @You told me to not throw my dradel out of the cot...to be fair, both of those read as jokes. I chuckled at his tesponse. Am I antisemetic for that?"
"How about you get it through your head that HAMAS hide where under hospitals,schools and where civilians are located,seems you are so blind and a ISRAEL hater and obviously a socialist voter "
"He absolutely is serious. "
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Sean Russell on Perth bears radar
I'm having trouble uploading the article but it's on zero tackle.
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Have The Eels Re Signed Haze Dunster.
I came across this in the Telegraph written by Matt Encamacion.I know we can't use the whole article anymore due to copyright issues, so i have just taken a small snippet that shows it. The original article is written for today's Sunday Telegragh…
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Eels Fan joins The League365 Podcast
Guys on this weeks edition of The League365 Podcast we have Former Sky Racing Presenter, Race Caller amd more Important complete Tragic Eels Supporter Terry Hulm joining the Show. We will be digging deep into The Eels season last year, what to…
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