Humour (45)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"He has played his junior footy in the halves but everytime I see him play, I think his best position is fullback "
"Well potential yeah but Purdue at 6 this year was average. Granted though Dearden was 7 and barely had a pre-season as well."
"I don't mind Purdue he has speed but be tough to get him out of QLD. "
"He will not leave NQ to be a Centre. It'll be to be Fullback or 5/8. This will be common, like Wishart, where players are testing with Perth now able to give them an over priced offer."
"Exactly, or they wouldn't agree to it. They either get paid more by their new club, or their former club gives them a payout to cover the difference. If they're ruthless enough, they will get a payout and more money from their new club. It depends…"
"Seeing as every man and his dog is 'testing the market', I like to formally announce I'm testing the market as well.
Show me the $$"
Show me the $$"
"No need, his best position is 9/14
Jaxon Purdue is on the market November 1st, I'd go for him instead"
Jaxon Purdue is on the market November 1st, I'd go for him instead"
"Agree he seems to have way too much integrity and class
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"😂 😂😂😂"
"I wonder if the clearys would all head to NZ ? Be something to see 😂"
"The point is the players have to agree to it."
"The Warriors just can't afford to let him go.
Tanah Boyd just isn't FG quality and if they don't pony up for Metcalfe then I fear the Warriors come back to the pack in a big way."
Tanah Boyd just isn't FG quality and if they don't pony up for Metcalfe then I fear the Warriors come back to the pack in a big way."
Eels offer to Jonah pezet
https://www.facebook.com/groups/3766931310296395/posts/4292515377737983/
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Did a blog get deleted
I was writing a reply and it seems a blog was accidentally deleted. Surely an accident as previous receipts were allowed so thought it just ongoing discussion All that time wasted writing his receipts, getting screenshots and replying to people as…
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Jaxon Purdue
Just read he is testing the open market. I rate him highly..Great centre option. Thoughts?
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R.I.P Ace
Ace Frehley, founding member of rock band KISS, dead at 74Ace Frehley, original lead guitarist and founding member of the rock band KISS, has died. He was 74. One of my favourite bands ever, many a raunchy night listening to Ace and the rest of…
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