Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"Bluey: Should this site only allow posters with "concerns" to express their thoughts, but not allow any counter arguments opposing the ideas expressed in those "concerns"? We'd become an echo chamber.
Also, I ask again where is the club's "fanfare"…"
Also, I ask again where is the club's "fanfare"…"
"I'm with you BE my mind wonders and it probably doesn't help the amount of books I've red on the subject the who what how why we continually ask.
It frustrates me because some of the answers are right there for us to see.When I see other clubs…"
It frustrates me because some of the answers are right there for us to see.When I see other clubs…"
"Yes Coryn well said. Makes me reflect a bit as well. Perhaps the Burning questions are red hot for a reason. I just can't shake the thought that getting our club into a premiership winning position may not occur in my lifetime.
The want for the club…"
The want for the club…"
"Fans are always going to be minions BE access to the powerbrokers means very little because they'll control the narrative and the subject wording of the response asked.
Which is fair enough I suspect we'll never get to the bottom of the burning…"
Which is fair enough I suspect we'll never get to the bottom of the burning…"
"Interesting that we are so concerned now with the word released or offically announced. Zero Tackle have to get the information from somewhere, from someone , someone out there wanted that story to be out, with all the other NRL stories possible…"
"His position matters not the idea that you tunnel vision him into one spot is so you chief.Talagi can play 6 3,4 or even 1 if given time.His path wasn't blocked his versatility is his strength the fact is he's got talent and we aren't replacing it…"
"You throw in Galvin and now Kolomatangi and what you say Frankie may have some legs but whatever it is it's something the club needs to address.We can't continue to be in these bidding wars for talent and losing them.
Kolomatangi isn't the one they…"
Kolomatangi isn't the one they…"
"I'm still available. They have my number!!!"
"Exactly HOE. The club isn't trying to quell anything. These are part timers to add depth to the NSW Cup team. Every club has them, and these haven't been officially announced anywhere."
"His contract ends in late 2027, when he will be 31. Surely there won't be huge demand for him beyond that."
"Great news! The future is looking good at Parra. Could be a Ken Irvine, Eric Grothe amongst those.."
""It [resignings] should just happen with zero fanfare unless it's like Iongi...". That's a self goal when you don't know it. They are not on the Club's site or news section like Iongi. The fanfare is off Zerotackle. We are making it Big. Not the…"
"Bluey, Not yet. I’m not tossing out the Ryles era in the foetal position, just because we missed out on some sexy big-bucked names. I’m going to watch how the team performs over time.
Be careful with the romanticised retellings of the Fitzy era. We…"
Be careful with the romanticised retellings of the Fitzy era. We…"
"Whatever he's on, it probably will not be enough to keep the competition away. We need to move quickly to lock him up longer term or we will end having to overpay to keep or have him signed from under our noses."
"Yep I said this before also
It is almost like they try to quell discontent with news that they think is positive. Nothing positive about extending, re-signing or upgrading talent - it should just happen with zero fanfare unless it's like Iongi or…"
It is almost like they try to quell discontent with news that they think is positive. Nothing positive about extending, re-signing or upgrading talent - it should just happen with zero fanfare unless it's like Iongi or…"
"Just non top 30 contracts. You have to field a reserve grade team. "
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Injury-plagued winger among four players retained by Parramatta Eels
The Parramatta Eels have released today that they have signed or resigned 4 players. They have retained Patrick Spence, Max Tupou and Meni Luke, all of whom have been playing in the club's pathways competitions. In further news released by Zero…
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Let's Ask !!
I find myself sitting around watching the cricket after the Christmas Festivities, and I'm stewing on the perception that we are missing out on real talent that our coach wants, and missing out with way too much regularity and consistency. The…
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Does anyone know what Jack Williams contract is worth ?
Just wondering ?? I'm sure it's not anywhere close to 1 million. But he is a damn good middle and glad we got him
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St. George Illawarra Dragons secure Keaon Koloamatangi on long-term deal
St George Illawarra have landed a huge recruitment scalp by securing Australian star Keaon Koloamatangi to a long term near $5 million deal.It is understood that Koloamatangi has told the Dragons he will join the club from 2027 on a five year deal.…
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