Humour (45)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Views: 830
Latest comments
"That sneaky fucker is up to something."
"Has a lot of talent and a fairly low error rate.
If Gus snipes us we should be making some enquiries."
If Gus snipes us we should be making some enquiries."
"Inboxed you , 🤙"
"Hey Wiz, I know that.
We've been well and are loving life on the Gold Coast!
As you can imagine, my wife is very distressed at what's going on in her homeland. I have to renew my rolling 5 year visa in person and I have my interview in October at…"
We've been well and are loving life on the Gold Coast!
As you can imagine, my wife is very distressed at what's going on in her homeland. I have to renew my rolling 5 year visa in person and I have my interview in October at…"
"We are going to get many of the "my info is" or "my source told me" or "my uncles cousins cats brothers dogs plant to me this" until it is official where he ends up"
"Last time you posted predictions the opposite happened.
So I am of the impression now that Galvin ain't coming"
So I am of the impression now that Galvin ain't coming"
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"Apologies to you especially. "
"google says I'm wrong. So I am I guess. I swear I've heard it mentioned a many times Ryles was managed by Issac Moses. My bad, Apologies if that's incorrect. "
"I think your right Sonic. "
"Are you sure Ryles is managed by Moses? Google says George Mimms"
"Dogs coaching didn't look to great out there tonight, hope Galvin was watching 😂"
"I have said already that if we miss out on Galvin I am not too annoyed, as I want us to focus elsewhere and see what we have in the juniours. BUT.....
Ryles seems to really want him. Like really really want him. That's enough for me for now. "
Ryles seems to really want him. Like really really want him. That's enough for me for now. "
NSW Origin Squad 2025
WESTPAC NSW BLUES SQUADAmpol State of Origin, Game OneSuncorp Stadium, Brisbane Wednesday 28 May1. Dylan Edwards (Penrith Panthers)2. Brian To’o (Penrith Panthers)3. Stephen Crichton (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)4. Latrell Mitchell (South Sydney…
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I say if we lose this week against Newcastle we will come last
I hope we win because i never been to Newcastle before this be my first time there and i never saw Parramatta win when i go to watch them
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Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9
Earlier this morning, Jim Sarantinos was on SEN with Matt White. Here are the key highlights of the interview: * Mitchell Moses is an outside chance of returning before round nine, potentially for the R7 clash with the Tigers at Commbank pending…
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Tigers slap $165k transfer fee on Galvin to let him negotiate with rival clubs
The Wests Tigers will grant Lachlan Galvin permission to negotiate with rival clubs but will attach a transfer fee of around $165,000 to his early release.Tigers officials reached an agreement with Galvin’s management on Thursday that will allow the…
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Lachlan Galvin all but done at Parramatta.
Based on Ryles' latest press conference, it seems all but confirmed that Galvin's time at the Tigers is coming to an end. When asked about the possibility of signing Galvin—given the club's halves are already set for 2025—Ryles responded: "A lot of…
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Parramatta Eels officially open the world’s largest rugby league Centre of Excellence
The Parramatta Eels today officially opened the $70m Parramatta Eels Centre of Excellence (COE) and Kellyville Memorial Park Community Centre, the largest rugby league training precinct in the world, marking a transformative milestone for the Club…
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Dogs now heavy favourites for Galvin.
Seems like the bulldogs are going to sign Galvin and stash him in their system, unsure why they are doing it with all the halves they have at their disposal but is what it is. Next target for the eels should be Sandon Smith should cost far less and…
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