All Discussions (270)

Sort by

CLEAN Jokes

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:

Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:

I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:

No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:

OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:

Do you want your usual

Read more…
146 Replies · Reply by Tad on Wednesday
Views: 1337

Pool question.

Around the pool - Concrete vs Eko decking  ? 

Have had a concrete Plungie Max pool plonked in the ground , approx sitting 300mm above ground level and am torn between concreting around it or Eko decking .  

anyone able to share their experiences with e

Read more…
21 Replies · Reply by Flow Basket Dec 28, 2022
Views: 353

Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY

A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control

his apparent

Read more…
87 Replies · Reply by Tad Feb 17
Views: 1129

Concerts

Following up on my discussion over favourite music artists, i want to know what concerts you have seen live and on top of that were there any acts in particular that were pretty average when you thought they would be amazing.

Thankfully i haven't had

Read more…
9 Replies · Reply by LB Nov 24, 2022
Views: 141

Latest comments

LB replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"But we will not be finding or buying a superstar anytime soon, especially with most of our coin wrapped up one our 1, 6 & 7.
Only way to do that is through pathways and develop one. Wighton at Centre is better than Waqa, simple as that. Look at all…"
2 minutes ago
Jed Bronson replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"Flegler Herbie Wighton would propel the Dolphins into contention next year IMO."
5 minutes ago
Jed Bronson replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"Interesting BA, I don't think he is leaving Canberra for a bigger contract. He had been on close to a Mil for years, being offered at minimum 900k to stay.
If he stays in Canberra it's because he wants a big money deal.
If he leaves it'll be because…"
6 minutes ago
LB replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"True, the we are wondering how we could afford him, well if we couldn't we wouldn't go for him. I wonder if it will just be a one year thing then he moves elsewhere in 2024?"
8 minutes ago
Frankie Fong replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"A 30 year old who's best days are  way behind him and has always been overrated is not going to add shit to   Parramatta ,but the eels with the flops running them will pay him a million a year for the 5 years . 
 
The day the eels actually target a…"
8 minutes ago
LB replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"Centre we would absolutley get value. You could argue he is a better Centre, based on his Origin form."
8 minutes ago
Eel Nut replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"Has there been talks already?
It's strangely and yet delightfully suspicious that Parra announce they are looking for an X factor type of back that can considerably aid our chances and Wighton then comes out to look at his options in the market!"
10 minutes ago
HKF replied to Muttman's discussion Who is the worst ref in the NRL?
"Without a doubt it's atkins,  not because he is incompetent but because it seems he blatantly favours certain teams. I remember about 2 seasons ago in an eels game he sent every eels try to the bunker  as no try and every try the other team scored…"
21 minutes ago
Electric Eel 2 replied to Electric Eel 2's discussion SIMMONSONS HIT ON TEDESCO
" Well said HOE.  It does my head in!"
25 minutes ago
Brett Allen replied to Muttman's discussion Who is the worst ref in the NRL?
"I've said it before, our refs don't understand the game. They know the rule book inside and out, but they don't understand the game. "
26 minutes ago
HKF replied to Poppa's discussion Where is our talent coming from
"Only if they identify as men"
28 minutes ago
Brett Allen replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"I dunno, I just don't see how he makes us better. I would much rather we invest in Russell & Dunster. He's like Moses, he knows this is his last big contract, he wants a max contract and I just don't see the value. Where woukd we play him ? His FB…"
28 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Poppa's discussion Where is our talent coming from
"I think we are learning lessons from years past throwing guys into early.
Ive dealt with situations like this in rugby union in my travels imo though there talent suggests there ready there bodies and mentality suggest otherwise.
Ive seen a lot over…"
32 minutes ago
LB replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"He is also best as a right Centre, where does Waqa play? Right Centre.
I wonder if Ricky is a bitter type to let Wighton leave out spite 😂😂😂"
34 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to LB's discussion Wighton rumours heat up as 'fantastic' option emerges.
"I reckon if he goes to Parramatta, they’re a good chance anyway, but I think he goes on an edge and stiffens up their edge defence and gives them that real presence out wide, because I think that’s what Parramatta lack at the moment.
“I think…"
45 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion Where is our talent coming from
"Great conversation....no one has the answers but critising all and sundry usually doesn't get you anywhere.
It seems to me that a business model needs to be created that is original and suits the incumbent club, After all then are many clubs out…"
45 minutes ago
More…

 

Who is the worst ref in the NRL?

Grant Atkins - We saw his atrocious performance on Thursday night. I didn't think he could top that but then I watched Manly vs Newcastle (with Atkins in the bunker). He just overturned a completely legitimate try to Newcastle that was already…

Read more…
13 Replies · Reply by HKF 21 minutes ago
Views: 153

Rolling mauls

Is there are specific rule against rolling mauls? At the 5:14 min mark the roosters prevent a dominate tackle by assisting their player and preventing parra dominance in the tackle at that point. It gave them the opportunity to push up and take…

Read more…
2 Replies · Reply by Cʜɪᴇғ 7 hours ago
Views: 149

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>