Eels Blogs

V'Landys on Hello Sport

Happy Monday, if anyone wants a good laugh to start their week, skip to 32:50 mark and listen to this f***wit talk. It is laughable seriously. Claiming the offer of $300k was a great deal and we can put that into our junior system. But said we can pu

The Eels v Lomax: Timeline and Key Questions

This is now a Pandora’s box with ominous Storm clouds. But not for our club. They hover over the Lomax camp. When ARLC Chairman Peter V’landys publicly backed Lomax recently, more than two weeks into proceedings, he urged that he not be “overly puni

Ryles 2.0: 2026 gets off to a bright start in Eels trial

Trials always present the double edged sword of fans getting excited that footy is finally returning, while trying to hold back on any bold predictions given the chopping and changing that occurs at this time of year. 

Parramatta fielded a mix of you

Picking Up Where We Left Off?

Obviously, it’s only a trial. Other than reviving Henson Park, at best it's test of whether juniors' physicality is up to the task. We passed that test. Perhaps, there were symptoms of something else.

We seemed to have picked up where we left off at

Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks

Where is the game day blog.

CONFIRMED: Storm asked NRL to bully Eels into Lomax deal

Explosive courtroom documents obtained by The Sydney Morning Herald has revealed that the Melbourne Storm asked the NRL to "apply the blow torch" to Parramatta to release Zac Lomax.

A slew of documents released in the Supreme Court revealed that duri

In Solidarity & With Pride

I have been a Parramatta Eels supporter for over 50 yrs now. As long as I can remember.

I can't even say that I chose this. My mother christened me into this Tribe, for better or worse. I saw our Premiership wins. I thought more would follow, but tha

EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist

Cameron Bamblett (19)

• 2025 Australian Schoolboy. Made his Jersey Flegg debut at 18 years old in 2025 and was very good in his games at fullback. Was very good in SG ball in 2025 in sweeping plays with his ability to find the right pass and slice the d

MOSES CONFIRMS ALLEGIANCE AHEAD OF WORLD CUP

Parramatta Eels and NSW Blues star halfback Mitchell Moses has indicated his allegiance ahead of the upcoming World Cup, hinting at a potential switch in his international career.

Moses, who was part of the recent Ashes tour but did not take the fiel

Members Forum 2026 Recap: Our Club is in Great Hands

Earlier this evening, one hundred privileged Parramatta members were given a rare behind-the-scenes insights into the club’s vision at the Members Forum for 2026 and if it is anything to go by the Eels are building something really impressive. Someth

Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these

GOOSEBUMPS!! Fire up Blue and Gold Fans

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUpdrN_E0OK/?igsh=ODR2NTdzeTV1MDN6

1st teams list v sharks

01  Isaiah Iongi
02. Jake Tago
03. Villiami Penisini
04. Sean Russell
05. Bailey Simonsson
06. Joash Papalii
07. Jonah Pezet
08. J'maine Hopgood
09. Ryley Smith
10. Sam Tuivaiti
11. Kelma Tuilagi
12. Kitione Kautoga
13. Matt Doorey

14. Tallyn Da Silva

Another 1EE tipping comp

I know there are a lot but if you want to join another please do. Completely free

https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/1EE

Password is: Parraeels1

V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question

1EE Legends Tipping Comp

The 1 Eyed Eel tipping comp is back for 2026. You can join via this link on ESPN Footy Tips:

https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/1ee_legends?p=1eyedeel

Password: 1eyedeel

If you are still in the comp from last season, you don't need to join again.

Here is

OneEyedEels Tipping Comp

Hey you rabid Eels, 

I have set up a NRL tipping comp to have some fun during the year. Hope you guys are interested. Here is the link to register. Please join in and have some fun.    https://tipping.nrl.com/comps/join/E2S7PB1O

Payne haas joins rabbits

Honestly why man,why rabbits and when will it be Parras turn.I just want the excitement of landing a big player like seriously it's a joke now.

Like Dam man..

Peter V’landys MIA: How the Lomax Affair Exposed Cracks at HQ

UPDATE: V'landys broke his radio silence (Feb 7th) in support of Lomax not long after this blog, and backflipped on the bans and seems to snub his nose at his own contract-sanctity antitampering laws. It stinks.

“You talk tough. Ten-year bans. Is

Purdue