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Members Forum 2026 Recap: Our Club is in Great Hands

Earlier this evening, one hundred privileged Parramatta members were given a rare behind-the-scenes insights into the club’s vision at the Members Forum for 2026 and if it is anything to go by the Eels are building something really impressive. Someth

Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these

1st teams list v sharks

01  Isaiah Iongi
02. Jake Tago
03. Villiami Penisini
04. Sean Russell
05. Bailey Simonsson
06. Joash Papalii
07. Jonah Pezet
08. J'maine Hopgood
09. Ryley Smith
10. Sam Tuivaiti
11. Kelma Tuilagi
12. Kitione Kautoga
13. Matt Doorey

14. Tallyn Da Silva

Another 1EE tipping comp

I know there are a lot but if you want to join another please do. Completely free

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Password is: Parraeels1

V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question

1EE Legends Tipping Comp

The 1 Eyed Eel tipping comp is back for 2026. You can join via this link on ESPN Footy Tips:

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Password: 1eyedeel

If you are still in the comp from last season, you don't need to join again.

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OneEyedEels Tipping Comp

Hey you rabid Eels, 

I have set up a NRL tipping comp to have some fun during the year. Hope you guys are interested. Here is the link to register. Please join in and have some fun.    https://tipping.nrl.com/comps/join/E2S7PB1O

Payne haas joins rabbits

Honestly why man,why rabbits and when will it be Parras turn.I just want the excitement of landing a big player like seriously it's a joke now.

Like Dam man..

Peter V’landys MIA: How the Lomax Affair Exposed Cracks at HQ

UPDATE: V'landys broke his radio silence (Feb 7th) in support of Lomax not long after this blog, and backflipped on the bans and seems to snub his nose at his own contract-sanctity antitampering laws. It stinks.

“You talk tough. Ten-year bans. Is

Purdue

Eels' 2026 Backline?

To those with knowledge of the Eels' lower grades, do the Eels have players coming through in the outside backs who might be within 1-2 years of a) breaking into first grade, and/or b) have the potential to be star outside backs?

I think the Eels' pac

Vale Vince Fawcett

I seem to remember him always being on the verge of becoming one of the great UK exports, had a bit of a cult following with Eels fans too.

Am I right that he had a blinder for the Eels against GB one night busting the line and scoring a runaway try?

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EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist

Cameron Bamblett (19)

• 2025 Australian Schoolboy. Made his Jersey Flegg debut at 18 years old in 2025 and was very good in his games at fullback. Was very good in SG ball in 2025 in sweeping plays with his ability to find the right pass and slice the d

Ryan Matterson Concussion - Rumoured

RUMOUR

I have been trying to get some information on this one but can’t seem to get anything back.

There has been a bit of a whisper doing the rounds that Ryan Matterson picked up a pretty bad head knock at training during the week. With Matterson’d hi

Vlandy's - NRL will register Lomax new deal

Another View

Beware of Matt Tripp, he is not a politician, why would he want to be one, when he has more power than many?

PT's story is relevant and a huge argument for the lack of justice in a legal system that has "stunk" for ever. Unfortunately it hold's no wei

Haas Bunnies

Payne Haas is leavingbBroncosnect season, going to Bunnies

Bellamy extends 2028 - Ryles finishes 2028

Melbourne will have their eyes on Ryles there's absolutely no doubt.  If i were Sarantinos and the board I'd be in talks right now to extend Ryles.  

Ryles will turn this club around the longer he is here the better we'll get. Every player he's broug

Deardon Rumour

Storm to face hefty bill if star loses Eels court fight

A high-stakes court spat over embattled NRL player Zac Lomax could mean Melbourne Storm end up with a hefty legal bill instead of the star on their team.

Four-time premiers Parramatta Eels have filed legal proceedings to stop their under-contract wing