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Dylan walker offered to super league clubs🥺

Having trouble uploading the photo but you can find it on Miksrl on Insta.

wtf man not walkz bro💔💔💔

Junior Paulo Injury

We all knew Paulo had been battling with a knee injury. So he will be havng a clean out which will keep him out for a month. Expected return date round 17.

Jai Arrow - When life puts everything into perspective

Ever since i saw the Ch. 9 news reel with Jai playing with his daughter and then struggling to speak/ slurring his words...I'd layed my anger at everything about our failing club (results- recruitment) aside. Fuck it...what does it even mean? Simply

Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/05/20/parramatta-eels-locked-in-for-vegas-in-2027/

Poppa's Corner; The cattle is the problem, this maybe the catalyst to make us do some drastic things!

Forgive me, I need to get this off my chest!

Yes the cattle is a problem, we knew that in probably every game we have won this year, just the same! I am/was devastated last night, the effort against Titans was probably a low point of the season ......

Joash invited to train with blues 2026

Thoughts on this guys? Anyone have an idea on how much this impacts a player's development? Should be good for him just to be around that level of talent

Positivity rather than delusionment about how we can go about things better, for all we know there maybe a bigger plan in the pipeline

Priceforever made a post on a blog about Parramatta attractiveness as a district and location for players to come to and also referenced our lack of recognition of TPA's.

I believe he raises some good points and this as a discussion on alternatives to

Spence

It's been a while.

the Spence touring our centre of excellence today. I heard we are signing him before June 30 for 26-27 only. He wants a PNG contract. Not sure if we should bother. Thoughts?

Lot of luck involved in an nrl season.

Just looking at the ladder and recent results, bulldogs raiders both had strong seasons last year and now look horrible and languishing at the bottom of the table. Yes recruitment and coaching is imporant but you also need a hell of a lot of luck wit

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We understand the frustration many are feeling, and the overwhelming, relentless sentiment surrounding the club at the moment.

However, we are not going to tolerate abuse or harassment directed at others simply because they may hold a different opini

Spirits crushed

Spirits crushed..

just looking at all the teams in the comp compared to us and Fmd.Newcastle wooden spooners now playing amazing footy and tigers 3 wooden spoons in a row and at full strength brilliant.Just looking at all the shit teams in the last c

Iongi playing in NSW Cup today - some positive news

Same

Nothing new. 
Step and repeat. 
Copy and paste. 
Year after year.  
Same results. 
Same demolition. 
Same small hope 
Same lost hope. 
Same press conferences.
Same blog posts. 
Same conversations.
Same taking about the same. 

R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption (L34-8)

This is the 7th annual Magic Round. The Caxton Carnival.

We’ve lost all but one.

Both teams are desperate to climb out of the bottom four. Both rebounded with wins last week.

Down on troops, we were gritty and brave to upset the then-high-flying Co

What we need.

Firstly a new recruitment and retention team. The clowns currently running the show have no idea. We desperately need a centre or two and prop that can eat some metres. 

Game Stats tell the story

Possession was Storm 52-48

All runs Storm 176-155

Metres Gained Storm 1680 - 1164

Tackles Busted Storm 43-18

Post Contact Metres 493-376

Tackles Made Eels 277-271

Missed Tackles Eels 43-18

essentially we are as soft as butter with and without the ball.

Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections

1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available. 

2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.

3. Samrani -okay.

4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.

5. JAC - is JAC.

Charles Guymer

Hard to single out 1 guy in a pretty inept performance but Charles is the face of inept . 40 metres in 80 minutes . The most unathletic , uninspiring back rower in the competition . By god he is a bad player . Im yet to see one thing he does at an NR

Remember when we were told Kaizen was not a catchphrase.

It seems to have disappeared from our team lexicon....Anyone know where it went??? Have folks seen any "incremental Improvements" roaming about in the wild or do fans think was just hopeful sloganeering...It doesn't seem to me that we can even increm

Fmd

Does anyone here have a mate that works in those jobs that ask parra players and coaches questions like the journos or whatever it's called.fmd someone needs to confront em and start asking proper questions the fans wanna hear.Fuck sake 

Gotta feel fo