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R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption (L34-8)

This is the 7th annual Magic Round. The Caxton Carnival.

We’ve lost all but one.

Both teams are desperate to climb out of the bottom four. Both rebounded with wins last week.

Down on troops, we were gritty and brave to upset the then-high-flying Co

Charles Guymer

Hard to single out 1 guy in a pretty inept performance but Charles is the face of inept . 40 metres in 80 minutes . The most unathletic , uninspiring back rower in the competition . By god he is a bad player . Im yet to see one thing he does at an NR

Poppa's Corner; The cattle is the problem, this maybe the catalyst to make us do some drastic things!

Forgive me, I need to get this off my chest!

Yes the cattle is a problem, we knew that in probably every game we have won this year, just the same! I am/was devastated last night, the effort against Titans was probably a low point of the season ......

Fmd

Does anyone here have a mate that works in those jobs that ask parra players and coaches questions like the journos or whatever it's called.fmd someone needs to confront em and start asking proper questions the fans wanna hear.Fuck sake 

Gotta feel fo

Game Stats tell the story

Possession was Storm 52-48

All runs Storm 176-155

Metres Gained Storm 1680 - 1164

Tackles Busted Storm 43-18

Post Contact Metres 493-376

Tackles Made Eels 277-271

Missed Tackles Eels 43-18

essentially we are as soft as butter with and without the ball.

Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections

1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available. 

2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.

3. Samrani -okay.

4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.

5. JAC - is JAC.

Same

Nothing new. 
Step and repeat. 
Copy and paste. 
Year after year.  
Same results. 
Same demolition. 
Same small hope 
Same lost hope. 
Same press conferences.
Same blog posts. 
Sam's conversations.
Same taking about the same. 

Parra team =

Parra team = Retards

They make me ill

Volkman shopped to Super Leage clubs

https://www.loverugbyleague.com/post/parramatta-eels-halfback-offered-to-super-league-clubs

Ronald Volkman is the latest NRL player to be offered up to Super League clubs heading into 2027.

The halfback is currently out of contract at Parramatta Eels

Eels vs Bye - Who Wins?

Next week the Eels team will certainly have their work cut out for them when they go up against a relentless BYE team. It's obvious Captain courageous Mitch Moses who will be missing with Origin Duties will make the Eels job tougher in attempting to

Remember when we were told Kaizen was not a catchphrase.

It seems to have disappeared from our team lexicon....Anyone know where it went??? Have folks seen any "incremental Improvements" roaming about in the wild or do fans think was just hopeful sloganeering...It doesn't seem to me that we can even increm

Titans win tomorrow, eels 2nd last

Thank god for the dragons is all I can say. What a frustrating team we follow

Herbie

Throw the kitchen sink, dishwasher, fridge and microwave at him. 

Warriors 5/8 Shopped to Super league

Ryan Matterson opens up on concussion battle

So basically saying he is dealing with headaches and blurred vision. Article says medical retirement is an option but Matterson himself did not quote that. He will see out his deal for 2026, earn his free cash and go into the sunset. We all know he w

Lot of luck involved in an nrl season.

Just looking at the ladder and recent results, bulldogs raiders both had strong seasons last year and now look horrible and languishing at the bottom of the table. Yes recruitment and coaching is imporant but you also need a hell of a lot of luck wit

The Parramatta Eels vs Melbourne Storm Rivalry

Ahead of the game this weekend I thought I would do a video on my Youtube channel about the rivalry between Parramatta and Melbourne. What started off as a grudge match has slowly turned into a bitter rivalry over the years and the Zac Lomax thing ti

Metcalf Dragons bound.

Bulldogs have pulled out of the race for Metcalf and his asking price is around 1 million dollars. Dragons most likely spot but to get him immediately I wonder if this means they will allow Sua to join us early to free up cap space to get Metcalf imm

Speed, Power, Athleticism, But Not Specifically Size; These are the Key Areas Emerging Under These Rules Forced on Teams

We have a poster on here JC who wrote some intriguing comments on touch football techniques, the power and speed aspects of our forwards in the game, and the effect that power running backs add to that equation. He dived into some techniques used in

Round 11 Team List v Melbourne Storm (Magic Round)

1. Joash Papaili

2. Brian Kelly

3. Jordan Samrani

4. Sean Russell

5. Josh Addo-Carr

6. Ronald Volkman

7. Mitchell Moses (c)

8. Luca Moretti

9. Tallyn Da Silva

10. Junior Paulo

11. Kelma Tuilagi

12. Jack Williams

13. Jack De Belin

Interchange:

14. Dylan Walker

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