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Eels V Dogs 3-2-1

3 Points - Mitch Moses Led the team around superbly, had a hand in everything, kicked for near 800m

2 Points - Will Penisni  Ran hard making 7 tackle busts

1 Point - Jack Williams  Topped the tackle count with only 1 miss. Played the full 80 minutes an

Game Day Blog R7 v Dogs: The M*A*S*H Unit (UPSET W38-20 WOW)

We host our greatest and longest foe this afternoon. Can our brave 1986 premiership warriors inspire us?

"It's come without warning," Gus Gould told us earlier this week. 

He was not referring to our injury list that is around half our squad. A M*A*

The Unicorns Strike Back

If some of you people can check in your hipocracy after last week, it may be you will be able to see your own biases.

Have a read of what Pro Daz said  about scapegoats. You called it well Daz and it showed up how people change given circumstances and

Another Ricky Stuart spray coming

Canberra are absolutely getting cheated by Gough and Bunker. Started with a a ridiculous no try call then Horsborough got ripped off an obvious set restarts then got penalised. Finished off with a error on Jed Stuart that should of been a strip. You

Are the Dragons saving us from wooden spoon?

I have seen our upcoming schedule cannot see us win next 8 weeks . Hoping that Dragons can remain bad save us from wooden spoon. Just the injuries are too much to handle . Guess FIFA world cup be on even not soccer fan have something to watch other t

This guy better than we have and most available. - sign him

Does anyone else have a better suggestion.??

What’s the Deal with De Belin?

We’re down to a third rate squad, yet he’s still coming off the bench. Is he carrying something, or just not in favour at the moment?
He was brought in as a key signing and used to play big minutes at the Dragons ...  I know that doesn't count for m

Drinking the pre season Kool-aid

We were drinking the Kool-Aid from day one of the pre-season. Big gulps. 
Every little thing in the off-season felt like proof we were onto something. The Lomax stance? Finally, we’ve got a backbone. The club stands for something. Love it. 
Pezet on a

Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release

Sign the bloke. He is very similar to Sam Tuivita. Both played u19 origin blues together. He ran for 200m+ last week in nsw cup and still didnt get called into their side lol. Unlike the other duds from the DT article, this bloke is young and heaps o

Jaydn Su’A Commits to Parramatta Eels (Official Club Statement)

What another Boring Year for Eels Fans

Towards the end of the 2025 NRL season I think a majority of Eels fans had some form of optimism for 2026 hoping it might be a possible top 8 position for the Eels.

However, this year has turned into one of the worst so far on record with Eels defenc

Sean Russell ruled out. Can we forfeit?

That's 13 players out against team which steamrolled the Panthers. I am not going to watch.

Round 7 Team List v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs

1. Joash Papaili

2. Brian Kelly

3. Will Penisini

4. Sean Russell

5. Josh Addo-Carr

6. Ronald Volkman

7. Mitchell Moses (c)

8. Luca Moretti

9. Rylex Smith

10. Junior Paulo

11. Charlie Guymer

12. Jack Williams

13. Dylan Walker

Interchange:

14. Tallyn Da Silva

15.

Our Dream 2027 team

If O'neill can land most of this team, he'll be known as the next Frank Ponessi

1. Iongi 

2. Jenkins 

3. Xerri

4. Tago  - most likely signing 

5. Fox

6. Purdue 

7. Moses

8. Sam Tuivaiti. Extension now

9. Smith 

10  ???

11 Jaydn Sua  signed 

12. Kit kat - jury's

Kelma to explore other options

Personally I don't really mind this..his a rocks and diamonds player.Liability in defence and to many errors a game.Just a backup player at best.with sua taking his spot this is what our 27 side will prob look like before future signings and what we

Do we not have anyone better then kelly

Surely there's some young hungry kids knocking at the door for that vacant wing spot,cause how Brian Kelly is in this starting lineup baffles me.Dogs are just gonna be peppering that side all game cause Kelly dosent have the brain of a regular first

Experiences meeting Sporting personalities

I have done similar blogs like this in the past but with new members on here and years past there could be new stories brought to the table. Also, with the doom and gloom of the club of late, i would like to turn the attention of discussion into some

Worst forward pack ever in team history?

Think this pack we rolling out on Sunday is worst in club history?

Paulo slow and old

Smith can't pass from dummy half

Moretti not fit enough to start 

Williams down year from last season

Guymer starting back row first time ever

Walker better off the bench

We’re gonna get bent over

Just had a quick look at the teamlist for both teams and yeah nah it's wraps..worse foward we ve ever listed junz is playing injured same with Mitch and Ryley and fcken how many new cunts on the bench and Dylan's starting again..then you look at dogs

Slow Moving 🤣