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OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO

One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.

As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh

Started by Poppa in Humour

33 Replies · Reply by Poppa Feb 20

Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement.

"Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Started by Randy Handlinger in Current Affairs

5 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 11

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.

They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.

Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cro

Started by Poppa in Humour

12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constan

Started by Poppa in Humour

36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forward

Keaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.

Soon to be announced.

Started by Aj in Sports

14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9

ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links to

Started by tyler in Current Affairs

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Why have our signings. Gone quiet 🤫

Started by Aj in Sports

59 Replies · Reply by Wizardssleeves official receipts Dec 2, 2025

NAS Not Saying No

https://www.zerotackle.com/nas-discusses-potential-eels-move-228804/?utm_campaign=Zero+Tackle&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter

"The 29-year-old admitted he's uncertain whether his next chapter will be in the NRL, rugby union, or even away from spo

Started by DYNASTY.LOADING in Sports

1 Reply · Reply by Coryn Hughes Nov 14, 2025

Remberance Day

This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking force

I have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who prev

Started by Randy Handlinger in Current Affairs

1 Reply · Reply by Randy Handlinger Nov 11, 2025

Any news on who parra

Is buying for 2026?

Started by Aj in Sports

13 Replies · Reply by Coryn Hughes Oct 29, 2025

Eels offer to Jonah pezet

https://www.facebook.com/groups/3766931310296395/posts/4292515377737983/

Started by Aj in Sports

3 Replies · Reply by Wizardssleeves official receipts Oct 9, 2025

Tom Jenkins- would be a great option for parra

Started by Aj in Sports

9 Replies · Reply by Prof. Daz Sep 26, 2025

Did a blog get deleted

I was writing a reply and it seems a blog was accidentally deleted. Surely an accident as previous receipts were allowed so thought it just ongoing discussion

All that time wasted writing his receipts, getting screenshots and replying to people as h

Started by fake midget pseudoachondroplasia in Current Affairs

1 Reply · Reply by Hell On Eels Sep 15, 2025

Best Birthday Cake Ever

How's this for a cracker of a cake...Go you mighty Eels.

Started by Big D in Other

7 Replies · Reply by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Sep 10, 2025

Dealing with medical conditions and recovery

So in response to a comment from Poppa where i finished off with saying that i would be out of it due to an unplanned surgery i had to remove two stones from my right kidney, though why not pass time while i am home, off work to discuss if anyone els

Started by LB in Other

15 Replies · Reply by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Sep 10, 2025

Grandson

Hey all,

Apologies for any disruptions to the forum but just throwing out how happy I am ATM with a new grandson. First one. As you all know I have had some issues in the past and you have all helped me through. Just wanted to share this moment with m

Started by LegendTHECROWEELS in Other

10 Replies · Reply by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Sep 10, 2025

I say if we lose this week against Newcastle we will come last

I hope we win because i never been to Newcastle before this be my first time there and i never saw Parramatta win when i go to watch them

Started by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER in Sports

6 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jul 18, 2025

LUKE METCALF

This guy is a gun player! I've been following him for last few years since he left the sharks and he's been doing so well for the warriors!
We need to sign him to play alongside Moses!

Started by ParraPride in Sports

11 Replies · Reply by Shawn peters Jul 16, 2025

NSW Origin Squad 2025

WESTPAC NSW BLUES SQUAD
Ampol State of Origin, Game One
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane Wednesday 28 May

1. Dylan Edwards (Penrith Panthers)
2. Brian To’o (Penrith Panthers)
3. Stephen Crichton (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
4. Latrell Mitchell (South Sydney Ra

Started by Stevo in Sports

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Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9

Earlier this morning, Jim Sarantinos was on SEN with Matt White. Here are the key highlights of the interview:

* Mitchell Moses is an outside chance of returning before round nine, potentially for the R7 clash with the Tigers at Commbank pending medi

Started by Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓 in Sports

7 Replies · Reply by Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓 Apr 8, 2025

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Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Started by Randy Handlinger in Current Affairs

5 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 11

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…

Started by Poppa in Humour

12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Started by Poppa in Humour

36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.

Started by Aj in Sports

14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9

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Two teams hunting the same thing at different stages of the path. Consistency. Jason Ryles talked about it at length this week. The Eels haven’t been able to put three games together with fight. Not since the end of last year, when they strung…

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12 Replies · Reply by Parra_Greg 17 minutes ago

Jake Clifford?

Been a fan of this bloke for sometime.Strong kicking game,solid pass selection,good in the air and hard runner close to the line.With cows meeting with CHT and if they get him.Itll prob squeeze out cliffo.He'd actually go well with Moses I…

Started by Roy tannous

31 Replies · Reply by mongolian trotting duck 1 hour ago

Jack Williams

Fox reporting Jack Williams is being targeted by PNG for…

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150 Replies · Reply by Hell On Eels 23 hours ago

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All Discussions (312)

OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO

Irony is Even Deader

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Keaon done deal

ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

Why have our signings. Gone quiet 🤫

NAS Not Saying No

Remberance Day

Any news on who parra

Eels offer to Jonah pezet

Tom Jenkins- would be a great option for parra

Did a blog get deleted

Best Birthday Cake Ever

Dealing with medical conditions and recovery

Grandson

I say if we lose this week against Newcastle we will come last

LUKE METCALF

NSW Origin Squad 2025

Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9

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Irony is Even Deader

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Keaon done deal

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Geme Day Blog R9 v Warriors: Chasing Consistency

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Jake Clifford?

Jack Williams

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