Man and he wife sitting watching tv then Lady go oh my God i pain in the belly she goes again oh my God i got a pain in the belly
Husband say to the dr there is a new dr just two house down from here go to see him and tell them you in pain
So she does
Read more…Bad lip reading White House press conference
love to see these guys do a post match press conference
Read more…me: Testing one two three...testing, testing...I think I got it working...right, I managed to somehow calm the Man On The Hill down by buying him a round...Feeling better?
MOTH: Beer's taste like piss, did ya piss in this or something?
Me: just drink t
Read more…Me: Well, I'm excited that I have finally secured an interview with a passionate eels supporter, the man on the hill. How are ya?
Man on the Hill: How the (bleep) you think I'm doing? I'm bored shitless with the (bleep) cricket. Jesus on a paddle pop
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After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bit
Read more…Wile E going fishing all the time
Acme has new Fish Beer
Much easier than catching Road Runner
and fish are already marinated
Read more…Let's make a stand. Shut down blogs linking traffic to, or quoting the telegraph (including this one).
Anyone with me?
Read more…just spoke to the twin feeling much better .cracking jokes and sounds back to his old self .MAYBE going home very soon. message for PHIL he said he tried to put a blog on about appleturn overs on but it would not accept it .i ask what do you want som
Read more…I going away to Merimbula fishing for a few days. So you guys won't have to put up with me lol.
Just wanna wish you all a Happy New Year
Hope it is a blessed yr for you all.
Read more…I know this is not footy related but as its very relevant to the current crisis (Pandemic) I would like to get peoples thoughts. I personally think its disgraceful for a pregnant lady to get arrested in her own home in front of her children just…
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Read more…Those of you who are waking to the news, theres been a terrible explosion in Beirut overnight, happened about an hour ago.Theres a lot of footage of it, im sure you'll see it, it was truely terrible to see, thoughts go out to our Lebanese brothers…
Read more…OPINIONHuman rights abuses in the paint aisle at Bunnings? Yeah, righthttps://static.ffx.io/images/$width_180%2C$height_180/t_crop_fill/q_86%2Cf_auto/bf76dd2bc07fa2b4febeaf6717730c9da3cd699a 2x" alt="Jenna Price" data-pb-hidden="true" />Jenna…
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The final regular season game for the Eels tonight sees them battle it out with the Tigers. There are a few unknowns in this game. What Eels team will show up? What Tigers team will show up? Will Taka in the halves be his swan song and lift the…
Read more…Wow. Erin Molan must have been riding around on her very high horse again today.Making a point after tonight's game about how mean and cruel some supporters are for throwing wooden spoons onto the Broncos training ground. I wonder what she would…
Read more…Only shit calls from the bunker, which has cost Souths two tries, is saving the Roosters from being totally humiliated, at the moment they are only humiliated. It was priceless to see the look on Robinsons face, the only thing missing was dribble…
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