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fake midget pseudoachondroplasia replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"He is great example of the next generation of forwards.  There have always been different fowards, some had size and power, some had skills and offloads and others relied on footwork and athletic ability.  Now with sports science and junior…"
1 minute ago
Poppa replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"Yes, if the process is fair dinkum and not held against him/us then I think the investigation will go the way of "nothing to see here, move along""
3 minutes ago
Poppa replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"I'm leveraging the childrens hospital in my price. Not many clubs would have 750 to throw around, but at the same time you could halve that for the remainder of the year.
Player pricing is going to get very interesting, Valandys is coming out…"
8 minutes ago
Poppa replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"Well he had a good look at Perth Rugby and Auckland is closer?"
17 minutes ago
Poppa replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"Well Karen's still struggling a bit, I think she is hanging in there and we are going to Bali on Monday, so she going good enough to do that, had minor surgery today and got the all clear!
Yes I am looking forward to the kick off....confident yes…"
20 minutes ago
Rabz S’s discussion was featured
The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that rising talent Teancum Brown has been upgraded to a development contract for the 2026 season, and an NRL contract extension for the 2027 and 2028 seasons.
Brown joined the Eels in 2024 in the Club’s…
50 minutes ago
Eelovution replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"EA, Can you bring us up to date from where Nrown arrive from? Junior pathways? NZ?"
59 minutes ago
mongolian trotting duck replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"leroy ?"
1 hour ago
RustyNuts replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"Chalk another receipt EA. You told me to keep an eye out for Brown at the start of preseason that could go places. Great to see the juniors wanting to hang around. Credit to Ryles and the whole organisation for creating an environment where the…"
1 hour ago
Gucci replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"He and Sam will replicate what Junior and Gillard were doing at their peak.
Need to keep junior for another year to help these young blokes progress into the stars they will be."
1 hour ago
Prof. Daz replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"It's just a coincidence that the Eels have stated a player swap is their desired deal to give their consent to Lomax signing with another team, and Warriors have said a player swap is their desired deal to give their consent to Barnett signing with…"
2 hours ago
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"Wait wait I got one, how bout Chaijizz Caramel "
2 hours ago
Clintorian replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"Awesome, locking up our future front row stars before the season starts and the vultures circle when they're see what he can do. Brown and Tuivaiti will form a deadly combo in a few years."
2 hours ago
Clintorian replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"Cuppa"
2 hours ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"Tbro?"
2 hours ago
LB replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"Did I say he wasn't very good? He played 44 games in 3 seasons. Average of 14 per season. His age got him in the end."
2 hours ago
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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Eels interested in Barnett

Parramatta are interested in Mitch Barnett. Now at 33 in 2027 and coming off ACL, good idea? Having Paulo and De Belin being 34 and 36 respectively is it good to have that much age? Ryles wants a Paulo replacement that can lead the forwards, Barnett…

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83 Replies · Reply by Poppa 8 minutes ago
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