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  • Trump should stand down asap

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    • Yes. that's a great discription of ''Sleepy Joe Biden'' good work.!!!!

  • There’s 3.5 minutes of my life I want back. Fart in an elevator comes to mind. 

  • Good physical satire. 
    But you know what they say, if the words you're parenting are the words of a complete fucking moron, well you're limited by your source material 

  • The saddest part? Some people on 1 eyed like Trump. 

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      • If the socialist Democrats win in Nov and Biden becomes president, i think he will suck up to the communist Chinese and America will be f*cked and probably Australia to. I wonder what Biden's ''crackhead'' son is up to right now.?

      • Well said, i agree fully  Poppa.!!

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