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Prof. Daz replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"But LB, you can go visit the Grand Canyon, at the bottom of which can be found the Eels' edge defense"
10 minutes ago
Jman replied to Roy tannous's discussion Dylan walker offered to super league clubs🥺
"Don't mind that makeup.Id consider Iongi at 6 and Papali at 1 even though Iongi is the better 1 all round "
11 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"Mitchy, just think of it as a free deportation to El Salvador, via Orange Turd Air. Once they check your 1EE messages to the radical communist proagandist marxist woke elite prof daz, you're toast, first flight to San Salvador for you buddy."
11 minutes ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"You are right, if i was going i would make it a proper holiday instead of seeing Eels players and leaving. But also, the prices for everything double now because it is an event."
44 minutes ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"There will be as many Eels fans would have saved for sometime knowing it will happen and many would make this their holiday once in a lifetime thing. For a few of us who have been to the States and done Magic Round or want to do it, we are the ones…"
45 minutes ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"Stuff that, i can't affrod that due to this cost of living. Would rather spend the money to Vegas. I have been three times so the FOMO will be limited. 
Also, imagine Poppa and I running something together? It wont make as one of us will kill the…"
48 minutes ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"Well by process of elimination we have to go really. NRL would want us to with our fanbase. Added to that is they wanted us for 2025 to play Penrith and we said no as Ryles was in year 1."
49 minutes ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"It's always been the case with Darwin and Magic Round this year."
50 minutes ago
Mitchy replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"My love and passion is always for Parra HOE, but I can tell you now I would not be forking out over $10k for a Vegas game; I would rather head to Brisbane for Magic round tbh.
To me its all piss and wind for one game / show on tv; and no doubt the…"
54 minutes ago
EA replied to EA's discussion Junior Paulo Injury
"lol crazy"
58 minutes ago
Bear replied to EA's discussion Junior Paulo Injury
"Its bullshit, all this hype about our great juniors, your ready when your good enough, if your not ready by 19,20,21 we've wasted our money training them"
1 hour ago
Clintorian replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"I know right 😅
It's been a tough week/month/year for some 1EE Fans."
1 hour ago
Clintorian replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Corner; The cattle is the problem, this maybe the catalyst to make us do some drastic things!
"Yeah, Moretti had his best game of the season and back to the player we know. We need to use his leg speed much more."
1 hour ago
Hell On Eels replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"Imagine if the club had the 1EE attitude: “Oh, we’re so crap, we shouldn’t go to Las Vegas like every other club.”
Might as well just forfeit the NRL licence. We almost lost it recently when fans had more decision making power. "
1 hour ago
SuperEel 22 replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"Season ticket holders only pay for 11 home games a year. We've been taking 1 home game away from Parramatta for over a decade. I imagine Magic Round 2027 will be an away game."
1 hour ago
Zip zip replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"One less game for season ticket holders. Let's hope next year's Magic round is an away game then "
1 hour ago
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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Junior Paulo Injury

We all knew Paulo had been battling with a knee injury. So he will be havng a clean out which will keep him out for a month. Expected return date round 17.

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15 Replies · Reply by EA 58 minutes ago
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