After numerous requests, nay, demands here is your Official ORF SEEZUN blog about nothing related to footy or the Eels.

All of the requests, which eventually became demands came from Browny - so you only have him to blame for this drivvel. *cue a resident idiot or two here*

Now nothing is a very interesting concept - people go fishing and sit there doing nothing, they can do this for hours on end, BUT, they are actually doing something while they do nothing, they are fishing. Going fishing is not to be confused with catching fish. If you are catching fish you are engaged in activity, that under the right conditions can be quite frenetic, so in this scenario you cannot be doing nothing while fishing is a sport of doing nothing most of the time.

When Slugg makes his soup and his evil twin asks him, "What are you doing?" Slugg wil invariably answer, "Nothing"

This is a protective move from Slugg so Hector will not zero in on all the soup and leave Slugg with nothing. Slugg is right to reply that he is doing nothing because the evil twin will always come over to see what sort of nothing Slugg is up to and eat the lot, which I pointed out leaves Slugg with nothing.

Browny on the other hand does something all the time, he will nag like a 50 year long wife to have a blog about nothing so he can do something when he replies.

We also have on 1EE too many recent members (I use that word with great reservation) who are in themselves nothing, however they are constantly doing something to upset other members with a modicom of inteligence. When your brain is filled with nothing then something is always going to happen when they release their nothing onto unsuspecting bloggers.

Anyhow, now I have typed a lot of words and said nothing of meaning or consequence, I am ORF for a week or so to do nothing except enjoy myself and will not have to answer for any of this drivvel *cue another resident idiot here* because it is all Browny's fault for demanding an ORF SEEZUN  blog about nothing.

NO REFERENCE TO FOOTY OR THE EELS IS PERMITTED IN THIS BLOG!

 

 

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  • Now seeing I won't be back for a while perhaps 10 hours of nothing will help tide you over.

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    • Thanks Sir Col,much better than the midnight shopping chanel

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DYNASTY.LOADING replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"Yeah interesting and fair. "
1 hour ago
EA replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"I am not confident that Papalii wil get snapped up that easily. I think the bench spot is his future in the NRL for now. Can't see him being the first choice fullback for an NRL club right now with the amount of talent in that position. If he wants…"
2 hours ago
EA replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"Yea Gabrael played HM with us in 2022 but in 2023 he played SG ball for the dogs before moving to the sharks."
2 hours ago
DYNASTY.LOADING replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"Papalii will get snapped up soon I think, if he elects to stay on a club friendly deal as a loyal servant in expression and passion for the club then that'd be great but I definitely see a home for Bamblett as our back up full back in the next…"
3 hours ago
Yehez replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"We have actually quite a lot of fullback prospects coming. 
Bamblett, Davis, Martin, Seuseu all look quite good playing there. Risati and Bloomfield have played there too. "
3 hours ago
LB replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"That's the thing. If he wants to play NRL for Parra it will be through 6. Thing is too is in NRL not many teams looking for a 1 either. If they have a great 1 they snap them up."
3 hours ago
Yehez replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"Ah yes forgot Guymer. 
Gabreal left us at HM really? I remember hearing so much about him for a while. Ah well."
3 hours ago
DYNASTY.LOADING replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"Bamblett is a gun fullback and will put pressure on Iongi in a few years, this is how these things should work. His path isn't blocked, he is just facing a challenge. He can play first grade on the wing, he will grow into his frame"
3 hours ago
EA replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"I believe we just have to build the next man up mentality up .Keep developing gun juniors because you never know when you may need one to replace an existing star. If they get poached then so be it, as long as the NRL team has a current star in that…"
4 hours ago
EA replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"M Gabrael left our club at HM level so he wasnt at eels when he mad the 19 team. From that 2023 SG Ball team, Tuivita, Sanders, Arthur & Guymer made the team. Talagi didnt play because he was in the NRL team. Richie did his ACL at the start of 2024…"
4 hours ago
EA replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"maybe 14/18th man maybe even the 7 if he guided eels to win the SG ball comp.
Speaking of halves, I was so pissed off when they didnt select Lorenzo in the team last year. They picked Rodwell, Woods and Harrison. Lorenzo, Walsh and Reed couldn't…"
4 hours ago
Yehez replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"I said in my post that Fletcher might have had a chance, considering he was an aussie schoolboy. Do you think he would've been a 14 or even a half for this NSW team?"
5 hours ago
Yehez replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"We've had 3 in 2023 and 2024 in NSW I think. Tuivati both years, Sanders, Arthur, Talagi as well. I think Michael Gabreal too?
So yeah, good crop. And the likes of Bloomfield and Fletcher would've had a chance if it wasn't for injury/rugby. "
5 hours ago
paul taylor replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"Bamblett is a beautiful runner of the football at fullback. Glides across the ground. He has a major obstacle for the next 5 years in Longi .  He is more than capable of playing 6 and has game awareness and eyes up footy ability. Very talented boy. "
5 hours ago
Jack replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"Thank badger, hope ya well mate. I met you a few times over the years. You use to know my sister jasmine. She use to work at one of the pubs at Newtown if you remember "
5 hours ago
Parra-all-the-way replied to Trev's discussion U19 origin
"Fingers crossed he see's his future in blue and gold! Sounds a real wing prospect from all reports. "
5 hours ago
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