After numerous requests, nay, demands here is your Official ORF SEEZUN blog about nothing related to footy or the Eels.

All of the requests, which eventually became demands came from Browny - so you only have him to blame for this drivvel. *cue a resident idiot or two here*

Now nothing is a very interesting concept - people go fishing and sit there doing nothing, they can do this for hours on end, BUT, they are actually doing something while they do nothing, they are fishing. Going fishing is not to be confused with catching fish. If you are catching fish you are engaged in activity, that under the right conditions can be quite frenetic, so in this scenario you cannot be doing nothing while fishing is a sport of doing nothing most of the time.

When Slugg makes his soup and his evil twin asks him, "What are you doing?" Slugg wil invariably answer, "Nothing"

This is a protective move from Slugg so Hector will not zero in on all the soup and leave Slugg with nothing. Slugg is right to reply that he is doing nothing because the evil twin will always come over to see what sort of nothing Slugg is up to and eat the lot, which I pointed out leaves Slugg with nothing.

Browny on the other hand does something all the time, he will nag like a 50 year long wife to have a blog about nothing so he can do something when he replies.

We also have on 1EE too many recent members (I use that word with great reservation) who are in themselves nothing, however they are constantly doing something to upset other members with a modicom of inteligence. When your brain is filled with nothing then something is always going to happen when they release their nothing onto unsuspecting bloggers.

Anyhow, now I have typed a lot of words and said nothing of meaning or consequence, I am ORF for a week or so to do nothing except enjoy myself and will not have to answer for any of this drivvel *cue another resident idiot here* because it is all Browny's fault for demanding an ORF SEEZUN  blog about nothing.

NO REFERENCE TO FOOTY OR THE EELS IS PERMITTED IN THIS BLOG!

 

 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
  • That's really something. 

    • No its nothen i think it's nothen but I'm not sure that it's nothen

  •   

  • Now seeing I won't be back for a while perhaps 10 hours of nothing will help tide you over.

     https://youtu.be/fx2Z5ZD_Rbo

    • 8230566894?profile=original

    • Thanks Sir Col,much better than the midnight shopping chanel

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Poppa replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"Different team, different system......love your optimism Chiefy.....are you growing a little horn or just feeling frisky?"
5 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"All hands won't be on Deck Bluey, love your Unicornman Vision but we have Hopgood, Simmonsson and Doory out for the season....throw in a couple of other long termers, don't forget we have got to get Moses through an origin series (goodluck on that…"
9 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"You know Daz how you always have one kid in the class who is a total Dope and makes all the stupid comments.......Meet Mallee57..... they don't come any dumber.
PS he is on this site representing another club, have a look at his history......"
13 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"With their injury issues, they are maybe not in a great position to do swaps, but they have always managed to have fast and athletic backs, maybe running around in one of their many feeder sides! They certainly don't breed them that way at Parra. "
18 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"First question first....Pezet has been signed by Broncs already....cap position is theIr Problem...I am guessing and loathe to think about it but NO SURELY not.... if we were offered to keep him.....I would go so far to call that a COACH KILLER!…"
28 minutes ago
EA replied to EA's discussion EA & SB Rookie Report - End of Season SG/HM Player Review
"If only 3 players from here make FG then the pathway system has failed because there is so much talent here. But to play along, I would say Petrus, Koina and Seuseu (if he picks league over union)"
31 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to EA's discussion EA & SB Rookie Report - End of Season SG/HM Player Review
"Informative read, EA. If you were to rank your Top 3 Most Likely to make first grade, at any team, who would they be?"
40 minutes ago
parra supporter replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"I'd still play him over volkman"
45 minutes ago
Mathew Clarke replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"Ryles can be blamed for many things, including purchasing Pezet for one season, but the injury count he can't control that. If the Eels can just be there abouts to making the finals he has done an amazing job. If the Eels finish this season like…"
50 minutes ago
Hector Bob Down replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"Send him Bronkos "
53 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"Yep, Chiefy, agreed. I think JR will slot Pezet into 7 and leave Volkman at 6 if Moses goes to Origin"
55 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"Blue Eel, I did the unicorn, but not sure finals are within this team's grasp. Too many things needed to go right and nothing has went right all year! But I interpret you that JR might put Pezet at 18-19 as cover for a half, and I agree there"
55 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"Why would JR put Pezet at 14? We assume you mean if Smith is not available and Pezet at 14 is there to . . . well he would not play hooker, surely? Defesnive liability in the middle. And can only cover 6 or 7, which is kind of what 18-19 is now for?"
58 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"Poppa, I suspect Ryles might play Pezet at 7 and Volkman at 6 if Moses goes into Origin camp."
1 hour ago
Clintorian replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"🫴😌🫴"
1 hour ago
Clintorian replied to Aj's discussion Jonah Pezet
"I'll be honest, this is one of the best seasons of footy to watch in years because you really don't have any idea who's gonna win each game - I love that!
I wish we had a bit more luck with injuries so we'd be further up the ladder, but this season…"
1 hour ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2408

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>