THE ORF SEEZUN BLOG ABOUT NOTHING - JUST FOR BROWNY - Social Blogs

After numerous requests, nay, demands here is your Official ORF SEEZUN blog about nothing related to footy or the Eels.

All of the requests, which eventually became demands came from Browny - so you only have him to blame for this drivvel. *cue a resident idiot or two here*

Now nothing is a very interesting concept - people go fishing and sit there doing nothing, they can do this for hours on end, BUT, they are actually doing something while they do nothing, they are fishing. Going fishing is not to be confused with catching fish. If you are catching fish you are engaged in activity, that under the right conditions can be quite frenetic, so in this scenario you cannot be doing nothing while fishing is a sport of doing nothing most of the time.

When Slugg makes his soup and his evil twin asks him, "What are you doing?" Slugg wil invariably answer, "Nothing"

This is a protective move from Slugg so Hector will not zero in on all the soup and leave Slugg with nothing. Slugg is right to reply that he is doing nothing because the evil twin will always come over to see what sort of nothing Slugg is up to and eat the lot, which I pointed out leaves Slugg with nothing.

Browny on the other hand does something all the time, he will nag like a 50 year long wife to have a blog about nothing so he can do something when he replies.

We also have on 1EE too many recent members (I use that word with great reservation) who are in themselves nothing, however they are constantly doing something to upset other members with a modicom of inteligence. When your brain is filled with nothing then something is always going to happen when they release their nothing onto unsuspecting bloggers.

Anyhow, now I have typed a lot of words and said nothing of meaning or consequence, I am ORF for a week or so to do nothing except enjoy myself and will not have to answer for any of this drivvel *cue another resident idiot here* because it is all Browny's fault for demanding an ORF SEEZUN blog about nothing.

NO REFERENCE TO FOOTY OR THE EELS IS PERMITTED IN THIS BLOG!

"Jaxon Purdue could be a very good option for five eight and he is off contract now. He would be available for 2027 if we sign him hopefully. Haven't heard much about the teams interested in him either"

"I like the way the eels are approaching the 5/8 market. Have Pezet for a year but we can continue to monitor player movement and see who or what becomes available. Also have Joash and Lorenzo still in their development stage. As we all know…"

"There were a couple on the market like Sandon and Wishart today. But the club are still fiddling around on if they should sign a half. It's becoming to much of a distraction I thought it would be resolved by now since Brown announced he was leaving…"

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- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" November 30, 2020 at 8:39pm
  
  Exhausting work Slugg, but we can get it done.
the Eggman November 30, 2020 at 7:23pm

That's really something.
- Hector > the Eggman November 30, 2020 at 7:32pm
  
  No its nothen i think it's nothen but I'm not sure that it's nothen
Tad November 30, 2020 at 7:55pm
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Tad November 30, 2020 at 8:43pm
  
  I got absolutely nothing from that Tad, well done.
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" November 30, 2020 at 8:51pm

Now seeing I won't be back for a while perhaps 10 hours of nothing will help tide you over.

https://youtu.be/fx2Z5ZD_Rbo
- Hector > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" November 30, 2020 at 9:09pm
- Tad > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" November 30, 2020 at 9:10pm
  
  Thanks Sir Col,much better than the midnight shopping chanel
  - Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Tad November 30, 2020 at 9:17pm
    
    If you are pressed for time Tad there is a three hour version you could watch.
    
    https://youtu.be/Zezez5bwdIk
    
    3 hours of nothing...
    - Tad > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" November 30, 2020 at 9:26pm
      
      haha over 6000 hits on you tube-----------.Not bad