After numerous requests, nay, demands here is your Official ORF SEEZUN blog about nothing related to footy or the Eels.

All of the requests, which eventually became demands came from Browny - so you only have him to blame for this drivvel. *cue a resident idiot or two here*

Now nothing is a very interesting concept - people go fishing and sit there doing nothing, they can do this for hours on end, BUT, they are actually doing something while they do nothing, they are fishing. Going fishing is not to be confused with catching fish. If you are catching fish you are engaged in activity, that under the right conditions can be quite frenetic, so in this scenario you cannot be doing nothing while fishing is a sport of doing nothing most of the time.

When Slugg makes his soup and his evil twin asks him, "What are you doing?" Slugg wil invariably answer, "Nothing"

This is a protective move from Slugg so Hector will not zero in on all the soup and leave Slugg with nothing. Slugg is right to reply that he is doing nothing because the evil twin will always come over to see what sort of nothing Slugg is up to and eat the lot, which I pointed out leaves Slugg with nothing.

Browny on the other hand does something all the time, he will nag like a 50 year long wife to have a blog about nothing so he can do something when he replies.

We also have on 1EE too many recent members (I use that word with great reservation) who are in themselves nothing, however they are constantly doing something to upset other members with a modicom of inteligence. When your brain is filled with nothing then something is always going to happen when they release their nothing onto unsuspecting bloggers.

Anyhow, now I have typed a lot of words and said nothing of meaning or consequence, I am ORF for a week or so to do nothing except enjoy myself and will not have to answer for any of this drivvel *cue another resident idiot here* because it is all Browny's fault for demanding an ORF SEEZUN  blog about nothing.

NO REFERENCE TO FOOTY OR THE EELS IS PERMITTED IN THIS BLOG!

 

 

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  • That's really something. 

    • No its nothen i think it's nothen but I'm not sure that it's nothen

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  • Now seeing I won't be back for a while perhaps 10 hours of nothing will help tide you over.

     https://youtu.be/fx2Z5ZD_Rbo

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    • Thanks Sir Col,much better than the midnight shopping chanel

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