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Posted by Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug on September 20, 2021 at 7:27am in Humour

A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.

The owner sez "geez that looks great on you, can I suck your c**k?"

Perplexed the young man replies "no".

"Do you want to suck my c**k?"

The young man still a little confused replies "umm no".

"How about you stick your c**k in my juicy arsehole?"

The young man finally understands "oh I get it, sorry I'm not actually a Panthers supporter".

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Parramatta Tragic September 20, 2021 at 8:03am

....the Penrith supporter then went home and brushed his tooth before bedtime...
- Randy Handlinger > Parramatta Tragic October 12, 2021 at 8:00am
  
  Lol.
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug September 20, 2021 at 8:40pm
- Scott Gregs > Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug September 22, 2021 at 5:13am
  
  Is that Kikau in the yellow shirt?
  
  Scott
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug September 20, 2021 at 8:41pm
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug September 20, 2021 at 8:42pm
- Randy Handlinger > Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug October 12, 2021 at 8:02am
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug September 20, 2021 at 8:43pm
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug September 21, 2021 at 4:25pm

https://youtu.be/3Lyex2tSUyA
- macybrown > Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug September 21, 2021 at 4:29pm
  
  Hahahaha!!!

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