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Posted by Kurupt - Part Time Coach on September 20, 2021 at 7:27am in Humour

A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.

The owner sez "geez that looks great on you, can I suck your c**k?"

Perplexed the young man replies "no".

"Do you want to suck my c**k?"

The young man still a little confused replies "umm no".

"How about you stick your c**k in my juicy arsehole?"

The young man finally understands "oh I get it, sorry I'm not actually a Panthers supporter".

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Parramatta Tragic September 20, 2021 at 8:03am

....the Penrith supporter then went home and brushed his tooth before bedtime...
- Randy Handlinger > Parramatta Tragic October 12, 2021 at 8:00am
  
  Lol.
Kurupt - Part Time Coach September 20, 2021 at 8:40pm
- Scott Gregs > Kurupt - Part Time Coach September 22, 2021 at 5:13am
  
  Is that Kikau in the yellow shirt?
  
  Scott
Kurupt - Part Time Coach September 20, 2021 at 8:41pm
Kurupt - Part Time Coach September 20, 2021 at 8:42pm
- Randy Handlinger > Kurupt - Part Time Coach October 12, 2021 at 8:02am
Kurupt - Part Time Coach September 20, 2021 at 8:43pm
Kurupt - Part Time Coach September 21, 2021 at 4:25pm

https://youtu.be/3Lyex2tSUyA
- macybrown > Kurupt - Part Time Coach September 21, 2021 at 4:29pm
  
  Hahahaha!!!

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