Humour (45)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"Adam/ BEM,
Totally understandable, gentlemen. The majority of Eels fans feel the same: against the idea.
All R&R decisions are calculated risks. Between the Storm, Parra or Broncos there will either be one winner or two. In hindsight.
The Blame…"
Totally understandable, gentlemen. The majority of Eels fans feel the same: against the idea.
All R&R decisions are calculated risks. Between the Storm, Parra or Broncos there will either be one winner or two. In hindsight.
The Blame…"
"He had the clause so he could play NRL . I think we are getting carried away suggesting he wants his very own team and that's the be all and end all of why he chose Brisbane.
So if something happens and Brisbane sign an experienced player to…"
So if something happens and Brisbane sign an experienced player to…"
"Does your mum know you're on the internet?"
"I agree 100% Adam.
This benifits Pezet and the Broncos.
I think some people are that starved of success that they believe Ryles can do no wrong.
Pezet is a halfback, not a 5/8.
The Storm knew this which is why Wishart covered for Munster and Pezet…"
This benifits Pezet and the Broncos.
I think some people are that starved of success that they believe Ryles can do no wrong.
Pezet is a halfback, not a 5/8.
The Storm knew this which is why Wishart covered for Munster and Pezet…"
"If he is leaving it would be v.impolite of him not to tell us well before Nov1.
Very impolite indeed
"
Very impolite indeed
"
"this fucking guy"
"If a gaggle of top quality players want to return and V'landys digs his heels in it will be him that is no longer welcome.
He talks a big game but if he takes this blather to the mat it will be him getting carried out"
He talks a big game but if he takes this blather to the mat it will be him getting carried out"
"He changed his username recently. That meant NSW police had to give up the search. So many wasted hours....Oh well, DonutTime!"
"I wonder the same thing wiz, and I get it. Everyone likes to throw a bone to a good mate if they can. "
""B followed his creepy high school coach..."
LOL.....Nah bro, it's not weird...not weird at all. Love is Love. Don't be hatin'"
LOL.....Nah bro, it's not weird...not weird at all. Love is Love. Don't be hatin'"
"Our rookies start pre season training on Monday. I am really interested to see which ones get the chance of an NRL pre season from JF and below. Hope it's genuine talents. Not fucking Farrugia type players"
"It's done now just have to make it work to our advantage as best we can.
It'll be interesting once all these internationals are concluded to see what other player movements are happening.
There's a lot of activity in clubland I reckon there'll be a…"
It'll be interesting once all these internationals are concluded to see what other player movements are happening.
There's a lot of activity in clubland I reckon there'll be a…"
"😂😂
You're killing me 😂😂"
You're killing me 😂😂"
"I'm not buying it, sure there is the potential short term benefit to the eels if pezet lives up to the hype ( many haven't) and helps guide the eels to the finals.
But what comes after that? The broncos will be getting a half-back with a full…"
But what comes after that? The broncos will be getting a half-back with a full…"
"Thank you. That's gonna help in terms of us perhaps signing someone, a couple of top 30 spots have been freed up, Hawkins (Pezet in), Grieg and Hands. Maybe we will sign one player, maybe promote someone else. "
Eels offer to Jonah pezet
https://www.facebook.com/groups/3766931310296395/posts/4292515377737983/
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Did a blog get deleted
I was writing a reply and it seems a blog was accidentally deleted. Surely an accident as previous receipts were allowed so thought it just ongoing discussion All that time wasted writing his receipts, getting screenshots and replying to people as…
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MON interview for all you MON lovers 😂😂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zG3WpBC6TkE&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1BVQ%3D%3D
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The Jonah Pezet Deal: An Optical Illusion?
The deal is done. At first glance, it seems to be a bad idea. Real bad. Weird too. Like we’ve betrayed the Future Is Now mantra and sold out the Parra Badge for a short-term fling with the future Broncos bride walking down the aisle in 2027. How…
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Views: 938
Papenhuyzen Quits Storm
You'd have to say this Rugby 360 thing is starting to get real....Ryan Papenhuyzen had played his last game for the Melbourne Storm after being granted an immediate release to consider his future.Papenhuyzen, who has been widely linked with rebel…
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Who would the Eels target come November 1?
Michael Chammas said a while ago they are looking to add a centre, a second rower and a middle. And with now the 6 jersey looks to be sorted with this year Pezet and the next year Joash or Lorenzo who else do you think they could target, if they are…
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