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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.

They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.

Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cro

Started by Poppa in Humour

12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constan

Started by Poppa in Humour

36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15

Highest score

Best cricket side in comp

Started by Herbert Hamilton in Humour

4 Replies · Reply by Poppa Mar 20, 2025

OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO

One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.

As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh

Started by Poppa in Humour

33 Replies · Reply by Poppa Feb 20

What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010

Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,

Started by Poppa in Humour and Current Affairs

35 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 15, 2024

Ultra light backpacking.

# ultra light backpacking

# Tread lightly

# Low impact

# Leave no trace

# Make no sound

Started by Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown in Humour

7 Replies · Reply by Seth hardy Sep 4, 2023

CLEAN Jokes

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:

Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:

I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:

No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:

OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:

Do you want your usual

Started by Driza in Humour

158 Replies · Reply by Driza May 6, 2023

Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY

A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control

his apparent

Started by Driza in Humour

86 Replies · Reply by Tad Feb 17, 2023

Massive news in the world of potato chips!

Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..

If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?

Id definitely give them a go,

Started by Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown in Humour

23 Replies · Reply by Poppa Nov 12, 2022

DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “

*picture is under review

Started by Wizardssleeves official receipts in Humour

18 Replies · Reply by My Bob Jul 26, 2022

Look-A-Likes

I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke

Started by ParramAddict in Humour

21 Replies · Reply by Electric Eel Jun 25, 2022

What are our go to beers?

Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B

Started by LB in Humour

101 Replies · Reply by Grunta the great Jun 12, 2022

Eels Supporter Killed

It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc

Eels Fan and Robot

Started by Richard B'Stard in Humour

2 Replies · Reply by Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug Feb 22, 2022

ADVICE NEEDED!

Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.

If anyone knows

Started by Slippery. in Humour

31 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 13, 2022

Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?

Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.

Second vote. goes to this great man.

In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary

Who is your top 3?

Started by Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown in Humour

9 Replies · Reply by Wizardssleeves official receipts Feb 4, 2022

Investment Advice from an Old Bastard

I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a

Started by Poppa in Humour

19 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 25, 2022

Dolphin Baptisms

So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).

https://youtu.be/WFMxe2OlbH4

Started by Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug in Humour

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If you're going to have a grizzly

When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’

His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that

Started by Joseph in Humour

5 Replies · Reply by Joseph Oct 7, 2021

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Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Started by Randy Handlinger in Current Affairs

5 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 11

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…

Started by Poppa in Humour

12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Started by Poppa in Humour

36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.

Started by Aj in Sports

14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9

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External signing likely for Eels’ next five-eighth

Parramatta eels next five-eighth is looking more and more likely to be an external signing as we really don't have the answer internally. The main candidates the club will be looking at are Chanel Harris - Tavita 27, Kodi Nikorema 32, Jack Cole 22…

Started by Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin

5 Replies · Reply by Richard B'Stard 4 minutes ago

Ryles on 2gb

https://omny.fm/shows/the-continuous-call-team/full-show-the-continuous-call-team-live-at-accor-stadium-may-9?t=49m16sPretty interesting comments, he starts talking around 49 minutes in

Started by Joel K

30 Replies · Reply by Mitchy 1 hour ago

Is it just me?

But did guymer play left back row with kelma in the front row? Just rewatxhing and thats how it looked for me?

Started by Parra-all-the-way

10 Replies · Reply by Vasily Arkhipov 2 hours ago

Parra Juniors- Sanders v Talagi versing

Both try a piece so far.What could have been, we'll never know.Big Steph did well ealier with the Storm. That's probably the best Eels juniors we've produced the last 3-4 years but all 3 left home.

Started by Parra fan on The Hill

39 Replies · Reply by LB 2 hours ago

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Humour (48)

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Highest score

OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO

What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!

Ultra light backpacking.

CLEAN Jokes

Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY

Massive news in the world of potato chips!

DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “

Look-A-Likes

What are our go to beers?

Eels Supporter Killed

ADVICE NEEDED!

Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?

Investment Advice from an Old Bastard

I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a

Dolphin Baptisms

If you're going to have a grizzly

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Irony is Even Deader

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Keaon done deal

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External signing likely for Eels’ next five-eighth

Ryles on 2gb

Is it just me?

Parra Juniors- Sanders v Talagi versing

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