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Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:

Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:

I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:

No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:

OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:

Do you want your usual

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158 Replies · Reply by Driza May 6, 2023
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A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control

his apparent

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86 Replies · Reply by Tad Feb 17, 2023
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 Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation. 

 If anyone knows

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31 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 13, 2022
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Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"I see that approach as well, probably extend him if anything. Also the whole retirement comment is half the forwards should retire. Hopefully get traded while they still have value but won't be. "
5 minutes ago
EA replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"The board will use players being stupid and the refs being horrible as factors out of his control to resign him.
tho the refs were horrible. In the first half go to 9:45 left in the half. You will DCE shove his forearm in Gutho throat. No pen…"
15 minutes ago
Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"So you would know than Mal had Slater signed up and delivered to their door than wouldn't you? Obviously full of shit mate. Meet me at parra training with who you know and so on. I'll do the same. Bet you I bring a hell of a lot more ex and current…"
17 minutes ago
Michael W. replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"Slater will NEVER coach in Sydney. He has been slated in as Bellamy's successor, and do you really think Thurston will move to Sydney. I can understand your pain, and how you feel, we all want BA gone, I can't see it happening until the end of the…"
26 minutes ago
Michael W. replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"For your information Brad, I have a connection at the Titans, and I can tell you 100% that they have been trying to get rid of him for 18mths, when I asked him why, he said because he is one of the dumbest person he, and many at the club, have ever…"
33 minutes ago
EA replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Lane is cooked
"I felt sorry for Sanders. Tualagi helped Sanders contain Olakatua. The moment Lane came back on, Sanders was defending by himself the full time."
40 minutes ago
Michael W. replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"WTF, who are the players retiring this year? and you only want half of them retire."
48 minutes ago
Zip zip replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"We need to get the Lomax swap done ASAP. Give the Dragons a pick of any one of our lazy, unfit forward pack + Sivo.  This team serious lack conditioning.  The game has moved on from the big, slow  moving forward pack that this team currently has. "
49 minutes ago
Bourbon Man replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"Muttman is a sensible contributer. You asked a question, he gave you an answer. Caylo is but one option. 
Wayne Bennett is the better option but we don't know what is happening behind the scenes. "
53 minutes ago
Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"Instead of being a complete flog and showing you know fuck all yourself. How about suggestions or something like that. Instead of just being dropkick and wanting the same thing year after year. "
53 minutes ago
Michael W. replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Mediocre
"Another dumb remark, " our wins are from the opposition letting us", let's hope the Storm and Broncos are in a generous mood when we play them, and let us win, maybe we can ask them nicely."
55 minutes ago
Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"As I've explained quid a million times, there is fuck all options available for interim coach. He can't bring cancer into a club when he is just coming into coach the team. Nothing to do with recruitment or long term effects on the club. Plus I just…"
1 hour ago
Nitram replied to Eelvangelist's discussion Parramatta 2024 Premiers!
"Lucky you. Positivity due to delusion in this instance is probably a good thing. Sadly, I'm a realist combined with a lover of the game, I understand it, I know when my team is cooked. They are."
1 hour ago
Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"Mathew Clarke agree solely with you. BA has done a amazing job to bring the club back, but we are sinking at a great speed of knots. Got a tired old forward pack, injured long term backs, who should be getting rested whether they like it or not.…"
1 hour ago
Sneaky Pete replied to Eelvangelist's discussion Parramatta 2024 Premiers!
"You must be on some pretty strong drugs. "
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Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion Bye bye Brad Arthur
"So you would have cayless over Mal? Muttman I thought you had a bit of sense. "
1 hour ago
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Line up afterthe bye

Assuming Sivo is suspendedGuthoRusselPenisniHarperSimonsonDBSandersRCGLussickJoe OCartyMattoHopgoodMA (I want his attacking spark of the bench and he cannot do worse than Hands miss on Saab)PauloTualagiMoretti/Makatoa/Grieg (if he plays well in cup) 

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Mediocre

Something I've just realised and been dealing with lately is how many fans are happy with this club putting out sub par performances or worse. Constantly finding excuses for results for the team loss and so on. I've backed BA for 10 years solid, had…

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1 Reply · Reply by Michael W. 55 minutes ago
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SELF SABOTAGE - copy and paste

Have you ever seen a man accidentally but repeatedly kick himself in the balls? It’s really hard. Welcome to the Eels squad. The dumbest team in the league. Self inflicted dumbness cost us again. Errors, ill discipline, stupid plays, stupid…

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