Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"You may very well be right Randy"
"Good point mutts"
"I'd take him ahead of Simonson"
"I don't mind this. Our outside back depth is paper thin. We need outside backs with nrl experience. Kelly has some skill. I'm sure Ryles can get the best out of him. We're not signing stars, we're signing players like Kelly, Walker, Jack Williams…"
"Thanks Eelwarra, if the players engage fully it is beneficial for them personally.
PS...your avatar is creepy as fuck. Cheers"
PS...your avatar is creepy as fuck. Cheers"
"He's usually right center, no? So he'll compete with Will P and Simonsson for the right edge of the backs. He's a good backup. I think he played wing before too.
If he's signing to play left center then he can hack it there well enough and Russell…"
If he's signing to play left center then he can hack it there well enough and Russell…"
"I almost need glasses to read that the font is so small."
"To ensure we spend the mandatory required amount of salary cap, are they simply going to pay the juniors they're pinning their hopes on and the (currently) rookie players exorbitant amounts? What is Plan B if Pissants replacement does not live up to…"
"Ya know where you can stick those big foam fingers"
"So you'd break up JAC and Russell to just move him to the Wing? It might happen but doubt since how well it worked."
"Lol. Just a happy coincidence it was"
"To be fair Kelly is decent and you won't be breaking the bank, well you hope not. But I see where you are coming from.
Let's be honest, we are buckleys chance of snaring a star at the moment, we are going to have to build to that."
Let's be honest, we are buckleys chance of snaring a star at the moment, we are going to have to build to that."
"What are their opinions on a supporter coterie
When are they bringing back the cheerleaders
Any thoughts on removing the chairs behind the posts and making it standing only
Any thoughts on big foam fingers or a special type supporter hat like they…"
When are they bringing back the cheerleaders
Any thoughts on removing the chairs behind the posts and making it standing only
Any thoughts on big foam fingers or a special type supporter hat like they…"
"Yep don't mind this at all "
"Very good question HOE.
It wasnt meant " as not getting Hollywood names didn't worry me. ". It was more that I'm not worried who Ryles first choice is, I trust that judgement in what he needs. Hollywood player type or not. My concern is foremost…"
It wasnt meant " as not getting Hollywood names didn't worry me. ". It was more that I'm not worried who Ryles first choice is, I trust that judgement in what he needs. Hollywood player type or not. My concern is foremost…"
"What's happened to ALL THE CASH??"
Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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NAS Not Saying No
https://www.zerotackle.com/nas-discusses-potential-eels-move-228804/?utm_campaign=Zero+Tackle&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter"The 29-year-old admitted he's uncertain whether his next chapter will be in the NRL, rugby union, or even away from…
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Eels offer to Jonah pezet
https://www.facebook.com/groups/3766931310296395/posts/4292515377737983/
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Your questions to the Eels bosses
Next week is our last Supporters Group Alliance meeting for the year, so if you have questions for the likes of Jim and Mark, get them in. As a reminder, the SGA is focused on the club's interaction with community, members and supporters on match…
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Eels eye Titans' Brian Kelly as Lomax replacement
Parramatta have launched discussions with the Gold Coast to sign strike centre Brian Kelly for the 2026 season.In the wake of star winger Zac Lomax’s sudden exit from the NRL club’s roster after just 12-months at the club, the Eels are aiming to…
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THE EELS SUPERTEE
Fantastic idea, congrats to everyone involved.https://www.facebook.com/reel/864145993036047/?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&fs=e&fs=e
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Ryles never offered Pezet more than 1 year
Anasta 24.10 min https://youtu.be/-Ly4UtWcy4g?si=FrcQ6McxrMSjS0icWatch the latest Anasta podcast- Straight from the horses mouth, " Parramatta - Ryles, never offered Jonah Pezet a long-term deal" He says Parramatta only ever wanted Pezet for one…
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