Humour (45)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"Which will be impacting that run game & attack also.
I don't think we should be worried, Ryles clearly has a plan for these two in tandem & it's exciting to know we are moving further & further from the style of player & footy from previous seasons.…"
I don't think we should be worried, Ryles clearly has a plan for these two in tandem & it's exciting to know we are moving further & further from the style of player & footy from previous seasons.…"
"Yep. Smith fatigues himself because of how much defence he does. Sometimes by the 60th minute he has already made 40-50 tackles so needs a break."
"Yeah, if I did not misread the DT article, I think that's what Richardson (Tigers HOF) mentioned that he currently contracted at the Tigers. So we might hvae just matched it?"
"Pops, agree on the defence 100%, well said.
Saturday was a good indication of how much work Ryley does himself & for those around him.
I have no doubt Ryley is well in the plans. Perhaps he's thinking, as EA mentioned, a Brandon Smith style hooker…"
Saturday was a good indication of how much work Ryley does himself & for those around him.
I have no doubt Ryley is well in the plans. Perhaps he's thinking, as EA mentioned, a Brandon Smith style hooker…"
"who cares. We will never know"
"Lol "is he smart enough to buy a hooker ot play 5/8?" ... you mean is he dumb enough to do that lol"
"You're right Poppa. We all saw what Illawarra did to us on Saturday night with Ryley not there. He has to be our starting 9. It took us 45 minutes to work out how to play without him there. "
"Mate him and his high school lover play catch and kiss in the side line, he ain't coming and we don't want him.. "
"Geez I'm glad your not a coach and stuck in the nursing home the day your given full access to your phone is the day. "
"There is a chance Mioses does too. "
"We can then do another team blog cool. "
"You've only got half a team? "
"If you see his highlights in SG ball and even Flegg for us last year he can run, not sure why we haven't seen it but getting the ball first receiver and asked to run might bring it out."
"Is it?"
"Next year LOL"
"Lomax will be picked as a winger, he will play where he wants.....Penisini will quite often find himself in Lomax's position. Actually starting seeing that in the game against Titans.
My guess is Ryles will be reluctant to drop Russell when Penisini…"
My guess is Ryles will be reluctant to drop Russell when Penisini…"
LUKE METCALF
This guy is a gun player! I've been following him for last few years since he left the sharks and he's been doing so well for the warriors!We need to sign him to play alongside Moses!
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NSW Origin Squad 2025
WESTPAC NSW BLUES SQUADAmpol State of Origin, Game OneSuncorp Stadium, Brisbane Wednesday 28 May1. Dylan Edwards (Penrith Panthers)2. Brian To’o (Penrith Panthers)3. Stephen Crichton (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)4. Latrell Mitchell (South Sydney…
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I say if we lose this week against Newcastle we will come last
I hope we win because i never been to Newcastle before this be my first time there and i never saw Parramatta win when i go to watch them
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Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9
Earlier this morning, Jim Sarantinos was on SEN with Matt White. Here are the key highlights of the interview: * Mitchell Moses is an outside chance of returning before round nine, potentially for the R7 clash with the Tigers at Commbank pending…
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Most accurate lineup next year based of what we know
1.Isiah iongi2.zac lomax3.will penisni4.Bailey simonson5.josh addocarr6.Joash papalii7.Mitchell moses8.jack debelin9.Ryley smith10.Junior paulo11.Kitone kautoga12.Jack Williams 13.Jmaine hopgood14.Tayln da silva15.Dylan walker16.Sam tuivati17.Luca…
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Tallyn Da Silva Officially a Parramatta Eel until 2029
Parramatta Eels Sign Tallyn Da Silva The Parramatta Eels are excited to announce Tallyn Da Silva will join the club effective immediately until the end of the 2029 season. Parramatta Eels General Manager of Football Mark O’Neill said, “Tallyn…
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How our top 30 is shaping up for 2026 and beyond
I can immediately see that Jason Ryles is following a similar approach to Bellache at Storm and Cleary at Panthers. JR is locking down members of the spine long term which helps build combinations and consistency over a period of time. This is…
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