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Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:

Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:

I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:

No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:

OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:

Do you want your usual

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158 Replies · Reply by Driza May 6, 2023
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A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control

his apparent

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86 Replies · Reply by Tad Feb 17, 2023
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 Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation. 

 If anyone knows

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31 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 13, 2022
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JC replied to Roy tannous's discussion Eels in talks to resign Jack Williams Luca Moretti and Sam tuivati
"I understand why they moved him to prop,  his ball playing at lock was atrocious after coming back from his back injury.  There was a few of us on here pleading for them to move him to prop to simplify his game and that worked.
He should start next…"
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EA replied to Roy tannous's discussion Eels in talks to resign Jack Williams Luca Moretti and Sam tuivati
"yep he is not a battering ram. He needs to be at lock to be fully effective. Needs that offloading game back too. 
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Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst replied to Roy tannous's discussion Peter O’Sullivan signs with broncos
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Coryn Hughes replied to Roy tannous's discussion Eels in talks to resign Jack Williams Luca Moretti and Sam tuivati
"Hopgoods just has to stay injury free that's what's holding him back.
If they keep playing him at prop I agree he's got no future there."
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Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion I wonder how this came about....the next stage of the evolution....what happens with MON when you look at the circumstances.
"Yes, that recruitment guy may need to come from left field, an agent maybe, someone with a vision .....of course if Anderson takes it, it is owned......unlikely to do so in my opinion, his involvement with the Dragons is still very young, I don't…"
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Poppa replied to Roy tannous's discussion Peter O’Sullivan signs with broncos
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