Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"I strongly dislike you slightly less....How about Jello or Refused?"
"your mother let me into the shower, well at least she said she was your mother?
Sorry about the Bong, totally out of my depth, I thought it was a smokey milkshape, well explains why she was licking her chin!"
Sorry about the Bong, totally out of my depth, I thought it was a smokey milkshape, well explains why she was licking her chin!"
"I don't see why everyone is in 'Panic Mode' on here ?
We beat the Premiers away from home in Round 20 this season, from the side that played that game we have only lost Lomax and Hawkins.
For me, surely Pezet is an upgrade on Hawkins but yes Lomax…"
We beat the Premiers away from home in Round 20 this season, from the side that played that game we have only lost Lomax and Hawkins.
For me, surely Pezet is an upgrade on Hawkins but yes Lomax…"
"Sure do."
"Well look at the juniors we have, all we need is keaon and an outside back or 2"
"Beau Scott had 2 good years and helped reshape culture at the time and bridged a gap till players came in He was a leader."
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"Foran was a waste of time, Jennings was good value and Scott ? Don't recall Scott so he must have been incredible "
"Heheheh
We are starring in "Use What You Got!"....and hoping we don't feature in Rebuilds Gone Wrong
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We are starring in "Use What You Got!"....and hoping we don't feature in Rebuilds Gone Wrong
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"Mooney for $650k?
Bit too rich for him at the moment."
Bit too rich for him at the moment."
"Asomua from Canberra pls, should have had T Mooney , B Kelly is good for a yr maybe 2
Keon would be goods but iin Tuivaiti we have something spesh & T Brown also.
Xavier Va'a from Chooks would be good also 1 / 2 yr
Blood Lokeni , Latu et al with…"
Keon would be goods but iin Tuivaiti we have something spesh & T Brown also.
Xavier Va'a from Chooks would be good also 1 / 2 yr
Blood Lokeni , Latu et al with…"
"LOL, Randy. I don't watch Reality TV Shows. Except 1EE. Love it...
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"We signed big names back when we had illegal TPAs. We got Foran, Jennings and Scott in a single offseason.
When the TPAs disappeared, the recruitment slowed down. It explains why a handful of clubs are always at the top though hey?"
When the TPAs disappeared, the recruitment slowed down. It explains why a handful of clubs are always at the top though hey?"
"You could build an awesome GameShow from that title Hoe. The losers end up curled up and crying in the fetal position and the Winners end up.....curled up and crying in the fetal position.
The Price of True Love is best experienced as a spectator…"
The Price of True Love is best experienced as a spectator…"
"The Price of True Love."
ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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NAS Not Saying No
https://www.zerotackle.com/nas-discusses-potential-eels-move-228804/?utm_campaign=Zero+Tackle&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter"The 29-year-old admitted he's uncertain whether his next chapter will be in the NRL, rugby union, or even away from…
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Jerome Luai Has More Get Out Clauses!
If you've kept up to date recently with the drama at the Wests Tigers, you'd know that the club is in complete turmoil, tearing itself apart from within. Board members being sacked , the CEO being investigated for family contracts, possibly gone by…
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Your questions to the Eels bosses
Next week is our last Supporters Group Alliance meeting for the year, so if you have questions for the likes of Jim and Mark, get them in. As a reminder, the SGA is focused on the club's interaction with community, members and supporters on match…
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Eels eye Titans' Brian Kelly as Lomax replacement
Parramatta have launched discussions with the Gold Coast to sign strike centre Brian Kelly for the 2026 season.In the wake of star winger Zac Lomax’s sudden exit from the NRL club’s roster after just 12-months at the club, the Eels are aiming to…
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