Humour (45)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"You would Fakey I have actually found your commentry over this thread as the exceedingly odious and naive, From fix their shit trans brains(we don't know how beyond letting them live Trans) to telling me to educate my Wife on Womens Rights…"
"Great post, Parra Greg. I feel privileged to hear you share a bit of your life. Thanks, mate.
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"I absolutely did not take this as an attack on Me Nos.I totally respect both you and your position.
Folks like you are not the problem. I am not even sure that i can characterise the problem beyond "Why can't you be more like me" and " In The…"
Folks like you are not the problem. I am not even sure that i can characterise the problem beyond "Why can't you be more like me" and " In The…"
"Bob, Fair enough, I'll answer your questions. Framing the deep issues in terms of Victim-Blame-Games helps no-one. Worse still is your solution: Civil Wars & carting off masses to "work camps".
In terms of solutions, Trump has some good features…"
In terms of solutions, Trump has some good features…"
"Wiz, This is just me. Radicals worry me no matter which side they’re on. It's a dangerous breeding ground.
So, I’m against burning the Australian flag. It’s a radical, symbolic act of violence in a sense that only divides and incites many, probably…"
So, I’m against burning the Australian flag. It’s a radical, symbolic act of violence in a sense that only divides and incites many, probably…"
"I must live in some trans paradise down here where they don't get assaulted , nor abused, and are working in every other shop I walk into .
So you are telling me..
They are known and accepted in the community, not troublemakers
The shops recieve no…"
So you are telling me..
They are known and accepted in the community, not troublemakers
The shops recieve no…"
"Christ says he not interested, he looking for a miracle instead."
"Brilliant stuff, NoS. Great to see you back. Your wisdom, creativity & warmth have been missed.
These labels. Left vs Right vs Radicals, Us vs Them. Who’s “we”? Who’s “they”? Feels imaginary, yet real enough to be dangerous.
Dr Jordan Peterson’s…"
These labels. Left vs Right vs Radicals, Us vs Them. Who’s “we”? Who’s “they”? Feels imaginary, yet real enough to be dangerous.
Dr Jordan Peterson’s…"
"My own history has me left leaning. The only reason I am in this great country is the immigration policies of Edward Gough Whitlam and Al Grassby. I have a deep admiration for their ideals,views on democracy and the rights of all people. My…"
"What i meant was that there would be attempts to claim the killer was in fact right wing not left wing. This is exactly what happened, there were fake documents and doctored photos plastered all over the next, even on this site."
"I think he means he resigned with the team he currently coaching. "
"To this day I cannot believe the "drop kicks"on here that thought BA was the "Pea" for the job.....absolutely "buckley's chance" of him coaching a NRL side with his sons involved!"
" (academics are jerks is the modern thing) by speaking precisely,
Are not academics just a reflection of our society and the education it espouses. If the world was just all Academics, what would be different? Would we not have the same definitions…"
Are not academics just a reflection of our society and the education it espouses. If the world was just all Academics, what would be different? Would we not have the same definitions…"
"So HOE, what's your thoughts on the "tolerant " burning the flag in public and the support for them to do so on the likes of the ABC and we'll known left leaning platforms ? Does this not make you start to question the values of those leading the…"
Kirk, Part 3: The Deep Divide
PREAMBLE: Ladies and Gentleman, Super is happy for this discussion to continue if we can remain civil and disagree respectfully, updated as necessary. If not, comments will be removed and if necessary the blog closed and any future Kirk-related…
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Did a blog get deleted
I was writing a reply and it seems a blog was accidentally deleted. Surely an accident as previous receipts were allowed so thought it just ongoing discussion All that time wasted writing his receipts, getting screenshots and replying to people as…
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Grandson
Hey all,Apologies for any disruptions to the forum but just throwing out how happy I am ATM with a new grandson. First one. As you all know I have had some issues in the past and you have all helped me through. Just wanted to share this moment with…
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LUKE METCALF
This guy is a gun player! I've been following him for last few years since he left the sharks and he's been doing so well for the warriors!We need to sign him to play alongside Moses!
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Depth looking good with Volkman and Twiddle on Fire in NSW Cup Finals
With the Eels first-grade season over, we still have something to look forward to, I was watching the highlights of the NSW Cup game against the Raiders, it was exciting to see both Volkman and Twiddle so dominant in their playmaking. Twiddle has…
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Justin Holbrook lands Knights coaching job. No sign of BA
The Newcastle Knights are set to rubber stamp the appointment of Justin Holbrook as the club’s new head coach at a board meeting on Monday night.It comes as the Sydney Roosters prepare to replace Holbrook, their current assistant coach, with former…
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We Could Of Won This Year
If only we didn't lose Moses at the beginning of the year we could of won this comp this year. The form we were in. The quality of the finals from all teams this weekend has been the most average I can remember. Please anyone but the Broncos win it.…
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