Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"Personally I think we should be playing Papalii on the wing. Play a similar role to Faalago when he played on the wing for Melbourne. Papalii is the future along with Iongi not Kelly"
"Coryn your sediments are fair and right. There is something missing leading us to get top talent. We get to last hurdle and fall, to consistently now. We do alright to get into last part but cannot get it done. Is it Ryles? MON? Sarantinos? Beach?…"
"We signed JBD by then. Wonder if they referred to Keaon? Surely not."
"DeBellend plays for PNG ....just saying."
"You would think everything points against us even being interested. But wow a premiership window with luai our current stars and a rep front rower would certainly push us into a premiership window wouldn't it. 2 or 3 players and you would have to…"
"If we are interested and somehow get him, by all means would welcome him. Though i think he would want to be top dog at a club, not behind Moses in terms of commanding a team.
Perth could be very likely."
Perth could be very likely."
"Yeah i agree, 27' should be the start of the window."
"You prefer standing behind the posts? Interesting, Wests Tigers do that for their Commbank games. Could be a nice experience for games."
"Well considering we have Lomax's money."
"Well Politis gets TPA's from his connections, as far as i know and could be wrong it is just cannot be involved with the club as a sponsor.
Laundy would be the same at Dogs."
Laundy would be the same at Dogs."
"As others have mentioned,
The quality and value of players that have departed the club far outweighs those that have been recruited, where has our cap gone?."
The quality and value of players that have departed the club far outweighs those that have been recruited, where has our cap gone?."
"That's just sad....the forever wait "
"First choice is easy BE your looking for a alpha to lead your pack and out of those names it's Tino A Keon B.
What I suspect and I'm hoping for is Tuivaiti and Moretti make big strides and we don't need to make such a move.Then we can supplement…"
What I suspect and I'm hoping for is Tuivaiti and Moretti make big strides and we don't need to make such a move.Then we can supplement…"
"I'd suggest we'll never know either way it's not as though our front office have learnt from the Bennett chase.For me that was an absolute shit show of an exercise.Media are no better than fan forums outside of having these contacts it's speculative…"
"There was an attempt at organising a coterie on here years ago (like 10 years ago) and it never got off the ground. Good idea though.
I like your idea of removing those sections of seating, not sure how that would go from a safety perspective,…"
I like your idea of removing those sections of seating, not sure how that would go from a safety perspective,…"
"If there open about talking to Luai then I'd say your pretty much putting the line through our junior development around our halves that's what a move like this tells me.All the Renzo Fletcher noise is just exactly that front office speak around…"
Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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NAS Not Saying No
https://www.zerotackle.com/nas-discusses-potential-eels-move-228804/?utm_campaign=Zero+Tackle&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter"The 29-year-old admitted he's uncertain whether his next chapter will be in the NRL, rugby union, or even away from…
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Eels offer to Jonah pezet
https://www.facebook.com/groups/3766931310296395/posts/4292515377737983/
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Jerome Luai Has More Get Out Clauses!
If you've kept up to date recently with the drama at the Wests Tigers, you'd know that the club is in complete turmoil, tearing itself apart from within. Board members being sacked , the CEO being investigated for family contracts, possibly gone by…
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Your questions to the Eels bosses
Next week is our last Supporters Group Alliance meeting for the year, so if you have questions for the likes of Jim and Mark, get them in. As a reminder, the SGA is focused on the club's interaction with community, members and supporters on match…
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Eels eye Titans' Brian Kelly as Lomax replacement
Parramatta have launched discussions with the Gold Coast to sign strike centre Brian Kelly for the 2026 season.In the wake of star winger Zac Lomax’s sudden exit from the NRL club’s roster after just 12-months at the club, the Eels are aiming to…
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THE EELS SUPERTEE
Fantastic idea, congrats to everyone involved.https://www.facebook.com/reel/864145993036047/?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&fs=e&fs=e
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