Humour (45)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"Pou, Violence comes from the extremes on the politico-religo spectum. Hard far-right. Hard far-left. Hardline fanatic any ideology. To assume it's only one ideology that is the problem is a false reality. Dangerous even.
For me, the moral of the…"
For me, the moral of the…"
"Is bamblett contracted long term?"
"Cannot believe of Cobi is not in their team. Must have some other serious wingers. Cobi was amazing in HM this year on the wing. His defence and finishing was elite. Arguably would have been in the HM TOTY."
"Bamblett, Petrus and Davis are the big ones to watch. I think Bamblett is a better fullback than 6 to be honest. But to fit the electric speed of Davis, he is at 6.
Funny how our HM & SG ball fullback are both in the same team for St. Pats."
Funny how our HM & SG ball fullback are both in the same team for St. Pats."
"Thanks for the heads up Chief. Six parra guys in-I'm in."
"Gentlemen,
I really don't want this blog to be closed. It's been largely civil up to this point.
One post (Bob Smith's) has been deleted for breaching COCs. I already warned of this from the onset."
I really don't want this blog to be closed. It's been largely civil up to this point.
One post (Bob Smith's) has been deleted for breaching COCs. I already warned of this from the onset."
"Poppa, I am OK with radical and lunatic and I am a leftist. But I draw the line at ... duck. C'mon, that is literally dehumanizing. Even disgusting can be human."
"Well, Poppa, I thought I should ask the internet if it was true, that all smurfs are blue. The internet told me there was an episode with a yellow smurf and others with multi-coloured smurfs. Apparently the wife of the creator of the smurfs chose…"
"Joash is nearly my favourite player "
"Well I certainly didn't describe you that way..... but there is an old saying that "if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and goes Quack Quack....it is more than likely a DUCK!"
"I had a problem with that "garment" Wiz..... in those days I couldn't afford any underware but I always wanted to look good from the outside. The womens change rooms were unfortunate but I had to get underware from somewhere!"
" Head knocks and coke who wouldn't invest in that "
"Myopia does that to you!"
"Poppa, I thought that comment was spot on. But what do I know, I am a radical lunatic disgusting leftist"
Kirk, Part 3: The Deep Divide
PREAMBLE: Ladies and Gentleman, Super is happy for this discussion to continue if we can remain civil and disagree respectfully, updated as necessary. If not, comments will be removed and if necessary the blog closed and any future Kirk-related…
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Did a blog get deleted
I was writing a reply and it seems a blog was accidentally deleted. Surely an accident as previous receipts were allowed so thought it just ongoing discussion All that time wasted writing his receipts, getting screenshots and replying to people as…
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Grandson
Hey all,Apologies for any disruptions to the forum but just throwing out how happy I am ATM with a new grandson. First one. As you all know I have had some issues in the past and you have all helped me through. Just wanted to share this moment with…
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LUKE METCALF
This guy is a gun player! I've been following him for last few years since he left the sharks and he's been doing so well for the warriors!We need to sign him to play alongside Moses!
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National Schoolboys cup final 1pm today (ch 9)
For those interested there'll be 6 Parramatta rep players in today's cup final vs Kebra Park (Qld) Cameron Bamblett is the one im hearing is the star player to look out for. Im sure someone like EA can fill us in on the other prospects in our…
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1947 RUGBY LEAGUE NEWS (16 pages) EELS FIRST EVER GAME
Did the Eels win their first game?Let’s find out.
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Three Sydney clubs circle Radley
Depending on Politis' policy on cocaine and drugs in general, Radley could be on the market. Question is, would look at him.2x premiership winner, edge and middle, Ryles connection, experienced.
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