Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"and move Mitch a bit to the left, so he's not too close to JR."
"Who doesn't send their dealer electronic transfers in 2025 ? Lol. Get with the times champion. "
"Well no, he wasn't morally entitled to it . He walked out for starters , plus they were illegal. Who asks for payments to be made after walking out knowing full well they'd come off the teams cap. It's a grubby move whether he was legally…"
"If they aren't it's because they got an insight into his personality and think it's not aligned to any traits needed to be a successful mentor , leader , teacher. Jarryds more suited to touring schools and corporate events tellling stories to…"
"Well in theory that maybe right but in real terms he is locked into his old contract if he returns to the NRL."
"Zac Lomax has effectively got out of his very under market value 4 year contract he signed. If he was to come back to the NRL he'd be on a lot more coin than if he'd stayed in his original contract with us. Win for Lomax whatever he does"
"I am trying my best bit I am having trouble with the fools.......Re...
No fools like an Old Fool! .....Sorry that's not right, they are called Tools.....you qualify Chiefy!"
No fools like an Old Fool! .....Sorry that's not right, they are called Tools.....you qualify Chiefy!"
"Yes agreed. I like the chosen players it's just that Ryles image overlapping over Moses."
"It's his "mmmm...the things I'd like do to you" face"
"Ryles has an odd look on his face. Some sort of arousal."
"I dunno, Ryles looks quite happy with it and I trust him"
"Ha. Super I can fix it if you give me the dimensions. My Canva skills are mediocre. "
"lol yep it is a bit rough - but at least they all actually play for us (touch wood).
I'll pay for the Canva subscription Super! 😁"
I'll pay for the Canva subscription Super! 😁"
"Holy hell
how is this gonna be rinsed out 🤔🤔🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️"
how is this gonna be rinsed out 🤔🤔🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️"
"I'd say Pezet and TDS would be on at least double those amounts. NRL level spine players are very expensive."
"Ploppo, you’re spending so much time online I’m starting to think your pension should be paid directly to 1ee . Go play lawn bowls before your keyboard wears out
Old mate spends more time online than teenagers.
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Old mate spends more time online than teenagers.
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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NAS Not Saying No
https://www.zerotackle.com/nas-discusses-potential-eels-move-228804/?utm_campaign=Zero+Tackle&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter"The 29-year-old admitted he's uncertain whether his next chapter will be in the NRL, rugby union, or even away from…
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Eels offer to Jonah pezet
https://www.facebook.com/groups/3766931310296395/posts/4292515377737983/
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Site header
Sorry to complain, but the new site header is doing my head in. Can someone please remove the background from the Ryles image so the border of his image doesn't crop through Moses left arm? My OCD thanks you.
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Parramatta ramp up pursuit of Kangaroos star after Zac Lomax's immediate exit from NRL
The Eels suddenly have about $2 million to play with. Sam Goodwin, Sports EditorUpdated Mon 17 November 2025 at 2:11 pm AEDTThe Parramatta Eels are expected to ramp up their push to sign Keaon Koloamatangi from the Rabbitohs now that Zac Lomax has…
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Have we really seen the last of Zac Lomax in Blue & Gold?
As we all know, Zac Lomax has departed the club effectively immediately - Just 12 months into a 4 year deal. This loss cannot be understated, especially considering many of us fans were crying out for a winger of this exact mould for years prior.…
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Who are we going to buy
We should have more then enough money to buy Koloamatangi Garrick Murray With no Lomax Matterson Lane Cartwright Brown thats a big chunk off our salary cap we can buy players We got got 2 players for next year and 1 only for 1year what a joke At…
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