Humour (45)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"Better team lost.
It happens too often and that's an indictment on the officiating and on the game in general."
It happens too often and that's an indictment on the officiating and on the game in general."
"https://vt.tiktok.com/ZShNpdbJj/
Absolutely robbed tonight "
Absolutely robbed tonight "
"How about avoiding racist calls about certain players, including Kautoga."
"Agenda driven i see, Penisini wasn't even that bad tonight."
"Iongi is definitely not the finished product. I realise it's only early days for him but he's got a few issues to work on. The dropped ball is one if he wants to be considered elite, he needs to rarely drop a bomb particularly when it's uncontested.…"
"Agree Carlo, I liked Jason's presser - I think Ryles did the right thing imo it's a message to the players to forget about external factors and focus on what's in your control "
"I'm still scratching my head on the McInnes one. Kaufusi was literally in the middle of the attacker and defender on his inside shoulder and escorted him to the tryline. I have no words. After they've completed cracked down on inside shoulder runs…"
"Arnold, has Mr Mertens been in your ear?."
"Jesus loves you son. "
"Can't argue with that Bert, Ryles has turned us around massively. How good is it to see rookies coming through at last. This year was always going to be a write off, to see so many guys get there start and turn it into something is great. It'll be…"
"You're right about Guymer and Kautoga. Jesus we lack punch on the edges. Start Walker, Williams to edge and Hobgood to middle. Matterson should get a look in somewhere, hopefully. "
"Fossys view is always the opposite of what actually occurred. He is a flop "
"Geez parra were dudded tonight. Wow some of the calls against parra we're disgusting. How the fuck does Kafusi take out an eels players to help his team mate score near the posts. Another day over the last 10 years that's not a try.. Obstruction…"
"Kautoga needs a run back in Cup playing how Ryles wants.
Tuilagi and Samrani on the edge for me rest of the season. Or if Latu steps up he can replace Tuilagi."
Tuilagi and Samrani on the edge for me rest of the season. Or if Latu steps up he can replace Tuilagi."
"I normally hate the cliche of blaming the refs, but holy hell that bunker call on Mulitalo is one of the worst I've ever seen. "
Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9
Earlier this morning, Jim Sarantinos was on SEN with Matt White. Here are the key highlights of the interview: * Mitchell Moses is an outside chance of returning before round nine, potentially for the R7 clash with the Tigers at Commbank pending…
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Cyclone Alfred
Not Eels related, but as a Gold Coast resident, I am now buckled up and locked down for three or four days of what should be one hell of a ride. To all the members here on the Sunshine Coast, Gold Coast and Northern NSW, stay safe. Praying the…
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OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.As he approached the pond, he heard voices…
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Views: 849
Presser v Sharks
https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-2025-jason-ryles-press-conference-video-eels-vs-sharks-bailey-simonsson-controversial-penalty-magic-round/news-story/d6b58d85e121eef8e9fdad0dc8fed97a?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR7pKFnuALQkzyihCp34E…
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We will come last
We had 2 weeks to get ready for the sharks and the sharks had 4 days and we lostWelcome wooden spoon for 2025
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Well done Jason Ryles.
We are getting better in a short amount of time, with a big roster turnover, a team full of youngsters and a massive amount of salary cap space available in 2026. Personally, I couldn't ask for more in his first season.*Side note, the game now due…
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Investigation into this GAME!
I'm stunned at the performance by this ref tonight game.
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