Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"Well not exactly, we can get a player in return.
But technically a transfer fee is nothing, doesn't help us on the cap or anything."
But technically a transfer fee is nothing, doesn't help us on the cap or anything."
"I hear Hock is doing Didley."
"Been like that for the last 3 years you'd think someone would have got the damn memo.Yet there happy to let Lomax walk ok what now is the question are they waiting for someone to fall in there laps as it's clear there's nothing in the pathways ready…"
"Is didley coming with Hock?."
"That's the problem for lomax, he is a terrific winger but below average centre. "
"I have never seen Busy, Fast, Jack or Didley play but we need to sign at least 2 of them"
"Well, he can't play center because he can't pass. That's why his time in the game is finished
That's 100% hkf. Winger is like playing prop attacking wise. "
That's 100% hkf. Winger is like playing prop attacking wise. "
"Playing wing got him blues and Australian jerseys. Some people can't see past their nose"
"Brandon Smith"
"That's the issue, if we were replacing these guys with good talent, or any talent for that matter, no one would be saying jack about either of these guys.
The fact we've signed Didley is what's creating this constant what if discussions.
Fuck them…"
The fact we've signed Didley is what's creating this constant what if discussions.
Fuck them…"
"Luckily I enjoy thinking about things as I don't seem to have a choice. If I don't actively think about some things the thoughts will intrude and I will end up chewing it over anyway. Randette knows how I tick and she helps me tock
Feel see do…"
Feel see do…"
"Technically there is no higher,
but hes also played 2 finals games in his career .. both at the end of the season he debuted in.. hasn't come close to his potential as a player and hasn't mastered his favoured position or his best postion. He also…"
but hes also played 2 finals games in his career .. both at the end of the season he debuted in.. hasn't come close to his potential as a player and hasn't mastered his favoured position or his best postion. He also…"
"Last year it was endless blogs on Dylan Brown now Zac Lomax the guy is gone lets move shall we....who are we signing is vastly more important .....I see the signing goss on Keaon Koloamatangi has gone quiet ....Im not surprised "
"This is my take on zac lomax, and it's only a guess, nothing more.
When the dragons rightfully moved him to the wing he was unhappy, you have to work so much harder as a winger than you do as a centre, those carries out of your own end into the…"
When the dragons rightfully moved him to the wing he was unhappy, you have to work so much harder as a winger than you do as a centre, those carries out of your own end into the…"
"No....we don't shake any fucking tree.
We wait for either the fruit to fall off naturally or wait for a storm. What a club.."
We wait for either the fruit to fall off naturally or wait for a storm. What a club.."
"You are starting to question his sanity bluey, but perhaps this is his way of retaining it"
Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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NAS Not Saying No
https://www.zerotackle.com/nas-discusses-potential-eels-move-228804/?utm_campaign=Zero+Tackle&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter"The 29-year-old admitted he's uncertain whether his next chapter will be in the NRL, rugby union, or even away from…
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Eels offer to Jonah pezet
https://www.facebook.com/groups/3766931310296395/posts/4292515377737983/
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Perth Bears GM refuses to rule out play for Zac Lomax
Current Perth Bears GM of football David Sharpe has not ruled out making a play for Zac Lomax, saying if the clause is cleared by Parramatta they would pursue him. Well issue is David you have nothing to offer us in order to waive the clauses. It is…
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The Mole: Tyrell Sloan firming to exit as new face pushes tryscoring gun out of Dragons' plans
I reckon Sloan would be a good pick up to replace Lomax on the wing. What do you folks think? 🤔Powerhouse newcomer Setu Tu is poised to push tryscoring ace Tyrell Sloan out of the Dragons' top side for the start of the new season.Sloan scored 17…
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Nelson Asofa-Solomona quits footy for new $1M boxing career
Nelson Asofa-Solomona has turned his back on up to seven NRL clubs interested in his service, quitting the NRL to take up a full-time deal in boxing.News.com.au can exclusively reveal the NRL’s biggest man has quit rugby league indefinitely to…
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