Humour (46)
OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.
As he approached the pond, he heard voices laugh
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What's happening out there, have we all gone woke fcuking mad!
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack a high school student goes hunting before school with his Dad and then Dad drops him into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
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Ultra light backpacking.
# ultra light backpacking
# Tread lightly
# Low impact
# Leave no trace
# Make no sound
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CLEAN Jokes
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual
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Jokes Section - ADULTS ONLY
A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control
his apparent
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Massive news in the world of potato chips!
Seeings its the off season and its a bit slow here ive got big news about chips, we have a new flavour, see above..
If you saw these chips at Woolworths, would you buy them just to see what they taste like? How many packs?
Id definitely give them a go,
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DT Exclusive “ Parramatta Eels to launch Pride jersey for woman’s round despite players threats to stand down “
*picture is under review
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Look-A-Likes
I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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What are our go to beers?
Who doesn't like a beer on game day at home with feet up, especially during Cricket season in the summer. Though being around boys a lot i have seen a lot of beer being thrown around and drank, including myself who loves trying new, different beer. B
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Eels Supporter Killed
It's always sad to see a fellow Eels supporter get slaughtered by a robot.
Plenty of nice cameos by the 1986 grand final, Sterlo & Kenny books etc
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ADVICE NEEDED!
Someone I know is looking to buy a puppy. He has a young family and lives in Sydney's western suburbs. He has a medium-sized yard. I have only ever had English Staffies and I don't think a Staffy puppy would suit this situation.
If anyone knows
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Who is the most well hung member of 1EE?
Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Investment Advice from an Old Bastard
I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate a
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Dolphin Baptisms
So yeah just found out all newly converted Dolphin fans need to go through this ritual. Here is footage of an Eels fan being converted into a dolphin (not Brissy).
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If you're going to have a grizzly
When I was a pup, my father told me “If you’re going to have a bear, have a grizzly’
His wisdom had the most impact on what I eat, I’ve always been a healthy eater as rule but like most, life is not worth living without indulging in the delights that
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Time for the Orf Season Stuff
A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.
The owner sez "geez that looks great o
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KING ARTHUR PUTS PANTHERS TO THE SWORD
Put your creative Monday moring headlines under here
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Latest comments
"Such a live wire. 4 more seasons. As long as he continues to develop, it's a wise signing. Does anyone know who is Manager is. All done in house with no public bickering, brings a smile to my face. Thumbs up all round."
"I accept that Milky but it seems the answer to that is "not much". Someone like Kelly is probably worth 300k for his stage of life as a NRL player, the circumstances are that he will probably get a 1 to 2 year contract and be paid 400k because we…"
"He would be lucky to make it to the carpark. He definitely needs to lose weight. Stress isn't good either if you're overweight "
"it means they can front end the upgrade"
"Tells me LB, he got a huuuuge upgrade. Right now , the players are firmly in the driver's seat to get Santa Clause contract offers from us as we have bags of cash and nowhere to spend it. "
"Love this. Iongi is the player type the Eels need, young, talented, keen to learn and improve and wants to committ to the club.
Well done Eels."
Well done Eels."
"Like some suspected , we are unable to use our millions we have in the salary cap , so we will just give those already here huge bump ups. Good to tie him up, but unless I'm mistaken , didn't we have another 2 years to go on his existing contract…"
"Great news to wake up to!"
"Of course, but it affects what you can do with the rest of your team Pops..."
"Good to see your adding value to Cumberland Eels posts Arnie!
Any other idea's??"
Any other idea's??"
"Joel K Who do you think should chase him Joel, Jim?
Looking at Richo physically as he left Tigers, I reckon he will be flat out seeing another season !!
PS How much "shit" did he get done at Tigers??"
Looking at Richo physically as he left Tigers, I reckon he will be flat out seeing another season !!
PS How much "shit" did he get done at Tigers??"
"yer, lock up rley why we are at it, the team looks a much better outfit with him at 9 imo. Be interesting to see how dasilva fits into the plan, i guess smith to 13 for a bit when talyn is on. "
"Good news and all for the longevity of the contract. I guess upgrades will be available as it progresses."
"The price tag won't make him any more or less effective LB."
"@Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst
I have had the complete package in years gone by and I am still waiting for the years to come Analyst!.....No cooking here!"
I have had the complete package in years gone by and I am still waiting for the years to come Analyst!.....No cooking here!"
"Agreed Lomax was probably on unders here. He sold himself short and it wasn't in our interest to renegotiate, so he left."
ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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NAS Not Saying No
https://www.zerotackle.com/nas-discusses-potential-eels-move-228804/?utm_campaign=Zero+Tackle&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter"The 29-year-old admitted he's uncertain whether his next chapter will be in the NRL, rugby union, or even away from…
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Isaiah Iongi extends with the Eels
The Parramatta Eels are delighted to announce that talented young fullback Isaiah Iongi has signed a long-term contract extension, keeping him at the club until the end of the 2030 NRL season.Since joining the Eels 12 months ago as a rookie, Iongi…
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Reliance on Juniors as our Pathway to Glory vs Signing Talented 1st Graders
In recent times, it is becoming obvious that the power brokers at the Eels see our junior pathways, as our path to future glory and probably rightly so. We see new full time coaching staff / Eels scouts across the country and scholarships for…
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AI picks Parramatta eels best 17 for 2026 season
ChatGPT said: Here is the best, most realistic Parramatta Eels Predicted Round 1 Team for 2026🟦 PARRAMATTA EELS – 2026 SQUAD (1–21)(Starters + Bench + Next Four)STARTING 131. Isaiah Iongi – Fullback2. Josh Addo-Carr – Wing3. Will Penisini – Centre4.…
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Players Vote Eels No.2 Club, Behind the Panthers
“The Panthers are extremely proud to be number one ranked in this year's RLPA survey (2025), ” Panthers CEO Matt Cameron said as reported by The Australian. “Our position within the league is a direct reflection of Ivan Cleary's attitude toward…
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