As promised, Dad, I watched the Eels game last night. Bloody wish I hadn't now!! There were more gaps in their line than a smile in England! I could hear you swearing at the screen from the great beyond. All I can say is I'm glad I was playing our new game. The Gutherson Guzzle. There's only 1 rule to the Gutherson Guzzle. Everytime they say his name, or show his face, you take a drink. I may have been too far gone to watch the second half *HICCUP*.

So it turns out that this little blog site you used mess about on kinda thinks you're a big deal. I mean, WE always knew you were, but it took us by suprise nonetheless. Those damn winds keep blowing everytime we read the beautiful messages left here for you, and making our eyes water!! Bloody allergies. And I think that little table you wanted at the party for your beloved Eels is going to be a sight to behold!. And cop a load of the banner up the top. I guess you were never going to just fade away. I can see you grinning like a cheshire at the thought. With all this support, you don't have to worry about your girls. You've left us plenty of back up!

I know there's plenty I could say about the man you were, your strength, tenacity, humour and generosity. But you pretty much summed it all up with your 3 rules:

Rule 1: Have fun

Rule 2: Get up to mischief

Rule 3: Don't get arrested
9003599869?profile=RESIZE_710xSo you leave us with a reminder that Life is for living and to always be ready to lend a hand up. I'll do my best to make sure the FIG JAM doesn't fall far from the tree.

Sir Col The Mushroom, Noddy, Gerry Fuller (aka Geriatric Full'o'shit), Old man, Papa, Dad

Beaten but NEVER DEFEATED!

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • What a wonderful post. You guys are quite obviously a wonderful family and you quite obviously have very good footy IQ. I hope things over the next few weeks settle a bit for you. Why not continue to post on here going forward? You appear to have the same sense of humour as your Dad. As Gibson said, "we may have been behind on the scoreboard when the siren went but we were never beaten"

  • well said Mushroomlet

  • From the bottom of my heart thank you for posting this, Sir Col's beautiful daughter.

    It's one of the most heart touching blogs I've come across and the second time I've got emotional and welled up in a while now. The first was when I heard the news.

    That's the mantra we all should live by: "Beaten but never defeated".

    If the Eels had half the spirit your Dad had they'd be sitting up there with the Panthers.

    Thank you very much. 

    PS: Deep condolences to you and the family. I hope you keep posting here, too.

  • Daughter of the Sir makes you royalty around here :)

    love the drinking game 

    Great post x and hugs to you and your family.

  • Great to see your post.  Also great to see that Col has raised a strong and wonderful family.  So sorry for your loss ( and ours).  Please check Cols phone when you have the time to do so.  He was a wonderful man and will be sorely missed.

     

    EE

  • What a beautiful post & photo little mushroom. Sorry for your loss.

    Sir Col was much reveered on 1EE and given this is a Football site, I'm pretty sure Gerry Fuller (LOL) is cursing BA for not dropping Waqa against Souths.....

    Rest in peace Sir Col

  • Sir col lives on through you, damn those allergies must be contagious,  someone pass the tissues. 

    • How lucky you are to have had such a wonderful dad xxx

  • Condolences Miss Mushroom, may Eels games bring back lots of memories of your dad, through out the years to come. 

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion The Eels v Lomax: Timeline and Key Questions
"Mannah-Brow, great to see you.
Good question. I'm not sure. Has a mental health assessment been made or is V'landy's offering a strong personal opinion? 
On 24 December 2025, Storm and Lomax reached a non-binding agreement for 2026. But the exact…"
2 minutes ago
EA replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Latu is dev this year and top 30 next year.
But I do agree that the RR team have to chose between juniors and exisiting players in the near future."
6 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Again this is the making of the club we don't want easy choices talent wise we want to make JRs decisions as tough as possible.
As an example Saxon Pryke I see a lot of Jmaine Hopgood in the way he plays similar sized player but may need another…"
6 minutes ago
DDay replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Picking Up Where We Left Off?
"Agree with the "cohesion" comment. Watching at Hensen Park, I was impressed by how sharp we looked; when the Eels had the ball the Sharks were backpedaling and, when defending, our our line speed was pressuring the Sharks.
And it was constant, same…"
8 minutes ago
Mannah-Brow replied to Hell On Eels's discussion The Eels v Lomax: Timeline and Key Questions
"I think this could be good for our court matter.
These comments from V'landys and the NRL that follow on from the text message from the  Storm to the NRL to 'apply the blowtorch' give weight to the inference that this is exactly what the NRL are…"
14 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Exactly how we want it now we just have to have that sought of competition in the outside backs.
This is what protects us from the salary cap and all we have to do is keep the correct players.That's the key.
Continue stacking the talent."
16 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion The Eels v Lomax: Timeline and Key Questions
"Neither V’landys nor Abdo has publicly responded to recent allegations in relation to private communications between the Storm and HQ to apply a "blowtorch" to the Eels with sanctioning threats.
However, yesterday V'landys said Lomax's "mental state…"
26 minutes ago
Adam Magrath replied to SuperEel 22's discussion CONFIRMED: Storm asked NRL to bully Eels into Lomax deal
"If this is the angle being taken Lomax needs to undergo the appropriate forms of assessment. If proven to be legitimate, he may not be fit to play for any club at this point in time."
1 hour ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Penisini was good, his attack had purpose with each carry. Saying he played like a rookie? Come on.
Do not tell me to calm down mate. "
1 hour ago
Eelovution replied to SuperEel 22's discussion CONFIRMED: Storm asked NRL to bully Eels into Lomax deal
"The Vlandys support of Lomax continues with a release today, commenting that the current actions are affecting Lomax's mental health. Mental health is a serious issue and should not be used as an argument to change the public discussion and position…"
1 hour ago
Johnny Suede replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Good to see some Russell love, but it was only a trial game against an ordinary Cronulla reserve grade side. Russell probably had the most first-grade experience of anyone out there. Let's see how the next six months pan out."
1 hour ago
KingGutho replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"We had a decent hit out, in saying that the sharks didn't throw to much at us.
i thought T Brown looks really good, maybe a debut this year.
Pryke looked good, except for he's hands 
twiddle and Lorenzo looked pretty solid as well.
our juniors are…"
2 hours ago
Coryn Hughes replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"More positive this year I didn't too much care for the score but I can see more connection defensively I can see inside pressure.I can see a lower error count I can see more physicality from our middles with and without the ball.I can also see with…"
3 hours ago
Adam Magrath replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"I can recall some time ago an entire blog dedicated to saying how shit Russell is and that he isn't nrl standard. Look at him now, I said the exact same thing after he signed with Perth that he is the one player who would have been nice to hang on…"
4 hours ago
Joeyboyz replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Russell saved Tago twice in try scoring situations against us. One was when Tago was bumped off effecting a tackle close to the line and Russell came in and stopped a certain try. The other was when the ball was grubbered into the in goal and Tago…"
6 hours ago
Mallee57 replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Prior to Ryles coaching Russell was bog average in my opinion. Not sure how he will go under coaching of Maninga "
7 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2074

 

Picking Up Where We Left Off?

Obviously, it’s only a trial. Other than reviving Henson Park, at best it's test of whether juniors' physicality is up to the task. We passed that test. Perhaps, there were symptoms of something else. We seemed to have picked up where we left off at…

Read more…
1 Reply · Reply by DDay 8 minutes ago
Views: 109

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>