Man and he wife sitting watching tv then Lady go oh my God i pain in the belly she goes again oh my God i got a pain in the belly
Husband say to the dr there is a new dr just two house down from here go to see him and tell them you in pain
So she does then about half hour later she come back slammed the door and throws her self down
And her husband say did you get bad news
She said NO i didnt the dr told me to take off all my clothes off lay down on the table with my legs open
He was looking between my legs and said gee that looks nice i like to full that up with ice-cream and lick it all up so i jumped up and got dressed come home
The husband said.. DID HE SAY THAT THE DIRTY CUNT WILL IM GOING TO SEE HIM ABOUT THAT
as he walk to the door he stop and thinking for a sec and then he walk back and sat down next to hes wife she looked at at him and said
I throught you were going to see the dr
The husband said ye i was but any man can eat that much ice-cream is to big for me
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I love that joke. I have been saying for 20 years it never got popular but always gets a laugh.
Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
“What... You're coming empty handed
The worst joke I've ever heard
You needed to understand Arnie Colin, Arnie was slightly challenged but had a wonderful self depracating sense of humour, a bit like Wiz asking his wife for an extra 50 under the curtain in the massage parlour......true story!
O K poppa but still the worst joke .one of the best I thought was the bloke not wanting to go in the army and got under what he thought was the nuns dress .
Yes, forgot about that one!.....Arnie probably does not have classic's as much as being so bad that you cannot help but laugh! Lol
maybe something to your taste Colin
https://youtube.com/shorts/w7Q5x6W0VVg?feature=share
There's a million of these ...
This is one of my all time favourites
Danny cannot make his wife orgasm, so he goes to the doctor for some advice...
He goes to the doctor and says, "Look, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm in bed, it's a real problem."
The doctor says, "Well, is it too warm?"
"Yes, it's absolutely sweltering"
"Then get an air conditioner"
"I can't afford air conditioner doc, I'm too poor"
"Well, Danny, do you have a good friend, I mean a real close friend?"
"Yeah, I've got a close friend, Frank"
"Well, ask your friend Frank to stand over you and your wife with a towel, wafting you both to cool you down, that might help."
So, Danny asks Frank for this favor, who then agrees to help him. That night, Danny is in bed with his wife, pounding away with Frank fanning them with the towel but it's doing nothing for her.
Danny says, "Well this isn't working, let's swap." So Danny takes the towel and starts wafting Frank, who is now making love to Danny's wife. Not long after, Danny's wife goes "Oooh... oh that's it, I'm about to cum, I'm going to cum!" And has the biggest squirt you've ever seen.
Frank and Danny's wife both look awkwardly at Danny , then a after a uncomfortable silence ,
Danny shouts, triumphantly, "You see, Frank?! That's how you waft a fucking towel!"
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