Eat a vegan to save the planet

The rate of vegans https://worldin2019.economist.com/theyearofthevegan?utm_source=412&utm_medium=COM

seems to correlate to the increase in average global temperature and it makes sense

Global warming is caused by increased CO2 in the atmosphere

Plants remove CO2 and turn it into sugar and other macromolecules - thereby cooling the planet

Vegans kill all our plants for food and clothes. This not only removes the means of reducing CO2 but when they metabolise the plant macromolecules they produce CO2. The effect of reducing the removal of CO2 and producing more CO2 doubly increases atmospheric CO2 and global warming. 

The only way to save the planet is to eat vegans

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
    • She might be a vegan but I'm a carnivore and I'd eat that all day long

      • FTT. I would travel all over her

    • SLUG I don't know if the Travargo girl is vegan but Pamela Anderson and Bridget Bardot are. 

      • This reply was deleted.
        •  Only last 5 years Slugg vegetarian before that though. 

  • I'm not disciplined enough to start up some weird and wonderful diet, but if I was going to it would be a plant based diet - very healthy lifestyle. I see Hungry Jacks have a new Whopper burger with no meat - the patty is made with 100% vegetables.

  • Tori Barry's a vegan (or she was - dunno if she still is) and a cyclist.

    I've met her - and I would definitely eat her :)

    3677950007?profile=RESIZE_930x

    • She's that chick DurianRider was shagging isn't it? Legs that go forever.

      • This reply was deleted.
        • I’d quite happily be her bike seat.

      • That's the one Ads - he's moved onto Natasha now (pic below). That bloke is a full blown psycho lol.

        I'm doing a 100k ride today mate, I'm still adjusting to the heat, much prefer riding in cooler conditions but what do you do! I got my Bobbin Head Classic invitation to ride last week mate - it's on 29th March - see you there :)))

        3680266863?profile=RESIZE_710x

        • This reply was deleted.
          • hahaha - mate, i'm not a lycra wearing huffy riding princess - i'm a lycra wearing Trek riding self proclaimed legend. Lycra's all good as long as you've got the bod to pull it off.

            The thing about cycling is it burns thousands and thousands of calories - and you gotta put them back - and the best way is with whisk(e)y - and it doesn't matter what it is - rye, islay, speyside, single malt or a quality blend, a mighty American bourbon, an Irish - even a clean Japanese - it doesn't matter - as long as it's whiskey, or whisky.

            So mate - grab a bike, grab some lycra, and grab a bottle. Right now I've got a hankering for a sweet sugar maple charcoal strained Jack. Cheers mate :))

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Mallee57 replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Lot of luck involved in an nrl season.
"They're not chasing Metcalf he's going to the Dragons"
11 minutes ago
BringBackSemi replied to Angry Eel's discussion Herbie
"Bostock as well. He is super impressive after only 3 games back from an ACL."
16 minutes ago
Parrafan101 replied to Angry Eel's discussion Herbie
"I'll join you cheify "
21 minutes ago
LB replied to Angry Eel's discussion Herbie
"If he is playing Centre, that's too much."
30 minutes ago
LB replied to Angry Eel's discussion Herbie
"Great comment."
30 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption
"I'll tip an Eels victory by 10 and Man of Match will be Mitchell Moses. Just hope the refereeing is 50/50"
46 minutes ago
RustyNuts replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Lot of luck involved in an nrl season.
"Some teams have to make their own luck, others have it handed to them. The general population know which teams fall into which category."
50 minutes ago
RustyNuts replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Lot of luck involved in an nrl season.
"Fogherty has also got Manly humming along at the moment. Pity he got homesick and left us when he did. Very calming influence on those around him "
52 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to Steel be with you's discussion The Parramatta Eels vs Melbourne Storm Rivalry
"LOL, Daz. Never really been into the Pulp-Fictiony bag-over-head stuff. Or little red balls. Relying on imagination, I suppose it depends on who's putting the bag on and where, what and with whom you're going with and why after the bag's on."
57 minutes ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin replied to Steel be with you's discussion The Parramatta Eels vs Melbourne Storm Rivalry
"Kinky lol"
1 hour ago
Parra-all-the-way replied to Angry Eel's discussion Herbie
"While I dont think we are any chance at getting him, id sure as he'll give it a crack!! Instantly improve our backline"
1 hour ago
JC replied to Steel be with you's discussion The Parramatta Eels vs Melbourne Storm Rivalry
"We have the bye next week,  we play Newcastle the week after."
1 hour ago
Offside replied to Angry Eel's discussion Herbie
"If he signed with us he'd immediately go backwards get complacent and injuries etc.. 
We could get him but it would require big money and Herbie excepting that he has signed away any chance of premiership in his career"
1 hour ago
Adam Magrath replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Lot of luck involved in an nrl season.
"So they have made an error in getting him, many of us said at the time it was a poor choice and there would be ramifications. Some claimed our recruitment and retention team were incompetent because he didn't head our way. We aren't responsible for…"
1 hour ago
Sulkowicz replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Lot of luck involved in an nrl season.
"Arrogance is his biggest downfall. He won't admit when things aren't working. "
2 hours ago
Sulkowicz replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Lot of luck involved in an nrl season.
"No, they're just using him the wrong way. Not a halfback. But the kid is trying his pants off."
2 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2422

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>