Eat a vegan to save the planet

The rate of vegans https://worldin2019.economist.com/theyearofthevegan?utm_source=412&utm_medium=COM

seems to correlate to the increase in average global temperature and it makes sense

Global warming is caused by increased CO2 in the atmosphere

Plants remove CO2 and turn it into sugar and other macromolecules - thereby cooling the planet

Vegans kill all our plants for food and clothes. This not only removes the means of reducing CO2 but when they metabolise the plant macromolecules they produce CO2. The effect of reducing the removal of CO2 and producing more CO2 doubly increases atmospheric CO2 and global warming. 

The only way to save the planet is to eat vegans

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
    • She might be a vegan but I'm a carnivore and I'd eat that all day long

      • FTT. I would travel all over her

    • SLUG I don't know if the Travargo girl is vegan but Pamela Anderson and Bridget Bardot are. 

      • This reply was deleted.
        •  Only last 5 years Slugg vegetarian before that though. 

  • I'm not disciplined enough to start up some weird and wonderful diet, but if I was going to it would be a plant based diet - very healthy lifestyle. I see Hungry Jacks have a new Whopper burger with no meat - the patty is made with 100% vegetables.

  • Tori Barry's a vegan (or she was - dunno if she still is) and a cyclist.

    I've met her - and I would definitely eat her :)

    3677950007?profile=RESIZE_930x

    • She's that chick DurianRider was shagging isn't it? Legs that go forever.

      • This reply was deleted.
        • I’d quite happily be her bike seat.

      • That's the one Ads - he's moved onto Natasha now (pic below). That bloke is a full blown psycho lol.

        I'm doing a 100k ride today mate, I'm still adjusting to the heat, much prefer riding in cooler conditions but what do you do! I got my Bobbin Head Classic invitation to ride last week mate - it's on 29th March - see you there :)))

        3680266863?profile=RESIZE_710x

        • This reply was deleted.
          • hahaha - mate, i'm not a lycra wearing huffy riding princess - i'm a lycra wearing Trek riding self proclaimed legend. Lycra's all good as long as you've got the bod to pull it off.

            The thing about cycling is it burns thousands and thousands of calories - and you gotta put them back - and the best way is with whisk(e)y - and it doesn't matter what it is - rye, islay, speyside, single malt or a quality blend, a mighty American bourbon, an Irish - even a clean Japanese - it doesn't matter - as long as it's whiskey, or whisky.

            So mate - grab a bike, grab some lycra, and grab a bottle. Right now I've got a hankering for a sweet sugar maple charcoal strained Jack. Cheers mate :))

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Mallee57 replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"I lived there for about 10 years and actually met my wife there. Best 10 years of my life to date. It's changed a lot since I lived there but it's a beautiful place to live and an extremely lovely climate. "
59 seconds ago
Nightmare Off-Season replied to Coryn Hughes's discussion R and R restore some faith.
"Yeah he's been awesome, EA. Created space / overlap in all of Knights first 4 tries. It sucks, but is good to see what he can do with strike outside backs & players like Ponga / Sharpe who support."
3 minutes ago
Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"Nah I promise you I wouldn't "
4 minutes ago
EA replied to Coryn Hughes's discussion R and R restore some faith.
"Yea maybe. He was out signing photographs after the game so I assume pain wise it's not as worse as thought "
8 minutes ago
Zip zip replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"1. Give the dragons Kelma or JDB so we can get Sua.
2.  I'd break the bank for Herbie. He is that good. Offer him $6m / 5 years."
9 minutes ago
LB replied to Coryn Hughes's discussion R and R restore some faith.
"Smith I think would be out long term. Could be wrong."
13 minutes ago
LB replied to Coryn Hughes's discussion R and R restore some faith.
"Only issue with Leniu is the game doesn't suit him as much today and there is something going on for him to be on the nose at Easts. Is he a drama off the field around the group?"
13 minutes ago
LB replied to Coryn Hughes's discussion R and R restore some faith.
"Well if you get Watson for say 3 years, Bell will be 21 when Watson goes."
14 minutes ago
LB replied to Coryn Hughes's discussion R and R restore some faith.
"I also feel as a tuck under the arm runner, Watson offers more with speed. Walker is a great ball player but offers not too much in running the ball."
14 minutes ago
LB replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"Again, the ones who are available to sign would want more than just this year and we only want them for this year to cover gaps. 
The ones worthwhile clubs seldom release."
16 minutes ago
LB replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"Well I think that's the idea of wanting to stay in Queensland itself."
17 minutes ago
LB replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"Though what is the issue upgrading juniors? You would be one of the first to complain if we lost say Koina, RydaTalagi, Petrus, Bloomfield and the likes."
18 minutes ago
Adam Magrath replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"I was driving around Redcliffe about a month ago (actually went past Kayo stadium) on a beautiful day. There was a bit of chat on here about us getting Farnsworth. At that moment I though why on earth would anyone give up living on the Redcliffe…"
24 minutes ago
Parrafan101 replied to Coryn Hughes's discussion R and R restore some faith.
"Spencer is on the way out if Mon can pull off Spencer, Sua, Watson, Tago and Jenkins we could go a long way."
24 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Coryn Hughes's discussion R and R restore some faith.
"Eels need far more than Sua. "
30 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"I'd rather live in Redcliffe than Sydney wouldn't you "
31 minutes ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2391

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>