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Randy Handlinger replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"We have a voice but we can't use it without first deciding to get the dick out of our mouth. Some folks like nibbling on dicks. It keeps others happy and turns into a security blanket for your mouth
Then we have to actually take that…"
19 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"V'landys is a flat-track bully who throws soundbite threats. His image is hugely important to him. If he duds us we should counterpunch and drag his judgement, leadership, vision, bias and underwear choices until he feels the white-ants and shits…"
1 hour ago
Randy Handlinger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"I maintain the bloke is shit for the game and has no clothes. If he leaves us posted on this we should frag him
You are spot on with the visionary delusion. He needs to be martyred. "
2 hours ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"I liked V'Landys, i felt he would be great for the game as he was for Racing NSW. Issue with V'Landys is he seems to inspire to be legendary. He wants to look back on things and say "I did that". He comes up with these grand ideas, mirroring those…"
2 hours ago
Michael W. replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Never liked V'landys or his puppet Abdo. He can't order Parra to drop the contract agreement, he can ask but, he is not the law, and not above it. My guess is V'landys will come out with some threats, hoping g that we will cave in and allow Lomax to…"
3 hours ago
Randy Handlinger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"I agree. If the NRL do not back us in this then, Fuck Them indeed...but Fuck Them rough and in public.
Refs do us no favours and the NRL ignore us so what have we to lose by becoming The Squeakywheel. They want WWE, well lets give them some fucking…"
3 hours ago
Bear replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"Never gonna happen, the repercussions if validated, means any player wishing to exit any club can do the same thing. It would be utter chaos "
3 hours ago
Alfred Mateo replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Another click bait story aimed at getting a response from Parra fans. If the nrl is stepping in surely it's to say Lomax signed a contract and we hold all the aces. $200k is a joke and we don't need the money. The comparison with Galvin is even more…"
3 hours ago
Hell On Eels replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"If he signed with Storm in March-April, he'd be not too far off half-price. Why should we be disadvantaged with a new contract from the same time? He's hardly been contributing to the Eels in any capacity since his release. No Eels' pay since then."
3 hours ago
LB replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"NRL would say pay full value, not sure how much that would be from February, but also HOE have to think about the 2 extra spots in our top 30 we have to meet by June, we have to have cap space."
4 hours ago
LB replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"Ummmmmmm that is for 2027? i mean this year Not hard to work that one out.
Yeah Braith also said the plan was to only be 1 year with Pezet then said yeah we wanted him long term. Braith also knew how sour this deal was to fans so why not try to…"
4 hours ago
Hell On Eels replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"We probably could fit him in. A 2026 deal would likely sit around $350–450k if it started between February and April. We've probably kept some powder dry for a mid-season buy anwyay if something attractive emerges, like Walker or TDS last year.…"
4 hours ago
Blaze replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"We just offered keon 1mill how the fuck do we not have cap space, what are you smoking? Lomax was on 650k, we never replaced dbrown, and braith said we signed pezet for unders this year. We have a war chest."
5 hours ago
LB replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"Kelly would have taken some, then we re-signed a host of players who get upgrades for this year, include Pezet in that too. 
We have cap space but not enough to accommodate Lomax for full price and fill the final spot in our top 30. We might have…"
5 hours ago
Stevo replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"How do we not have any cap space? Makes no sense that we have so many players leave and we replace a fraction of the numbers and we have no cap space?? mind boggling 
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5 hours ago
LB replied to Joel K's discussion National Melbourne League
"Well in fairness, we thought too that the contract he signed, with his own free will, would be enough, as it should be.
Plus we probably felt we wanted him gone."
6 hours ago
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

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Knights Chasing Moretti

Eels forward to remain in Parramatta despite Knights links - NRL News - Zero TackleWas surprised when I saw this story. Had anyone heard anything about this? I think he has been progressing really well and was hoping he would be sticking around.

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