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Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:

Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:

I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:

No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:

OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:

Do you want your usual

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158 Replies · Reply by Driza May 6, 2023
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Lest we forget

For those who either went to a dawn service this morning or watching the march currently from martin place either live or on TV or just enjoying the day for the freedom that the brave men bestowed upon us from their sacrifice, hope you all have a goo

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1 Reply · Reply by Driza Apr 25, 2023
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A man asks the aged Reverend what are the chances he’ll get to heaven when he dies, and the Reverend says that there is a good chance but first he’ll have to clean up his life, i.e. no smoking, no booze and certainly no he should control

his apparent

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86 Replies · Reply by Tad Feb 17, 2023
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Concerts

Following up on my discussion over favourite music artists, i want to know what concerts you have seen live and on top of that were there any acts in particular that were pretty average when you thought they would be amazing.

Thankfully i haven't had

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9 Replies · Reply by LB Nov 24, 2022
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Will 5150 replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"Oh crap... cross functional teams! Holy shit, I've had that rammed down my throat by my CEO for a while now. In fact that whole list you've got sounds like you've sat in all the exec meetings where I work. I'm the old school black sheep... the one…"
3 minutes ago
The Badger replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Get out clauses attached to BA
"If it helps us get things right for the next 30 years ...big YES"
5 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"Haha, Seth. Sue won't dig us out of the footy hole we're in. And I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't mind the fact footy clubs invest in community work & relationships."
12 minutes ago
Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"Are these paid positions or voluntary?"
12 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"He got the ship righted and going in the right direction now it's upto whomever to pick up that baton and set us up for the long haul.
I would be favour of Bennett but is he just a stop gap and are we in all essence just kicking the can down the…"
12 minutes ago
Muttman replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"I ran into Burnie in Crows Nest a while back. He lives mostly in the US these days. He's involved in the NRL push into the USA but I think he's mostly retired. A thorough Gent is Burnie."
16 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Get out clauses attached to BA
"If you lose Moses in Brown in the next few years it's a full rebuild regardless."
17 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"Bernie Gurr where are you."
25 minutes ago
Frankie Fong replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"With due respect to Wynn and Cronin the game is far different from when they played , we need someome a little more current .  
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38 minutes ago
LB replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"Imagine the money they would bring in from memberships alone if Bennett was hired? It would be optimism and excitement. Like when Tom Brady signed for Tampa Bay, their season tickets sold out in minutes for that season. 
Or, here is a weird thought,…"
42 minutes ago
Richard B'Stard replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Get out clauses attached to BA
"BA Clause or not, the players would be thrilled if Bennett was hired."
47 minutes ago
Seth hardy replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"Well doesn't  Sue look the bright type. Has worked in the library,  that'll  resurrect  the Eels. Along with Arthur digging us out of the hole this club's all systems go.  "
47 minutes ago
Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Get out clauses attached to BA
"Roosters have 4mill to spend next year, Dogs are looking for a halfback......"
47 minutes ago
Wild_Eels replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Get out clauses attached to BA
"It is not that simple. Even there is a clause and BA is sacked. Where they gonna go? First BA has to go to another club and then if that club has space under their salary or not. A lot of ifs buts. "
50 minutes ago
Parramatta Tragic replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"Muttman, there are two NRL men of ours who qualify with those skill sets. Both Peter Wynn and Michael Cronin played at the highest level and have run successful businesses post football. Both played under Jack Gibson so know what it takes to make a…"
54 minutes ago
Seraph replied to The Captain's discussion Board Update: Two Directors retire from Parra Eels.board
"My educated guess would be money and be someone from the leagues club to play along and not rock the boat. "
56 minutes ago
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