Eels Blogs

The cleanout

1.2. Blake Ferguson3. Gutho4. Taka5. G. Jennings6. Norman7. Moses8. J.Paulo9. Austin10. M.Taupau11. Niakorau12. Mau13. Brown14. Mahoney15. Mannah16. S.Lane17. TerepoNeed to make those signingsBlake FergusonBlake AustinMarty TaupauAnd a fullback , fre

Eels Clear-out Sale! Season is done! 30% off.

Fuck any new signings! Please sign an exorcist!

Yes we are a dumb fuck team, with dumb players but god damn ...we are clearly cursed and have been for too long.
Our next signing needs to be an exorcist. We must kill the devil within.
Fuck Blake Austin hire Peter Whiffen:
https://www.nowtolove.com.

2019

Backs

1. GUTHERSON, Clinton. (take a course on when to hold, when to fold and when to take the two)
2. JENNINGS, George                                              
3. JENNINGS, Michael / AUKAFOLAU, Dane (alternate or Dane to wing and Bevan? Centre)
4. HAYNE, Jarry

Marty Taupau to Sharks

Wtf , how !!!!!!And why arent we front runners to sign him !

Bye next Week

We have the bye next week. What are the odds we will loose that as well

Open letter to all gods.

Dear God, Alluah, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Ares, Apollo, Artemis, Buddha, lady Di, Bruce Lee, Gods of war, Godfather 1,2 & 3, and Mr.Godfrey.

Please let us win one more game. Guide us to eternal happiness and wash away all our sins (re

Make “eel for life” our recruitment officer

http://www.1eyedeel.com/forum/topics/raiders-prop-paul-vaughan-accepts-st-george-dragons-offer?xg_source=activity&id=500401%3ATopic%3A3115425&page=2#comments

Warriors vs sharks

I hate watching games like this, so obviously that refs have teams they favour. I felt so sorry for the warriors. I know issac Luke was technically offside but Val Holmes dropped that uncontested, shouldn’t have been rewarded for terrible hands. Don’

Who is the league identity that will be reviewing our operations?

Heard Hadley mentioning this on last night’s commentary. He mentioned it was not Maguire like he first thought. Anyone in the know?

Let’s all wish Mack a happy honeymoon in Bali

No but in all seriousness Mack , I hope the Volcano subsides and the only thing exploding in Bali next week is your balls . 

Outside defensive strategy

This is not yet another post to bag Mennings. Yes he has been bad and yes he should know much better, however i ask this...Is Mennings going rogue or is this a coached strategy???Everyone has been quick to highlight Mennings defensive issues in parti

321

3 Mannah

2 Hayne

1 Norman

-1 Taka

-2 Guth not taking the 2 points again 

-3 Smith as Dummy half throwing forward passes again

we had fair refereeing until we play like amateurs then the calls go against us

Unicorns

I am so sick of fans backing Brad Arthur and/or the team being called unicorns. I am not necessarily sick of Arthur or the team being criticized just that the title 'unicorn' being used for such a purpose.Let's make something clear. A unicorn is eith

Eel- dragon match up

Brad Arthur has given his players nine games to prove they deserve to keep their spots at the Parramatta Eels

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/eels/brad-arthur-has-given-his-players-nine-games-to-prove-they-deserve-to-keep-their-spots-at-the-parramatta-eels/news-story/8bcc362b8dc3595bff0122b8085d7bd8

NINE games.

That’s all almost half Par

Michael Jennings strikes again

We can blame will smith rightfully so.We can blame takka very poorWe can blame BA rightfully so hes a bad coachBut jennings WTF was he doing rushing up on simms creates a huge gap and they score next play. Every week one of his mistakes costs us poin

Beau Scott retired

As title says

Eels meet with Austin as a replacement for Normz

Michael Chammas Nrl.com

Go the mighty eels

been watching all the comments on hear for a long time.

we all have our opinions but how many of us would really know what is going on in the runnings of this club.

one thing did stand out was how good souths defence has come this year.  very very simi