New members caps

2023 membership packs have already been shipped if you are a renewing member.

Interesting colour choice for the cap this year. They're going with a very clean white and just the Eels logo on the front. No sponsor on the side this year.

Beanie also in

Musings of an old Unicorn

1. Cowboy's played well and deserved to win.

2. We cannot continue with JA in the 17 or for that matter the 21

3. BA has essentially split this team up with his approach to playing JA. Did anyone notice the Moses interview after the game "he was ropabl

Melbourne victory - cautious optimism

I am a massive Parramatta tragic fan and was at the game on Thursday. And whilst it was an enormous victory (beating Melbourne is better than winning against the dogs these days), it is still a bit difficult for me to get too excited for the followin

Eels officially equal 1st in Membership race with Souths

As above, the Eels are officially equal 1st with the Bunnies in the membership race @ 29,670 each. Closing in on 30k members for the first time.

A message From The Eels Chairman - Max Donnelly, announced that all his proposed governance reforms have now been successfully passed following the support of over 90 per cent of PLC voters.

The Latrell Mitchell Interview - A Few Issues Here And There But Nothing Major - He Would Look Good Playing In The Eels Backline

Roosters star Latrell Mitchell opens up on a range of issues from his eventful 2019 and his playing future

5 hours ago

https://www.nrl.com/news/2019/12/07/the-latrell-mitchell-interview

Russell Crowe Must Have A Rich Vein Of Blackmail Material Over Greenturd And Co - The $1 million Sam Burgess Salary Cap Exemption Has Been Approved - FMD What About Eels Exemptions Since 2010?

Fri 6 Dec 2019, 06:01 PM

Dylan Brown Tickled Pink To Remain In Blue & Gold - Brown Humbled By Support After Re-Signing With Eels

Dylan Brown tickled pink to remain in Blue & Gold

Author

Michael ChammasChief Reporter

Timestamp

Wed 4 Dec 2019, 06:01 PM

Daniel Alvaro Metric. Alvaro Has Three Of The Top Four Seasons For Involvement Rate (2017, 2018 And 2016 respectively), With Two Of Them Above 25%.

"You could really rename Involvement Rate as the Daniel Alvaro metric. The Eels forward has three of the top four seasons for involvement rate (2017, 2018 and 2016 respectively), with two of them above 25%. In plain terms, Alvaro either making a run

Smells Of A 2020 Premiership

Say no more...

Brad Arthur, Andrew Johns & others

Gutherson

Sivo

Jennings

Blake

Fergo

Brown

Moses

Paulo

Mahoney

Evans

Matterson

Lane

Brown

Bench

Stone or Taka or Salmon

Gillard

Niukore

Alvaro

BackUp

Terepo

Kaufusi (he will quickly push for a top 17 spot as the 2020 season

Videos = Bunch of Eels Interviewed over the past few days.

Matterson looks the goods between the ears. Huge welcome addition to our club. 

New Parramatta Eels signing Ryan Matterson talks about returning to the club where he played his junior footy and says he believes the

Manase Fainu Charged After Knife Attack - Charged With Allegedly Stabbing A Man At A Church Dance

David Fifita Is Definitely Up For Moving From The Broncos But Where Will He End Up?

The Million Dollar Baby

https://www.nrl.com/news/2019/10/22/not-me-fifita-laughs-off-million-dollar-baby-tag

Hit me with your best Pod .

Sorry Slugg , this isn’t what you’re after in regards to fun threads . But I am planning on posting a live link of me watching YouPorn whilst smashing a bag of coke and getting sucked off by two clowns later tonight . 

Till then , who’s got some Podc

Dodgy Refs At It Again Raiders v Rabbits

In the first 18 minutes of the 1st half. 

1. Raiders forward shoulder charge in a tackle = no penalty to Rabbits

2. Raiders voluntary tackle = no penalty to Rabbits

3. Rabbits back forces an involuntary line drop out, ball and arm hits the ground behind

Well Done To The Eels To Go From The 2018 Wooden Spoon To The 2nd Week Of The 2019 Finals

The hard work will continue and further acquisitions are on the way and the vast learning experiences our very young spine (19, 21, 25, 25) gathered this season augers well for an even better 2020 season.

I'm just so proud of our boys.

And a huge

Coming Out Just Before Kick Off Saw A Moment Where Dylan Brown Just Burst Into Sheer Joy As He Was Hit By The Massive Crowd Noise Wave He Was Running Into - I Knew Then We Had Already Won This Game

It was a fantastic inspiring moment for me. - If I manage to find video on what I saw indoors of Dylan coming through the paid members section that finally opens up to the whole stadium as the players run out to the field I'll put it up here. 

Do You Believe It? Dylan Believes It. From Unknown To Eels' Playmaker

Parramatta Eels five-eighth Dylan Brown speaks to Zac Bailey about his breakout year

1 hour ago

https://www.nrl.com/news/2019/09/14/from-unknown-to-eels-playmaker/

Song For Sivo

Currently as travelling Gypsies of Vagabond, this mp3 file is a Fiona Cristian copyrighted demo soundtrack to a Love For Life song we are working on called "When Did The Fires Of Hell Start To Look Like Heaven".

We are not into making money from our o

What The F*** Sharks Get A Penalty At Halftime To Put Sharkies 2 Points Ahead Of The Tigers - The Penalty Was Absolute Bullshit

With the score locked in at 4 all and after battling defenders Nofuluma finaly is set free and just plays the ball correctly and he gets penalised .It doesn't matter wether the refs called or did not call for the play the ball. At worst, Sutton shoul