Wile E going fishing all the time
Acme has new Fish Beer
Much easier than catching Road Runner
and fish are already marinated
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Human responses being what they…"
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"I don't see how it will help us as we can't seem to land a decent FG player anyway. "
"Although cap relief seems like a logical way to go, it's interesting that this sort of cap relief has never occurred before."
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"Parramatta may as well blood Lorenzo this week with Moses, the year is over already, so they may as well start blooding some young players and look to 2027
also give brown a go as well off the bench.
Titans by 14
this side is almost a NSW cup level "
also give brown a go as well off the bench.
Titans by 14
this side is almost a NSW cup level "
"John Boyle I think that is totally unfair, do you think Moses wasn't trying because he is passionate about his old club?
Come on John you can do better than that."
Come on John you can do better than that."
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Hi Pops
which one about Eagle attacks?
I know Manly supporters can be a bit irritating
I thought all the fish were dead
They keep blaming Niall Blair but I reckon it's Brad Arthur's fault. The bush coach should have recruited some aerators.