Wile E going fishing all the time
Acme has new Fish Beer
Much easier than catching Road Runner
and fish are already marinated
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"Yeah Gus would leave his post with Canterbury who are moving towards a premiership sooner rather than later to join us."
"Flukes happen and can happen again. There is never such a thing as 0% of winning, the same as 100% chance of winning no matter who you are versing."
"The problem, LB, is that the Broncos game appears to have been a fluke. Pezet got lucky with some kicks in that game, Tuilagi played his best possible game, and the Broncos left side fell apart.
Have we seen the Eels play for 80 mins? Not once.…"
Have we seen the Eels play for 80 mins? Not once.…"
"You are right on your last part, the players didn't show up. Though what i will say to that is why not? I mean i think all of us if we didn't show up, as in turn up ready to go, in our jobs i doubt our bosses accept anything we say to excuse. Why…"
"Eels won't be helped much by State of Origin?
- Dogs, Manly, Warriors, Cowboys, Storm (16 May, R11)
Bye Round 12 just before SOO1
SOO1 27 May
Knights just after SOO1, Sat 30 May R13
Dogs
Raiders (13 June R15) players out?
SOO2 17 June
Bye R16…"
- Dogs, Manly, Warriors, Cowboys, Storm (16 May, R11)
Bye Round 12 just before SOO1
SOO1 27 May
Knights just after SOO1, Sat 30 May R13
Dogs
Raiders (13 June R15) players out?
SOO2 17 June
Bye R16…"
"Sounds like it. Mallee Sounds more like a Dragons supporter."
"Haze Dunster was in our top 30 for at least a couple of years while AMS and RP might have been outside of top 30 they were probably taking up spots where we could have been recruiting quality talent in lowers grades readying them for 1st grade. For…"
"How does it work, in terms of "contracted top 30", with those Eels lower graders who have been injury prone? Like AMS and Dunster? Dunster was turning out for Wendy until injured (again) in 2025?
Also, I wonder how they assess injury-prone? Do they…"
Also, I wonder how they assess injury-prone? Do they…"
"I think you may be mistaken Pops, chief is an ally of mine in promoting Twidle, consequently I believe he's very smart chuckle."
"We have also had a lot of injury prone players that has been impacting our squad for a few years now. R. Penisini seems to have been injured for 3 years now, AMS, Haze Dunster, Bailey, Matterson. As you said it's no coincidence that Russell and JAC…"
"It's possible definitely but based on the current form especially of the Titans game, injury list, obvious fitness levels it's going to be a real struggle. Yes, the Eels are scoring points when they're really focused in on the match but they're…"
"Just so you understand its the rhetoric of how it would be seen by the NRL with regard to us paying a transfer fee to St George in lieu of a cap inclusion.
I don't expect you to understand that and I am not even sure it will work....but its the cap…"
I don't expect you to understand that and I am not even sure it will work....but its the cap…"
"If this team loses by 40+ or 50 or even 60, i think its time that they sack the GM and start making phone calls to Gus, Shane or anyone that has ball knowledge. We aren't going to win shit if MON and CO are still running the Football side of things.…"
"Sort of. Head of recruitment and GM of football would discuss with Head coach about what type of player(s) they want. Then take the information to get the players that suit what the coach wants. Ryles could say let's get this guy but head of…"
"I hope we've got a bit of that going on with someone like Moses and the other way around with someone like Iongi "
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Keaon done deal
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Kelma to explore other options
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Hi Pops
which one about Eagle attacks?
I know Manly supporters can be a bit irritating
I thought all the fish were dead
They keep blaming Niall Blair but I reckon it's Brad Arthur's fault. The bush coach should have recruited some aerators.