Wile E going fishing all the time
Acme has new Fish Beer
Much easier than catching Road Runner
and fish are already marinated
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"Good news and all for the longevity of the contract. I guess upgrades will be available as it progresses."
"The price tag won't make him any more or less effective LB."
"@Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst
I have had the complete package in years gone by and I am still waiting for the years to come Analyst!.....No cooking here!"
I have had the complete package in years gone by and I am still waiting for the years to come Analyst!.....No cooking here!"
"Agreed Lomax was probably on unders here. He sold himself short and it wasn't in our interest to renegotiate, so he left."
"I don't think the Tigers roster is that great. A couple of stars, sure, but to fit them under the cap, they will be running out with a LOT of reserve graders every week. A better gauge of a club is how much quality they have in the middle of the…"
"Great news.
I am guessing this means we have missed out on KK. It gives our recruitment team something to cheer about to soften the blow of missing out.."
I am guessing this means we have missed out on KK. It gives our recruitment team something to cheer about to soften the blow of missing out.."
"They're one of our main competitors so it will benefit if they are languishing at the bottom. Just as Gus Gould does everything for the Eels to fail."
"Can't see benji seeing out the season at this rate. Already players are threatening walking out"
"It would progressively be more as the years go on I would assume, with clauses in for an increase based on Origin/ Tests/ Finals games."
"Great news and proactive early retention. Keen to see how he goes in his second season with a bit more attention on him."
"Small steps, we're getting there gradually. I reckon this sort of thing is contagious, like Iongi has committed long term it won't be long before others follow suit or at least want in."
"He went for Perth job. Talk was he was looking at GC job but no word on Knights job (could be wrong) i wonder with Matt being there and AOB being a mate he didn't want to take his spot."
"I mean sure, not as keen on Kelly as others, depends on price for him."
The Parramatta Eels are delighted to announce that talented young fullback Isaiah Iongi has signed a long-term contract extension, keeping him at the club until the end of the 2030 NRL season.Since joining the Eels 12 months ago as a rookie, Iongi…
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NAS Not Saying No
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Isaiah Iongi extends with the Eels
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Reliance on Juniors as our Pathway to Glory vs Signing Talented 1st Graders
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AI picks Parramatta eels best 17 for 2026 season
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Players Vote Eels No.2 Club, Behind the Panthers
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Hi Pops
which one about Eagle attacks?
I know Manly supporters can be a bit irritating
I thought all the fish were dead
They keep blaming Niall Blair but I reckon it's Brad Arthur's fault. The bush coach should have recruited some aerators.