Bad lip reading White House press conference
love to see these guys do a post match press conference
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"Randy, I've already thrown the pillows. I'm so pissed off to a point I'm struggling to put into words.
I just can't cop the whole, ”we lose to the bye” shit. That's the sort of garbage you expect from the Batoota Advocate low level dross."
I just can't cop the whole, ”we lose to the bye” shit. That's the sort of garbage you expect from the Batoota Advocate low level dross."
"Microwaved Shit is just Shit warmed-up
It needs to get flushed"
It needs to get flushed"
"Whole club needs a clean out. Board needs to sack the whole front office, CEO to GM. Then hire someone like Gould. Only then will things start to improve. "
"The coach can't coach"
"We can only win if we are given free chances
They gave us our free chances, our Get out of Jail moments, and we couldn't even settle down and take what is offered...we sort of took it then overcooked & handed it straight back in a panic"
They gave us our free chances, our Get out of Jail moments, and we couldn't even settle down and take what is offered...we sort of took it then overcooked & handed it straight back in a panic"
"Unfortunately too many reserve grade players in this team and not a lot of upside in many .Limited skill set and very limited athleticism.Look at some of the other squads and even there body shapes .We look soft
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"Aren't you the funniest cunt on the planet! We've never heard that before.
Here's an idea why don't you stick your head in a microwave and zap some brains back into your cunty self!"
Here's an idea why don't you stick your head in a microwave and zap some brains back into your cunty self!"
"Reverse-Kaizen...you incrementally devolve until you reach a state of Liquid Shit.
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"Gotta save some disappointment for '27"
"Rocks or Bigger Rocks..
Rocks or Boulders
Rocks or Dirt"
Rocks or Boulders
Rocks or Dirt"
"Defensively yes. Errors wise that you suggest, i would not put that down too much on coaching more so excecution. Which can be brought on by fatigue, frustration and the like. We are unfit and weak. "
"Too say those players don't make any difference is asinine. They make a difference. Enough to win more games then we lose? Probably not but we are a better team with all of them."
"Elite 🤣 should be 'delete' coaching staff asap. Brad Arthur was better than this joker"
"Possible but seeing some fresh faces would at least be brighter for the Eels fans to look at for a change"
"Gold!!"
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Best bad lip reading ever is a movie on YouTube called "Hercule Returns1993 DVD Exclusive High Quality". You will not be dissapointed. Links don't seem to post on this new format but I'll try after this message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmJHWa1Wx8
Well Tragic after watching half of it I now know why Australia’s movies went into decline from 1999 or so . Was very funny at the start anyway . But when it went bad it tragically got worse and worse.