Bad lip reading White House press conference
love to see these guys do a post match press conference
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"Yeah Guymer is a middle, he's definitely not a edge player, but he's way to slow for the modern game, he's only 98kg so he should be a lot better then this."
"And this is a first grade side, throw the cup side or penrith U/12 side would do better"
"Volkman has to go, he stood there and watch can Munster score when it was his tackle to make."
"people keep making excuses, they keep droppind balls because of poor hands and bad exacution. these balls aren't slippery, go and try the old leather balls they are, these players are proffessionals! if they were in any other proffession they would…"
"It's a Jeykl & Hyde of a performance we go high completion very few errors last week to high errors average completion rate this week.For this team to win at the moment sorry I'll rephrase to be competitive right now we have to be the first…"
"I'll make a few things clear. This is not a sack Ryles blog, he is doing his best with what he has, but could stop playing people out of position, for example Apa is available and we are persisting with Papalii who is weak defensively and on offence…"
"More and more it sounds like he is not involved. The people recruiting need to go, that's clear.
Ryles probably is scared to play my favourite colour TeaCum Brown because he knows another club will probably sign him as soon as they see him."
Ryles probably is scared to play my favourite colour TeaCum Brown because he knows another club will probably sign him as soon as they see him."
"Gould is washed, he's making Bulldogs go backwards. Richardson is the man"
"Poor coaching
Poor recruitment
Poor selections
Poor conditioning
Poor risk management
Amongst other things "
Poor recruitment
Poor selections
Poor conditioning
Poor risk management
Amongst other things "
"Gould???? His fingered Canterbury. We need a defensive coach. New conditioning coach and a new gm and recruitment. If you were to look across the board at our team most players are in the lower percentile in their position. Jr seems to think we are…"
"He's a reserve grader .Backup at best "
"We will be signing Paulo again. Though not as the alpha, the plan would be for him to be bench impact. Tuivaiti and a new signing as starting Props and Hopgood at Lock.
Guymer is there as he can play on an edge, simple as that. But i think now our…"
Guymer is there as he can play on an edge, simple as that. But i think now our…"
"The current rules favour speed and athleticism."
"So one loss and now needs a clean out. I love it. Why not say so last week after the win lol. Not saying there is no merit to your claim just everyone comes out after a loss. "
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Best bad lip reading ever is a movie on YouTube called "Hercule Returns1993 DVD Exclusive High Quality". You will not be dissapointed. Links don't seem to post on this new format but I'll try after this message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmJHWa1Wx8
Well Tragic after watching half of it I now know why Australia’s movies went into decline from 1999 or so . Was very funny at the start anyway . But when it went bad it tragically got worse and worse.