Bad lip reading White House press conference
love to see these guys do a post match press conference
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"Hopefully by years end; Brown, Petrus and Talagi have debuted. This the former two getting a few games for 2027."
"As well as an eternal optimist you are truly a visionary "
"No they had a crisis on there hands 2 years ago when expansion was announced losing the talent we have and struggling to replace it is now on the doorstep.The Luai signing magnifies the issue that was there as first mentioned."
"Ryles said 2 weeks ago he would not rush kids in just for the sake of it. "
"What a total waste his signing was "
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"Pretty sure he did his ACL last week 😢. Just when he started getting his fitness up and running and tackling hard. He came off the field after falling over after making a step with no defender touching him. He is on a dev deal this year and top 30…"
"Let me get this straight, are you saying the eels have a crisis on their hands because Luai signed with png?"
"See now players like Luai see the PNG benefits of tax free TPAs and salary it's game over for teams that are struggling to recruit.This is where losing players like Talagi DB Lomax Sanders and alike hurts.The odds of developing talents like this is…"
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"Ah i was wondering why Lorenzo only played 40 last weekend. Makes sense.
It really seems Lorenzo is now close to the debut. Can almost touch it. "
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"Good stats there Mr Captain....Was Kearney really so fucking lame as to be exactly -19.1% below avg for both attack and defence....couldn't do it if you tried.
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"I just relooked at the team. Nohra is on the bench because I assume Lorenzo will only play the first half as he is on the NRL bench. Plus Hudson is making his cup debut to spell Smitz which I have been asking for. So we only have 2 forward on the…"
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Best bad lip reading ever is a movie on YouTube called "Hercule Returns1993 DVD Exclusive High Quality". You will not be dissapointed. Links don't seem to post on this new format but I'll try after this message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmJHWa1Wx8
Well Tragic after watching half of it I now know why Australia’s movies went into decline from 1999 or so . Was very funny at the start anyway . But when it went bad it tragically got worse and worse.