Bad lip reading White House press conference
love to see these guys do a post match press conference
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"Just read that out to my wife Chiefy, she agrees and is sending me to bed......LOL
PS have a nice rest Chiefy and when the nurse wakes you for your 3 oclock wee wee, don't tell her you were having a nightmare about your Poppa."
PS have a nice rest Chiefy and when the nurse wakes you for your 3 oclock wee wee, don't tell her you were having a nightmare about your Poppa."
"Volkman wasn't great but he tried. That's all you can ask for from him. Heard him say that though I'm wondering when is the right time to play some kids? The likes of Lorenzo and Petrus could be proper NRL players next year."
"This forward pack. Experience is required more than ever right now, especially against a boosted Bulldogs pack after their last win. "
"I agree he probably is a bit of a wanker. I don't know him at all. But if he was on the market at least 10 clubs would line up for him. As for why we can't sign players. If you did a list of pros and cons. Cons: Past results, lack of rep quality…"
"Volkman was not bad at all today, has a good step and kicking game in him, his defence was okay I thought he was better than Pezet"
"That's why he got hooked. Then comes back on and was not too bad. But why does it take for him to get hooked to start doing his job."
"Absolutely woeful. If you isolated he and Kelmas efforts today it would be a shocking watch . I haven't seen anything like it before. I've seen teams outclassed and guys take short cuts but some of that stuff was fair dinkum not putting in. On…"
"Yeah i was driving and turned the radio off at 12-nil. Happy with my life choices today."
"The new rules and interpretations have made the game a joke. If you are 10% off you get hammered but we are starting from 30% below other teams before kick off when comparing players. When Melbourne struggle like they have despite world class…"
"I was busy and gonna watch the replay. Read a few comments here and didn't bother. So at least someone got some benefit from the 1ee doomscroll
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"I would pick this team. Wouldn't make a different to the result though
Papalii
Penisini
Russel
Nanva
Fox
Volkman
Moses
Moretti
Smith
JDB
Williams
Kautoga
Guymer
TDS
Walker
Paulo
Guymer
Kelly
Lorenzo"
Papalii
Penisini
Russel
Nanva
Fox
Volkman
Moses
Moretti
Smith
JDB
Williams
Kautoga
Guymer
TDS
Walker
Paulo
Guymer
Kelly
Lorenzo"
"TBF, this team is f***ing useless. Insert execues for why we got flogged. Genuinely feel sorry for all Parra fans that pay their heard earned for this shi*t. Rest assured that everyone playing for the team, coaching the team and others earning a…"
"JR will pick
papalii
kelly
penisini
russel
fox
volkman
moses
paulo
smith
jdb
william
kautoga
walker
tds
moretti
guymer
brown
nanva
lorenzo"
papalii
kelly
penisini
russel
fox
volkman
moses
paulo
smith
jdb
william
kautoga
walker
tds
moretti
guymer
brown
nanva
lorenzo"
"Who the Captain is ranks about issue no.487....should it though? In a rebuild? I dunno about that.
Yeah, he's agreat player...but is he also, let's say, a bit of a wanker? If "Most NRL players want to play with a dominant half" where the fuck are…"
Yeah, he's agreat player...but is he also, let's say, a bit of a wanker? If "Most NRL players want to play with a dominant half" where the fuck are…"
"Agree completely on the mentality of Mitch. He's grown into the role as a half and is great at steering the side around the park, but he isn't a good captain. Neither was Gutho. And Junior is too quiet.
Hopgood definitely showed the right mentality…"
Hopgood definitely showed the right mentality…"
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
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Captain Contagious
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Will Penisni
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Best bad lip reading ever is a movie on YouTube called "Hercule Returns1993 DVD Exclusive High Quality". You will not be dissapointed. Links don't seem to post on this new format but I'll try after this message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmJHWa1Wx8
Well Tragic after watching half of it I now know why Australia’s movies went into decline from 1999 or so . Was very funny at the start anyway . But when it went bad it tragically got worse and worse.