I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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"I know some of our injury issues were unavoidable, but I think its no coincidence our head of physical development was brought over from the spoon winning Newcastle knights. The number of soft tissue injuries are off the scale. "
"Minimum 1.3 probably 1.5 mil to get him."
"Nothing wrong with optimism. Deep down it's all Eels fans have. As far as predicting our success, help me, you seem to have some good insight. I've been trying to predict it for over 25 years, some here, for over 40. "
"What's wrong with being optimistic? I'll be impressed when someone correctly predicts (so that's ahead of time) our success, not failure after it's occurred. So much commentary on here is past tense and completely focused on our flaws. "
"Exactly but some hate to hear truth "
"You just keep coming back like a bad case of indigestion. Take some ENO Dude a good burp will do you some good. Maybe team up with Handy Randy get some release of them built up frustrations 😂😂"
"Bingo"
"Well what a giant mouthful of gobbly gook 😂 I bet you feel a big giant release of bottled up flatulance after that explosive rant😂😂 Thank me later as no doubt you need to rest up for awhile"
"Wouldn't surprise me at all"
"The hair on your arse don't count Randy... although, it would make a cracking pantene add..."
"Jacob Preston is who i would throw money at. But Hughes would be fine i guess."
"Nrl's worst nightmare is having the storm out of the top 8. Expect them to get every call from now until the end of season"
"He's better than what we have. "
"Another top shelf signing. I'm beginning to think MON is a spy from another NRL club whose job is to bring down the Eels from within. "
"Trojan Horse? "
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Lol love stevie
HAHAHAHA...gold!!!!
Wizards “JA for Captain “Sleeve How Dare You!!!!!!
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They're all gold. Great
She's not all there ay . Not sure which syndrome it is , but there's some syndroming going on amongst that girl.
I believe it's a new one called Side Syndrome.
Ha ha too good
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