I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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"No I didn't miss the point HOE - I literally normalised all of the numbers within a season.
Within each season there is an average points scored/conceded per game. That varies from year to year. The raw numbers (if the average points scored/conceded…"
Within each season there is an average points scored/conceded per game. That varies from year to year. The raw numbers (if the average points scored/conceded…"
"Yes and as LB said he'll give you yardage.
I think that's the plan they just wanna ease him in in cup first.
BTW, do you think having Petrus on the bench in cup means he'll come in and Jezaiah gets tried in the middle?"
I think that's the plan they just wanna ease him in in cup first.
BTW, do you think having Petrus on the bench in cup means he'll come in and Jezaiah gets tried in the middle?"
"Ryles famously has never given kids a go. "
"Captain,
Sure, three blowout games means our defence after R8, is the worst to date in the competition. No arguments there.
But the comparison with unlimited tackle era and the modern Restart Era is so off the reservation it ain't even a joke.
Like…"
Sure, three blowout games means our defence after R8, is the worst to date in the competition. No arguments there.
But the comparison with unlimited tackle era and the modern Restart Era is so off the reservation it ain't even a joke.
Like…"
"We beat the Dogs, Tuesday announcement, "Rip in boys I can get behind this team, we have some great juniors putting in".
Lose to Manly, Tuesday announcement *same team shock horror* "Depressing team, sub out our backs for even slower backs, JR what…"
Lose to Manly, Tuesday announcement *same team shock horror* "Depressing team, sub out our backs for even slower backs, JR what…"
"Petrus and Talagi also in the cup team. More excited about that game then the NRL one"
"Statistically speaking Sutton means a 7% greater chance of us losing compared to all other referees.
So statistically he doesn't hate us, but he doesn't help us.
We may need devine intervention. This Warriors squad is looking good this year."
So statistically he doesn't hate us, but he doesn't help us.
We may need devine intervention. This Warriors squad is looking good this year."
"You think he's playing well enough to justify his $950,000 salary?"
"Interesting to note both Samrani & Pezet have been named to return from injury through NSW Cup this week. "
"Pezet has been named to return from injury via NSW Cup this week. "
"Supporters expect some changes, and for the coach to give some young kids a go, especially when the team has been underperforming and poor form from some players. Maybe we'd all like to see Nanva, Teancum Brown and Talataina have a go.
Ryles looks…"
Ryles looks…"
"lol Paulo is rubbish...that'll do me"
"The Warriors forwards will likely kill us. Too big. Too fast. Too good.
However, stranger things have happened, including us beating them in NZ last year."
However, stranger things have happened, including us beating them in NZ last year."
"Yes, absolutely if Samrani is ready please bring him in. Kelly has some flashy up-sides but they are far, far outweighed by the downsides."
"Samrani will give you the same in terms of yardage."
"My god people say it every week, what did you expect?"
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Lol love stevie
HAHAHAHA...gold!!!!
Wizards “JA for Captain “Sleeve How Dare You!!!!!!
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They're all gold. Great
She's not all there ay . Not sure which syndrome it is , but there's some syndroming going on amongst that girl.
I believe it's a new one called Side Syndrome.
Ha ha too good
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