I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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"I agree Kendoza Pezet disapointed and papalili looked a lot sharper"
"if you read that blog that Adam put up, it shows up some of our experts, or people that think they are, some moments of reality.....I am very proud when reading that my only contribution was a meme on "Merkins" just the same I would admit I was…"
"She's actually not a huge fan of the word but she's a huge fan of me.
I get Unlimited latitude re language.you crapulent corpuscle
and it's Randette, twat. Who dis Randeet? Is she Indian?...is she a prude or what?"
I get Unlimited latitude re language.you crapulent corpuscle
and it's Randette, twat. Who dis Randeet? Is she Indian?...is she a prude or what?"
"I wrote this in July 2025. So back when I wrote it he obviously hadn't played nsw cup yet. Now I obviously think he will and should be the 5/8 in cup"
"I'd have Kelly ahead of Penisini "
"Yeh.... but nah.
You will categorically NOT find Randy in an open field with metal goalposts at each end....Nope...nah-ah.
How close have folks been to a lightening strike? It is quite memorable...you put it in your notebook
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You will categorically NOT find Randy in an open field with metal goalposts at each end....Nope...nah-ah.
How close have folks been to a lightening strike? It is quite memorable...you put it in your notebook
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"The pussies or vagina's sound so much better Randork.....do you have any semblance of manners, what does Randeet, think of these outcrys or doesn't she read your shit?"
"Why would you waste him in JF, he should be playing 5/8 in cup and if Pezit gets injured, he looks like he would be comfortable in the ones, everything you say, says to me"he is the plan" of having Pevit for one year only.
I'm still not convinced…"
I'm still not convinced…"
"lol they complain cause he is not Payne Haas. What they don't realise is his minor details in attack by being the link man and in defence where his 2nd man in efforts were fantastic was the difference. He is there to set the tone in defence. Thats…"
"It is the same 1-17 as last night with Joash and Samrani
Done, sorted, how good."
Done, sorted, how good."
"Lot of people on TCT are complaining about JDB. Yes he struggled a bit in attack which is natural since it's his first ever game for us but defensively I thought he was great"
"Your a male Bluey, no males know where that button is!"
"Yea that running game is electric "
"You mean to say he doesn't live the life of Riley?"
"In the history of the game has a player (or fan, for that matter) ever been struck by lighning? I was unaware it was such a pressing problem. "
"My Mother once said to me when I was a about 10 years old.....haven't you got enough sense to get out of the rain David.
If the cap fits wear it....those silly enough to sit on a muddy hill do not need to sit there, they are not entertaining…"
If the cap fits wear it....those silly enough to sit on a muddy hill do not need to sit there, they are not entertaining…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Your best 19 vs Storm
Based on the pre-season trials, training reports, and incumbency, I’ve settled on a top 19 that largely picks itself — particularly the starting top 13, which I think is pretty much locked in.Samrani, for mine, has done enough to be locked into a…
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Melbourne's Matterson offer
So it becomes more clearer, the $300k offered from Melbourne included $211,000 of that going towards Matterson's contract and $89,000 as a transfer fee. Instead of what we thought of $300k transfer fee and maybe taking Matto as well. So many felt…
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Another Matterson Concussion
It's being reported that Matto has suffered another concussion and is now seeking further medical advice.https://www.nine.com.au/sport/nrl/news-2026-ryan-matterson-concussions-parramatta-eels-future-zac-lomax-contract-saga-20260221-p5o4av.html
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Trial #2, Game Day Blog v Roosters: We Just Won the Pre-Season Cup
Let's go Eels. Can't wait to see Moses / Pezet vs Daly / Walker This could be sensational. Prediction Eels 32 - Rorters 18
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Lol love stevie
HAHAHAHA...gold!!!!
Wizards “JA for Captain “Sleeve How Dare You!!!!!!
😂
They're all gold. Great
She's not all there ay . Not sure which syndrome it is , but there's some syndroming going on amongst that girl.
I believe it's a new one called Side Syndrome.
Ha ha too good
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