I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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"Seriously😂 why would anyone with an ounce of common sense hire a trainer from the team last year that won the Wooden Spoon. 😅😂 No wonder the Eels players this year seem totally unfit and exhausted. What sort of people are running this club"
"Beatie, Miller and Visconti have been promoted to NSW Cup bench after impressive start in JF this year. Jordan Miller is the bloke that got sacked from the Tigers for discplinary issues. He is very big lol. JF are currently sitting in first place…"
"When you are this badly injured, pack the season up. It's not your year 🤣"
"That injury report is insane. Insane. "
"Correct. There's no way anyone can say that Ryles doesn't have some major input and influence on the team he wants, recruitment, styles and techniques of coaching including defence, attack, and mental toughness and preparing for every game. "
"Goddamm, I didn't know this. What a terrible hire."
"agreed his defensive stats last week in cup was very impressive.
47 tackles with 0 missed. Couple ineffective.
week before was 43 tackles but 6 missed. And before that was 30 tackles with 2 missed."
47 tackles with 0 missed. Couple ineffective.
week before was 43 tackles but 6 missed. And before that was 30 tackles with 2 missed."
"You can't be too reactive to this situation or you end up fucking your cap for the next couple of years making short term decisions. I do think we need players, but we need to make sure we're bringing in players that have value beyond this injury…"
"I suspect his mobility in defence has seen him chosen over his ability to gain metres."
"So that is 11 players from 28 top 30 contracts unavailable. Plus Twiddle and Fletcher."
"I watched part of reserve grade last week and mataele definitely looked better than Brown. To me Brown did not look first grade ready all be it a very small sample size to go off."
"still Walker starting 😏 I can see it because of the injury list but even prior to the growing injuries Ryles had Walker in the starting side and it's obvious he has more impact from the bench. I'm sure Ryles ( Kearney 2.0) knows what he's doing…"
"Also Guymer has done a job in the second row before and the middles on the bench are better players that Jez at this point of his career."
"Araz should be starting over Kelly"
"Agree. JDB starts for Walker even if its for 15min before they make the cub."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Injury Report
Hopgood - ACL - SeasonMatt Doorey - ACL - SeasonBailey Simonsson - Ankle - TBC (I would say season)Isaiah Iongi - Syndesmosis - rd 13Jonah Pezet - Hamstring - rd 13Apa Twiddle - AC Joint - rd 15Jordan Samrani - Knee - rd 13Richard Pensini - knee -…
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Worst forward pack ever in team history?
Think this pack we rolling out on Sunday is worst in club history?Paulo slow and oldSmith can't pass from dummy halfMoretti not fit enough to start Williams down year from last seasonGuymer starting back row first time everWalker better off the…
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Round 7 Team List v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs
1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Will Penisini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Rylex Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Charlie Guymer12. Jack Williams13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…
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Brett Kenny on 100% Footy
I don't usually watch 100% Footy, but heard Bert was on there tonight so tuned in, didn't miss much if you didn't watch, just some highlights of the 86 GF and a little bit about this coming Sundays game vs Dogs and they will all be there to watch…
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Lol love stevie
HAHAHAHA...gold!!!!
Wizards “JA for Captain “Sleeve How Dare You!!!!!!
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They're all gold. Great
She's not all there ay . Not sure which syndrome it is , but there's some syndroming going on amongst that girl.
I believe it's a new one called Side Syndrome.
Ha ha too good
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