I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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"Rather Walker come off the bench has more impact"
"Good Job Lurker; I think we may see a change from the bench"
"I strongly support A) clearly identifying - early in a blog - who the player is in question. Next order of business should be to B) clearly identify the point to which point the player is contracted, and then C) at which point said player is free to…"
"The diverse opinions here are amazing, sign him now, sign him before November, he could end up a flop not having played to many games, sack O'Neill, sack Sarantinos, sign Richardson as football manager, sign Richardson as CEO, Recruitment terrible,…"
"Alvaro won the Thornett medal in 2018. He was extended that same year (before the KT Medal) to the end of 2019. In 2019 (after the KT Medal) we extended him to the end of 2021.
In 2019 we upgraded Stefano to an NRL development contract. We also…"
In 2019 we upgraded Stefano to an NRL development contract. We also…"
"Ah damn, I didn't see that on the website."
"Alarm bells should be telling because if your bench marking yourself against what your mentioning your definitely not winning the comp.If you want to change perceptions you need a level up performance against Penrith where we are high completion…"
"We could have kept him id the front office got to him.and not waited until November when the bears came in. Its top late when that happens.
The key was never to.let it get that far. Thats incompetent
Let's see how Kelly goes thos week"
The key was never to.let it get that far. Thats incompetent
Let's see how Kelly goes thos week"
"Too be fair. When Russell signed two things. Firstly, many Eels fans still weren't keen on him. Secondly he got reportedly $600k to go to Perth. Thats insane money we should not be paying a Centre that is steady and good but not world class. It just…"
"That's not exactly brave LB, you are off the R&R, just sacked you! do we have any lateral thinkers?"
"The problem is we could have been talking every day and his manager is saying, wait my boy will get a better deal still?"
"Actually aside from the obvious opinions of how good he is/will be.....what if a club does a Dylan Brown Chiefy and offers him 1.3m ......lets say your the kids father what do you do, take the 550 we offer?
Russell and the point you make is also…"
Russell and the point you make is also…"
"Wasn't Alvaro a Ken Thornett medal winner in his good days?"
"Don't forget how these dopes in the Eels offices failed to wrap up Shaun Russell.
The Perth Bears had just come in and Sarantinos + O'neill stuffed around with Russell's extension until November when the Bears could arrange a long-term contract…"
The Perth Bears had just come in and Sarantinos + O'neill stuffed around with Russell's extension until November when the Bears could arrange a long-term contract…"
"Respectfully disagree. Pezet's outstanding ability is to dig deep into the line. The first try we scored against Melbourne before the legs fell off I think is actually what Ryles is aiming for, and Pezet straightening and putting the defence in two…"
"No thats incorrect. We re signed Alvaro at the same time Utokimanu was free to negotiate "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Round 4 Team List v Penrith Panthers
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Brian Kelly4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Jack Williams9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva15.…
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This guy free to speak to other clubs soon
Thats how lacklustre the people running recruitment and retention roll. Our best prop, yet he can talk to other clubs in a few months, and were extremely short on go forward props.When he was only signed until 2027, I honestly couldn't believe it.…
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Time to throw good $$$ for Mariota
Lookin at our starts, meterage, dominance etc. Enter Ata Mariota (Canberra), the samoan at 24 can be what we need. Unsigned for 2027 onwards. Lookin at the market good size props lack. Good years in him. If he was in stickys plans, he would have…
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J'MAINE HOPGOOD Salary cap relief
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Lol love stevie
HAHAHAHA...gold!!!!
Wizards “JA for Captain “Sleeve How Dare You!!!!!!
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They're all gold. Great
She's not all there ay . Not sure which syndrome it is , but there's some syndroming going on amongst that girl.
I believe it's a new one called Side Syndrome.
Ha ha too good
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