I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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"Poppa the pontificator, pontificating for years and where has it got anyone ? "
"With how badly injured this team is, they need to play near perfect footy just to be in games. Defensively they have to be great and passes have to stick. Today everything went wrong and they got belted basically. Lot of fringe nrl players on the…"
"Penisini career has mirrored that of the team in his initial years as you mention there was plenty of promise but he hasn't kicked on much like the team id suggest that's the real problem here because we have no depth or development there's no one…"
"People won't it faster unfortunately one side will cop it"
"Three players in tackles and they still can't stop the offloads. Not one of them was committed to strong first contact. And poor or zero communication."
"I'm a big fan of yours Poppa, but that performance cannot be defended. I've been to three games this year and I'm sure others that have been to the same or more will echo my thoughts.. we simply cannot compete in the middle of the field or don't…"
"I don't post on here often, but to call supporters dumb, is probably the dumbest thing I have seen in a while. We criticise and complain cause we actually want our team to succeed, and to succeed you need to own your shortcomings.
A couple points…"
A couple points…"
"Can anyone recollect if both Eels FG and Cup teams have had 50 both put on them in the same round?
12 nil down in Cup after 8 minutes..."
12 nil down in Cup after 8 minutes..."
"I agree the Pezet move was dreadful. I admitted that we had him so had to support him and what Ryles sees. No defending it now, it was an awful move. A move that was touted as brilliant and never 100% got on board with the idea. Ryles agreed to it…"
"He's shit.
Slow as and terrible hands... add zero ability to step or swerve plus bog average defence and this list is enough to NOT be an NRL centre... but all good at Parra!"
Slow as and terrible hands... add zero ability to step or swerve plus bog average defence and this list is enough to NOT be an NRL centre... but all good at Parra!"
"Using your own words dipstick
but I do know that you only need one or two key defensive players out
Another great nothing response of yours for the ages"
but I do know that you only need one or two key defensive players out
Another great nothing response of yours for the ages"
"Ben Rogers can't put a oztag side together let alone a NRL side "
"Poppa you constantly remark my age and occupation and comment on majority of my comments on blogs that you didn't create. I think someone who has an obsession on what another is doing or saying is you."
"eli to be fair morgan harper would be better than brian kelly"
"Equal with the Storm. Go Parra!"
"That wasm't the problem last year.....personally I blame the Pevitt experiment.....people say that is Ryles bed, yes it is, I don't think he needs to be crucified for it just the same.....we have some clairvoyants on here that read minds, maybe…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Something Wrong with NRL
There is something wrong with the NRL product atm. The overage points scored this weekend was 58 points per game. This is out of control and boring as hell. I find myself struggling to watch a game atm unless Parra are involved and that's not going…
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Will Penisni
Does any one know his contract status ? I know he seemed to think he had re-signed but it was never announced . Let's bloody well hope it never happened. He is the worst starting centre in the comp . I don't care if he's a local junior , what high…
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Defending the Undefendable... this game should not have been a surprise....Look what we had!
I am starting to think we have the dumbest supporters on here .... watched they way we manouvre and undermine any failures.The relentless criticism and then the undermining of the coach, front office etc indicates some people cannot just understand…
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Sarantinos and Mark O'neill must be shown the door now
Sarantinos and O’Neill have to be held accountable for where this club currently sits. This isn’t about emotion—it’s about sustained poor decision-making in roster construction and contract management. Over multiple seasons, the club has…
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Lol love stevie
HAHAHAHA...gold!!!!
Wizards “JA for Captain “Sleeve How Dare You!!!!!!
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They're all gold. Great
She's not all there ay . Not sure which syndrome it is , but there's some syndroming going on amongst that girl.
I believe it's a new one called Side Syndrome.
Ha ha too good
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