Eels Blogs

The Bennett Hypothetical: Sliding Doors

The overiding sentiment on this site, and in the media noise, is: we need a "new voice" and "new ideas".

Now, let's assume we can somehow nab seven-premiership winning Bennett who poured icy cold water on the Eels' idea a few weeks back.

It's unlike

South Sydney to offer Wayne Bennett three-year deal as Eels pass on supercoach

South Sydney are preparing to offer Wayne Bennett a three-year deal as early as next week as the veteran coach weighs up a return to the Rabbitohs.

It comes as Parramatta held a scheduled board meeting on Wednesday night at which it was decided not t

behalf of the sick the elderly and the miserable.

regardless of all the frustrating  rants  on our club's  under performing seasons I too would like to  express my frustrating opinion not only for  myself but also to  all our aging  supporters and members  who are well into their  twilight years  so

THE TALE OF TWO CLUBS

Wayne to Souths.

Nrl 360 reporting that south's are trying to get Wayne locked up asap. Probably not coming to parra unfortunately 🤦🏻‍♂️ 

What Jason Demetriou’s axing as South Sydney coach means for struggling powerhouse Parramatta Eels

From the Daily Telegraph

JD sacked effective immediately

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/south-sydney-rabbitohs-sack-coach-jason-demetriou/news-story/e2560fd03566900873bbbad5da59a345

so... how long until Bennett going back to Souths is announced?

If you could sign 2 players ..

Since there is no team list this week. I pose a hypothetical question.

If you could sign any 2 players for next year, for a budget of $1.5 million , what would your line up be? Assume they would be commanding top dollar.

1. Gutho
2. Simmo
3. Penisni
4. Lomax
5. To'o (700

Gutho Knee Surgery out for 5 weeks.

Club released statement saying gutho will be out next 4-5 weeks. Probably Blaize into Flb and see what he can do

Eels season analysis

https://www.rugbyleagueeyetest.com/2024/04/29/the-parramatta-eels-have-learned-nothing-from-last-season/

Great read on our season and the roster trouble we are having.

Judiciary make call on Daly Cherry-Evans over dangerous throw charge

Daly Cherry-Evans has been successful in his case to have a dangerous throw charge downgraded at the NRL judiciary and as a result will not miss any games.https://www.zerotackle.com/judiciary-make-call-on-daly-cherry-evans-over-dangerous-throw-charg

Tim Mannah on BA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOmvq-Z7VJo

Interesting to hear him talk about BA, saying he kep the key players onside and when in pressure those key players rally the others to support him but when push comes to shove over the board discussing the f

NRL teams Round 9 live: Mitchell Moses eyes early return, big guns back for Titans and Dolphins

**MITCHELL MOSES EYES EARLY RETURN**

Mitchell Moses will undergo x-rays on his fractured foot on Wednesday in a bid to make an earlier than expected comeback.

The outcome of the scans could prove definining for both a Parramatta side desperate for th

The Parramatta Eels have learned nothing from last season

Just in case you needed to feel some of that good old fashioned Eels disappointment on a by week, have a read of this article:

https://www.rugbyleagueeyetest.com/2024/04/29/the-parramatta-eels-have-learned-nothing-from-last-season/

Brilliantly written

Nrl confirms Turbo offside and Penisini binning wrong.

NRL came out and said Turbo was offside but the bunker could not intervene unless the eels challenged it. Basically we got robbed but nrl can't do anything about it. 🤣

The Sivo convo

I’m interested to know what you guys think about the conversation that happened in the sheds after full time. I don’t think Sivo came out for the remaining 30 seconds left in the game, so he would’ve been in there looking a bit sheepish as the player

New Team List for The Remainder of the year

Hi all,

recently our aging pack has been criticized for our drop offs in second halves of the game. I have a new team list and would love to see this in action.

Bringing through juniors and young, hungry, fresh blood players to make an impact on the ga

Raiders no halfback getting pumped

First game without fogarty and they are getting pumped at home.
 

A halfback with a long kicking game is so important to where u start to defend a set after a kick. Also, impacts your 5th tackle play.  They have just lost 40-0 at home.

look what the ro

HAVE A GIGGLE AND A CRY

Now unless you are Super we all know the eels management are beyond useless and need to be removed ASAP as they are useless to the club . 

Last year the great Parramatta management team gave Dylan Brown one of the most outlandish contracts the game h

Where to Now, Time to stop looking in the revision mirror and head forward.

2015  was the disaster year when the shit hit the fan, we lost points, million dollar fines, unloading of players for salary cap bungles.

It was said it will be years before Parra can catch up and adjust into being a competitive force.

Well it was addr