Lane Vows To Learn From Mad Monday, Avocado Dramas

Lane vows to learn from Mad Monday, avocado dramas

We've Proven We Can Play For 80 Minutes With Confidence Keeping Everything Simple While Grinding Out Victory - This Is The GF Standard Required To Go On And Win This Years Premiership

We are the dark horse looming over the NRL horizon and all contenders for this years premiership will now be looking over their shoulders dreading the thought of having to play us, particularly @ Parra Stadium. Go the Eels. 

How Two Test Cricketers Convinced Nathan Brown To Choose Footy

Brad Arthur We Still Haven't Nailed 80 Minute Performances

Parramatta Eels coach Brad Arthur says his team isn't getting ahead of themselves thinking about finals, saying they still haven't nailed 80 minute performances consistently.

11.30am 9th August 2

Ex-Panther Loving Life As An Eel - Waqa Blake Says Kane Evans Is A Pest, A Top Bloke And Does Anything For The Team And Made His Job Easier Getting To Know All The Boys

Parramatta Eels new face Waqa Blake admits it was tough to leave Penrith, but he’s now very happy with the decision

2 hours ago

Video: https://www.nrl.com/news/2019/08/09/ex-panther-loving-life-as-an-eel

How Lane almost lost part of his finger

Getting used to being a real mad-man, an Eels destroyer of the opposition. Nothing like really spilling blood for the cause, especially when you are willing to sever arteris, damage nerves and spill lots and lots of blood. That's the way Shaun. You h

Enforcer's simple Eels farewell sums up lasting legacy

Dan Walsh

Thu 8 Aug 2019, 10:07 AM

How The Eels Can Win This Years Premiership And How Eels Fans Can End The Reign Of The Organised Crime Syndicate Ruining Our Great Game Since Super League First Appeared In One Fatal Blow

With our current squad, we are not and we will never have in place for the rest of this season the same defensive and attacking structures the likes of the Storm and the Roosters have in place.

Our only real strengths that can tip the apple cart of th

The World Is Coming To An End The World Is Coming To An End The World Is Coming To An End So Says All The Fucked Up Eels Doubters

We can win all our remaining games v

Knights @ Home 

Titans @ Cshit

Dogs @ Home

Broncos @ Suncorp

Manly @ Home

Life as an Eel off to the perfect start for Blake

Margie McDonald

Sun 4 Aug 2019, 08:00 AM

Contract capers prove a blessing for Eels

By Adrian Proszenko

August 3, 2019 — 6.00pm

 

When 15 Parramatta players entered the season off contract and with their futures clouded, it could have gone either way.

The pressure to perform could have proven sti

Evans throws support behind Parra's plans to snare RCG - Is Semi Our Moses Leading Fijians Out Of Exile And Back To The Eels Promised Land?

Evans throws support behind Parra's plans to snare RCG

Alicia Newton

NRL.com Reporter

Tue 30 Jul 2019, 07:00 PM

Parramatta prop Kane Evans has welcomed talk the club is set to pursue Fijian teammate Reagan Campbell-Gillard for next season, describing the

Just Get Rid Of Everything That Is Grey In Our Game

1. A ball passed sideways or backwards is legal

2, Balls floating forward or passed forward are illegal

3. Stick to the rules and players and skill coaches will work on methods to make sure that regardless of whatever position or circumstance a player

Pre Manly Game Last Night Cameron Smith Fobbed Off Christian Welch

Was watching the pregame warm up in the sheds and the players started going around to each other in a circle giving out hugs, hand shakes, acknowledgements and good cheer/luck, etc, when Cameron Smith came to Christian Welch and he recognised who he

Battle-scarred Brown doesn't mind big boppers running at him

Battle-scarred Brown doesn't mind big boppers running at him

Margie McDonald

Senior Reporter

Sun 28 Jul 2019, 04:15 PM

Sporting a bruised left eye and a small cut to his right one, Dylan Brown didn't have to prove to anyone he is doing his fair share of

Semi Reincarnated

Go Sivo

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Roger Tuivasa-Sheck Forward Pass Eels v Warriors Parra Stadium 27th July 2019 3 minutes 45 Seconds Before End Of Game

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How Good Was Ethan Parry? Kept Taking The Ball Up Without A Worry Knowing He Was Going To Get Bashed

Ethan kept taking the ball up without a worry knowing he was going to get bashed and never irked from his job. Right near the end of the game he caught a high kick near our try line and was heavily smashed and then 2 rucks later in the same set took

Andrew Davey Just Scored A Blinder Of A Try Stepping Off Both Feet As He Cut Through The Warriors Defence

Wenty v Warriors - check the highlights out when you can. Wowww, this guy looks a very good prospect as a running backrower. And his defence is solid too. 

A Reply To "Why Is That" Says Fong - Fong's Latest Blog Was Taken Down

Basically, Fong was concerned about why the Eels experience so many thrashings under the auspice of Brad Arthur each season since Brad started coaching .the Eels. 

I replied.......

Fong, we (MAN) have the ability to create dreams that are programs of i