That this kid....
Would transform Into such greatness........
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"What language has you blushing sweetie?...surely not the part where he told you to "piss off"? He didn't even call you a Fuckwit or a Shitgibbon or a thinskinned nancy-boy"
"Sorry Malee, what part of "do us all favour and piss off" didn't you understand ?"
"Who is accountable for thos situation where the club is spending the full cap yet we have one or maybe 2 elite players.
They are not correct because they don't make anyone accountable. "
They are not correct because they don't make anyone accountable. "
"Yes, it rang true didn't it EA? Moses and Fox would be the only two in the Top 10. And neither would be No 1 on that list.
My bigger issue with the juniors is that we have played this song before - we have pinned our hopes to juniors who have all…"
My bigger issue with the juniors is that we have played this song before - we have pinned our hopes to juniors who have all…"
"Eminent Neurological Boffins have dibs on his brain...I'm sure it will provide great nightmare fuel for Matto & co...as if Steve Folkes wasn't enough"
"Wow such pleasant language from some old fart full of obvious bitterness and an ego bigger than planet earth. Get off you're high horse Pinocchio and come back to the reality that you're just a foul mouth nobody whose a legend in his own mind. What…"
"We have a GamePlan!!!
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"PG, Randy and Finny...... all fair comments and touching realism."
"I have no respect for your commentary Mallee, do us all a favour and just piss off!
I hope you took note of Bourbon Man's post on your blog, subsequently closed down after 3 replies, lucky I didn't see it before it was closed.
PS Just as a matter of…"
I hope you took note of Bourbon Man's post on your blog, subsequently closed down after 3 replies, lucky I didn't see it before it was closed.
PS Just as a matter of…"
"I was listening to TCT and they are correct. At full strength who in our line up is a top 10 in their position? Moses and Fox? Maybe Iongi scrapes in? That's such a shit roster and the club need ti start pointing figures. Cause right now don't…"
"If he was donating body parts....the queue for his heart would reach to Brisbane for a Magic Round."
"Good stuff NOS, you summed it up pretty well and expressed it better than me. No surprises there.
What did you think of that touch football idea.....posted in reply to Cappy?"
What did you think of that touch football idea.....posted in reply to Cappy?"
"As LB said on a previous blog, Guymer has come our new punching bag. He started rd1 in nsw cup which shows that JR views him as a depth player which is what he is at this stage of his career. Injured have resulted in him playing more than…"
"Cmon.lol. haha. What a post. "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Poppa's Corner; The cattle is the problem, this maybe the catalyst to make us do some drastic things!
Forgive me, I need to get this off my chest!Yes the cattle is a problem, we knew that in probably every game we have won this year, just the same! I am/was devastated last night, the effort against Titans was probably a low point of the season…
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Game Stats tell the story
Possession was Storm 52-48All runs Storm 176-155Metres Gained Storm 1680 - 1164Tackles Busted Storm 43-18Post Contact Metres 493-376Tackles Made Eels 277-271Missed Tackles Eels 43-18essentially we are as soft as butter with and without the ball.
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Same
Nothing new. Step and repeat. Copy and paste. Year after year. Same results. Same demolition. Same small hope Same lost hope. Same press conferences.Same blog posts. Sam's conversations.Same taking about the same.
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Remember when we were told Kaizen was not a catchphrase.
It seems to have disappeared from our team lexicon....Anyone know where it went??? Have folks seen any "incremental Improvements" roaming about in the wild or do fans think was just hopeful sloganeering...It doesn't seem to me that we can even…
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There is no doubt he is a phenomenon. Averages 64, which is second only to the Don. And the most unusual thing about him is the way he bats, which defies modern techniques.
Here is an interesting bit of trivia for you. He has now scored 6 ashes hundreds in England. No England player has ever scored that many in England.
When you take out the first dozen or so tests when he was actually selected as a bowler his average is in the 80 plus area.
Who is he?
LOL
He's definately special. Teams just can't find a way to get him out.
His technique is not in the cricketing books. Neither was Bradman's though.
Watched his whole innings last night/early this morning and his technique and mental fortitude is right outside of the ordinary. Nothing flamboyant about him, just goes on with his business and rarely faiis.
He came into this season having miseed the first 7 months due to suspension and in a few months became the number 1 scoring batsman in the world of test cricket.
FMD, a 7 months handicap given to all test cricketers and he is now starting to blow them all out of the water, and all this after being terribly knocked out in the 2nd test and not playing in the 3rd test.
FMD. Just wow, wow, wow, wowwwwwwwwww.
Exactly Snake. I think Smith is the best batsman we've had since Bradman. Bats outside the box. So skilled, yet eccentric and unothodox.
Didn't expect it when I first saw him play. Looked awkward at first.
I must admit I was a huge fan of the Great West Indian top 3. Greenidge, Hayne, and Viv.
Viv Richards is one of my all time favourite batsman. He was the gum-chewing King Of The Jungle. Never even wore a helmet. Oozed confidence, skill and domination.
No idea who he is , but if he wears New Balance he better stay the fuck away from my kids .
Weak lilly livered piece of SHIT! and now we call him a hero.
No wonder this country is fuct.
There for his own glory and pay packet.
Bit like the NRL putting the wife bashers up as the game's heroes.