Replies

  • There is no doubt he is a phenomenon. Averages 64, which is second only to the Don. And the most unusual thing about him is the way he bats, which defies modern techniques.

    Here is an interesting bit of trivia for you. He has now scored 6 ashes hundreds in England. No England player has ever scored that many in England.

  • When you take out the first dozen or so tests when he was actually selected as a bowler his average is in the 80 plus area.

  • Who is he?

  • He's definately special. Teams just can't find a way to get him out.

    His technique is not in the cricketing books. Neither was Bradman's though.

  • Watched his whole innings last night/early this morning and his technique and mental fortitude is right outside of the ordinary. Nothing flamboyant about him, just goes on with his business and rarely faiis.

    He came into this season having miseed the first 7 months due to suspension and in a few months became the number 1 scoring batsman in the world of test cricket.  

    FMD, a 7 months handicap given to all test cricketers and he is now starting to blow them all out of the water, and all this after being terribly knocked out in the 2nd test and not playing in the 3rd test.

    FMD. Just wow, wow, wow, wowwwwwwwwww. 

  • The guy is a freak, watching him plkay is not like anything you will see in world sport anywhere, he is a different charachter that's for sure but man is he good.

  • Exactly Snake. I think Smith is the best batsman we've had since Bradman. Bats outside the box. So skilled, yet eccentric and unothodox.

    Didn't expect it when I first saw him play. Looked awkward at first.

    I must admit I was a huge fan of the Great West Indian top 3. Greenidge, Hayne, and Viv.

    Viv Richards is one of my all time favourite batsman. He was the gum-chewing King Of The Jungle. Never even wore a helmet. Oozed confidence, skill and domination. 

  • No idea who he is , but if he wears New Balance he better stay the fuck away from my kids . 

  • Weak lilly livered piece of SHIT! and now we call him a hero.

    No wonder this country is fuct.

    There for his own glory and pay packet.

    Bit like the NRL putting the wife bashers up as the game's heroes.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Eli Stephens replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
"It's Howarth and 400k or see you in court buddy 🤣"
4 minutes ago
Eli Stephens replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
"Hearing has now been pushed into March, Storm and Vlandys crying in a corner 🤣🤣"
5 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
"A Tripp to the Beach....I hope Matt kicks sand in his face and steals his girlfriend"
17 minutes ago
Eelovution replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
"So, the respective Chairmen, Messrs Beach and Tripp, are meeting to discuss a possible solution to avoid going to court. Glad it is Beach and not the previous chairman, McDuff."
42 minutes ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 replied to El patrón MDV's discussion OneEyedEels Tipping Comp
"Im in Vincent.  "
2 hours ago
Randy Handlinger commented on Randy Handlinger’s status
"Bob didn't like my rhyme."
2 hours ago
Adam Magrath commented on Randy Handlinger’s status
"It was a poor attempt at humour on my part which obviously missed the mark. I told you a while ago I get a giggle out of what you say on here."
5 hours ago
Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst replied to El patrón MDV's discussion OneEyedEels Tipping Comp
"I'm definitely in, if that's the case."
7 hours ago
Bob Smith commented on Randy Handlinger’s status
"Post less, you fcken scumbag."
10 hours ago
Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
"Randy, not sure.
Maybe the timing of any initial agreement(s) they made with ZL is already evident in the court discovery materials. Dunno.
I believe sealed subpoena documents were returned to the registrar today, with further material to be…"
11 hours ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Roy tannous's discussion Payne haas joins rabbits
"Literally Unbelievable.
As in, I don't believe it."
11 hours ago
DYNASTY.LOADING replied to Roy tannous's discussion Payne haas joins rabbits
"I reckon now is the time to offer Willison a contract. Force the Broncos to overpay to hold onto him. "
11 hours ago
BringBackSemi replied to Roy tannous's discussion Payne haas joins rabbits
"Just finished watching the Kenty podcast. Apparently Haas approached Souths on Friday, said they only had to match the Bronco's offer, and the contract was signed Sunday. Will be sitting here with popcorn over the next few days once he gets of the…"
11 hours ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
"Nitram, if we lose I think we will see the effect in more payers breaking contract for "reasons" in years to come and yes, we will still be here bleating about the injustice of it all and hating on Fucking Melbourne & Ugly Pete "
12 hours ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
"So all docs due tomorrow...Hello!!!
No word on wether Melb are joined?"
12 hours ago
Offside replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Purdue
"Player of real talent from what ive seen he maybe one of those decent running 5/8s who can do a job but as a centre is elite. A Jamie Lyon style but faster"
12 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2046

ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 321

 

Vale Vince Fawcett

I seem to remember him always being on the verge of becoming one of the great UK exports, had a bit of a cult following with Eels fans too.Am I right that he had a blinder for the Eels against GB one night busting the line and scoring a runaway…

Read more…
1 Reply · Reply by KENDOZA 17 hours ago
Views: 302

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>