Investment Advice from an Old Bastard

I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate advice they are given.

Take from it what you will but it is a good read regardless.

At 98-years-old, Charlie Munger still delivers the one-liners

Charlie Munger has been investing with Warren Buffett at Berkshire Hathaway since 1978. While Warren hosts the company’s Annual Shareholder Meetings, answering questions for hours, it is Charlie who delivers the acerbic wit. Given his wealth and age, nobody and nothing is off limits, sometimes to Warren’s chagrin. It makes for fine entertainment when he is prepared to speak the truth that others avoid.

Charlie was born on 1 January 1924, and to mark his 98th birthday, some of his one-liners are collected on this video. As the introduction says:

“Charlie Munger isn't just one of the greatest investors who has ever lived, he is also one of the few brilliant minds who basically has no filter. When he sees something which he thinks is wrongdoing or stupid, he just can't help but being opinionated and speak up about it.”

Let ‘er rip, Charlie

“Those of you who are about to enter business school or are there, I recommend you learn to do it our way but at least until you're out of school, you have to pretend to do it their way.”

“Warren, if people weren't so often wrong, we wouldn't be so rich.”

“I think you would understand any presentation using the word EBITDA, if every time you saw that word, you just substituted the phrase ‘bullshit earnings’.”

“I'm optimistic about life. I can be optimistic when I’m nearly dead. Surely the rest of you can handle a little inflation.”

“The best way to get what you want in life is to deserve what you want. How could it be otherwise? It's not crazy enough so that the world is looking for a lot of undeserving people to reward.”

“Everybody wants fiscal virtue but not quite yet. They're like that guy who felt that way about sex. He’s willing to give it up but not quite yet.”

“Well, you don't want to be like the motion picture executive in California. They said the funeral was so large because everybody wanted to make sure he was dead.”

“It was investment banker-aided fraud. Not exactly novel.”

“Sure, there are a lot of things in life way more important than wealth. All that said, some people do get confused. I play golf with a man he says, ‘What good is health, you can't buy money with it.’"

“Well, there are a lot of things I don't think about and one of them is companies that are losing $2-3 billion a year and going public.”

“In accounting, you can do things like they do in Italy when they have trouble with the mail. It piles up and irritates the postal employees. They just throw away a few cartloads and everything flows smoothly.”

“The general system for money management requires people to pretend that they can do something that they can't do, and to pretend to like it when they really don't. I think that's a terrible way to spend your life, but it's very well paid.”

“I can't give you a formulaic approach because I don't use one. If you want a formula, you should go back to graduate school. They'll give you lots of formulas that won't work.”

“As Samuel Johnson said famously, ‘I can give you an argument, but I can't give you an understanding.’"

“It's perfectly obvious, at least to me, that to say that derivative accounting in America is a sewer is an insult to sewage.”

“Competency is a relative concept. And what a lot of us need, including the one speaking when I needed to get ahead, was to compete against idiots. And luckily, there's a large supply."

“I don't like multi-tasking. I see these people doing three things at once and I think, what a terrible way that is to think.”

“I like cryptocurrency currencies a lot less than you do. And I think that professional traders who go into trading cryptocurrencies, it's just disgusting. It's like somebody else is trading turds and you decide ‘I can't be left out.'"

“Once I asked a man who just left a large investment bank and I said, ‘How's your firm make its money?’ He said, 'Off the top, off the bottom, off both sides and in the middle.'"

“Well, I would rather throw a viper down my shirt front than hire a compensation consultant.”

“I think I'm offended enough.”

 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

                  • You guys seen the old Fryers Club Roasts?

                  • She features in the roast that Krupty put up....legend comedian that everyone wanted to take the piss out of.

            • We know what drum you hold the beat to when you go to bed at night Seth.LOL

              I always remember Ava Gardner being interviewed after the film made in Mellbourne, "On the Beach" in 1959.....I was quiet young then so I must have read in a later book.....but her quote always stuck in my mind when she said if the end of the world was going to happen it would be most appropriately Melbourne, implying it was the arsehole of the world!

          • Thanks Pops I will put them on my watch list.I like historical war  films. This one is interesting Munich The Edge of War. The politics of war  and deception

             

        • Thought you would enjoy it Tad,

          I also stuffed the rest of the post trying to correct the date from 1983 to 1883 an old style western prequell to Kevin Costner's Yellowstone. Stars Sam Elliott.

          Also recommend Lucille Ball in Being the Ricardos (Kidman) is brilliant in it.

          Finally another show I really enjoyed was "Finch" a Tom hanks film about a guy dying and building a robot to look after his dog.....I cried unashamably at the end............. I read a review that said it lacked originality LOL

  • Charlie and Warren are legends, No doubt. From 1964 to 2020, Berkshire's stock delivered a compound annual growth rate of 20%. In comparison, the S&P 500 Index generated an annualized gain of 10.2% -- including dividends.

     Things are changing rapidly. If someone bragged they made 20% pa to the average Defi Degen they would be pretty unimpressed. That represents an OK week for the competent.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V'landyball: The Momentum Wars
"Coryn, well said. I'm all aboard the "urgent athlete", especially if they move the dial on ruck momentum.
In principle you're correct, about spreading the net as wide as possible.
But let's look at your body of evidence NZ RU developed to NRL. Let's…"
23 minutes ago
Parrafan101 replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
"Cool story bro!"
39 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V'landyball: The Momentum Wars
"That AB identity that everyone sucks cock about is under huge threat and has been for the last decade plus hence why it's the time to strike at the heart of the sport.
Its why the Warriors are attacking it at development and age grade high school…"
1 hour ago
Mallee57 replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
"Reckon Jack Williams will be a great captain. I have a good feeling that this Eels side might surprise and may even snatch a victory. I like Papali at 6 and will be interesting to see how Edwards goes "
1 hour ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V'landyball: The Momentum Wars
"You forgot a few names Botica Ridge Innes Kirwan Tiuigamala Ellis and I'm sure if I could be bothered there are plenty more that have made the switch successfully.
What I'm getting at here and always have been getting at if your not willing to have…"
1 hour ago
Parramanaic replied to Parra-all-the-way's discussion Cowboys rumoured signings
"I don't recall 1994...oh, that's right I was travelling thru Europe, even got to watch a EPL match between Chelsea and Man City, don't remember the score but man the poms can sing. And brawl."
2 hours ago
Poppa replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
"Chief, I hate reading lies and exaggerations.
This is the team that Ryles built, at every level from the player's he let go to the ones he obtained and then the Lomax exit. Not to mention his penchant for the development of our juniors and the…"
2 hours ago
Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V'landyball: The Momentum Wars
"Coryn, 
Looking at those great FB highlight reels of outstanding NZ rugby union talent you share regulary and we drool over like a kid in candy store, made me wonder: why do so few make it in the NRL? 
My first gut feeling was the All Black National…"
2 hours ago
Poppa replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
"No doubt about it Coryn, what would he earn in Europe?
Seeing those hightlights says to me the whole NRL Club scene must be blind! He apart from his enormous physical assets, actually has football skils and nounce.....a rare combination in any team.…"
3 hours ago
Poppa replied to Adam Hayne's discussion Will Penisini Gone
"Hey Daz and Nos, that idea of "fusing you two" makes for some interesting reflections.....unquestionably it would mean that the result is Presidential material and the smartest thing this site has ever seen.....
Now my further reflection Nos is that…"
3 hours ago
Poppa replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
"I give them a rough chance Graham, especially if Ponga doesn't play.
I actually called for Volkman at half and Joash alongside of him. Volkman has a kicking game (long) that is much better than Pezit's and I  think Joash will be a lot more involved…"
3 hours ago
Poppa replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
"Do you know anything about people and why they do certain things Parrafan, of all the comments of rubbish on here, that just about takes the cake!"
3 hours ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
"As I said, majority of coaches who have a world class roster make finals. Not all win a comp as I believe a great coach can be the difference but if you have a world class squad, average coaches make finals.
BA made finals 4 years straight with a…"
3 hours ago
Poppa replied to Richard Jackson's discussion Remember Rodney Hogg
"Interesting insight Richard, I didn't know all those little quirks and his games with Yallup.
Remember him and the series very well and he was a fine bowler. Maybe actually a bit quicker than medium fast!
Both being Victorian's would not have helped."
3 hours ago
HH - Love You Iongi Time! replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
"When we played Newcastle last round in 2025 Dylan Brown scored in the first minute then kicked a conversion in the last minute and we scored 66 in total.
Newcastle will be after retribution."
4 hours ago
Flow Basket replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
"Our future grand final winners right there .it's gona be one big combination "
4 hours ago
More…

Remember Rodney Hogg

Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…

Read more…
6 Replies · Reply by Poppa 3 hours ago
Views: 184

 

Injury Report Round 13

Looks like Simmonson will return this year, have lost Paulo for 8 weeks. Penisni for another 8-10 weeks and Moses is TBCInjury Report:Simmo - Round 23Will - Round 21-23Paulo - Round 21Mitch - TBCR Penisni - To return next weekFletcher & Tago - Round…

Read more…
11 Replies · Reply by Offside 19 hours ago
Views: 641

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>