Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.

They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.

Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait" feet.

Ryan Matterson has been asked to lead swimmers in the deeper surf and stay out there for awhile. Rumour has it he has a drum line attached to balance his movements.

We hope all our players have a safe trip......but we are Parramatta!!

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  • 9Ploppa has offered himself to become Lennox head's inaugural life guard for the Parramatta Eels and has brought his very own self inflatable rescue buoy if any Eels get into trouble.  Pop said its a well used apparatus and has patched up all orifices in case of air leaking 

     Pops has also sanitised her with bleach and disinfectants as he is aware that and std's would be a serious breach of nrl covid protocols

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