Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.

They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.

Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait" feet.

Ryan Matterson has been asked to lead swimmers in the deeper surf and stay out there for awhile. Rumour has it he has a drum line attached to balance his movements.

We hope all our players have a safe trip......but we are Parramatta!!

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  • 9Ploppa has offered himself to become Lennox head's inaugural life guard for the Parramatta Eels and has brought his very own self inflatable rescue buoy if any Eels get into trouble.  Pop said its a well used apparatus and has patched up all orifices in case of air leaking 

     Pops has also sanitised her with bleach and disinfectants as he is aware that and std's would be a serious breach of nrl covid protocols

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    • time to get some lube & tissues, can rub a quick one out on this lil' hottie

      • I must admit its hard for us old folks, they don't make dolls like they used......gawd I cannot see the area where you put the hose in?

        Its time's like this we need a couple of oldies but goodies!

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  • Surely moses just parts the sea... that'd fuck the noahs right up

     

    • good thinking fishy.....we need someone with your background to set this straight.....

      I have heard that parting the ways, is one of your specialties.

      • Yes, much better at that than parting my hair,  of which i have none.

        • When the receptical is so big and the brain so small, we should be careful how we judge you.

          One of my favourite scenes from "Young Frankenstein" is when Gene Wilder asks Igor (Marty Feldman) "exactly who's brain did you get" ......"Abbey someone" Abby who? ....hymmm Abbynormal?

           

          • That's me! Abby Normal 😋

            • Don't be too harsh on yourself Fishy......you are one of the great poster's on here!

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"Is Bloomfield the boom pick of them EA?"
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Coryn Hughes replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Moses Suli anyone?
"It why I bang on like I do looking elsewhere EA I've been watching what we are bringing in that department for the last 4-5 seasons and it just isn't pretty.
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Poupou Escobar replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Moses Suli anyone?
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EA replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Moses Suli anyone?
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10 hours ago
KENDOZA replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Moses Suli anyone?
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"Stevo it seems more likely that Da Silva is the preferred option, more game time the better for his development. With Edwards, who can do similar to Smith but with the added benefit of playing middle as well, he can have mor versitlity without…"
12 hours ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Moses Suli anyone?
"But you see DB frees Ponga up that's the key and at the sametime Holbrook is slowly but surely will turn him into that game controller all the flashy stuff can be left Ponga while DB goes through his maturation of learning how to run a side.He's…"
12 hours ago
Mitchy replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Moses Suli anyone?
"Yeah - well that is a matter of opinion Tin. Ponga for me is the danger; and you say earning his money....well thats ok but I would like to know how he earned it weekly with Parra. He played v inconsistently IMO but each to their own."
13 hours ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Moses Suli anyone?
"Suli is a analytics type of signing for not much money.
Read it how you will do we not have a shot at the top talent available.
Suli to me doesn't move the needle enough for me he's strong very straight linish and hasn't found a long term home now…"
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"To be honest the knights have DB and KP on pretty much the same money.
I like the Newcastle side purely because of the strike they pocess on both sides.
When DB was saying last week he thought he was a lifer at the Eels it breaks your heart seeing…"
13 hours ago
JC replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Moses Suli anyone?
"You are kidding right?, earning $1.3m you reckon?, more like he is earning the $900k he was on at parra and I was one of his biggest fans. Do you believe we should have matched the knights offer?."
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