Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these days? It was clearly a conspiracy and censorship! CLEARLY!

Which brings me to why it was TOTALLY FINE to censor me. Professors suck. Take it from me. All teachers are evil. OBVIOUSLY. 

What are you top reasons why those with educational qualifications suck? Why professors suck? Why teachers are evil?

I'll start. We indoctrinate the youth. Specifically, we encourage them to think and use evidence when thinking. This is evil. Also, we are elitists. Just better than all other swine by saying "ya know is that rooly true". This is bad. 

I'm calling for all mods to be banned for censoring me. This is not a contradiction because there are no contradictions. Why are you comparing different clauses in a sentence for consistency, that sounds like something a professor would do. And they're bad and evil. 

Top reasons why academics suck?

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          • Red herrings must be tasty as they're sustaining an entire culture war?

            • Empty calories 

              • Stick to the empty head!

      • Someone wrote this blog wondering why academics aren't as respected as they presumably should be. The reason is their appeal to their own authority. Even now, as degrees decline in value to the job market, the people selling them are trying to prop up the industry with promises of tEaChInG yOu HoW tO tHiNk NoT wHaT tO tHiNk!!!

    • Poupou, who told you that having an MA either gave you a right or obligation to "tell people ... about how they should live"?

      But let's imagine, just for arguments sake, your MA is in contract law. Poupou LLM. I say to you that Lomax is obviously going to slaughter the Eels in court because restraint of trade is illegal in Australia. Call me Mr Sovereign Citizen. You reply that your MA is sufficient grounds to tell me I am wrong, it's legal but the question is always reasonableness. 

      Have you told me how to live, or deployed subject specific knowledge to inform?

      PS: Reason 86 why teachers suck. They tend to be specific about stuff. 

      • So specific that you've created a thread about why academics suck? Do you mean all academics or just some of them? You haven't been very specific, and now you're retreating behind a not-all-academics deflection. Pure sophistry. This is why (some) academics suck. Not all of them, but the sample that does certainly includes you.

  • hiya darlins. idk don get why acedemic suck😕 .. idon like bullys n rude but.  my firs husban godbless wasa acedamic . quick in the ears, fun for talkin lots n theorys realy gud ,but  to quick everywher is to much . need foot on ground to 🤔

    • Hi Tes, good to see you back

          • Let me be clear. There is no-one here like Tes. We have only macey and Her Majesty representing the ladies. Tes is not gonna get slapped by me, I like her, and if folks wanna play too rough with her, well, I'll be running Defence for her...so you better bring yer helmet

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