Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these days? It was clearly a conspiracy and censorship! CLEARLY!

Which brings me to why it was TOTALLY FINE to censor me. Professors suck. Take it from me. All teachers are evil. OBVIOUSLY. 

What are you top reasons why those with educational qualifications suck? Why professors suck? Why teachers are evil?

I'll start. We indoctrinate the youth. Specifically, we encourage them to think and use evidence when thinking. This is evil. Also, we are elitists. Just better than all other swine by saying "ya know is that rooly true". This is bad. 

I'm calling for all mods to be banned for censoring me. This is not a contradiction because there are no contradictions. Why are you comparing different clauses in a sentence for consistency, that sounds like something a professor would do. And they're bad and evil. 

Top reasons why academics suck?

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  • I invite Randy and Poppa to edumakate us why academics suck and Mitchy to confirm teachers are evil. 

    • Cannot Confirm: Facts not in evidence

      • You stink, Randy. Look at that sentence not ending in a period. Shame. Shame!

        • You said "period"...more shame.

    • Prof Daz, I cannot confirm about the teachers being evil, as most in y experience are caring and somewhat kind; but I can tell you with some good knowledge that the standards overall have dropped.....and the curriculum in some areas been dumbed down. No conspiracy here. Education is all about the state politics of the day. 

      In NSW kids tend to drift to Private schools - stats support this. Why? Varied reasons but the parents I talk to mention discipline / teaching / uniform and also the 'riff raff'.

      Go parra

      • Hi Mitchy, you're a teacher, and One Nation says the school curriculum is now delivered by those with a woke agenda who hate Australia. Specifically, you hate Australia becasue you think climate change is caused by CO2 emissions, you're not stopping us getting swamped by Asians, and you give too many privileges to indigenous groups. So I don't know if we can trust you if you are woke and hate Australia and, although you want respectful relationships, Pauline says respectful relationships are bad. I actually don't understand why respectful relationships are bad, why I have to deny science, or why groups subject to racism are actually the big danger, but Pauline says it's all true AND THEREFORE YOU SUCK.

        Reason #47 why teachers suck: Because Pauline says so.

        PLEASE EXPLAIN

  • Interesting view Daz, as usual you make a lot of sense, but you are again showing your slip, whereas it should be neatly hidden away with only a hint of you actually wearing one.....

    Are all teacher's bad, no of course they are not, they are actually very much like Priests or to coin a phrase like the "curates egg".

    Of course what happen's to bad priests and teachers of other religions in the same vein, is they automatically think they have GOD on their side. This tends to make them very powerful in the eyes of the unwashed.

    So thank GOD (again) that we have teachers and professors that objectively stay away from political opinion and bias and just stick to the facts, at least until they know differently.  That way they can teach people to be objective in their views and not carry them around as excess baggage!

    • Fuck me, how rude are some old folks, comparing Teachers to Priests

      It's defamatory...you can't just go around calling good hardworking teachers pedophiles

      • I've seen a few in my time that ticked that box...

        • Randolph, comparisons are /can be odios....that said saying to "Old Folks" "fuck me" is not polite, Daz has never said that to me and he is a teacher/professor.....even when he was an aspiring priest?

          Milky on the other hand is a kind gentlemanly man with no vices......well that is what his wife said, when she told me to lie under the bed and don't say a word.

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