Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever. We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

"Ryley will be out for while I presume. Edwards bought to be that mitch kenny type player. I think ea is right on walker that arm is heavily strapped. Who plays walkers role?"

"Richard, I think all of us identify with the relentless negativity. For instance, it's highly likely almost every member of 1EyedEel would qualify as a 'highly identified fan'. That is, very strong connections to the team, versus say social or…"

"Clintorian, I was thinking the opposite. Play Yeo at prop. Yeo often plays first receiver at Panthers, to get Cleary or Talagi a little wider, but in SOO you cannot rely on that width trick giving you a staggered defensive line? Earlier ball to…"

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- - - Tad > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" November 24, 2020 at 10:42pm
      
      I am very careful of IT
- Tad > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" November 24, 2020 at 9:49pm
  - Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Tad November 24, 2020 at 10:09pm
    
    A frightening truth Tad.
    - Tad > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" November 24, 2020 at 11:04pm
      
      My wife always asks me questions. I say dunno. Does that make me smart?
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- Tad November 24, 2020 at 10:33pm
  
  haha Slugg---one of my favourite smart people who fits in with Sir Cols thoughts
  - Hector > Tad November 25, 2020 at 5:56am
    - Hell On Eels > Hector November 25, 2020 at 8:30am
      
      Lmao, Hector, classic gold.
      
      Did you find anything under the magnifying glass?
      - Tad > Hell On Eels November 25, 2020 at 8:45am
        
        Hmm fertilize maybe
      - Hector > Hell On Eels November 25, 2020 at 1:47pm
        
        Very little
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" November 25, 2020 at 12:16pm
  
  Must take you a long time to get home Slugg - go OUT to the west but come back from the East.
  
  Adds a new dimension to a round trip.