Eels Blogs

Warriors game next week is our grand final

We lose next week and it's just about season over in my opinion.Two from four or two from 5 will definitely make things extremely difficult, still having to play the Cowboys twice, Broncos twice, Roosters, Raiders, Melbourne and Dogs twice who aren't

Good one!

Ha, ha! Good one boys.Jokes on us.Good April fools performance!http://gph.is/16zpWo2

Isaac De Gois’ concussion battle could open the door for Nathan Peats at Eels

De Gois hasn’t played since suffering a concussion against the Gold Coast during a pre-season game in Darwi

The Sky isn't falling just yet

Believe it or not but we’re actually improving.

We were good in the first two rounds but the past three we’ve basically lost the games ourselves through stupid decision making (Offloads when not needed), plain stupidity (Semi today), weak defence on

Nathan Brown @ Lock Is Where He Should Play Forevermore

Once his 80 minute fitness improves, and it will over the next 8 rounds, we have our long-term 13 locked in. He was our best player against Raiders this evening. He's a beauty. 

Non whingers do discus.....   

Bevan French long term fullback?

It's easy to forget this guy is only 21 years old. This guy is a superstar make no mistake and will be long term. He was superb under the high ball tonight and they definitely tested him. Fantastic effort to set up Jennings for the 2nd half try and h

The only change I make is a new defensive coach

Our defense let us down tonight so why does the defensive coach not get out on notice. Also must mention our wrestling coach. We seem to be the only team in the NRL who loses the wrestle in the ruck every week. If we win the wrestle it will slow the

Get Well Captain

Usual match day blogger Captain C. Normz has been under the weather this week and unable to provide his regular match day preview.On behalf of all readers who appreciate his preview, I'd like to wish him a speedy recovery. We all look forward to the

Inspirational clip

BA should play this before every game. They will never lose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSDhhZtRwFU

April Fools Jokes

Kieran Foran on the verge of re-signing with the Parramatta Eels.

Buzz Rothfield , Daily TelegraphMarch 31, 2017 11.30pm.Kieran Foran is believed to be on the verge or resigning with the Parramatta Eels, the club which had realeased the player only seven months prior.Foran is yet to decided his future but only need

What's the news on Ben Matulino

too expensive for us? I think we should definitely look into him. We're not going to get a half this year and the hooker is still the main priority but we're still one great forward short. 

LETS GET RID OF OUR UP AND UNDER ON THE 5TH TACKLE

Last week against the Sharks it never worked once. We  would be better either kicking deep or a grubber over the line. The only exception maybe is when we are no more than 30metres out and we try  an up and under for Semi. However not too many.

SBW To Join Eels Dean Ritchie 1st Aptil 2017

SBW To Join Eels 

Dean Ritchie

1st Aptil 2017

Link: http://rupertmurdochhateseelsnewslimitedconspiraciesnrlcontrolled.com.au

SBW to join Eels due to nearest Mosque being in Auburn. Sonny is moving to Parramatta in hope he bears the virgin birth as told t

Parra 60 Canberra 4

April fools

Man of the match

Dally M 3 points goes to semi lol!!

Ba

I wonder he said at half time

OFFICIAL: Eels re-sign Moeroa until end of 2019

Live stream/link

Boa tarde to the tech heads from the land of the bunda and marching powder.Does anyone have a link for todays game?... well will be 3am here if I can keep the eyes open.

Semi you cost us the game

Arthur needs to send him to Wenty next week fucken hopeless