Eels Blogs

Seriously. No excuses tonight. Panicking, rushing plays, and Storm decimated with injuries. Here is an example of the difference between the coaches

As above 

Were an American Couple Killed by Isis While Trying to ‘Prove Humans Are Kind’?

Americans Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan were killed in Tajikistan while cycling through "Isis territory" in order to vindicate their belief in human kindness.

A progressive young American couple was killed in an Islamic State-claimed terrorist attac

CHANGING THE ENTIRE BACKLINE MIDGAME

Not Fkning needed BA.

Theyre busted and down to 12 men. Geez he is such a bloody useless coach. Cant wait till the next NRL.com article where he admits his mistakes. Absolute potato. 

Milking

I hate fekking milking in games. Munster was good at it.

Dean Richie

According to dean Richie it’s a two horse race to between the eels and the dogs to pick up Corey Oates , wish we could pick him up

The small flicker of hope now gone.

Back to reality Eel fans. Any other team would have punished the Storm tonight. They were there for the taking. So many injuries, Smith gone, player in the bin yet we had absolutely nothing to offer. Nothing! Halves did fuck all. We just scored manag

ANOTHER DEBUTANT TONIGHT

Debutant NRL numbers 4 & 5 for the season is taking place tonight for us.

We knew about Oregon Kaufusi, but heard it here first Ray Stone will make his NRL debut tonight. Tim Mannah will not play still injured so it seems. 

Hayne

C’arn Parra sign him up now.

Dave Taylor vs Erin Molan

Tepai Morea Tops Off The Evening

After the annihilation of the Dragons when no other player went that far down the field (Nathan Brown got close but not close enough), Tepai Morea crossed over one of the underground entrances into the western stands towards a tiny bunch of kids, tee

Rate the NRL EMBLEMS Best to worst.

Rate the NRL emblems from best to worst, id like to hear your thoughts.

Are you into the modern look or traditional retro or vintage?

From Best to worst.

1. Eels, classic traditional round shield, love the artwork and colours, best emblem in HISTORY.

2.D

Ricky Stuart

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/nrl/mark-riddell-fires-shot-at-canberra-raiders-20180815-p4zxm7.html

Ricky Stuart's credentials being questioned by Piggy.

"How can [McGregor] be criticised when I look at the Canberra Raiders and see the Canberra

Haynes Dream

NO this is not a piss take. The Hayne dream has been a joke for a few years now but I wonder just how good he could be if his dream was to take the Eels to a GF every season until he retires. Watching him lately has been awesome, He seems to be in cr

Wenty and our Jersey Flegg teams win their weekend games.

French was playing at Fullback and scored the first try

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2018/08/13/magpies-hold-on-for-thrilling-victory-over-bears/

Jersey Flegg report

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2018/08/13/baby-eels-slay-dragons/

Good weekend w

Internal review update

I've had a chat to some of my sources in the club regarding the state of the internal review, how it's structured and how the heads of the review are approaching it. 

Make no mistake, big changes will occur as a result of this review from what I've h

Loyalty- Brad Arthur

A few days ago, I wrote a short blog about loyalty. Following all the reports about coach's being sacked or wanting out, I look at Parramatta's hard year on the field with fans, players and the coach's disappointment and the one thing that really sta

Parramatta target ANZAC Day for New Stadium Opener

Source : Daily telegraphEELS TARGET ANZAC DAY FOR STADIUM-OPENERParramatta are hoping to open their new home with a blockbuster Anzac Day clash against the Wests Tigers next year, new chairman Sean McElduff has revealed.With the $300-million western

Wenty stats rd 22

Good win by Wenty, with youngsters dominating. Kaufusi 72mins, 33 tackles over 120 m running. Stone 26 tackles 141 m in 57 mins. 18 year old Stefano Utiokumanu 87 m and 18 tackles in 30 mins, Haze Dunster 90 m for a thin built winger.

However, one gla

Cam Smith Tackle

Can anyone that saw Cam Smiths tackle on Feki explain how the hell he gets off with nothing. Smith did everything he could to do damage & I just can't believe it's not even being looked at. Storm & Bronco's players are obviously trained in techniques

NRL: Parramatta Eels target Anzac Day blockbuster for stadium-opener

https://wwos.nine.com.au/2018/08/15/13/44/eels-target-anzac-day-for-stadium-opener

Parramatta are hoping to open their new home with a blockbuster Anzac Day clash against the Wests Tigers next year, new chairman Sean McElduff has revealed.

With the $30