What's the best excuse your missus has given you?

Sex and trouble between the spreadsheets

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Men are from Mars. That's a given. Women are from Venus. That's even more of a given (but don't say so because you know how they overreact). And the darkly hilarious marriage spreadsheet that's just

Watmough won't be released by Manly!

And that's how you run a football club. Manly won't release Choc because they don't pay players, to play against there own team Manly. Unlike us who are forking out $750 000 on players that ain't at the club. So no Choc at Parra next year!!

Taylor stays at centre for Titans

Hope we are attacking and not defending
Think he is on Hoppa's side
That will test his shoulder

Titans

1 Kevin Gordon
2 Anthony Don
3 James Roberts
4 Dave Taylor
5 Kalifa Faifai Loa
6 Brad Takairangi
7 Daniel Mortimer
8 Luke Douglas
9 Beau Falloon
10 N

moeroa FYI from parra website

http://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2014/07/20/moeroa_shocked_by_debut.html

Plays like pitbull

Talks like a Kiwi Hippie

Like the bit about Sandow

Rise To The Top

I have been given an invitation to attend an Eels training session July 30

at Pirtek Stadium Parramatta. I intend to accept that invitation provided my motorised wheelchair, oxygen bottles and electronic voice decoder are in good working order. It is

Have FAITH in BA!

I see BA has named a basically unchanged side for this week.

I've also noticed the barrage of negative comments surface about him in recent weeks.

I can totally understand this response but I believe there are reasons.

Obviously injuries have taken thei

NYC team VS Titans

1. Corey Makelim

2. Leva Li

3. Nathan Davis

4. John Folau

5. Halauafu Lavaka

6. Dylan Izzard

7. Zach Dockar-Clay (c)

8. Jordan Muna

9. Joey Lussick

10. Tepai Tepu-Smith

11. Tyrell Fuimaono

12. Josh Aloiai

13. Jeff Markus

Interchange:

14. Paula Kaufusi

15. Alex Twal

NRL Team List: Round 20

Head Coach Brad Arthur has named his Dyldam Parramatta Eels side to take on the Gold Coast Titans on Saturday at CBUS Super Stadium.

Fullback Jarryd Hayne again captains the side, while youngster Tepai Moeroa retains the number twelve jersey after a s

Wenty team vs Steelers

1. Ken Sio

2. Justin Hunt

3. Fabian Goodall

4. Api Pewhairangi

5. Bureta Faraimo

6. Ryan Matterson 

7. Luke Kelly

8. Mitch Allgood

9. Liam Foran

10. Daniel Alvaro

11. Pat Mataele

12. Lorenzo Ma'afu

13. Sam Gorman

Interchange:

14. Ben Jones

15. Walter Vaeau

16. Isaac

Coaches and Their Favourite Players

Something that we have always had to suffer at the Eels has been our recent coaches having favourite players that made no sense to us as supporters.

Some that come to mind were Brian Smith and his affection for Daniel Irvine and Ben Kusto. Daniel Ande

#RaceTo20K

I see we are at 19,417 members which is brilliant.

Two questions.

    1. Any idea of how many members Bulldogs are up to?

    2. What was the bet, when Bulldogs lose what happens?

please be positive with BA

We don,t want him to look like this at the end of the season

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Opinion: Changes are needed BA....

Its crunch time now. Another loss this week and Parra may as well start planning for Cancun, Vegas or wherever they are heading for Mad Monday. I get that BA is 'building something' and seems loyal to various players AND there is the issue of the 21-

Krisnan Inu

Apparently we are bringing this dipstick back, if anyone watched the game lastnight he was absolutely horrid, especially defensively, the worse thing is next week he will play out of his skin. Its a no from me.

Steve Sharp applies for AVO against Leabeater

PARRAMATTA chairman Steve Sharp has applied for an Apprehended Violence Order (AVO) against former teammate and 1986 grand final winner, Terry Leabeater.

In latest bout of drama to beset the perennially dysfunctional Eels, two police officers served L

Rugby League of the Future

No punching on. No shoulder charges. No calling each other anything politically incorrect .. Our game could be like this in 20 years!http://youtu.be/cl98-HwR15s

Parra & West Tigers

Saw both Parra & WT play this weekend & boy what a contrast. Both have similar makeups in their squad with a mixture of experienced & young players but that is where the comparison ends.

WT forwards passed the ball at every opportunity, Parra very inf

Lote Tuqiri to sit one week out for Crusher Tackle

SOUTH Sydney winger Lote Tuqiri is facing a week on the sidelines for a crusher tackle on Parramatta’s Jarryd Hayne.

Tuqiri will miss the Rabbitohs’ round-20 match with Canberra next Monday night if he takes the early guilty plea to the grade-two dang

Players on the exit at Manly

From subtle yet not informative comments made on MMM tonight is that Matai, B Stewart and Watmough have all asked to be released front their current contractual obligations with the Sea Eagles. Where there is smoke there is usually fire and this just