30th man

Total radio silence coming from the transfer front.

Will Waqa Blake be signing or someone else?

Losing MJ until round 21 is a big blow as we're shallow for good centre options. OK there's Ethan Parry but he's nothing more than a project. After that it'

Round 15 Squad Prediction

Seeing as today is Team List Tuesday I figured we'll see who can guess BA's 21 man squad for this week's clash against the Raiders. Simple post your 1-21 in the comments below. Here's mine:

1. Gutherson

2. Sivo

3. Jennings

4. Hoffman

5. Ferguson

6. D

The importance of winning the forwards battle.

We all saw how QLD got on top of NSW after they started bashing the NSW pack on about the 30th min mark in game 1.

Again we saw the intent the NSW pack this time with Maloney, Cook and Teddy running amok after good forward metres and quick play the ba

Kyle Flanagan to the Chooks

Maybe a strategic mistake on the part of the Sharks?- getting SJ?

Hope we do better 

The need for balance

If there's one thing the best sporting sides have, it's balance. In any sport, a well-balanced team is going to perform well consistently over a side with one or two brilliant players and the rest being mediocre.

In Rugby, you see it in the All Black

Parramatta Eels 2019 Mid-Season Review

Ladder Position: 8

Wins: 7

Losses: 7

Points: 14

Byes: 0

Overall mark: C+

The Eels came into the season following a dreadful 2018 that saw them run dead last, leaving head coach Brad Arthur's future under a cloud.

Parramatta quickly set about quashing

Getting out of trouble -Tactics

We've seen numerous times this year, our defence under the pump pretty much on the goal line, managing to take possession after a couple sets of brave defending, we take 4-5 hit ups in the middle third and then followed by a hail mary with MM kicking

Has Kane Evans silenced his critics?

Kane has been villified like no other, but his recent efforts have shown him to be a solid 1st grader, Do you agree?

Maika Sivo- The Revelation

What a find he has been. Kudos to BA for that. The Panthers must be kicking themselves for having him stolen from under their noses.

He does remind us of Semi and like Semi destructive running wingers are greatly sort. If I'm not mistaken we've signed

Match Report: Eels vs Brisbane

The Parramatta Eels have put themselves back on track and claimed their place in the eight with a dominant 38 to 10 win against what was admittedly a woeful Brisbane.

Once again the Eels produced their best in their return to Bankwest Stadium, and Br

BA Finally Picked The Right Team

It wasn’t surprising to see our best performance of the season without our weakest players:

• Tepai Moeroa 
• Brad Takairaingi
• Will Smith 
• Daniel Alvaro

These players have consistently shown that they are not first grade players. It’s good to see that Brad Ar

Cleary

Watching the panthers tonight it's hard to see why Nathan cleary was ever picked for origin. He was a passenger to maloney who I believe would be an improvement in selection for origin. Maloney was the half putting the right kicks in and taking contr

Mods To The Rescue

Can the mods please stop bonking their partners or reading the racing guide and fix this important security issue. 

Low blow forces forgotten Eel to retire

Analysis Of Tepai Moeroa

At just 18 years of age Tepai Moeroa burst on to the scene in 2014. A hard-hitting, hard-running, future NRL great it seemed. It's been 5 years and we are still yet to see anything close to him reaching his once massive potential. In my opinion his a

Will the N.R.L. appointed board be more successful than a members selected board?

I would suggest that the N.R.L. would be more impartial as their decision is not affected by factionalism. 

Where is my 'Brissyeel was Wrong" blog?

In his 'Calling out Frankie Fong" blog, Brissyeel made a promise to the winner of a debate. What do you good folk reckon? Did i win? I don't give a Fcuk about Fcong, but if I won I want my prize goddamnit

Which Players Do We Keep And Buy To Suit How Brad Arthur Wants His Squad To Play Intensely And Successfully Week In Week Out - Example v Storm 2017 Semi

Melbourne Storm were 'rattled' by Parramatta Eels, says Cameron Munster

By Roy Ward Updated

Melbourne Storm star Cameron Munster admits his side were "rattled" by the Parramatta Eels during their qualifying final and he won't be shocked if the Eels mak

JUSTIN HOLBROOK

He is tthe solution to our coaching dilemna

 Had great results as a Parra junior coach, was very successful as assistant coach at Roosters, and has coached St HELENS IN uk to the top of the ladder in each of his years as their head coacH

Knowws our are

Swearbox. After that, we all need to shake our fist at the heavens and abuse He who hates us

Lets get our collective mindless abuse out.

I'll start.

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