We've Proven We Can Play For 80 Minutes With Confidence Keeping Everything Simple While Grinding Out Victory - This Is The GF Standard Required To Go On And Win This Years Premiership

We are the dark horse looming over the NRL horizon and all contenders for this years premiership will now be looking over their shoulders dreading the thought of having to play us, particularly @ Parra Stadium. Go the Eels. 

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Eels vs Knights 3, 2, 1

Yes!! Nothing sweeter than killing the Knights' season. Hate those pricks! Pretty good game overall. Nice and composed. Piss off Tepai now please.

3. Moses

2. Lane

1. N. Brown

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How Two Test Cricketers Convinced Nathan Brown To Choose Footy

 

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Brad Arthur We Still Haven't Nailed 80 Minute Performances

Parramatta Eels coach Brad Arthur says his team isn't getting ahead of themselves thinking…

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Ex-Panther Loving Life As An Eel - Waqa Blake Says Kane Evans Is A Pest, A Top Bloke And Does Anything For The Team And Made His Job Easier Getting To Know All The Boys

Parramatta Eels new face Waqa Blake admits it was tough to leave Penrith, but he’s now very happy with the…

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How Lane almost lost part of his finger

Getting used to being a real mad-man, an Eels destroyer of the opposition. Nothing like really spilling blood for the cause, especially when you are willing to sever arteris, damage nerves and spill lots and lots of blood.…

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Enforcer's simple Eels farewell sums up lasting legacy

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Hall of Fame Nominees

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How The Eels Can Win This Years Premiership And How Eels Fans Can End The Reign Of The Organised Crime Syndicate Ruining Our Great Game Since Super League First Appeared In One Fatal Blow

With our current squad, we are not and we will never have in place for the rest of this season the same defensive and attacking structures the likes of the Storm and the Roosters have in place.

Our only real strengths that can tip the apple…

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Finals home match protocol

I don't want to get ahead of myself but I'm curious. IF the Eels get a home quarter final, do we get to decide where we host the match, or do the NRL decide for us? I know in ages past the club was always allowed to keep it at home, but correct…

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The World Is Coming To An End The World Is Coming To An End The World Is Coming To An End So Says All The Fucked Up Eels Doubters

We can win all our remaining games v

Knights @ Home 

Titans @ Cshit

Dogs @ Home

Broncos @ Suncorp

Manly @ Home…

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Life as an Eel off to the perfect start for Blake

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