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"Its also fair to admit you don't understand what an option is HKF"
"Do we have the option of dominating and winning? All signs are we need to scrap with what we can get (Kellt, JDB, 1yr pezet) or overpay in both yrs and $$$. The AI may have matched Dylboobs deal for fear of overcaution. That would be worse"
"Garbage poppa, player options through other clubs are very minimal, at there peak in 2024 the eels had by far the most with 7 players under contract with player options, the next most was the raiders with 3, some other clubs had 2 or 1 with others…"
"I think flanno is a pretty good coach but he basically needs an allstar team to get wins. Doesn't seem like he's a good development coach,"
"That's exactly what it is, he's looking to buy any name value player he can and hope it turns the club around. But it takes alot more then that to change a club "
"Randy, on Face value you would be right, but i find it interesting that AI takes that one step further when trying to identify "what they do wrong compared to other clubs like Penrith, Storm and Roosters.
Ai identifies that being cautious and trying…"
Ai identifies that being cautious and trying…"
"We just wait patiently for the renewed 5-yr plan that gets restarted every year"
"Flannagan is overrated and too old school. He has some good coaching skills for sure but I reckon Ryles has a better method, style and approach. I don't KK will make that much of a difference at the Dragons. Apparently Souths aren't waiving the 10…"
"Haha true.. did you see how Gutherson got ran around easily in every game. Gutherson is a desperate buy and on close to a million.
Dragons are a basket case. Flanno is at desperation stakes to save himself. Almost got the spoon this season "
Dragons are a basket case. Flanno is at desperation stakes to save himself. Almost got the spoon this season "
"They fail because:
They’re late
They’re cautious
They’re trying to be “smart” in a ruthless market.
Of those I can only criticize being late. The other two could be seen as good attributes to possess"
They’re late
They’re cautious
They’re trying to be “smart” in a ruthless market.
Of those I can only criticize being late. The other two could be seen as good attributes to possess"
"They've already gone out and bought Gutho Val Cookie and now Keon on decent money. It takes more then just buying random players to build a culture. Their halves are Atkinson and Flanno and 35 year old Gutho is the fullback 😂 club is going nowhere "
"No but I can promise you, he will be the first of a few others to jump to the dragons. Good players attract other good players. Shit players don't attract anything but flies.
Flanno may not be as good as Ryles but he understands what is required to…"
Flanno may not be as good as Ryles but he understands what is required to…"
"GM, you have a crack at Poppa every chance you get but now you squeal to authority? You say what you like then bleat about the unfairness of it all? Have your comments been deleted? Do you want him cancelled? I get that you have a hard-on for the…"
"I think Kelly might have a career season under Ryles and playing next to ado Carr, rate that signing. JDB might be more a mentor role for the younger middles and play 25-30 min a game. Cheap but can't hurt you "
"Well thats worked out well for this club the last few decades.
Historically, we have bought minimal top line players who are premiership hardened or ready. If we ever want to win one, we need a mix of jnrs and top tier talent. We don't have it and…"
Historically, we have bought minimal top line players who are premiership hardened or ready. If we ever want to win one, we need a mix of jnrs and top tier talent. We don't have it and…"
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Let's Ask !!
I find myself sitting around watching the cricket after the Christmas Festivities, and I'm stewing on the perception that we are missing out on real talent that our coach wants, and missing out with way too much regularity and consistency. The…
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Does anyone know what Jack Williams contract is worth ?
Just wondering ?? I'm sure it's not anywhere close to 1 million. But he is a damn good middle and glad we got him
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St. George Illawarra Dragons secure Keaon Koloamatangi on long-term deal
St George Illawarra have landed a huge recruitment scalp by securing Australian star Keaon Koloamatangi to a long term near $5 million deal.It is understood that Koloamatangi has told the Dragons he will join the club from 2027 on a five year deal.…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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