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"Correct very much doubt he'll be back to his best."
"Well then for 500k a year amd can play anywhere in the backs is a farkin bargain."
"Won't happen, because we just announced a Jnr upgrade 😝"
"Maybe if he's offered a centre spot, that would be the big carrot. As for the rest of the 2027 backline, I'd go with Samrani over Nanva for the wing/centre."
"NOS I would have Jenkins on the wing. He is lethal in the air. Moses kicking to him would be a great attacking option for us!"
"If we didn't have Brian Kelly I'd suggest him instead. But we've already got that one sorted."
"Jenkins is a year older than Tago and has played 61 less games."
"The reason would be price. A team will pay overs, we would too, hoping he will continue his form. "
"He is a product of his elite center next to him. There is a reason Penrith are willing to part ways. They could offload Tago or the like to keep him. "
"We should have just told Dylan to stay or else we would end his civilization"
"Unfortunately i agree Clintorian. If anything he will miss some of next year."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Jenkins to the Eels?
Some early Friday morning scuttlebutt on Facebook saying Eels have made an offer to sign Thomas Jenkins from the Panthers. I really have no idea if this is true or the validity behind the rumours, but this is a signing I can definitely get behind.…
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Who wins and by how many ??
I don't know what to call this blog, but jesh, a combination of both these sides would get close to winning a compNot saying they would fit under the cap, but there are so many players in team 1, who if the right reigns were pulled, could still be…
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Araz Nanva signs Top 30 Contract for 2027
The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that emerging outside back Araz Nanva has extended his contract with the club for a further year and will be elevated to the Top 30 squad for the 2027 NRL season.An Eels junior, Nanva’s extension comes on…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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