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"I don't know what people see in Guymer, he is a fill in at best. We should be aiming higher. "
"We can assume the worst, or maybe we're mind-readers, but how exactly are we so sure Ryles is “passing the buck” on the refs?
He gets peppered with refereeing questions practically every week. Maybe, just maybe, he was surprised he wasn’t asked. Or…"
He gets peppered with refereeing questions practically every week. Maybe, just maybe, he was surprised he wasn’t asked. Or…"
"Reality check ain't it.
... and as Ryles said eight players with under twenty games experience. Name another side in thst boat slashing the top or any fg sides?
press all last week blabbing about the injury struck broncos...omg! Give us a break."
... and as Ryles said eight players with under twenty games experience. Name another side in thst boat slashing the top or any fg sides?
press all last week blabbing about the injury struck broncos...omg! Give us a break."
"So happy tigers lost. But it shows how much injuries make a difference. Tigers got a few out and they got 50 put on them. "
"Why not both plus 1 ;) but it gonna be hard to hold a young player with png links :(
dreamin' much today :)
pleased wests got beat by as much as we do "
dreamin' much today :)
pleased wests got beat by as much as we do "
"He is a dream but just can't see him coming down here for us less than 1.2M and even then to we cellar dwellers. Be nice but he gonna get huge offers from Perth and png too. Only thing is if he ain't an Aussie citizen he pays tax on png money so…"
"fuck even if it's 1M I am giving to him. "
"Get Herbie. Pay the 1M idc if people thinks it's overs. Still will need another outside back with him. Don't need another edge. Sua and Petrus starting edge. Got Williams and Kautoga as depth and even Guymer and Latu. Find an elite middle too. "
"Lucas will play Origin. If we can land Herbie it would create a snowball effect. Players like Lucas will go to another level playing along side someone like him. If we can land these two players along with Sua, we only need to find an experienced…"
"Nah don't get Lucas if you have Sua and Petrus. Well if Petrus stays "
"We have absolutely no chance of not paying overs. Our position on table, current roster and new players seals it well and truly. Yes, accept it all."
"Funny just read that talks with Lucas have stalled, and they are saying that he going to open market...they reckon he can command 950K! Apparently Isaac his manager. Help cousin Moses out :)
guess they are gonna focus on Best and others.
think we…"
guess they are gonna focus on Best and others.
think we…"
"it wont matter who we buy or how many, if we don't get our systems and attitude right "
"Hey Pops, how's the recovery going? Pops, we never had to match the offer from Newcastle to keep Dylan, we just had to offer something ($$ or years) to remove the clauses in his contract, as we did with Mitch Moses - an extra year at 1.2m/1.3m or…"
"I told them get fucked you wankers . Didn't make any difference. Pricks"
"Penisini can play tonight but also is not gifted in terms of catching or passing. He played against Warriors like the games against Dogs and Manly had zapped his stamina? I wonder if Kelly is just trying tooo hard to make "the big plays" because he…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Eels ask for Sua 2026
EELS ASK DRAGONS FOR SU’A IN 2026!Reports circulating that the Parramatta Eel’s have made new discussions with the Dragon’s to allow Eel’s new signing for the 2027 season Jayden SU’A join the club early in 2026, off the back of many injuries this is…
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Good listen this..Roosters.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2018400162413664/?fs=e&fs=eStraight foward but accurate in how it should be run whose what and where.
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R and R restore some faith.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1562395648576886&set=a.271493397667124&type=3Heres an opportunity for a squad that's bleeding and needs help get Jaydn Sua post 27 by all means necessary.This shouldn't be that hard to do St George are in more…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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