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"Here's a few more for us Chiefy . Just admit it we have been Cursed since 86 😂"
"Pezet has no excuse with Russel and Fox on his outside this week."
"Not in my books. He should be wiped from the club's history imo"
"Kotoni staggs already saying they will target pezet in attack. Saying we feel we will get some joy down that edge."
"The Broncs also got flogged last week and for me we couldn't have got them at a worse time.
They are more athletic bigger faster and stronger than us.
The only key indicators for me are footy basics high completion get to your kick and all the 1%…"
They are more athletic bigger faster and stronger than us.
The only key indicators for me are footy basics high completion get to your kick and all the 1%…"
"Tim Mannah at his peak always used to find his front and had the penchant for getting quick play the balls that's a must in the modern game.
Id take him over Cayless who was a bit of a plodder IMO
Me to I'd also take both RCG and Jnr over Cayless."
Id take him over Cayless who was a bit of a plodder IMO
Me to I'd also take both RCG and Jnr over Cayless."
"I am glaad he is not at the club anymore but does it feel harsh that Gutho wont get a spot in this team?"
"I wonder if Ice will get the 17 spot. I guess it depends if he was here for long enough"
"Next you'll be worrying about walking under ladders 🪜 "
"Nothing like a schooner of reality "
"I think we'll see a much better performance. It wasn't skill or lack of football nouse in both attack and defence that brought us undone, it was purely fatigue brought on with a combination of sin bins, flamboyant passing and crazy offloads.
I…"
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"Last year 2 teams who got flogged in round 1 bounced back in round 2 while 2 got beaten. There are also plenty of examples of teams being flogged winning the following week.
Last year Roosters got beaten 50-14 round 1 against broncos then beat…"
Last year Roosters got beaten 50-14 round 1 against broncos then beat…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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1eE Modern day Eels team: Bench Props
Dylan Walker narrowly edged out Daniel Wagon for the Utility spot.Now onto Bench Props where the best two will get on the bench.https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/PSSXZSS 1. Hayne2. Burt3. Lyon4. Tahu5. Radradra6. Brown7. Moses8. Cayless9. Marsh10.…
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The 50+ Statistic
I found this statistic interesting and wasn't aware it was a 113 year record. Can the Eels make history by breaking this record and also a 40 year drought? Let's hope so. Records are meant to be broken. Strangely enough the Eels were Newcastle…
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Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
1. Isaiah Iongi 2. Bailey Simmonson 3. Will Pensini 4. Sean Russell 5. Josh Addo-Carr 6. Jonah Pezet 7. Mitchell Moses (c) 8. Jack Williams 9. Ryley Smith 10. Junior Paulo 11. Kelma Tuilagi 12. Kitione Kautoga 13. Jack De Belin Interchange: 14.…
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1eE Modern day Eels team: Utility, no.14
Ok so the starting 13 is finally decided and done.Luke Burt will partner Semi Radradra on the Wings.Now onto the bench, the way this will work to make it not so convoluted, i will make it a proper bench with a Utility, 2 middles and an edge. First…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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