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"Ive said it before the gut feeling is we are going to get shafted which ever way it goes "
"Cannibal Zac"
"Is Zac about to become the NRL owned "V'Landys controlled" Papua New Quinea Chiefs first Marquee Signing on $1.5 million tax free $$$$.
I think there is even more in this!"
I think there is even more in this!"
"What a hypocrite! His 10 year ban had absolutely nothing to do with any time factor! If ANY NRL player makes a deal with R360 it's a 10 year ban!!! Regardless of time, who the player has nothing to do with it! This is all about V'Landys helping the…"
"V'Landys said he'll see what the Courts say. Whatever the judge rules, everyone has to abide by it, even V'Landys. V'Landys can't simply ignore the Judge.All V'Landys said was he wants the best players in the NRL. He never said he'll ignore the…"
"I really hope that the court rules we have his rights to play in NRL for the next 3 years.
What will that ugly cunt Vlandys do then, register a contract against the court ruling?"
What will that ugly cunt Vlandys do then, register a contract against the court ruling?"
"Vlandy does not even give value to his words. As they say in say, "palabra de honor". If one cannot honour his words, then he is worth nothing. Just shows his true character. I hope Parra and Athrur Moses just give it to them and do not bend down…"
" Purple swollen ankles to u peter💨"
"💯 it stinks and I hope Parra blow the bs wide open. I just feel the judge will rule in Lomax's favour unfortunately."
"This is f#@kd The nrl need to be supporting us on this. Im just about over the corruption in this game.
Fuck vlandys, fuck his double chin and fuck his horse face, hypocrite scumbag"
Fuck vlandys, fuck his double chin and fuck his horse face, hypocrite scumbag"
"He keeps his lies in his neck pouch
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"So they recognise Lomax is part of the contingent of our best players in the game, a marquee player with an extraordinary skill set. Why are we are being laughed at by asking for Coates as an asking price for Lomax to be in a Storm jersey?
Corporate…"
Corporate…"
"Corruption in before our eyes"
"Weasel.
Peter Vlandys
Is a Weasel
Is a Weasel
Is a Weasel
Peter Vlandys Is a Weasel
Is a Weasel
Is a Weasel
Peter Vlandys Is a Weasel"
Peter Vlandys
Is a Weasel
Is a Weasel
Is a Weasel
Peter Vlandys Is a Weasel
Is a Weasel
Is a Weasel
Peter Vlandys Is a Weasel"
"lol they won't do that. Why? Cause it's Melbourne we need them good in the game. But remember according to fans they are the punching bags."
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Bellamy extends 2028 - Ryles finishes 2028
Melbourne will have their eyes on Ryles there's absolutely no doubt. If i were Sarantinos and the board I'd be in talks right now to extend Ryles. Ryles will turn this club around the longer he is here the better we'll get. Every player he's…
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New training shirt with suburbs
Does anyone know if Carlo ( carlingford) the birthplace of her royal highness is on there I can't tell from pics
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Storm to face hefty bill if star loses Eels court fight
A high-stakes court spat over embattled NRL player Zac Lomax could mean Melbourne Storm end up with a hefty legal bill instead of the star on their team.Four-time premiers Parramatta Eels have filed legal proceedings to stop their under-contract…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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