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"Got to do something in the back 5 Iongi can't do it by himself the teams also leaking points at a record clip.I have no doubt the kitchen sink will be needed to be thrown at Farnworth I mean we landed Lomax once upon a time can we land a Farnworth I…"
"I suspect we'll see much the same from us we'll try and complete high to stay competitive wheather we can threaten with what we have I doubt it.The only way we win this game is if they come down to our level as they have more players who can pull…"
"Bubba and Angry Eel. LOL. Love it.
If the Eels win, I'm doing Tom Cruise on the couch."
If the Eels win, I'm doing Tom Cruise on the couch."
"That's the scary thing about Parra atm. The uncertainty of the direction we are goingWe are obviously all in on Lorenzo so we can't really go to market for a 6 and we really don't know if he's the real deal. This is why we have to "pay overs" so to…"
"Screw you all. I'm either delusional, one eyed or the ultimate optimist but Parra by 13. "
"Go Parra smash these fools ,Eels for the win tonight "
"the blokes never coached in his life"
"Maybe he is going to run the super league in the UK. "
"Cowboys by 18
MOM Drinkwater "
MOM Drinkwater "
"Cowboys are 14th in set completions and 16th in errors. That is what stops them putting a massive number on teams. Not saying it cannot happen but they should be able to hammer teams yet let them back in."
"What a shame. Should have offered them Pezet and I'm sure Dragons would jump at it, seeing as they desperately need a half "
"Great idea and absolutely he'd be amazing, but realistically he'd be taking Sarantinos's job, not O'Neill's."
"If anything Ponissi would be more comitted to oversee any transition plan that comes in, which i'm predicting is gonna be Billy Slater. He won't leave Storm like that."
"The team Peter O'Sullivan helped build,honestly they've got one if not thee best back 5s in the game.They destroyed the Dogs and Farnworth and the Hammer were quiet.
Nikorima I tell you what that guy is someone the club should be looking at if…"
Nikorima I tell you what that guy is someone the club should be looking at if…"
"I love a Lynch Mob from a distance....very ugly up close!
Strange that was 13 years ago, looks like it took a while to fit it into the local court?
PS.... Parramaniac don't get a job on the jury......they might hang you before you get a chance to…"
Strange that was 13 years ago, looks like it took a while to fit it into the local court?
PS.... Parramaniac don't get a job on the jury......they might hang you before you get a chance to…"
"Hoe - Nice pick in Ponga, he looked awesome last week - if he lasts 80mins, feel you will nail it with him over Drinky?
Damn! Unlucky about Isaako, looks like he destroyed the Dogs (didnt see the game)... Nice work having him at all, he's a bit of…"
Damn! Unlucky about Isaako, looks like he destroyed the Dogs (didnt see the game)... Nice work having him at all, he's a bit of…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard
The odds are stacked against us. The Cowboys have won six of their last seven. We’ve lost six of ours. Townsville has been a slaugherhouse for the Eels this century. Since 2002, we have won 3 from our last 15 there. Even the 2001 side could only…
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Huge opportunity - Parramatta Eels Head of football option
■ An absolute circuit breaker for the Parramatta Eels football club -Won the 2000 NRL Premiership with the Brisbane BroncosRepresented Queensland Maroons in State of OriginRepresented Australia Kangaroos internationallyPlayed over 140 first-grade…
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Dragons knock back bid for Su’A to join Parramatta this season
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-around-the-clubs-round-10-20260503-p5ztau.htmlParramatta-bound forward Jaydn Su’A will remain at St George Illawarra for the rest of the season after the Dragons decided against releasing him early to the…
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Poppa's Corner: SCAPEGOATS..... A funny thing, you can say it with a cry in your voice!......The Parra Lament
Interesting questions have been raised (constantly) about our club and a SCAPEGOAT to blame.Personally I am usually quick in seeing obvious problems and when you look at the period my experience covers, I have seen most of the things that only…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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