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"LB, too many of our best line-up would be behind that "emergency: break glass" at other clubs"
"Bringing the hate to schoolgirls in Hijabs is well out of order....but moving due to a high concentration of folks from another culture is not racist. Why is there a high concentration of, say, Lebs in Lakemba or Viets in Cabra or Indians in Pendle…"
"Brown was INCREDIBLE in defence, and was sometimes electric in attack. We noticed his defensive workload missing more than anything - he didn't get enough credit for how much work he did because everyone focused on his on and off again attack."
"I ride with you on this Clintorian. We know that every member of this club is deeply wounded after repeated thrashings and we urge the team to toughen up, but we fail ourselves to do so.
If we could just lighten up a bit and cease arguing…"
If we could just lighten up a bit and cease arguing…"
"Radley has got to be one of the most baffling selections. It feels like it was a selection 3 years too late just because he's now elligible.
Ford was robbed this year just like May was robbed last year. Laurie is truly one of the luckiest men alive…"
Ford was robbed this year just like May was robbed last year. Laurie is truly one of the luckiest men alive…"
"Teddy at FB worries me too - he is a ball hog and continually tries to make the hero plays. Edwards was great, did the hard stuff and didn't always look to be Man of the Match.
Our only saving grace is that Slater has also picked some really whacky…"
Our only saving grace is that Slater has also picked some really whacky…"
"Iongi 2 line breaks in 41 minutes of footy. Go going. Araz 236m has to start next week. New recruit Harrison Edwards 53 tackles and mom. All 3 should be rewarded with a start next week."
"Agree with your comment about setting us back years, but he didn't play out of his skin here when he was at 7. Perhaps it was our less than adequate forwards? Perhaps he just had an epiphany? Perhaps he has a few extra playmaker types around him…"
"Maybe put the pipe down before posting
Players go where money and opportunity is we are a mid range small club if its a matter of a few dollars less but a opportunity to actually win then players will always not choose us"
Players go where money and opportunity is we are a mid range small club if its a matter of a few dollars less but a opportunity to actually win then players will always not choose us"
"I apologize if any of my comments or blogs have been disrespectful of others. "
"Just knew we were going to miss Browny more than people thought, he was a star yet our stupid contracts we were handing out failed to protect our future. Letting him go has set us back years, well done to all involved. And for those that bagged him,…"
"It's not a bad idea to start Yeo at lock then bring in Murray for quick play the balls once the defenders have some tired legs. I think Yeo will start and finish the game with Murry playing the key attacking lock role.Having Teddy at FB will be a…"
"What rubbish, the Bulldogs don't seem to have trouble attracting players. You are talking out of you a@&e. "
"How Jackson Ford and Terrell May miss out is beyond me, while Victor Radley gets selected? Then picking Yeo at lock when he's always been a better prop at Origin level. The lack of a genuine utility is also a concern. He'll be relying on Brailey and…"
"Honestly, I have to avoid this site for a few days after a bad loss these days.
It doesn't help the loss by venting at fellow supporters who are also feeling it. Don't worry, i'm feeling the same, my TV was lucky to stay on the wall and not get…"
It doesn't help the loss by venting at fellow supporters who are also feeling it. Don't worry, i'm feeling the same, my TV was lucky to stay on the wall and not get…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Moderation Note: Forum Standards
We understand the frustration many are feeling, and the overwhelming, relentless sentiment surrounding the club at the moment. However, we are not going to tolerate abuse or harassment directed at others simply because they may hold a different…
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Spirits crushed
Spirits crushed.. just looking at all the teams in the comp compared to us and Fmd.Newcastle wooden spooners now playing amazing footy and tigers 3 wooden spoons in a row and at full strength brilliant.Just looking at all the shit teams in the last…
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What we need.
Firstly a new recruitment and retention team. The clowns currently running the show have no idea. We desperately need a centre or two and prop that can eat some metres.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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