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"Mine are only Dashies and I still don't want to be stuffed Dead 🙄"
"First start won by length and ahalf . "
"Mark O'Neil needs to duck off far far away from parra."
"Kelma is Mixed at best. He is more rocks than diamonds."
"and we know this how.....undermining Parraboy?"
"God love him, you have to love an idiot! "
"At the same time, if we had no injuries he could have been dropped as he was hooked for effort."
"Well put Macey and a superb post NOS, the set out and set up was an extraudinary report on the situation and the mitigation.
When i wrote this I had no intention of it being a call for the captains head, as much as I was looking for all the…"
When i wrote this I had no intention of it being a call for the captains head, as much as I was looking for all the…"
"Yeah I know! What was wrong with persuing him for next year though? Ryles stating that we will look over next weeks! Omg what log are we sleeping under if it wasn't obvious at start of year and increased each week since then! Wake up RnR and sorry…"
"Maybe you are right :(
but we've got a shit load of very understandable human reasons at the moment and I think Moses losing captaincy ain't right for now either.
maybe not you but others comparing him to cam smith's captinancy is extremely…"
but we've got a shit load of very understandable human reasons at the moment and I think Moses losing captaincy ain't right for now either.
maybe not you but others comparing him to cam smith's captinancy is extremely…"
"I can understand starting with 28 players. We did the same last year and landed Walker and TDS. But we've been too slow to act this year. Ryles has mentioned multiple times we need a middle and a back. "
"When we released Marata, he was heading home to spend time with his partner. And as this article says, he's a 2027 signing, so doesn't solve our problem right now."
"I don't think it's an age thing - I think it's more of an overall quality thing (of which age is a component).
Here are our full signings and promotions for the last 3 years:
Year
Player
Age*
Still at Eels?
In First Grade?
Recruitment Verdict…"
Here are our full signings and promotions for the last 3 years:
Year
Player
Age*
Still at Eels?
In First Grade?
Recruitment Verdict…"
"Mace, the things you mention are signposting that he is not cut- out to captain"
"What is the hold up? Why hasn't this as JR says below been initiated already!!?? There is absolutely NO logical reason to have not been deep into looking to sign players...and Nuikore signed with Newc's ha omg what a mess!
““We do have the ability…"
““We do have the ability…"
"We also only started 28 players, so that's 2 fg players down. Matto makes us 3 down even before any injuries occur."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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The injury ward
Given the raft of injuries across first grade I thought it best to collate it all together to see where we currently sit. Have sorted it into positions. 1. Iongi 2. Twidle 3. Russell (maybe back this week) 4. Samrani 5. Simonsson 6. Pezet 7. (Moses…
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Who's responsible - 7 from or last 11 signings have been downright failures
7 from of the Eels last 11 fg standard signings have been nothing short of embarrassing. We're either signing over the hill players ( 29 - 30 you +), players with commitment issues, or players with zero upside unwanted by previous clubs Mitch…
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POPPA's CORNER : SACKING THE CAPTAIN......
There is a blog going on about sacking the Captain and a general opinion that Moses is a bad one....a bit of a wanker as well. Just to put a different perspective on it.....sack Moses as captain....who replaces him?Now Moses is a human being, he is…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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