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"Yep agreed. Russell has come along way and is now a serviceable player, doesn't do a whole lot in attack but is a big body that plugs a whole.
Looking forward to see what Richie can do. Just hope he's not another project "
Looking forward to see what Richie can do. Just hope he's not another project "
"Well Brown saw out his contract too. He was a free agent when signing for Newcastle. Yes had options but still a free agent as he didn't activate it."
"Where is EA when you need him, any good young juniors coming through at Centre other than Richie?"
"And the one that might sign is not that great and ageing."
"This is an odd one as I am a Russell defender. He is a quality defensive Centre with not much else to his game. However, you can get better Centre's also. He would be a loss to what we currently have so far but he won't break the back of your…"
"Well it's a 4 year deal apparently and he would be on more money. Who would blame him?"
"If the Foxx is an F1 car, Russell was your mum's old Corolla "
" This is great news.
Hopefully the club can replace him with a quality centre."
Hopefully the club can replace him with a quality centre."
"My understanding was twiddle and a few more of the younger blokes have gone to Queensland to play state cup up there don't know if true or not but thats what I've heard "
"No lose, he an average centre that's easily replaced "
"Just goes to show that local juniors loyalty only goes so far. Richard penisni should be ready by that then "
"He would not go well over there the halves they will have playing will be a step back and playing along side JAC has made him leaving that I can see his career going down the toilet I hope he stays myself but you can't pay overs for him either…"
"im very confident that you will be able to look after yourself, haven't i always looked after you, when someone gangs up on you. Remember how i got you out of that shit in Griffith."
"Excellent point EA , Turkish Muslims are the most normal , Indians Muslims ( despite what happened Sunday) are normal, Indonesians are fairly normal apart from the Bali bombings . Its the Arabic, African and Pakistani Muslims that always cause the…"
" Fair enough. I think he'll start for Perth so I can understand. If Richie P, Twidle keep improving they might be first grade ready by 2027. Let alone younger backs. Let alone signings. "
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Two Old Men on A Jetty
Early yesterday morning, I was fishing at Nudgee Beach just off the edge of Moreton Bay, adjacent to the Brisbane River and Airport. It’s a grubby little area and is just 20 minutes from Brisbane City, so it is very accessible. It’s my release. A…
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Ryan Matterson
https://www.nine.com.au/sport/nrl/news-2025-the-mole-exclusive-ryan-matterson-parramatta-eels-return-jason-ryles-20251216-p5nobb.html
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South Sydney tables final offer as Keaon Koloamatangi weighs up $1 million offers
In-demand prop Keaon Koloamatangi is expected to finalise a decision on his future in the coming days after South Sydney tabled a four-year extension they believe is competitive with the big money on offer from NRL rivals.The 27-year-old Kangaroos…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
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Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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