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"I think Kelma will be cleared, didn't look like a Category 2. Russell coming back will help a lot. Also once Iongi is back we will look much better. The injury toll is insane but guys have to keep turning up regardless. Yesterdays effort wasn't good…"
"That's exactly what we want we've shown our cards whose the long term guy at the spot and if Smith drops off and TDS rises that vindicates the recruitment decision of signing TDS to a long term deal and giving him the cash.We want TDS to earn and…"
"So he left the club for 2 reasons one he wanted to join a club that was in a position to win now and 2 he wanted to come home.They were the main reasons.My initial conversation 2 months ago with him was the first time I'd met him he's actually a…"
"Where has there been any replies to this blog about sacking the coach? You are always very full of assumptions about others. "
"I don't see any comments in this blog saying he is not trying?? You are missing the point of Randy's blog. "
"Be great if the NRL allows teams to concede for the rest of the year! I mean seriously this year is finished for Parra! Might as well just hang up the boots and get the players go ! Start building for next year and have a big clean up, starting at…"
"Add to Jelly, Pezet, De Bellin, Ryles, Brown, Moa, Mon, Satanos"
"Applauded 😂😂"
"Agree this team and the whole set up from the front office down is crap! The injury list is just an excuse for the performance and coaching abilities and recruiting abilities of this club! I'll probably never see another Eels premiership before im…"
"I agree, we are the dumbest supporters. You'd have to be pretty dumb to be continuously loyal to a club that hasn't won shit in over 40 years and doesn't seem to be getting closer. You ask for solutions but I've run out. That's what the so called…"
"And we have until end of 28 with Ryles, Brown, Moa and possibly longer with MON and Satanos"
"Yeah it's rigged that's what's wrong😂"
"Doesn't matter as it will be another thrashing anyway. "
"Add Ryley with Knee issue"
"Both Ryleyband Junior are nursing knee injuries
On Ryley I'm a fan but also weary of players that take a while to get a run they often have a low ceiling look at Brendan Hands similar junior career as Smith and was good to start then serviceable at…"
On Ryley I'm a fan but also weary of players that take a while to get a run they often have a low ceiling look at Brendan Hands similar junior career as Smith and was good to start then serviceable at…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Our 1-17 full strength is literally cup level
1-Iongi-first grade Standard2.Simmo-First grade standard3.Will p-Absolutely not4.Brian Kelly-He'll no5.Josh a-Yes6.Jonah pezet-Nope7.Moses-yes8.Jack w-yes9.Ryley smith-yes10-junz-Not anymore 11.Kelma t-Nope 12.Kautoga-Nope13.jmaine…
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Both Tuivaiti and Tuilagi out, who replaces them?
What was our strongest part of our team is now getting slimmer. With Tuilagi and Tuivaiti out, who do we see coming in for the week?More likely we see Williams stay in the middle and Guymer moves to an edge. Then the two bench spots for Tuivaiti and…
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Captain Contagious
Moses is a good player and a bad captain...and that's OK....but we need to do something about it. Fuck knows who we could give it to at this point but it seems obvious to me that Moses ain't the guy for it. His Captaincy changes him, his manner and…
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Something Wrong with NRL
There is something wrong with the NRL product atm. The overage points scored this weekend was 58 points per game. This is out of control and boring as hell. I find myself struggling to watch a game atm unless Parra are involved and that's not going…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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