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"Yeah i think instead it should be the same, 4 man bench, but instead of only having 18th man have a 19th too. So if Parra name Papali'i at 18 and Penisini goes down not overly ideal. But if you have Samrani at 19, activate him to replace Penisini as…"
"I'd drop Kautogo for Hopgood
I'd drop JDB for Morretti
I'd also drop Simonsson to keep Samrani.
Wingers: JAC and Samrani
Centres: Penisini and Russell
Halves: Mosses and Pezet
Props: Jr and Hopgood
Backrow: Tuilagi and Williams
Hooker: Smith
Lock:…"
I'd drop JDB for Morretti
I'd also drop Simonsson to keep Samrani.
Wingers: JAC and Samrani
Centres: Penisini and Russell
Halves: Mosses and Pezet
Props: Jr and Hopgood
Backrow: Tuilagi and Williams
Hooker: Smith
Lock:…"
"If there is 6 players on the bench then all 6 should be used in the game if needed regardless of HIA. It's like having a full tank of fuel but your only allowed to use half "
"Yes. I cant see a problem with using more than 4. The game at the moment is so fast that fatigue will set in with that system "
"I would like to make clear here that my commenting absence is unrelated to site issues and more reflects my current disillusionment with the "game" as entertainment being stage-managed by money-bugs who have no care for the product beyond marketing…"
"Browny , Dowload and open Brave browser (it is safe). Set 1EE as Homepage and get it to save your login. Only use it to come here and Viola, you have an 1ee app with no intrusions...you won't look back and you're welcome
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"It was a huge win, massive upset.
McGuire will be copping the knives all week from the media after that one. Which is complete bullshit, but anything to destabilise them after last year is a good thing."
McGuire will be copping the knives all week from the media after that one. Which is complete bullshit, but anything to destabilise them after last year is a good thing."
"Really shows how important Thursday win was . Im sure Ryles would take 50% for that road trip"
"Wow, we can't complain about the early tough rounds if that's the run we get without leaving Sydney. Time to put some pts on that ladder!
Dragons > Panthers > Tigers > Titans > Bulldogs > Eagles > Warriors.
Four of those are easily winnable.…"
Dragons > Panthers > Tigers > Titans > Bulldogs > Eagles > Warriors.
Four of those are easily winnable.…"
"What's the point of now having an extended bench of 6 players instead on 4 when you can still only use 4 which is basically the same. It would be better if all 6 could be used."
"You're absolutely right. Everything is going great with our R&R. We are retaining our rep players and signing everyone we go after
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"G'day Acme, I've been reading here daily but the state of the world right now has my mind, emotions and commenting elsewhere. I'm trying to convince myself that with Ukraine and Iran the opening salvos of ww3 haven't been fired. I'm stressed right…"
"The only issue I have with MON is that we are preparing a good half back for a team full of champions in the Broncos.....in 2027."
"That's why you start Kelma off the bench. When we make the first interchange, you bring Kelma on and shift Williams into the middle"
"True as. A good sign to me was Hopgood Pensini both out and 2 players slotted in no drama. Tells me his system is starting to sink in and we will look more Melbourne like as time goes on. Just needs time to coach it all into them "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Next Five Weeks at Home
Surely we can get some momentum ! Lets Go Parra ! Actually dont leave Sydney till 8th May
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Why did fans want Ryles head after 1 game ?
Just a general question, not sure why a heap of fans wanted Ryles gone after Rd 1 ? He's shown last season that he's capable of turning the team around and is still trying to build the squad he wants lol. Was just weird to see fans bagging him 🤣
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Radradra, Hayne or Sivo - Most NRL Tries
I reckon if Semi, Haynes or Sivo had persisted in the NRL we might be talking about them breaking the NRL try scoring record. I think Semi and Hayne were close to 1 try per game average over 100 games? Thoughts?
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Your Team list v Dragons - Kelma must stay
1. Iongi 2. Fox3. Russell 4. Samrami/Penasini 5. Simmonson 6. Pezet7 Mo8. Jnr 9 Smith 10. Williams 11. Kelma Tuilagi 12 kit Kautoga 13. Debelin 14. Da Silva 15. Sam Tuivaiti 16. Walker17. Doorey 18. Hopgood * Kelma did enough and is a strike…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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