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"no deal for 27"
"I don't smoke bushbuds so I wouldn't know.
"The courts matter will be the civic aspects of the contract being enforceable and nothing more."....So why are we demanding docs from Melb? They have nothing to do with the contract.
You can't get past…"
"The courts matter will be the civic aspects of the contract being enforceable and nothing more."....So why are we demanding docs from Melb? They have nothing to do with the contract.
You can't get past…"
"He has never even spoken to him."
"Also had his rules tinkering rejected by all clubs so he will force it down our throats.
Mr Showpony is getting way to big for his boots. He is a mirage and I love that we are putting a dent in him. Hope he blows a cylinder in the heavy traffic and…"
Mr Showpony is getting way to big for his boots. He is a mirage and I love that we are putting a dent in him. Hope he blows a cylinder in the heavy traffic and…"
"Apologies I didn't realise he was off to the Dolphins. "
"Of course and the dog could be the cat's mother......
Is it true that a "bong" in the hand is worth two in the bush?"
Is it true that a "bong" in the hand is worth two in the bush?"
"Wow some of those only have 2 pages some 3 pages. A lot of lookers but no engaging / debating etc.
What might be the top 20 by comments and engagement I wonder."
What might be the top 20 by comments and engagement I wonder."
"Court date set for February 13th, same day as Melbourne play Canberra in their first trial."
"The norm is asking permission to talk to a player/management.....Galvin was in that category as are most whenn this happens. We assume in the Lomax case this did not happen!
PS i am sure there are plenty others where contact has been made and…"
PS i am sure there are plenty others where contact has been made and…"
"A good young player that will add value to our football program over time is ok, I reckon.
Someone like Mariner or T'oa and another decent youngster in an identified position (e.g. #6) would probably be acceptable."
Someone like Mariner or T'oa and another decent youngster in an identified position (e.g. #6) would probably be acceptable."
"I note 7 of the 20 occured in 25/26
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"Will. Yes you are corect in that Galvin was under contract when the Eels approached him. However the circumstances were different and the Eels approach was totally legal. At that time Richardson-Tigers CEO- had offered Galvin a large increse in…"
"Just playing devil's advocate here, but wasn't Galvin still under contract with the tigers when Parra was trying to recruit him?
We are arguing that there is one rule for the storm and one rule us, but really we do it too"
We are arguing that there is one rule for the storm and one rule us, but really we do it too"
"LB, Here's the 1EE top 20 most viewed
Brett Finch on Matty Johns podcast (Fish, 2019)
Signing news (PouPou, 2019)
The Parramatta GOAT (Super, 2020)
Some big rumours circulating (Chief, 2025)
Dylan Brown open to offers (Super, 2025)
Dylan…"
Brett Finch on Matty Johns podcast (Fish, 2019)
Signing news (PouPou, 2019)
The Parramatta GOAT (Super, 2020)
Some big rumours circulating (Chief, 2025)
Dylan Brown open to offers (Super, 2025)
Dylan…"
"Probably 2009 Melbourne Under Bellamy Saga"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Views: 259
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Views: 1967
ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Views: 266
What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
Fox Sports has done a fictional piece on what player each NRL club would have to release if they wanted a fair trade for Zac Lomax.Read it…
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Views: 1027
Fighting the good fight!?
Fighting the good fight in two mediums now? The leagues club board voting process about to hit members, and now zack!What a turn around in the whole.club! This whole club has turned around, and for the better. I like the future im seeing with this…
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Views: 817
Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
The Parramatta Eels have today commenced legal proceedings against Zac Lomax. The purpose of the proceedings is to enforce the release agreed in November 2025. We have endeavoured to resolve this by negotiations. This has included a formal…
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Parramatta Eels launch legal action against Zac Lomax over attempt to return to NRL
Parramatta have launched legal action against their former star player, Zac Lomax, after talks between the parties broke down on Thursday. It is understood that the Eels have been unable to reach a deal with Lomax or the Melbourne Storm in a bid to…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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