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"Honestly, just release him. Pay out the last $400k and be done with him. Players now releasing their own Satements shows he isn't behind any club but himself. Cop the loss, he won't see first grade, he won't see a contract extension and he won't get…"
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"Could be, honestly who knows with the bloke."
"Are there two Todd Smith's?"
"Jeff Robson"
"Moses for this time frame "
"JT would be the only one who comes anywhere near Moses, but he was at the twilight of his career and one played one season with us. The rest aren't even on the same paddock."
"Daniel Mortimer "
"Good point, Phil Mann. All of a sudden the media seems to have forgotten that three Storm players refused to play ball in a player transfer and Matterson is the focus. I saw one headline that referred neutrally to Lomax not going to Storm but…"
"Does Burt take wing if we consider the advantages of goal kicking (Moses and Burt vs just Moses) and backline cover (can cover #1)?"
"For 5/8th, the question is really what if the Eels had Jason Smith paired with Mitchell Moses not Dylan Brown? Does Brown still take #6 if the halves combination is considered?"
" Tim Smith.... what could have been"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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1EE Modern day Eels team: Halfback
Ok so going through these rapid fire, particularly this one as this i reckon would be 100% for one player. I did some Halfbacks to make it respectful but not many to choose from.Dylan Brown won the vote at 6.https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/HGCBD291.…
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1EE Modern day Eels team: Five-Eighth
So Centre is all done and dusted. Timana Tahu and Jamie Lyon are the Centres chosen. Now onto Five-Eighth, think i might know where this would go but someone also could surprise. Side Note: I put Brett Finch in here as i can separate the art from…
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1EE Modern day Eels team: Centres
Thank you everyone for voting on Wingers.The Fijian flyer won unanimously while Eric Grothe Jr. and Luke Burt tied. The tiebreak will come at a later date as we could have one on the bench.Now onto Centres.https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/GDDW2PW1.…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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