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"It's quite clear really if we have the cap spend it on an elite player or 2 or else be prepared to stay in the bottom half of the table with all the other cellar dwellers."
"Your just a racist red neck dog
your saying players don't sign with the Eels because of too many middle eastern people around? Or too many Hijabis around ? Fuck your a deadset wanker mate, no place for racism you maggot. "
your saying players don't sign with the Eels because of too many middle eastern people around? Or too many Hijabis around ? Fuck your a deadset wanker mate, no place for racism you maggot. "
"You're missing the point Darren. ATM Moses is the only spine player we have aavailable.Ilongi, Pezet and Smith are out. We have replacements for each of them but, they are only replacents. They are good for a game or two, but you can't expect them…"
""Lorenzo Talataina produced the try of the match, dancing through multiple defenders before offloading for Araz Nanva to score."
- Taken from the match review on www.nswrl.com.au
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- Taken from the match review on www.nswrl.com.au
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"Shane Richardson as CEO
Get Sarantinos out of the club he's an embarrassment."
Get Sarantinos out of the club he's an embarrassment."
"Attach a copy and I'll have a read"
"Lacking Tuivaiti's size badly."
"From what i have seen and heard is he is doing pretty well. I know stats aren't everything but considering he has been playing half games, as he backs up for NRL, his stats are pretty good. Also, he has been playing with different Halfbacks, Hooker,…"
"The problem is we don't have a full spine. That's on recruitment. We have recruited very poorly this year. "
"Smith instead of Penisini."
"Have a read of my commentary in another blog about the joyous occasion of my ittle ones birthday. It was a marvellous day. "
"I reckon majority of Parramatta players do not live in the area. Then again, Penrith ain't no better and they did well before their dominance attracting players.
I know Dragons have Wollongong but isn't that area getting dodgy as well? I know my…"
I know Dragons have Wollongong but isn't that area getting dodgy as well? I know my…"
"Hard to attract players because of the location. Have you walked around Parramatta Westfield at all? The demographic of the area isn't where I'd want to bring my kids up. I used to live in Dundas and I felt whenever I went into Parra it was like…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Spirits crushed
Spirits crushed.. just looking at all the teams in the comp compared to us and Fmd.Newcastle wooden spooners now playing amazing footy and tigers 3 wooden spoons in a row and at full strength brilliant.Just looking at all the shit teams in the last…
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What we need.
Firstly a new recruitment and retention team. The clowns currently running the show have no idea. We desperately need a centre or two and prop that can eat some metres.
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Poppa's Corner; The cattle is the problem, this maybe the catalyst to make us do some drastic things!
Forgive me, I need to get this off my chest!Yes the cattle is a problem, we knew that in probably every game we have won this year, just the same! I am/was devastated last night, the effort against Titans was probably a low point of the season…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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