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"Id be happy to get a Carrigan clone. Dream scenario would be Patty coming down and mentoring him as well "
"Chuck Norris never went to the dentist His teeth took themselves out
Chuck Norris's farts never stank His colon kicked the shit out of them on their way out "
Chuck Norris's farts never stank His colon kicked the shit out of them on their way out "
"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"Best comment on the situation "
"So he's going to Melbourne "
"The clubs are not allowed to speak to Xerrie. He has not been released. Everyone club has said they are not interested, Dragons, Tigers, Parra. These are the only clubs that really would need a centre. More to come once he officially hits the market…"
"God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said 'say please' "
Chuck Norris said 'say please' "
"Some of my favs as i can't help myself
Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.
When he left for college he told his dad "You're the man of the house now".
Chuck Norris once visited the 'Virgin Islands',…"
Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.
When he left for college he told his dad "You're the man of the house now".
Chuck Norris once visited the 'Virgin Islands',…"
"xerri 💩s on every centre we have at the club"
"I once saw him slam a revolving door. "
"MON did say they are looking for another back, after signing Kelly, so might not be this back? Who knows.
I reckon we still get Izack Tago"
I reckon we still get Izack Tago"
"The end result is the same whether Ryles wants to sign a player or not. We always miss out. "
"Good to actually see some direct quotes on our recruitment position - no interest. I wonder how often this applies to other players we've supposedly failed to get? "
"Does any one doubt if we had Semi from the time he left, that we would have won at least one comp!
No doubt about it the guy was a game changer literally wins games by himself it's exactly what the teams missing.Back 5 players have increased in…"
No doubt about it the guy was a game changer literally wins games by himself it's exactly what the teams missing.Back 5 players have increased in…"
"I'll say this at least he's definitive who he does and doesn't want.I suspect there's some character flaws in Xerri's make up."
"Guymer joins the extender bench with De Debelin cut. I assume he will play cup"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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From living off the land to the big league: Tuilagi’s remarkable NRL journey
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/from-living-off-the-land-to-the-big-league-tuilagi-s-remarkable-nrl-journey-20260321-p5rmak.htmlWhen Kelma Tuilagi first left his remote farm in Samoa, rugby league – and the English language – were foreign to…
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Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri
Reporter "You seem to be linked with everyone that pops up in the open market, do you have any interest in Bronson Xerri?"Ryles "Not at all"Reporter "Are you happy with your current centres and wingers"Ryles "Yes" ---------------I'm pretty sure he's…
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Chuck Norris Passed Away
Legendary Martial Arts fighter and Hollywood Actor passed away aged 86 in Hospital from sudden illness in Hawaii. He was surrounded by his family during his passing.
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PARRAMATTA EELS 1986
I know its early ...but Penrith at them moment remind me so much of the Eels that won everything in 86 after a lacklustre 85 where we lost to Saints in the Prelim .....Gosh they will be hard to beat this year Penrith ...
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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