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"Blue Eel, I did the unicorn, but not sure finals are within this team's grasp. Too many things needed to go right and nothing has went right all year! But I interpret you that JR might put Pezet at 18-19 as cover for a half, and I agree there"
"Why would JR put Pezet at 14? We assume you mean if Smith is not available and Pezet at 14 is there to . . . well he would not play hooker, surely? Defesnive liability in the middle. And can only cover 6 or 7, which is kind of what 18-19 is now for?"
"Poppa, I suspect Ryles might play Pezet at 7 and Volkman at 6 if Moses goes into Origin camp."
"I'll be honest, this is one of the best seasons of footy to watch in years because you really don't have any idea who's gonna win each game - I love that!
I wish we had a bit more luck with injuries so we'd be further up the ladder, but this season…"
I wish we had a bit more luck with injuries so we'd be further up the ladder, but this season…"
"Go to Randy's and cup Pezet's nuts while Pezet cups Randy's nuts. Obviously. This is the Great Chain of Being"
"You guys are underestimating him a bit here, Pezet will will actually play a crucial role over the Origin period to cover Moses. Have you guys forgotten that Moses has never played 3 Origin games because he ALWAYS gets injured, so while Volkman has…"
"Weird things are happening this year Coryn. haha. Never in my wildest dreams would i pick the score and our wins this year.
Losing by 50, Winning 40-32 against last years premiers, 30-20 Dragons, Losing by 50 against the Titans, putting 38 on the…"
Losing by 50, Winning 40-32 against last years premiers, 30-20 Dragons, Losing by 50 against the Titans, putting 38 on the…"
"Nsw cup i reckon. Renzo to be 18 or 19th man. Pezet to cover moses during origin but other than that plays 7 in cup"
"Does it make a difference do you see the team playing finals football.
The strategy is sound but are as mentioned serious about making the finals.Big ask if you ask me."
The strategy is sound but are as mentioned serious about making the finals.Big ask if you ask me."
"What happens when Moses is picked in Origin?? Who do we bring into 7 ??
Pezet did a job to win Melbourne finals games when Hughes was out.
For all the fans wanting him to go now, just answer the above question... and ill bet your answers will be…"
Pezet did a job to win Melbourne finals games when Hughes was out.
For all the fans wanting him to go now, just answer the above question... and ill bet your answers will be…"
"offer him the bulldogs as a 7 and we'll take galvin as a 6.
However being serious for a moment, let's just say we are in the hunt for a top 8 spot in about 6 or so weeks. having a genuine half available even as a backup on the extended bench is…"
However being serious for a moment, let's just say we are in the hunt for a top 8 spot in about 6 or so weeks. having a genuine half available even as a backup on the extended bench is…"
"In saying that Poppa it's obvious I can still see much further than you 🤣 probably 1000's of km further"
"The question is what has he actually done for the team since his participation? I think he scored 1 try but how much has his poor defence let in? I'd probably play him at 14 and see how he goes and if no good put him 18th or 19th and if again no…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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EA & SB Rookie Report - End of Season SG/HM Player Review
TO AVOID REPETITION: This is more of an update on the players development. Please read the previous blog on these players if you want to know more about their history. https://www.1eyedeel.com/forum/topics/ea-sb-sg-ball-rookie-watchlist Cameron…
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Leave Samrani at centre
He did more last night than Penisi has done in the last 2 years. Nanva and Samrani as our centre pairing would be good
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Poppas Corner: What other team could possibly deliver , guts, glory and heartaches.....and some dare to say they don't know why we support them?
When you pull defeat out of your arse that question posed is all you need to know..... we have been fortunate 4 winning games and probably all pulled out of our arses. No right to win any of them!We have been playing busted all year.....next week if…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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