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"That's ok Chiefy, its probably meant for a different audience than your good self. That said the audience who have responded, probably amongst the smartest on the site, do not seem to have that problem.
I'm thinking about how I could moderate it…"
I'm thinking about how I could moderate it…"
"I don't understand this blog. Yes we have a bottom 4 ranked roster without doubt, and we really cant afford injuries unlike a few other clubs.
I don't really understand what this blog os saying,"
I don't really understand what this blog os saying,"
"Erin Clarke is 1 of my favorite players and would be the best option but he resigned with Warriors and isn't going anywhere which is why I suggested we look towards the dolphins who have a number of players with utility value who haven't locked down…"
"Not sure I understand what that means Don, can you explain the grandfathering aspect? I assume you are saying the player should pocket the 200k extra by not living near the beach and invest it in something for the grandkids whilst you can ????
PS…"
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"It's the reason I like the way the Phins have been built.
Donahue Stone Plath Gilbert all these guys are just tough mentally upstairs I bet you if you look at these guys up coming they've gone through hardship and for me it's the between the ears…"
Donahue Stone Plath Gilbert all these guys are just tough mentally upstairs I bet you if you look at these guys up coming they've gone through hardship and for me it's the between the ears…"
"Yeah like he was doing before his injury. Quick play the ball while splitting the markers."
"Donahue is highly regarded at the phins, attack and defence, hits harder than Ray Stone and has mongrel in him. Would be a great signing."
"Doesn't need to play massive minutes, just absolutely boss it when he does"
"Thing about Donaghoe at the moment is he is a tweener. Not 100% sure what his best position is. He has played the positions you mentioned but doesn't really excel in any. That is perfect for us as his role is simply that link man and mr.fix it.…"
"Edwards i would say is more a Lock than a Hooker but yeah he is more a tackle machine that can play Hooker if really needed. Nice 18th man option."
"Love the Donoghue shout out. Perfect player for that role. But you are right, we need to get younger and more versitile."
"Hopgood's issue was his timing. When to offload and when to run. By the time Ryles dropped him from Lock to Prop he was just throwing needless offloads when not on. If he can get that timing right he can be an Origin quality player again. He is 28…"
"I wouldn't mind him, but already pretty much confirmed off to Saints for a year then PNG."
"If you listen to the Paul Kent podcast he lays it out perfectly. The Roosters have 2029 already set with their top 30, give or take a 2-3 spots incase someone comes on the market they want. They have the plan of like say Watson is going, this player…"
"I am ok with it. Walker has been good this year, though i reckon Paulo is moving towards that role off the bench next year. Walker is 33 next year, he would be looking for a 2 year plus deal. Do we want to offer him that and risk him declining? I…"
"Not sure Ryles gives him big minutes when returning from 6 weeks off. He is still 21. He will be that 25min impact Prop for now and that is a fair role."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Jai Arrow - When life puts everything into perspective
Ever since i saw the Ch. 9 news reel with Jai playing with his daughter and then struggling to speak/ slurring his words...I'd layed my anger at everything about our failing club (results- recruitment) aside. Fuck it...what does it even mean? Simply…
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Joash invited to train with blues 2026
Thoughts on this guys? Anyone have an idea on how much this impacts a player's development? Should be good for him just to be around that level of talent
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Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/05/20/parramatta-eels-locked-in-for-vegas-in-2027/
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Junior Paulo Injury
We all knew Paulo had been battling with a knee injury. So he will be havng a clean out which will keep him out for a month. Expected return date round 17.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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