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"I'll never understand it, Mutt.
There must be a reason to sticking strict left & right that we as fans can't see / understand?! With Moses' speed to create overlaps it seems crazy. "
There must be a reason to sticking strict left & right that we as fans can't see / understand?! With Moses' speed to create overlaps it seems crazy. "
"Or his Union roots. .."
"I also hate how they've split the halves left and right. Moses should be running the show from top to bottom across both sides of the field. Everytime we went left to Pezet we looked slow and predictable. His kicking game is also blah"
"They ran at Kelly??"
"He did do that very well for our opening try of the season in Melbourne, Coryn. Straightened perfectly & created that opportunity. It looked great.
But, we're asking for a bare minimum from a 5/8th there, and weighed against the defensive issues it…"
But, we're asking for a bare minimum from a 5/8th there, and weighed against the defensive issues it…"
"He's got to be a running threat too. I just don't see the upside with him. Maybe if he was staying you'd double down and develop him into what we need. But he's leaving and he's not what we need today. I agree with Pops. Put him at 19 for cover…"
"Obviously I'd assume you'd have Williams in there off the 6 man bench. I agree it's time to give the young boys a go, tuivaiti and guymer are our 2 most promising fringe younger forwards. Both defend well too."
"Agree Mutt & Pops.
JR did say Jonah would have to fight for the 6, and he's show with JDB he's not afraid to drop players.
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JR did say Jonah would have to fight for the 6, and he's show with JDB he's not afraid to drop players.
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"It's a tough one. Right now I'd have taken Matt Lodge. "
"In attack all I want to see from him and he can do this is play straight and Kautoga & Russell running hard lines that forces defenses to make decisions I don't necessarily need him to be the runner DB was because he's not that guy but again imo…"
"And Pezet still refuses to attempt tackling anything that runs at him"
"Agreed, if we are banking wins playing with so much to improve on, imagine what we are capable if we put it all together. "
"What a shame, that is 4-6 games he could have played to develop."
"I love his quick play the ball and workrate. He uses first contact to get down on elbows and generate quick play the ball. He can pass too. Might be time to see how he goes.
Is Penrith too much of a baptism of fire in the middle though?"
Is Penrith too much of a baptism of fire in the middle though?"
"Doesn't help that Cup were so poor today, nobody put their hand up."
"I want to give Jonah a few more weeks.I really think we can help him if we get more inside help so he can get off the line quicker that's what I'll be watching the guy who plays inside Jonah and when teams setup that right side attack if we are…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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How do we shape our forward pack for the rest for 2026
3 games this year have all had one thing in common. Paramatta have started all games horribly as they have been rolled through the middle by the opposition with ease.This has resulted in JDB being dropped. However, JR said JDB still has an important…
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Eels V Dragons 3-2-1
What a sea sawing game, with the referee really trying to influence the result. Some desperate digging deep in defence and working under fatigue coupled with some very very bad ball play by the Dragons has let us take the 2 points. So much more…
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2 points is 2 points
It wasn't perfect and it sure wasn't pretty but these are the games you have to bank early in the season. There's plenty to work on, but that's a good thing when you aren't playing well and still win. The dragons have been tough to start the…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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