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Zip zip replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion FB rumour.
"Agree. Had initially hoped Penisini developed into a decent centre but he hasn't. 
I'm now hoping Samrani could be that guy that solves our centre issue. "
5 minutes ago
Simon Priestly replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion FB rumour.
"Was hoping somebody else thought that, for the right price, id be more than happy to have him in the side. Out of favor at the moment, but a damaging off the back fence forward when hes on! "
14 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to Parra-all-the-way's discussion Ryles pressor
"Captain, That's a fair encapsulation of it. Well said.
The media made a point of it as well. Immediately.
It will be interesting to see if the media press him on it this week. And I wonder if he'll 'sigh' or have a 'chesire cat' smile about it.
I…"
26 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to John Boyle's discussion Concerning Stat - Moses
"Simple fix and I think they understand now get him playing both sides so he has the ability to affect the game more and to improve the mentioned stat.
You can't improve a stat like that if your fowards are getting arseholed it's one of those media…"
28 minutes ago
John Boyle replied to John Boyle's discussion Concerning Stat - Moses
"I understand your point but as I stated above, Dean Hawkins had less of a problem than what Moses is having."
44 minutes ago
Rabz S replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion FB rumour.
"There is also a rumour going around Leniu is on the outer at the rorters. They are happy to pay freight and would be interested in getting him out before June 30.
At the right price, he'd be a good signing."
45 minutes ago
Josh d replied to John Boyle's discussion Concerning Stat - Moses
"I think this is more an indication of the players around him. How many good lines do you see players like guymer and other forwards running to score tries. Or outside backs getting in a position to score. "
45 minutes ago
The Captain replied to Parra-all-the-way's discussion Ryles pressor
"It's just leadership shadow stuff - Ryles will learn with time. It's annoying, but as a leader everyone listens to every single word. There's no such thing as an "offhand comment" anymore. It'll all be analysed and used. 
Irritating, kinda silly,…"
1 hour ago
Parra_Greg replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"100% agree"
1 hour ago
Parra_Greg replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Eels ask for Sua 2026
"Farnworth "Something" "may"....WTFF"
1 hour ago
Who Cares replied to Alfred Mateo's discussion Saifiti medical retirement. Matterson-nothing to see here
"And Choc Mundine still thinks he was the best player in the world when he played"
1 hour ago
LB replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion FB rumour.
"And what did you expect mid year? Not always are you going to get a Su'A type from a club that is last. The good Wingers clubs won't let go now."
1 hour ago
LB replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion FB rumour.
"Jennings?"
1 hour ago
Offside replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion FB rumour.
"Tahu was the last decent centre we've signed and he had some good years.
The best we've developed is Penisini and that says alot"
1 hour ago
Offside replied to Alfred Mateo's discussion Saifiti medical retirement. Matterson-nothing to see here
"Matto has sought independent advice i think he still holds hope of playing again.
That's what ive heard anyway"
1 hour ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion FB rumour.
"The bigger problem is we've had outside back issues for years we seemingly struggle to get these guys.
I mean Fergusson Radradra Sivo are probably 3 of the most prominent we've had the last 10 odd years.
Gutho and Iongi at fullback the last 10…"
1 hour ago
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I have been keeping a close eye on the performance of Moses lately, one concerning stat I have come across is that over the last 3 years he is only producing a try assist every second game on average.I'm a little bit concerned by this stat to be…

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