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Poupou Escobar replied to Eli Stephens's discussion NAS
"If there's a payout, I'm certain it is included in the cap."
11 minutes ago
Acme replied to Eli Stephens's discussion NAS
"There are just as many people on here who love to whinge about other people always whinging"
13 minutes ago
Will 5150 replied to Eli Stephens's discussion NAS
"Always thought he was a bit of a tool... but that might just be because of the jersey! End of the day - he's big, tough and angry... and we have, well, about none of that. Wouldn't bench him... start him... and have him focus on his hitups, keep him…"
42 minutes ago
Adam Magrath replied to Eli Stephens's discussion NAS
"Why did he go to the Titans? "
51 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Eli Stephens's discussion NAS
"He won't go to Perth he wants to win.I think he'll take less to win."
54 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Eli Stephens's discussion NAS
"He opts out of his contract is my understanding the Storm pay an agreed sum.Caps cleared.
The player has to instigate it though."
55 minutes ago
Parra_Greg replied to Eli Stephens's discussion How would you blokes fix international footy ?
"Thats a tough one....Can clearly see from last night the Ashes from a league perspective has fizzled.  Wembly half full and a lopsided score card, even though the Aussies phoned it in.....match was lacklusture.....82,86,90 and 94 where the apex and…"
1 hour ago
Darren Munro replied to Eelawarra's discussion How the Bailey Simonsson Rift Was Healed: Looking in the Mirror
"Good! We are very thin on outside backs. With Richie penisini rumoured to be leaving. After simonsson I don't know who is remaining? "
1 hour ago
EA replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion EELS FANS STOP WHINGING
"I recon in 2027, the club hope that the 1/6/7 in NRL is Iongi, Renzo and Moses. Then Papalii, Risati, Fletcher, Coinakis the 1/6/7/9 in nsw cup. Perhaps will want an experienced head as well in NSW cup to help those young blokes. "
1 hour ago
LB replied to Eli Stephens's discussion How would you blokes fix international footy ?
"Yeah too much money in Origin, never going to happen. People watch Origin more than International footy, just facts."
3 hours ago
Tin Tim replied to Eli Stephens's discussion NAS
"This would be a great signing, rep player, premiership winning monster, that would tske us to another level. Their always a few negative people here, always bagging out the decisions the Ryles & the club makes. Next year when we are sitting in the…"
3 hours ago
Adam Magrath replied to Eli Stephens's discussion NAS
"I could absolutely see Tino going to Perth, but back to Melbourne I don't think that will happen."
4 hours ago
Eli Stephens replied to Eli Stephens's discussion How would you blokes fix international footy ?
"I think Origin has been watered down so much it's mostly Samoan and Tongans playing in it anyway. Why not get rid of it completely and do Australia NZ Samoa Tonga in a tournament style over 3 weeks. Be way better then whatever origin is right now. "
4 hours ago
Longfin Eel replied to Eli Stephens's discussion How would you blokes fix international footy ?
"I think that's an issue which has never been addressed. How can you play for NSW or QLD and also play for another country. I get it if that player has little chance of being selected for Australia, but if they play for an Australian state team, I…"
4 hours ago
Poppa replied to Eli Stephens's discussion How would you blokes fix international footy ?
"Hence the tribalism, England and to a slightly lessor extent NZ are our tribal enemies.
May develop and change if Tonga and Samoa start kicking our arse! Fiji still a sleeping giant?
God help us if PNG ever get there."
4 hours ago
Poppa replied to Eli Stephens's discussion How would you blokes fix international footy ?
"Yes Eli, this "whole" game of Rugby League is based on tribalism.....you won't get that anywhere as this one, apparently they fought wars for centuries.
The reason I support Parramatta is purely tribal!"
4 hours ago
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