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"Yes, kicking behind the line is something missing for us that our 6 and 1 should provide. Iongi has developed it and we scored off his kicks against Brisbane I think. Really need him back."
"Foran played 162 NRL games AFTER HE LEFT THE EELS. Add that to the 147 he played in his first stint at Manly and the 9 games he played for us, Foran played over 300 NRL games. Hardly a player with "problems". Most likely is that he got the fuck out…"
"Yehez, yep, you'd probably rather defend on the line with 13-men than further up-field where full-backs and wingers drop back for the kick; almost a 10-man line.
That's also a reason we probably need to be better at scoring tries off kicks behind…"
That's also a reason we probably need to be better at scoring tries off kicks behind…"
"Daz, that’s a fascinating point. I listened to Kent’s podcast after your post.
Kent claims around half the RLPA poll respondents were senior players with 8+ years experience (over 200 seasons of experience) and their concerns included:
the game…"
Kent claims around half the RLPA poll respondents were senior players with 8+ years experience (over 200 seasons of experience) and their concerns included:
the game…"
""The Eels have also defended multiple consecutive sets without conceding points. The issue is not whether they can. But how often they are forced to do it."
Pretty much. And that comes from incomplete sets and dropped balls. Our systems on the line…"
Pretty much. And that comes from incomplete sets and dropped balls. Our systems on the line…"
"Well, how many half chances that the Eels have left out there would have been converted with Hayne and Semi? The Eels rank 11th for converting a normal set into a try. If there are set restarts? The Eels drop to 15th for scoring a try after a set…"
"The Rugby League Eye Test released its mid-season report todasy and calculated Top and Bottom 20 players for player contribtion.
In the Bottom 20 list, Penisini sits . . . 3rd (worst). Luckily the resident 1Eyedeel Recruitment & Retention Experts…"
In the Bottom 20 list, Penisini sits . . . 3rd (worst). Luckily the resident 1Eyedeel Recruitment & Retention Experts…"
"LB, is the poll mentioned by Kent the one conducted by the RLPA? Where they 'reported' that 50% of the players no longer enjoy the game as much as they once did and 80% think the refs decide matches?
I would put almost zero confidence in those…"
I would put almost zero confidence in those…"
"Well if you listen to the recent Paul Kent episode he mentions, and mentioned this before today as well, the NRL seems to be a place that is miserable to work out. Very high turnover rates. Even to a point where many NRL club CEO's felt for Abdo…"
"We had him by the short-ones in court until they pulled the plug. I weep for the dirt we had that went to waste."
"ethan strange was already in the squad"
"Warriors going great atm. Why would they want to dampen that by signing will penisini?."
"Ugly pete should be next another arrogant prick "
"Fui never gets talked about the way he should. I stand by that if we won in 09' he wins the CC medal."
"It was shit but I've forgotten you already.
Who is Vlandys gonna teabag now?"
Who is Vlandys gonna teabag now?"
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Kent: "Players Revolt & Ref Turmoil"; A Ticking Time Bomb?
There is an alleged RLPA player poll being talked about in the podcast world that could provide explosive media click-bait when it's officially released soon. Paul Kent’s May 25th podcast (from about the 34th minute) claims that around half the…
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V'landyball: The Momentum Wars
Gus Gould is right when he says defence starts with your attack. In V’landyball, that’s truer than ever. Average margins are over 20 points and average scoreline is over 50 points in total. The highest in history. The old saying is defence…
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Moses Inured & Looking Unlikely For Origin One. Matt Burton & Ethan Strange Brought Into The Squad
Danny Weidler reporting on Nine's insta account that Moses has a leg problem and has been sent for scans. Matt Burton his likely replacement.https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYv28UHkr8D/
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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