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"Sua would be alright and we move Williams to fulltime middle. "
"Again, other than Su'A, there is a reason these players are available.
Not saying I wouldn't want them, I would, but temper expectations as there is a reason these players aren't wanted by their clubs."
Not saying I wouldn't want them, I would, but temper expectations as there is a reason these players aren't wanted by their clubs."
"Get sua, xerri and timoko and we looking good...but we'll get 0/3"
"😂🤣😂🤣 ...sad thing is you may be correct."
"Make a big offer to Fletcher Sharp at the Knights. He's a gun 5/8 and they've just paid $1.3 million for Brown. No doubt MON will make a 12 month offer for Ben Hunt instead. "
"Sua is a must"
"Definitely go for sua if available. "
"Unfortunately for us defence is, almost exclusively, what wins premierships. If you look at the development of most clubs it seems it's much easier to get a great defensive system and then ramp up the attack than it is to develop a great attack and…"
"No, all the article said were that contracts were put on hold
Stop spreading misinformation"
Stop spreading misinformation"
"To be honest I have no issues with performance enhancing drugs in professional sports. They all do it anyway and already destroy their bodies in the name of sport. I doubt many if any world records are broken nowadays completely clean.
Let the boys…"
Let the boys…"
"Agree, Kautoga showed some form towards the end of last year, but I can't see him becoming the elite player we need on the bench edge. Get Sua and have Kautoga as a bench or backup."
"His not up to it bro. Would much rather Sua "
"Looked to me like he knew he was a dead man walking, definitely looks out of answers, or that he knows he can't get this squad over the line. Buying Gutho, Holmes and Cook will haunt him. I still think he has some good value as a coach, he could be…"
"Are the Dragons serious? Sua has been one of their best players. I know he has some mistakes in him, but I'd go for him in a heartbeat, take him out of the Dragons and he will be a gun."
"Kautoga was great last year before injury. Unfortunately this year he struggles a bit because he needs to cover for Pezet being shit"
"Talagi is a play one prop. So all his runs attract 4 defenders which doesnt result in many meters. However whoever takes the hit up after him gains the benefit. Talagi has better footwork, aggression and offload. Nunn just runs straight. The way we…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Jayden sua and cook told to look elsewhere
I wouldn't mind sua. I think it'll be a awesome addition,a lot of power and strong defense.Dont know bout cook but sua definitely
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Congratulations Michael Ennis!
It'd be poor form if we didn't show appreciation for those who have represented the Mighty Eels in some capacity. Former Eels specialist Hooking coach Michael Ennis was instrumental in helping the likes of Josh Hodgeson & Brendan Hands reach the…
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Hail the Visconti
Flegg beat the Tigers today 30-4. Partly due to a magnificent display from starting prop Zack Visconti which earned him Man of the Match. What a performance he gave. He started with a bandaged right thigh and limped at times, but you would have…
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Panthers then daylight
Our loss last week was bad but looking at this panthers team and how ahead of the cmp they are its hard not to 1. Be impressed 2. Concerned The way they keep on getting better is scary they used to be our little neighbours now they are the biggest…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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