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"Would you go Keaon if he was available again NOS? Just don't let Michael see your response and argue something entirely different to what was being argued ahaha.
On Ford, that is the thing with Barnett going would they let Ford go. But also, they…"
On Ford, that is the thing with Barnett going would they let Ford go. But also, they…"
"no, not worth that, 400 or 450 the max, would rather Xerri actually"
"DT reporting that Shibasaki is open to going anywhere for the right price. Broncos reported offer is $300K. Think he is looking around the $600K maybe depending on other contract terms. He is an SOO player. Would you try to get him for around that…"
"It's all connected though. Penrith's big advantage in the last 6 years has been the way their backline takes the ball carrying pressure off their middles. At their peak, Leota and JFH were averaging between 120 and 150 metres per game (I'm leaving…"
"He either was pushed or wanted a new challenge as there was talk of him looking elsewhere this time last year. I hope Ben Ikin gets it."
"Hopefully as he is blight to our great game and should take his bum buddy V'Landys with him. Than hopefully they get rid or the minuplation six agains and hold the poorest ref the NRL has ever had accountible for their poor porformances especially…"
"Hayne never played with an elite level half at club level for an extended period. Finch was about the closest he ever got and that was right at the start of his career. He played chunks of his career with Jeff Robson, Chris Sandow, Ben Roberts and…"
"Shame your so old 🥺. As you appear to not know what your blabbing about. Just stick with the crossword puzzles and cleaning your dentures 🤣"
"I'd be happy with both those two."
"As much as I'd love to hear he was sacked over the Lomax text's, I don't think he was. He quit and is heading to Tennis Australia."
"O'neill's applying for the top job"
"IMO, he is very overrated, since we were looking at signing him i have been watching him closely. KK is a solid forward who can play big minutes. To pay the money he's getting, or anything close, he is not worth it. In today's game, you need…"
"When can gardening resume Poppa? Though thanks to Albo's new laws makes gardening for particular things harder 😂"
"Stick to what you know Mallee, that's nothing.....Farnworth fantasies show's as much reality as you being a real Parra supporter, back to the Kennell dopey."
"Abdo was a blight to the game. Showed arrogance and honestly just saw him to be this used car salesman when he talked. Never could stand him. He nearly stuffed up the recent TV deal, he strong armed weak clubs and bowed to strong clubs. Ben Ikin I…"
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Abdo Gonski
Sacked. Received your comeuppance in full. "In February 2026, text messages surfaced in a New South Wales Supreme Court case involving player Zac Lomax's attempt to join the Melbourne Storm from the Parramatta Eels. During a contract dispute,…
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Signing predictions !
If you can only name one player who you think will be most likely coming to Parramatta for 2027, who will it be ?Whether you truly have inside info or just an educated guess, it doesn't matter. The whole excersize of this blog is to create some…
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Hypothetical Question
If we were to add a prime Jarryd Hayne and a prime Semi Radradra to our current squad do you think we'd be a premiership threat?
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Burton to Eels?
Lots of rumors im seeing on social media. Has anyone herd this? Are we happy with this if it happens? I think burto/moses could be lethal
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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