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"Eels trial games announced...Sunday 15th February at 6pm at Henson Park (briliant old league ground) VS SharksSaturday 21st Febraury at 6pm at Gosford VS Roosters "
"I hope you're right Bluey. It will make it harder at year's end though if he does play up to his reputation.
I expect the club to have a plan B in place should Tataliana not progess as thought or obtains a long term injury. What that is, is the big…"
I expect the club to have a plan B in place should Tataliana not progess as thought or obtains a long term injury. What that is, is the big…"
"2 for 8, well you do know that you don't replace every player you let go with outside options right? "
"Looking forward to the season for sure. When do the trials start-anyone know?
Just a thought- Kelma as a middle. Size, speed and strength?"
Just a thought- Kelma as a middle. Size, speed and strength?"
"JAC is a long time Fabri disciple much like Jarryd Hayne was back in the day.
Not sure HoE how long the mentioned have been with him it just came up in a FB feed but at least they are with him because he improves peoples speed out of sight.
I saw an…"
Not sure HoE how long the mentioned have been with him it just came up in a FB feed but at least they are with him because he improves peoples speed out of sight.
I saw an…"
"I was under the impression that a number of players were receiving sprint training, starting at JAC."
"Hey Arnie.....you must have got something good for NEW YEAR......8 White Doves and a Paulo in a Pear Tree....left over's from Xmas ain't bad.
Chiefy and me just got to swap wives, same ole, same ole!......Hector an old Grey Mare and he tells me she…"
Chiefy and me just got to swap wives, same ole, same ole!......Hector an old Grey Mare and he tells me she…"
"Who are these 8 players?
Hope you're not referring to Weirimu Greig, Dunster, hands and Joey Lussick.
A broom stick would replace them"
Hope you're not referring to Weirimu Greig, Dunster, hands and Joey Lussick.
A broom stick would replace them"
"Pezet will be awesome for us Arnie, if he is I hope your up to admitting it. Lol
Pezet will unlock Moses like they do at Origin level. Ball playing attack on both sides of the ruck will keep defenses guessing. Iongi and Addo Carr and our Edges are…"
Pezet will unlock Moses like they do at Origin level. Ball playing attack on both sides of the ruck will keep defenses guessing. Iongi and Addo Carr and our Edges are…"
"I think in general, I want to take an each way bet there Hoe. A foot in both doors perhaps, but only to the point that, I find it difficult to stay quite when i see something that may be wrong, and this can come across as negative, but it's meant to…"
"It helps if you do"
"Jack Williams and Bailey Simonsson are Fabri clients.
Feels like the game is more based on interval training and I'm not sure when they taper down closer to the season they include the short sharp explosive speed.Even plyometrics is another exercise…"
Feels like the game is more based on interval training and I'm not sure when they taper down closer to the season they include the short sharp explosive speed.Even plyometrics is another exercise…"
"💯 the best organisations/franchises/pro sports teams make mistakes all, the time but they learn from them that's the difference the good ones come out the other side for the better.
NE Patriots were a prime example I remember way back when they…"
NE Patriots were a prime example I remember way back when they…"
"As far as signings and the position associated with the signing Iongi is lightyears the best signing of the JR era.
This guys a 10 year plus fullback at the club if he wants it.
For me the biggest improvement I can see in his game is without the…"
This guys a 10 year plus fullback at the club if he wants it.
For me the biggest improvement I can see in his game is without the…"
"You don't just sign players in summer "
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Cant wait for 2026 season start
We got two players replacing eight players one of them not commented to us because he going to the Broncos next year and wont be trying to hard and trying not to get hurt and other one looking for full up hes retirement funSo bring on 2026 season
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Isaiah Iongi: Coming Out Of His Shell
Apologies if anyone has posted this before. I was listening to this interview in the car yesterday and was impressed by Iongi's attitude. An outstanding ambassador for young kids, his family, his heritage, other players rising through the ranks, and…
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Happy New Year To All My Fellow Eels Fans
Let's hope 26 is someone better for all of us including our beloved Eels, let's go Parra in 26 and get behind the boys and girls for a big season ahead go the mighty Eels
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Pivot to the Next.
Chances of this happening. On another note Payne Hass is available for talks as well. 'I'll get in first, and say he can be quality , he is not whom we should target, as he is not a mid season buy or a misdemeanour problem child looking for…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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