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"And worst run club in the southern hemisphere "
"probably correct that's why he doesn't designate another goal kicker because he enjoys missing them. Shhh"
"That's Troy, he's a massive Parramatta fan. He runs the Parra Cave Podcast and has just about the largest jersey collection I've ever seen."
"I sat in the swarm a few weeks ago my goodness some of those guys look like they need support workers with them.
That guy shows up on my feed from time to time poor fella his whole identity is built around supporting the worst sporting club in…"
That guy shows up on my feed from time to time poor fella his whole identity is built around supporting the worst sporting club in…"
"Moses is the best player in our squad with daylight second. He's getting to that stage in his career where he needs to start protecting his body if he wants to play on for more years still - he's had quite a few seasons now where injuries have kept…"
"Totally agree Yehez that lineup is by far our best option"
"Not only Moses with his groin, we have Smith with his sternum, which he aggravated on the weekend. Penisini with his leg, and Paulo with his knee. We have too many injuries in the club atm, this is why these players are playing on, but no one gives…"
"Nah, Moses is not aware of his injury, keep it hush hush, we don't want it getting out."
"The great strength and weakness of the internet. Anyone can put their ideas and feelings out there, no matter insightful or unhinged they may be."
"You would think that if he's aware of his injury ( which you'd think he would) and that he's also aware his own performance isn't the same again which he should be if he's being honest and transparent the surely he would also be aware his goal…"
"Did I mention the one where I became very excited and cooked all the eggs in the carton? "
"He's always been rubbish at getting repeat sets through his short kicking game and it annoys the hell out of me.I remember him being really creative in his youth, but now he's a boring robot."
"I recon he doesnt suit that Roosters/Bondi culture."
"Sign him now leg speed in the middle. "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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O’Neill Era Marked by Damning Lack of Junior Development at Parramatta
O'neill's failure in developing players Since Mark O’Neill joined Parramatta in 2019, the club’s junior development output has fallen well short of expectations, with very few genuine NRL-standard players progressing from the system into the top…
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Concerning Stat - Moses
I have been keeping a close eye on the performance of Moses lately, one concerning stat I have come across is that over the last 3 years he is only producing a try assist every second game on average.I'm a little bit concerned by this stat to be…
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FB rumour.
Some stuff floating around that Jeral Skelton is on his way out of the Tigers and coming to ParraA rumour at this stageBut it is believed the Eels were originally interested in a loan but now with Skelton out of favour at the Tigers a longer deal…
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Whose this battler.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/932132293189759/?fs=e&fs=e1EE guy for sure nevermind the fact the teams in a pickle 😂
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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