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"I reckon we keep Tuilagi and use him as impact, move Williams to middle in the first rotations.
Youre right Dragons have a big pack and can grind."
Youre right Dragons have a big pack and can grind."
"Yep same sediment "
"Your too quick super I was editing my post to say "I understand you need adds to keep the site afloat " but it created a new post below.
i have tried ad blocker apps with not much luck. You got any suggestions for an app to use on iPad?"
i have tried ad blocker apps with not much luck. You got any suggestions for an app to use on iPad?"
"Kautoga made a few errors. I don't think he's locked in"
"Why kautoga so locked in that edge? His pathetic, Tuilagi & Williams backrowers any day. "
"Doorey did ok. He and Sam Tuivaiti changed the momentum when they came on. You could be right though "
"Against the Dragons I'm taking my physical line up.
Make no mistake this is a trap game for us if we get cute and don't physically matchup with the Dragons this is a loseable game.
We need to establish go foward and as above we need to be physically…"
Make no mistake this is a trap game for us if we get cute and don't physically matchup with the Dragons this is a loseable game.
We need to establish go foward and as above we need to be physically…"
"I reckon Doorey is the guy to drop out. Williams to 2nd row. Tuilagi to bench. Hopgood to prop."
"That also was a bullshit call ....hardly touched him."
"Loko Pasifika Tonga is off contract at the end of this year for 2028 though, if we sign him the Dragons might release him early like Finau Latu to the dogs. Apparently his not happy with his first grade pathway as they signed Keaon, Josh Kerr and…"
"He's not running from there the defense is too compressed that extra step is taking time off Pezet the only reason the kick is an option because his times gone.
Go back and have a good look at TDS's service it's the worst part of his game the fact…"
Go back and have a good look at TDS's service it's the worst part of his game the fact…"
"That pass is actually an example of good dummy half play. That close to the line you're not going to beat the defenders with a pass straight off the ground. His step back and dummy holds up the A and B defenders which sees the outside men come up…"
"Pop, next time when Moses is out, the next man up unquestionally, should be Apa Twidle. This guy is a playmaker and leader, and he is ready.
And so I don't want to lose him, as believe me he's getting noticed by everyone looking for young talent.
My…"
And so I don't want to lose him, as believe me he's getting noticed by everyone looking for young talent.
My…"
"He's hell bent on boxing ay, T'Brown, Sam, Rhyda, Latu, Lokeni , Moretti, Guymer , Funa-Luta and even Jordan Miller ... we looking goods there and they bring mongrel with them too"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Your Team list v Dragons - Kelma must stay
1. Iongi 2. Fox3. Russell 4. Samrami/Penasini 5. Simmonson 6. Pezet7 Mo8. Jnr 9 Smith 10. Williams 11. Kelma Tuilagi 12 kit Kautoga 13. Debelin 14. Da Silva 15. Sam Tuivaiti 16. Walker17. Doorey 18. Hopgood * Kelma did enough and is a strike…
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2026 Disrupter Rule - Why wasn't this a penalty to the Eels?
Why wasn't this a penatly against the Broncos last night?The new aerial contest rules state that to catch or bat the ball back, players must use two hands. Using one hand to slap the ball down is a penatly.In realtime it was a little difficult to…
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Greatest Eels Comebacks?
So the Eels turned a 6-20 deficit (after 25 mins) against the Broncos, the previous year's (2025) grand final winners, into not only a 22-20 half time lead but a 40-32 win. It was spectacularly dumbfounding to watch. What Eels comebacks stand out…
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BRONCOS 32-40 EELS
WHAT A WIN BOYZZZWhat a win, we stuck in there the whole game after a terrible start to the game. Tuilagi was brilliant despite an early high tackle leading to a try he scored 2 tries and was a brilliant ball runner of the edge. Iongi is the spark…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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