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"The game has structurally changed significantly .....a lot of teams have not adjusted including the Bulldogs and Raiders.....
Not to sure Im that convinced with Vlandy ball
could this bring Burton to us lol ...may be ??
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Not to sure Im that convinced with Vlandy ball
could this bring Burton to us lol ...may be ??
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"This is spot on coryn, if the edge defence was the culprit opposing teams wouldn't bother attacking the middle first they would just go after the edges early. Remember when the eels had some level of success against the panthers and performed…"
"Prof Daz ...ok one last time.
Poppa and yourself seem to have alot of advice for other punters on this site. Whether my tone is shrill or otherwise .....you still cant answer a question....or refuse too ....if our position is purely scapegoating an…"
Poppa and yourself seem to have alot of advice for other punters on this site. Whether my tone is shrill or otherwise .....you still cant answer a question....or refuse too ....if our position is purely scapegoating an…"
"Do you make your own luck, or does some form of football god decide the luck. Interesting topic Eli."
"What a disaster. I reckon the players still resent Galvin coming in like a ring in"
"Lot of pats on back for Ciraldo last few years now look at the place "
"It's a balance yeah, but a team like raiders dogs last season is more about luck then anything. The classy teams but you right will just be near top "
"See this where I've always thought different defensively I see alot of edge issues start from the middle if your passive and losing the collision leaving bodies on the ground your edges get exposed.You can cover this up with guys who have good…"
"The cream usually rises to the top Eli. Diligent recruitment, player development, coaching and strength and fitness are big factors. Id give luck less than 10% of most teams success in any season. I do believe the club is on a winner with Ryles. …"
"Parra G, you were offered a chance to actually identify conclusions that didn't follow from premises that were untrue and you're reply is to reply in a shrill voice "but but illogical". It's not clear you even know what it takes to prove a claim is…"
"To'o Martin and Alamoti please."
"Volkman just doesn't have the speed that's required to become a class 6 in the nrl. He's shown over 15 m he has agility, but I saw him trying to chase a player last weekend, and he was treading water."
"Yes, although some called me out in my blog about our next 6 last week, I said Volkman was not the long term answer.
Id like to see Lorenzo now given time in the 6 jumper. Surely if there's a couple more losses Lorenzo comes in.
It really looks…"
Id like to see Lorenzo now given time in the 6 jumper. Surely if there's a couple more losses Lorenzo comes in.
It really looks…"
"We just need to annex Parramatta to Papa New Guinea, and offer tax free contracts. Jobs done."
"I suspect joash will be his backup and re-signed"
"Someone sees it for what it is. Good call Fiddy.
Just wearing a blue and gold jersey should not mean they get to be resigned. Look at what the Dragons are doing right now. Drinkwater, Kolomatangi, Metcalf. Who is in charge of contract negotiations…"
Just wearing a blue and gold jersey should not mean they get to be resigned. Look at what the Dragons are doing right now. Drinkwater, Kolomatangi, Metcalf. Who is in charge of contract negotiations…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Lot of luck involved in an nrl season.
Just looking at the ladder and recent results, bulldogs raiders both had strong seasons last year and now look horrible and languishing at the bottom of the table. Yes recruitment and coaching is imporant but you also need a hell of a lot of luck…
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Volkman shopped to Super Leage clubs
https://www.loverugbyleague.com/post/parramatta-eels-halfback-offered-to-super-league-clubs Ronald Volkman is the latest NRL player to be offered up to Super League clubs heading into 2027.The halfback is currently out of contract at Parramatta Eels…
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The Parramatta Eels vs Melbourne Storm Rivalry
Ahead of the game this weekend I thought I would do a video on my Youtube channel about the rivalry between Parramatta and Melbourne. What started off as a grudge match has slowly turned into a bitter rivalry over the years and the Zac Lomax thing…
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Speed, Power, Athleticism, But Not Specifically Size; These are the Key Areas Emerging Under These Rules Forced on Teams
We have a poster on here JC who wrote some intriguing comments on touch football techniques, the power and speed aspects of our forwards in the game, and the effect that power running backs add to that equation. He dived into some techniques used in…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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