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"It's something i love doing. Dad and i used to go all the time and feel like he is there with me despite the result so added motivation to going."
"We need another Hooker, not sure if Da Silva can get full 80. Maybe he will be fine but not ideal incase Da Silva goes off at any point. At least with Joash you could get by for 10-15mins at Hooker, but already at Fullback."
"They were mentally shattered after that game v the Tigers and it was always going to be tough backing up after that. Doesn't it make good weekend awesome when win!!"
"Poppa how did you feel about Pryke. Mataele was great but Pryke i felt just tackled anything that wiggles."
"Respect for turning up and supporting them.
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"Yep, shout out to the Ref as well, he was fantastic and just let the game flow."
"Ah awesome, i listened to Ryles presser and heard it ahha. Thanks EA."
"3. Moses - Sensational, just looked ultra focused. Kicked for 772m (more than the Dogs entire team), his defence was superb & converted perfectly. That's the Mitch Moses we love.
2. Paulo - Didn't think he still had this in him as a starter - 169m,…"
2. Paulo - Didn't think he still had this in him as a starter - 169m,…"
"If moses got his conversions against tigers, we'd be 6th..."
"Can renzo play 9"
"I think his job today was to lead the middle defence to start the game. Chase the collision. He did it extremely well. He came on at the end again "
"RTS is another one they could maybe look at, just to stick on the wing. We need to find some "
"If they can try sign Taulagi from cowboys he would probably be decent enough as a winger. Just find a decent nrl winger for sure. "
"Whoever was calling him Kearney 2.0 has no clue what league is. Ryles is a Ivan Cleary 2.0."
"No idea. Renzo is absolutely carving up nsw cup right now"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Credit where credit due
I have been very critical of our team last week but to win despite all injuries against a top 4 team is impressive. Seen we have DNA that something to proud of.
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The Unicorns Strike Back
If some of you people can check in your hipocracy after last week, it may be you will be able to see your own biases.Have a read of what Pro Daz said about scapegoats. You called it well Daz and it showed up how people change given circumstances…
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Eels V Dogs 3-2-1
3 Points - Mitch Moses Led the team around superbly, had a hand in everything, kicked for near 800m2 Points - Will Penisni Ran hard making 7 tackle busts1 Point - Jack Williams Topped the tackle count with only 1 miss. Played the full 80 minutes…
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Game Day Blog R7 v Dogs: The M*A*S*H Unit (UPSET W38-20 WOW)
We host our greatest and longest foe this afternoon. Can our brave 1986 premiership warriors inspire us? "It's come without warning," Gus Gould told us earlier this week. He was not referring to our injury list that is around half our squad. A…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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