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"Arrogant club the storm. I wouldn't expect any different from them. Can't wait until round 1 ryles have them ready this will be a classic"
""Ultimately, the rebel rugby competition’s start date was delayed, leaving Lomax without a club or contract for the 2026 season.Tripp defended Lomax, believing the star outside back was put between a rock and a hard place when R360 postponed their…"
"They've also been holding Pezet wishart Sua in nsw cup for years when they should have been playing first grade for years. Classic storm "
"What a sooky little b*tch. Yea, give Parra a stick of chewed gum and an IOU while Storm get a Rep Quality winger. Piss off."
"Eels have done everything correctly and have followed the contract stipulations. Storm can't leak or do anything because eels haven't done anything wrong. 🤣 if the shoe was on the other foot can be sure Melbourne would be doing the same "
"Given how generally piss weak and conservative the eels are as a club, we must have some almighty juicy stuff on the storm to take this to court..."
"Oh i think old boy accidently forgot they told Ryles to join them from roosters as Bellamy was retiring and they were going to give Ryles the head coash role... But then they screwed Ryles over and extended Bellamy. Whoopsie!"
"It's all in the name. His Trippin.
Poor old hard done by Storm, finally called out and they melt, it's like running home to mummy. "The big bad Eels are telling people the truth and serving subpoenas on us for court.".
'Playbook 101 when it's…"
Poor old hard done by Storm, finally called out and they melt, it's like running home to mummy. "The big bad Eels are telling people the truth and serving subpoenas on us for court.".
'Playbook 101 when it's…"
"What a cooked response. Appreciate that he's losing the PR battle with almost every fan on this matter and he has to try and change the framing of how it's looking, but I hope he gets flogged for even suggestion Parra is trying to be unreasonable on…"
"Boo farkin hoooooo"
"Adequate compensation my arse. Parra were being strong armed by Melbourne and the NRL, we simply strong armed back. Cry me a river you flog"
"Give us our premiership you stole!
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"I agree with Mutts in that he is not a great finisher, his strengths to me is the centres where his defence is almost dominant, I have said for a long time that I think Pensini could be a revelation as a winger, he is not fast but very strong and…"
"@Randy Handlinger .....LOL I like it, but I am a dominant not submissive."
"Chiefy and Randic....hymmm I would take you both with me because my wife needs someone to hold her up at the bar! that said I have strong doubts that Randic could get past the sniffer dogs at the airport......Chiefy, well he is a different case, to…"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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‘Leaks and grandstanding’: Storm boss unloads on Eels over Lomax
Storm chairman Matt Tripp took aim at Parramatta for what he saw as deliberately taking the dispute public, accusing the club of running to the media to control the narrative around the Zac Lomax saga. Tripp suggested the Eels chose headlines over…
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EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
Cameron Bamblett (19)2025 Australian Schoolboy. Made his Jersey Flegg debut at 18 years old in 2025 and was very good in his games at fullback. Was very good in SG ball in 2025 in sweeping plays with his ability to find the right pass and slice the…
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Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
Here is an article about a few questions regarding the Eels squad. 1) Penisini, Addo-Carr and who: I think this the biggest question in the squad right now. With the recent news of Simonsson's ankle injury (not serious) could see Kelly overtake him…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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