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"PNG may very well appeal to Nathan.
Not only is his entire salary tax free, his girlfriend is from PNG. Her mother still lives there. Nathan and Mary Fowler have stated they want a large family and want to get cracking at it.
Dont underestimate the…"
Not only is his entire salary tax free, his girlfriend is from PNG. Her mother still lives there. Nathan and Mary Fowler have stated they want a large family and want to get cracking at it.
Dont underestimate the…"
"Fair enough, Clint. Perhaps a breakdown in communication from us both, it's hard with written words - apologies if I misunderstood your post.
I do get it, the negativity can be draining, and I'm definitely more pessimistic so far than I like to…"
I do get it, the negativity can be draining, and I'm definitely more pessimistic so far than I like to…"
"and storm just landed Jamaynne Isaako, crazy
we landed a few mozzies at best"
we landed a few mozzies at best"
"We had our fundamental change when we sacked BA, I can't stop wondering how much extra help Ryles may have had from a cashed up, smart R&R front that could have signed Ryles first choice players. The list of missed talent is a who's who of the NRL…"
"Thank you LB, respect is very much mutual.
Speaking of which, remember how we discussed 'aging forwards' pre season and sort of disagreed?
Well, with how the game is played this year, & watching a few aging forwards closely around the ruck, I reckon…"
Speaking of which, remember how we discussed 'aging forwards' pre season and sort of disagreed?
Well, with how the game is played this year, & watching a few aging forwards closely around the ruck, I reckon…"
"If I'm Nathan Cleary I'm not leaving Penrith.
Theres no reason for him to go to PNG unless his oldman becomes the coach there.
Outside of that if he wants global appeal he should go to Union I know he has a relationship with Dan Carter so if…"
Theres no reason for him to go to PNG unless his oldman becomes the coach there.
Outside of that if he wants global appeal he should go to Union I know he has a relationship with Dan Carter so if…"
"I don't see doom and gloom at all I think it's just the realisation of how far Penrith who are the benchmark and
Parra are apart is all.This is the realisation it's not just inbetween the lines you have to be good…"
Parra are apart is all.This is the realisation it's not just inbetween the lines you have to be good…"
"I'm not attacking you NOS, sorry if it seemed that way. I could just see that score coming from a mile away, so i'm surprised at some of the comments on here. If we lose to the Tigers on Monday, then I will be side by side venting with you. But,…"
"Thats Mark O'Neil's brilliant work. We do have a crap roster that most teams don't fear, it's just we are blinded by bias. We have no centres, 1 winger and 1 halfback. Our forwards are crap and we rely on unearthing talent.
We buy reserve graders…"
We buy reserve graders…"
"I was literally thinking about this in the morning lol. I would have 100% taken 2-2 record to start the year given the draw we had. In isolation it is very good. But then I am like, I think I would have prefered 1-3 record if it meant our defence…"
"If there is one thing NOS is not it is an overreactor. NOS sparingly replies here, when he does it always is well thought out and not reactionary."
"Good response NOS that makes me understand the point of view."
"The loss was no surprise, and no the Panthers & the result aren't the issue, at least personally.
If you didn't watch the game, then maybe you don’t have the insight to attack others about their 'lack of awareness’.
I’m not emotional, and don't…"
If you didn't watch the game, then maybe you don’t have the insight to attack others about their 'lack of awareness’.
I’m not emotional, and don't…"
"Well considering that none, I repeat none of our forwards in our top 30 are signed past 2027 and we are ageing, doesn't surprise me.
Our forwards are a weak link and Ryles has shown he knows it needs to be fixed.
All I know is if I was Ryles, I'd be…"
Our forwards are a weak link and Ryles has shown he knows it needs to be fixed.
All I know is if I was Ryles, I'd be…"
"He is but need to pay his bail as a transfer fee."
"There's only tw reasons Cleary will leave the Panthers.
Money
Global appeal
We can't compete with the money the Chiefs will be able to throw at Clearly as it's tax-free, it's just not going to happen.And, as much as I love the diversity of Parra…"
Money
Global appeal
We can't compete with the money the Chiefs will be able to throw at Clearly as it's tax-free, it's just not going to happen.And, as much as I love the diversity of Parra…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Eels ranked 14th most valuable roster in comp.
SMH article has the eels roster valued at 14th in the competition just above the dragons and Titans. We are well behind the heavyweights in roster class. Ryles is doing a solid job with what he has available but R + R need to go shopping badly.…
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This Isn’t a Bad Game — This Is Who We Are
I’m done pretending this is just a bad game. This is who we truly are — and it’s been the same story for years.Every season repeats the same cycle. We beat average teams, everyone says “we’re so close,” and then when it counts, we get exposed by the…
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Timoko told to look elsewhere
Looks like Raiders are moving on Timoko, he's basically a better version of penisni. Wouldn't hate him in blue and gold lol
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The Rich keep getting Richer
Robin Hood has struck again Melbourne snar Winger Jamayne Isaako, Issako replaces Meaney with the departing Meany who will go to the Bears
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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