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"Hope the boys will perform at the same level of effort and desire if not even higher as what they had shown against the dogs.That level should be the norm from hereon - run hard, tackle hard, complete each set, no silly errors and dumb penalties,…"
"If only Mataele had the fitness, he'd be starting every week. The guy has some size and power to him. If Pryke added another 5kg of muscle, he'd be a starting 13 IMO."
"Omg isn't that the same ref that fucked us up the ass without any lube?? Geez we have no chance "
"Rewarding those who perform. I wonder if Ryles was not pleased with Kelma against GC. But also, very impressed with Guymer and Williams on an edge. Kelma is a better off the bench impact player. Though reward Pryke and Mataele who were given a…"
"Yeah exactly."
"Probably with Kelma his tackles are just giving people a hug or him being left on the floor. We could lose the ruck really badly with him in the middle. Guymer actually makes attempts to bring the players onto the floor in defence to slow the ruck…"
"Peter gough is the ref well there goes our chance of winning. Any parra player sneezes manly 6 again...All jokes aside i reckon we win this game well on sunday"
"Yea I agree especially since Russel, Papalii and Fox are not strong in that department. "
"Could be wrong EA, but think its the carries / metres from backfield. They were pretty important, along with Penisini?
You could tell both of them had been directed to focus on metres to help our forwards, and neither disappointed. Its pretty vital…"
You could tell both of them had been directed to focus on metres to help our forwards, and neither disappointed. Its pretty vital…"
"We won the game against Dogs with that bench if they swap JDB and Walker. I agree they don't have the impact of Doorey and Tuivita but this bench was strong defensively which limited dogs meters and as such gave us better field position. Then it's…"
"Really happy that JR rewards good performances. Just because some is returning, he doesn't give them their spot back. "
"Saxon Pryke retained, thankfully, Arraz omitted for Kelly,that disappoints.
Still, more optimistic this week"
Still, more optimistic this week"
"Happy Guymer is starting over Tuilagi. As Muttman said, surely JDB starts over Walker"
"Really missing Tuivaiti or Dooreys impact off the bench, just workhorses on that bench no real gamebreakers"
"I wonder if Nanva and Kelly is a coaching decision or because of contract situation. Kelly's carrys were very important last week as well as that try assist but his defensive reads were poor. He has never really played on the wing either. Just hope…"
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Round 8 Team List v Manly Warringah Sea Eagles (Anzac Round)
1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Will Penisini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Charlie Guymer12. Jack Williams13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…
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NRL limit on contact training
"All 17 NRL clubs were informed on the eve of the season that their players are to engage in no more than 100 minutes on a regular seven-day turnaround." to limit brain injury....I think it includes wrestling. Was there previously an NRL limit? 100…
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No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
This should be our team list vs Manly im hoping. Williams and Guymer both did a great job against the Dogs. We cannot go with Kelma Tuilagi back in the starting 13. We looked much better with Moretti starting and Williams out wider. Both…
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Head Coach Flanagan and Head of Football Haran sacked.
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/shane-flanagan-set-to-be-removed-as-dragons-coach-after-disastrous-11game-losing-streak/news-story/00f72c13f538c3b0ff2077b53b468620Shane Flanagan set to be removed as St George Illawarra Dragons coach…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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