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"Only thing the club is on top of is their pay check"
"The only thing Mon and Ryles probe into is their pay check "
"Ryles and Co won't go for anyone except maybe another Pezet part 2 "
"Mon, Ryles and Co aren't going to sign anyone of any value on the footy field. They're quite content with just plodding along very nicely and collecting their pay check and superannuation for retirement in a mansion on the coast. Pezet was the big…"
"Id rather the club go hard for herbie, give Lorenzo and chance if the club rate him"
"I reckon Lorenzo will be a first-grader. I'd be looking to sign props and centres"
"Your right mate it is political. Albo only did this to make sure china didn't come in. It will be interesting if the deal sticks if albo loses the election. V'landys has created a shit storm with this tax free money and tpa's. Most fans are asleep…"
"I wonder if this 600 mil will still be available if Albo loses the next election. The only reason the government is bankrolling this, is political, the Chinese want PNG. Also heard on MMM today, that Luai is also pocketing upwards of $500k a year in…"
"Played cup last week. Former rooster"
"EA who do you think will be knocking on the door for first grade next year?"
"Thanks EA!
Time ⏲️ will tell. "
Time ⏲️ will tell. "
"In regards to the coaching i think mal would of been better suited to png and peters perth bears."
"Spot on mate. The thing that shits me is the government can suddenly agree not to tax these players well i'm sorry none of us like paying taxes but we have to .They should be paying taxes and as you said where is the money going to come from.
Albo…"
Albo…"
"CHT could play the Dylan Walker role going toward and play as a half whenever needed . Great defence and a hard edge about him . "
"How well will it go down that these players are not being taxed in a country that needs taxes for normal resources?
Where is the club itself going to get money from? It's a third world country and the 2nd most dangerous country in the world. I, like…"
Where is the club itself going to get money from? It's a third world country and the 2nd most dangerous country in the world. I, like…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Jake Clifford?
Been a fan of this bloke for sometime.Strong kicking game,solid pass selection,good in the air and hard runner close to the line.With cows meeting with CHT and if they get him.Itll prob squeeze out cliffo.He'd actually go well with Moses I…
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Round 9 Team List v New Zealand Warriors
1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Will Penisini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Charlie Guymer12. Jack Williams13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…
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Parra 2027 2028 2029
Our ceiling is prtty limited for these yearsWhat can we really do next year?Not muchEven with a full squad sideEven with Seal Russell leaving (a big big up)Even with One signing8th would be over performing for 2027.Ryles will be either signed or…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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