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"Some of the strongest and most intelligent posters have commented on this blog.
I dont deny any of the opinions and to reinforce one aspect is that Hoe's "dead zone" is just about proven and cannot be denied.
Of course our judgements always come…"
I dont deny any of the opinions and to reinforce one aspect is that Hoe's "dead zone" is just about proven and cannot be denied.
Of course our judgements always come…"
"It's a major component of the job and worth mentioning. It's not cherry picking to point out bad decisions. The cumulative effect of a high performing GM of Football is continual roster improvement (or maintenance of a quality roster) over time. Yes…"
"Yes agreed 100% professor daz . All great points you've made"
"Once upon a time, you used to be a considered poster. Nowadays, all you do is post shit about MoN without actually knowing specifics.Let's take the Pezet example for instance. Do you think MoN concocted that deal on his own? Or do you think maybe…"
"All the top sides now have athletic outside backs and edges it's costing Melbourne dearly at the moment having guys like Meany out there . I get the argument that without go forward in the middle it won't help us but it's a different game . Much of…"
"Hi Captain, let's first clear some under-brush. You say the following: "But (and here's where I disagree with your narrative) you don't have to be an expert to criticise someone who is paid to be an expert."
I never made that assumption and would…"
I never made that assumption and would…"
"Good point on that since someone is better than someone at something doesn't automatically make them great at it.
Its where many people use the "he's played footy and you haven't so you can't have an opinion" claim. I mean not many people have been…"
Its where many people use the "he's played footy and you haven't so you can't have an opinion" claim. I mean not many people have been…"
"Volkman on that try saver alone is ahead of Pezet...he may not come with the so call raps Pezet did but he played with all his heart and tough too "
"That c-nt Gough had a thing for Parra before the Tigers game but now certainly after it. When Moses challenged that one and got the decision changed. Straight after that he gave Manly three six agains. He's corrupt."
"So now you’re the arbiter of which opinions are allowed here? I’ll keep expressing mine, even if you find it boring.I’d personally like to see the club win a premiership while I’m still around to enjoy it. It’s hardly treasonous to acknowledge that…"
"Thanks HOE, thats a great write up and while watching the game new the stats were heavily against us.
When we had the ball fuck we looked good, rolling up the middle making 70 meters every set. When we had equal possession we defended brilliantly…"
When we had the ball fuck we looked good, rolling up the middle making 70 meters every set. When we had equal possession we defended brilliantly…"
"Why do we deserve better Desi? No-one deserves anything more than a level playing field with rules fairly applied to all and we can't even get that.
If you wanna be outrageously furious have at it...but it's not the flex you think it is....and …"
If you wanna be outrageously furious have at it...but it's not the flex you think it is....and …"
"Nice blog HOE (as always). One thing I do know is that we need to send Pezet off now...Get the youngsters ie Lorenzo in now and get them used to first grade.
Pezet has shown he is at best on par with a rookie and why should we help the premiers by…"
Pezet has shown he is at best on par with a rookie and why should we help the premiers by…"
"Agree Muttman, I just can't believe people think he's not least partially to blame for this crap."
"You think because he had one bad game yesterday it somehow vindicates the decision to let him leave. Until he got knocked out he was our best centre this season. It's a bold strategy to let our best players leave year after year. FFS. "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Thirteeen Minutes
Trauma snowballing syndrome and the urge to blow things up isn’t just something buried in human DNA. It's now rebranded as “high standards". Forty Years can do that. Sometimes, all it takes is a few minutes. But let’s park the emotion for a minute.…
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Centres
We without a doubt have the worst centre pairing in the comp . You can look through every other side - neither of our centres would get a start in any of them . It's an area we have neglected in both recruitment and development. We have a rep level…
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Repeat Sets & Penalties
Is there actually anyone that records which team receives the most amount of repeat sets? I'd like to know which NRL side gets the most and which side gets the least.I'd also wouldn't mind knowing which referees tends to award them the most and how…
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My takeaways from today
1.Brian Kelly needs to get sacked,is there none better or something going on behind the four walls.to try and bring a outside back on loan deal or something cause Kelly is seriously horrendous.2.Junior paulo ain't first grade standard anymore,I've…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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