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"Pryke is the 7th player from the 2023 SG ball winning team to make their NRL debut. Alamadine and Vaivea were the wingers in that team and they are in nsw cup. TBH i dont either are NRL quality. Lynn and De Stradis are playing Qcup.
So essentially…"
So essentially…"
"We have good juniors coming through for sure. The next wave starting with Lorenzo should start playing more NRL from next year. Then Petrus, Koina, Popo and others should follow"
"They won't"
"Is talk of our juniors being good just talk or do we have at least something to look forward to."
"That has to be the most scariest thing to happen, but could pivot so much in growth of our younger guys. Everything happens for a reason. "
"These are players we need, they are culture driven players. I'll sign watson as well, add Tago to our side as well. Winners and Heart thats what this club needs to be built on. If im Ryles ill go all in to sign Yeo or Cleary, you've got to do it for…"
"Smith is playing injured and we don't have anybody in cup to give him a rest"
"Can't see us win this, in order to win they need to play simple basic footy with a bit of defence. But we aren't willing to grind games down like we did in 2019-22. Ryles coaching is making these boys play to chaotic, when everyone should know what…"
"I would argue you still do need experience, but I also have said we could do with two middles."
"We wouldn't need an established prop if we get him as he is first grade ready but I've only seen Titans and Bulldogs linked to him"
"There are too many variables to consider all up. The only constant being opportunity. Lorenzo, in all seriousness, may not be ready round 1 next year. The continual imbalance of rosters between FG and Cup due to injury could hinder his progress all…"
"It is more so his position. His position is prone to more criticism than most. "
"Sounds like an enjoyable watch kendoza it's no fun watching your future young players get belted .
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"This has the 1995 eels v dogs at parra vibe. Dogs were expected to smash us but the eels got up 22-16 with a shit team. Woods and fawcett tore the dogs a new arshole. Lets hope history repeats"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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We’re gonna get bent over
Just had a quick look at the teamlist for both teams and yeah nah it's wraps..worse foward we ve ever listed junz is playing injured same with Mitch and Ryley and fcken how many new cunts on the bench and Dylan's starting again..then you look at…
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Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
Sign the bloke. He is very similar to Sam Tuivita. Both played u19 origin blues together. He ran for 200m+ last week in nsw cup and still didnt get called into their side lol. Unlike the other duds from the DT article, this bloke is young and heaps…
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Injury Report
Hopgood - ACL - SeasonMatt Doorey - ACL - SeasonBailey Simonsson - Ankle - TBC (I would say season)Isaiah Iongi - Syndesmosis - rd 13Jonah Pezet - Hamstring - rd 13Apa Twiddle - AC Joint - rd 15Jordan Samrani - Knee - rd 13Richard Pensini - knee -…
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Worst forward pack ever in team history?
Think this pack we rolling out on Sunday is worst in club history?Paulo slow and oldSmith can't pass from dummy halfMoretti not fit enough to start Williams down year from last seasonGuymer starting back row first time everWalker better off the…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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