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"LB, have you seen Big Willie in "Sunny Nights". He plays an ex-nrl star with CTE. He does well the big fella"
"Shopping him to another club is almost the worst thing we could possibly do because we forego our position of superiority. Gauging what interest is out there is a horrible idea.
The best thing we can do is nothing, time is on our side and we need to…"
The best thing we can do is nothing, time is on our side and we need to…"
"True, Ryles would have a get out clause and he would have been the one who applied for the Eels job, Parra didn't need to do sh!t with the Storm. He's trying to compare apples with oranges."
"If his release agreement is ratified and there is evidence he has acted contrary to it damages is certainly something we should pursue."
"Wouldn't it"
"I know for a fact gus has his popcorn out"
"Yep horse man has to go. He's dogey as. Remember he allowed izac tago to serve his suspension the next year because its not fair on panthers fans? The guy is full of hot air makes the rules as he goes."
"Parra should go after Lomax financially. Take the shirt of his back. I want to see the c*nt pan-handling at Kings Cross and giving truckers $10 blowjobs to make ends meet.
Kick that cancer called the Melbourne Storm out of the league."
Kick that cancer called the Melbourne Storm out of the league."
"But Lomax is now the prodigal son of the NRL.
He signed the contract which means a 10 year ban from the NRL. "
He signed the contract which means a 10 year ban from the NRL. "
"I agree with what you are saying. I think if everyone stays fit including Moses than they can make the top 8."
"This hasn't got messy yet but it's about to. Tripp coming out and carrying on the way he has is complete damage control, they are complaining that they have been treated as they have treated other clubs in the past. They realise once all documents…"
"It's because it's the story that Melbourne to win a comp in Bellamy's supposed last season is wonderful and Lomax helps. If they lose say a Howarth that damages it."
"Thankfully we have not flinched an inch. Well as far as we have seen."
"I'll be very surprised if Lomax ends up at the Storm. Wouldnt be surprised if he is told to return to the Eels until his contract is completed or until R360 offers him a definite deal or he's told to join a Rugby Union club. If Lomax gets his way it…"
"I think the Eels will make the top 8 so long as they remain injury free particularly for Mitch Moses. I think the Eels new players will add a lot of X factor. I'm hoping this Lomax issue is done and dusted before season kick off and Lomax gets what…"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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2026 Parramatta Eels Season Preview
Like I do every year with my Youtube channel I preview Parramatta's 2026 NRL season. I would be interested to know your feedback on the video if you do watch it and let me know where you think Parramata will finish in 2026 along with some players…
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Lomax Update - Zac Lomax entered into preliminary contracts with R360 and the Melbourne Storm prior to being given his blessing by Parramatta
The article can be found on Fox Sports. For the more savvy legal eagles on the site, what does this mean and does it implicate the Storm as it proves they engaged in illegal dealings with a player under contract? Not only is this looking real bad…
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‘Leaks and grandstanding’: Storm boss unloads on Eels over Lomax
Storm chairman Matt Tripp took aim at Parramatta for what he saw as deliberately taking the dispute public, accusing the club of running to the media to control the narrative around the Zac Lomax saga. Tripp suggested the Eels chose headlines over…
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EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
Cameron Bamblett (19)2025 Australian Schoolboy. Made his Jersey Flegg debut at 18 years old in 2025 and was very good in his games at fullback. Was very good in SG ball in 2025 in sweeping plays with his ability to find the right pass and slice the…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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