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"Kautoga showed so much promise and improvement towards the end of the year. He runs a good line, is good in defence, gets through work and posesses an offloard. I just think it is promise from him, plus Ryles seems to be a big fan. But if Tuilagi…"
"It amazes me that there are battlers out there who still purchase this trash. I wonder what percentage of those readers that are left, (not many) fall for the BS contained within, (particularly in the political pages)?"
"Bailey was training with the reserves in a opposed session he is coming back from injury so maybe Samrani is filling in but I thought it was interesting im not opposed to it he would do the grunt work from our end"
"I don't get the obsession over Kitione Kautoga? Nothing special with much errors in his game, I have Williams & Tuilagi infront for both back row positions."
"I'm in Pops. Just leave some pizza for me. We might need to borrow Tanky's fridge for a while."
"OH okayyyyyyyy🙄🙄"
"Thats actually the host lol"
"Pops You might think so🙄🙄🙄"
"Sorry Chief but no wonder you didn't get an invite. Shit you're one ugly person"
"Heh thanks for the invite "
"3M should TPA him"
"He does play with a lot of tape, our strappers will have their work cut out for them this year."
Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Scouting report - today’s Tele
if someone can add link 🙌🏻 heres old school reading
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Where to stay Round 1 2026 v Storm
G'day everyone. Taking my son ( it's his 16th birthday pressie) and my 17 yo daughter to round 1 in Melbourne. Hoping with the Storm rivalry (and the Lomax shenanigans) we get a decent away crowd. Question, can anyone recommend a hotel within…
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Storm announce wishart leaving
Will be leaving end of 2026, no details on where he's going tho
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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