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... and as Ryles said eight players with under twenty games experience. Name  another side in thst boat slashing the top or any fg sides? 
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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