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"The problem with current intellectal authority is that things have begun to move so fast on almost every level of human endeavor, that nobody, not even those who specialize in any particular discipline can keep up. So there is some confliction that…"
"Club kept the receipts"
"Hoe, have you managed to touch base with Mick?"
"much prefer Ryles's R & R, as he is focused on developing from within, playing the long game, and our depth throughout the grades is now justifying his vision.
I agree with this bit but in the same breath are you wanting to wait another 3-5 years…"
I agree with this bit but in the same breath are you wanting to wait another 3-5 years…"
"How bout context you use any of that when you talk about the mentioned.Only reason I bring this up is because of the lack of it you used in chiefs case.
I mean he brings up what Jim mentioned but completely doesn't mention the head butting BA and…"
I mean he brings up what Jim mentioned but completely doesn't mention the head butting BA and…"
"That's where we are screwed to be able to compete on the same footing we need to be afforded the same advantages other clubs have or come up with something that is more creative to offset the mentioneds advantage.
Recruitment at some point we have…"
Recruitment at some point we have…"
"I would say Kelly has been rested. Will team up with JAC.
Simmo wing and Russell depth.
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Simmo wing and Russell depth.
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"Between TDS, Smith, Papalii and Hopgood I'm sure we can cover 80 minutes of dummy half every week."
"I'm definitely disengaged because you keep trying to invoke the authority of other academics, in a thread where you are wondering why people think they suck. Argue your own ideas and I'll argue mine. Don't expect me to agree on your set of academic…"
"All coaches have both first and last say, any that don't are not worth having. "
"Ray Stone "
"I haven't seen that before hoe, thx it has Ryles written all over it culture building - one with the community, back the badge
Ryles 4 2032 extend him now"
Ryles 4 2032 extend him now"
"Chiefy, I totally agree with you about our club and Ryles. He is far better for all of us, and more aligned with the club up-top. Club-first. For the Badge. With strategies that are more in keeping with the modern game. He's not afraid to make the…"
"Gents,
This “kids vs opportunistic recruitment” framing is a good question, but ultimately a false binary. Why not do both?
If we had landed Galvin, sure the messaging probably shifts, but only superficially.
The real question is, who or what…"
This “kids vs opportunistic recruitment” framing is a good question, but ultimately a false binary. Why not do both?
If we had landed Galvin, sure the messaging probably shifts, but only superficially.
The real question is, who or what…"
"I stated this last year, don't be surprised if we are in the top4"
"I understand that Coryn has his views and he's entitled to them. But the ultimate aim here is to compare coaching and coaches as to improve the club and not make the same mistakes as we did previously.
Parramatta as most clubs do, give the head…"
Parramatta as most clubs do, give the head…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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GOOSEBUMPS!! Fire up Blue and Gold Fans
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUpdrN_E0OK/?igsh=ODR2NTdzeTV1MDN6
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Another 1EE tipping comp
I know there are a lot but if you want to join another please do. Completely freehttps://www.footytips.com.au/comps/1EEPassword is: Parraeels1
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Members Forum 2026 Recap: Our Club is in Great Hands
Earlier this evening, one hundred privileged Parramatta members were given a rare behind-the-scenes insights into the club’s vision at the Members Forum for 2026 and if it is anything to go by the Eels are building something really impressive.…
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1EE Legends Tipping Comp
The 1 Eyed Eel tipping comp is back for 2026. You can join via this link on ESPN Footy Tips:https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/1ee_legends?p=1eyedeelPassword: 1eyedeelIf you are still in the comp from last season, you don't need to join again.Here…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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