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"Centres, a winger today and a new one in a year's time, a 5/8, Props"
"Russell is a good player, defensive type Centre that is solid. Now for a team like Perth he is a perfect starting piece. $650k reported is outrageous but at the same time to get players they needed to do that. It is sort of the position we are in a…"
"I don't think smart judges rate Russell as much of a loss . He's very limited as a player. At his best he holds his own and not everyone can be a superstar . Perth buying him for 650k is egregious if true . We need to recruit and develop athletic…"
"Should probably blame management for not being able to sign good players. You have the likes of Shane Richardson available who could sign anyone."
"He came up through the Bellamy system which was hugely successful but built upon the wrestle. Has the game changed too much for that to work any more? Judging by Melbourne's results that may be the case. "
"I will say, seeing Saab being used on the inside in the middle to breakthrough is eye watering for Eels fans wanting that."
"Just remember, it was only at the start of the week Russell was being used as an example of why R&R and MON are so inept letting him walk for the money he was offered. Now it is he cannot play. So what is it? He can play and the agenda is MON is an…"
"Some very poor defence lead to some piss weak tries. Made Fogarty look like a superstar when he scored and the simple one on one missed tackle from Sean Russel on Garrick was diabolical"
"Gutho can offer some good things in terms of leadership on and off the field. He can still play when not required to move. But his speed is gone. Can he play that Walker type role? Yeah but we have Walker. We will have Walker next year too i'd…"
"I will say, bit funny how they are about not blocking pathways of younger talent, Lorenzo is the it guy. But they also went hard for Galvin. Lorenzo was still here when we went for Galvin, is it they only then went for Lorenzo as the guy after we…"
"Coryn, you keep saying we let Brown walk but did you want us to match his $1.4 mil? I know the options were stupid but if we signed him for 3 years instead of 10 to start, which is common extension period, we would have same issue anyway. It was…"
"Yes Ryles said Wisemantal works with backs and comes up with some wacky structures that Brown sometimes says no to."
"Russell gets a start with Perth next year for $650k."
"It has happened several times in the past 2 years - he has a blinder one week (big minutes big output) followed by an absolute bludger the next. His workload needs to be managed this season, it's fairly obvious. I know we have injury issues so it's…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Centres
We without a doubt have the worst centre pairing in the comp . You can look through every other side - neither of our centres would get a start in any of them . It's an area we have neglected in both recruitment and development. We have a rep level…
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Repeat Sets & Penalties
Is there actually anyone that records which team receives the most amount of repeat sets? I'd like to know which NRL side gets the most and which side gets the least.I'd also wouldn't mind knowing which referees tends to award them the most and how…
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My takeaways from today
1.Brian Kelly needs to get sacked,is there none better or something going on behind the four walls.to try and bring a outside back on loan deal or something cause Kelly is seriously horrendous.2.Junior paulo ain't first grade standard anymore,I've…
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Ryles the Super Coach
So the supercoach has come up with run hard,tackle hard.The play book for any U13 dad coach.No shape,no defensive structure and no attacking plays at all.In the first time since watching the game 1977 I have turned a Parra game off.Ryles offers…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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