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"Then he should do the right thing by everybody - no more so than himself - and retire. "
"I'll never lose my bikini body"
"Maybe it's not the money just wrong contracts wrong people. Hopefully iongi and ryles r real"
"What i do know is he is not a player ryles wants, and is not going to be seen in 1st grade"
"TCT reported he was in rehab and he is starting to do light work on ground."
"Back to full training or still in the light training group?"
"Absolutley spot on LB!"
"Doh! is that because they have won 4 premierships and been in the last 5 GFs. Inconsiderate bastards...how dare they!"
"Seems fair enough...."
"Ryan has never been the same since the HIA he got from the Kaufusi arm drop a few years ago.
He needed 8 weeks off and simply can't perform as he used to"
He needed 8 weeks off and simply can't perform as he used to"
"Yes he has been. "
"I know it's money. Why do our good players choose money not premierships the latest news said we're a decent outfit. Do we have any players who arnt controlled by there manager's. I hope lomax is not allowed back it ruins the game .
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"Ryles hasn't really done much wrong that i can see, and the huge cultural change he has introduced is awesome to see."
"Exactly no rush, someone will come knocking. Best part is we have $700k waiting to be spent on an exceptional player and the rights to Zac's NRL career for the 3 years."
" If it's total money it's all over. Is everyone here at peak or are some choosing life balance "
"No doubt Lomax will be back in the nrl eventually but it's going to be a process, Parra just needs to ask for compensation of a player of decent value and something will eventually get done. If it's not the storm another club will come to the party "
Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Does anyone know if......
Anyone know if Ryan 'I love myself & Insta' Matterson is actually training preseason?
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Lomax has blown up his own career. And for what?
When Zac Lomax approached the Eels hierarchy in 2025 that he would like to depart the club only one year into a four year deal, it was clear the representative winger was going his own way. Parramatta, while not exactly keen to release a marquee…
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Can someone please tell me
If we dont get a swap for Lomax do we still have to pay him to sit in the side line for next 3 years
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Eels demand 1 of 3 Storm stars in exchange for Zac Lomax
Smh.com m Parramatta have identified Xavier Coates, Stefano Utoikamanu or Jack Howarth as the three players they are prepared to take in exchange for allowing Zac Lomax to join the Melbourne Storm.Lomax was granted a release from the Eels in…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
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Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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