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"Not really no, but would like to see an improved performance leading into next week. Broncos probably just too much firepower. "
"Yeah but Daz he could have said they are great players but i am playing for Parra now and i want to beat them etc.
I do not take pressers to seriously as they all say the same thing and are professionally manipulated, as they should be, but i…"
I do not take pressers to seriously as they all say the same thing and are professionally manipulated, as they should be, but i…"
"Pezet was terrible in defense against the Storm and ineffective with the ball, though we can't expect much playing half in a side going backwards.
We should not be seeing Pezet talking up his next gig, as that will just turn fans against him…"
We should not be seeing Pezet talking up his next gig, as that will just turn fans against him…"
"He played Lock a fair bit, so i count that as middle per say. Same with Beau Scott played a bit of Lock for us."
"To have someone with 190 games expierence as a depth signing if someone gets injured is pretty good to me. Kelly isn't a starter, he might not even be 1st man up after an injury, but he is good to have in a squad. Not complaining."
"I give him 2 more weeks before I cast judgment. For a 1 year signing, he better hit the ground running. Storm and Brisbane away is a big ask, but if he's shit vs the Dragons, goodbye."
"Ditto.
Some Cup will smarten him up."
Some Cup will smarten him up."
"It gives the club time to blood a young 6. Without Pezet the heat would be on Joash from day 1. Obviously Ryles didn't like that idea and wanted someone else to take the heat."
"Rep level prop for an outside back with potential. Easy decision "
"Samrani going well but not great lateral movement when defending at centre"
"Daniel Wagon a middle?? He never played middle his entire career!
Anyway, my pick for this spot is David Solomona or Ice. "
Anyway, my pick for this spot is David Solomona or Ice. "
"Rather Samrani! Does seem odd given the speculation of swapping him for old Barnett. Penisini can be really great at times and then really off at other times. Samrani has been very impressive and seems very strong and determined which is what Parra…"
"Hard one LB.
Ben Smith, Widders, Mateo, Andrew Ryan, Nuikori, Beau Scott."
Ben Smith, Widders, Mateo, Andrew Ryan, Nuikori, Beau Scott."
"We'll they can see what most of us see and say in here. "
"I really like Samrani but if JR decides to give him up for MB I think that is a massive mistake.
IMO Samrani should be 1st drop for either centre/ wing if one of our starters is out. Brian Kelly is bog average and not going to get better.
Samrani…"
IMO Samrani should be 1st drop for either centre/ wing if one of our starters is out. Brian Kelly is bog average and not going to get better.
Samrani…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Anyone else feeling a parramatta win tonight?
The most parramatta thing ever: smashed against Storm, beat broncos, lose to dragons.
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Will Penasini out - Jordan Samrani in
dropped ? Didn't notice any injuries. He finished the game and was named yesterday. Seems strange. Also well done to Samrani. Made something like 169m + in cup And Samrani looks now to be ahead of Kelly
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1eE Modern day Eels team: Bench back-rower
We finally made it to the last spot in the 17. The bench back-rower.Dean Pay and Junior Paulo won out the bench middle spots. Narrowly beating Daniel Wagon (who i secretly hope gets the 17 spot as he is underrated to me).Once this is done i will do…
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Can Pezet leave already
Jeez..The amount of articles I've seen of Jonah glazing Brisbane and talking bout Ezra and Reece.Not even being focused on us.That could be a massive issue if his heads already in Brisbane and his not focused here.Fck I still hate this signing,just…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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