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"wtf was that giberish.
It's and possibilities. FFS I can do that while wiping me Arse"
It's and possibilities. FFS I can do that while wiping me Arse"
"Mannah wasn't selected neither was Jarryd, what's going on here?
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"This is SO funny because it is true!"
"LOL. BRAD has been the biggest failure as a coach in the history of the club. It's a fact"
"i think the reason parras hit the wall the last 3 games is the off contract players have been told by brad arthur, who are not being resigned and who are being offered a new contract.
its big this picture, in fairness to the players not wanted t…"
its big this picture, in fairness to the players not wanted t…"
"Thank God, for a minute there I thought Benny has found Jesus.......but alas it was but Jarryd.
Nice effort Benny, good to see you are putting a bit of work into your posts.
just imagine how good you will be when your a grown up and have more than h…"
Nice effort Benny, good to see you are putting a bit of work into your posts.
just imagine how good you will be when your a grown up and have more than h…"
"Enniss has had a couple of goes at his attitude as well.
I do believe he is trying his best but he is part of the problem ...its not all his fault and it never is when a team is going this crappy just like last year. Moses is the very definition o…"
I do believe he is trying his best but he is part of the problem ...its not all his fault and it never is when a team is going this crappy just like last year. Moses is the very definition o…"
"BA thinks he would make a great #9."
"Well said lol"
"Moses is ok. The reason why he looks average is he is playing behind a set of forwards that don't have the intimidation factor. The forwards are hardworking and somewhat skillful but other teams don't fear playing them so they can spread their def…"
"Arnie - 2020, the way we seem to recruit, im sure all the boys from this year are staying with upgraded contracts.
And james Graham, I dont think we went after him because they were scared he would show up our pack, Graham was considered to have too…"
And james Graham, I dont think we went after him because they were scared he would show up our pack, Graham was considered to have too…"
"if we lose D brown i dare say bankwest will be burnt to the ground by fans"
"Moses and Sandow are two peas in a pod.
Talented, but shut down when the chips are down. Call it immaturity and impatience.
Mid field bombs with no chasers has to go PDQ.
The last month hasn't helped with the majority of the team playing shite.
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Talented, but shut down when the chips are down. Call it immaturity and impatience.
Mid field bombs with no chasers has to go PDQ.
The last month hasn't helped with the majority of the team playing shite.
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"i agree to an extent. at the start of year even the best of us commented on how good paulo was businc ebaout round three or four he has gone so far backwards its not possible"
"Stalker"
"Nice try Joseph! I'm hearing you man but you're dealing with a special type of whinging victim with this lot. They'd find fault with how we lifted up the Premiership Trophy lol. "
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During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, private health cover."!!
Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Classic Tad
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
For example...
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi, sweetheart," he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you sayHello?"
your on fire Tad
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