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Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"Mick, I have deleted the part that implies any connection, which is completely false."
16 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"Daz, you're right. Commonsense would say so, but you're highly-educated. You don't toss out precedent, history, and "reason" between the ears - like old socks."
20 minutes ago
Mick replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"Cheers HOE, I dont mind giving badger the right of reply
It's could be a simple misunderstanding "
31 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"Mick,
Let me know and I'll delete it whole or the part of it that is misleading."
35 minutes ago
Mick replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"What are saying mate?? Have I ever endorsed these clowns on this platform??? You can delete that post .."
43 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"Parra_Greg and Mutts,
If Roy gets voted in by hook or by crook - bribes, fake votes or whatever plan he's cooking up this time -  it's beyond a joke.
If that happens - "us" fans" - we are the problem."
48 minutes ago
Muttman replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"I'm confused by your post. The Mick you've highlighted doesn't seem to support this EGM push??"
51 minutes ago
The Badger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"I know everyone has a right to be on here but be careful who and what you listen to regarding this issue.
I had no idea who Michael Barillaro was so I Googled him.
This is what I found 

 
 
 
 
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55 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"Some great discussions, here, Cap, Frankie & TAD.
Spagnolo may "believe" his "intentions" are good. I care about consequences.
I don't want him running us, like he runs his own affairs.
I don't want the Seven Dark Years again - under Spagnola/Sharp…"
1 hour ago
Muttman replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"Anything is better? Really? You want to put the club in the hands of a security guard and failed pizza maker instead? The great Brett Kenny was amazing on the field 40 years ago. The fact that blokes like you try to co-opt his legacy in an attempt…"
1 hour ago
Prof. Daz replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"One would think the "darkness" 2010-16, of salary cap breaches and on-field ineptness, would be enough of a track record to keep Spagnolo & Cronies away from the board at all costs?"
1 hour ago
eels47 replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"Nope, can't agree. As others have said, last time Spagnolo was invlolved was a shitshow, not just poor results on the field, but off as well. 
It is clear that change is needed, no one can deny that, but this is not the answer. If it is true…"
1 hour ago
The Captain replied to Tim's discussion Mitchel Moses comments on Jason rhles
"Rhles is the man we should have gone after. Ryles is a bush coach in comparison. I also like the look of this Mitchel kid - far superior to Mitchell Moses."
2 hours ago
LB replied to Tim's discussion Mitchel Moses comments on Jason rhles
"I heard him discuss Jason Ryles. But nothing about Jason Rhles. I want to know more about Rhles god dammit."
2 hours ago
Poppa replied to Tim's discussion Mitchel Moses comments on Jason rhles
"Disgusting! lets close the racing and football industry!
Where are all the good people? Are there any of us left? OK Wiz and Grunts are the exceptions. Thank God we have some leaders on here, Grunts does the "game day" blog, a real thinkers read and…"
3 hours ago
Poppa replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Groundhog Day: Roy Spagnolo is Driving the "Make Parra Matta Again" Show; Back to the Dark Ages
"I'm very humble Tad, being an arrogant prick is just a sideline LOL"
3 hours ago
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