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"Or maybe pedos come from all walks of life, and not every topic has to become a politcal left v right?"
"Yep that is the question. They can show whatever they like in the juniors but it does not matter unless they continue developing into proper FGers. I assume most of these players will. We wont be able to keep them all. I also think we will see depth…"
"Why is this a big deal? Is he any good?"
"From reading the EA/SB blog, our SG Ball team is stacked with aforesaid talent.
Now, the big question is do we pick the right ones and do they indeed develop into very good FGers at least (hopefully Origin regulars)."
Now, the big question is do we pick the right ones and do they indeed develop into very good FGers at least (hopefully Origin regulars)."
"We must have a number of world class juniors all of a sudden, with so many signed to our future NrL squad.
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"Glass half full bazzo"
"Usually when Parra resign a "top" junior it's after they miss out on securing a first grader, I hope they don't rollover to Melbourne."
"I'm not sure I trust the idea that you are not to be trusted....Is Red Herring tasty?
Now I'm confused and hungry."
Now I'm confused and hungry."
"Randy, I once had a doctor yell at a nursing attendant - probably could have been handled better - that there was no way I should be sitting in a waiting room with an obvious blood infection moving rapidly up a vein in my leg, and to get me on an IV…"
"I compared one apple to one little dildo now everyone wants a fuckstick.
Remember:.Organon is taken. You can't have it. It is mine"
Remember:.Organon is taken. You can't have it. It is mine"
"Thanks EA. Great blog"
"Hector you so lucky, as Kylie M once sang"
"Poupou, who told you that having an MA either gave you a right or obligation to "tell people ... about how they should live"?
But let's imagine, just for arguments sake, your MA is in contract law. Poupou LLM. I say to you that Lomax is obviously…"
But let's imagine, just for arguments sake, your MA is in contract law. Poupou LLM. I say to you that Lomax is obviously…"
"Lomax already stated he doesn't want to play in the NRL anymore. Why would Parra take him back?"
"It's 4 days later Poppa and it's crickets from Bob...he didn't like my rhyme either
Pfftt...Everyone's a critic."
Pfftt...Everyone's a critic."
"Parra-Greg, I dig your avatar. Bert is my favourite Eel and indeed favourite player EVER. Also, FYI, the line "Brett Kenny is playing today?" is an age old "she/he is cute" secret squirrel saying. Anyway, fully credentialed my man. Just enough props…"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Steven Nunn extended to NRL squad for 2027
Parramatta Eels SG Ball Prop Steven Nunn has extended his stay with the club. This is great news with the likes of Talagi, Koina, Polley and Popo also signed as middles of the…
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1986 A great memory
A mate of mine took an old shield for an aged effect, painted this and gifted it to me today. A great memory from a great time in Eels history. Thought I would share.
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Another View
Beware of Matt Tripp, he is not a politician, why would he want to be one, when he has more power than many?PT's story is relevant and a huge argument for the lack of justice in a legal system that has "stunk" for ever. Unfortunately it hold's no…
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Why Academics Suck
Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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