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"He list the ball in the tackle, it wasn't a play the ball error."
"YES! He's impoved leaps and bounds since he arrived from Manly.
Defo worth having at least on bench. He's our fastest forward and that counts a lot these days."
Defo worth having at least on bench. He's our fastest forward and that counts a lot these days."
"Seems like that is a good start Strang-ly Eel ....pun intended."
"Tout hes and referees seem to be all in on it ,the anti Parramatta sickness "
"Probably gets 'Mates Rates' "
"I want to kick you in the dick for suggesting this.
No! We do not need the Ben Roberts of back rowers occupying a spot on the roster for another 2 years or more god forbid.
Anyone who thinks Kelma is a week in week out NRL player needs an…"
No! We do not need the Ben Roberts of back rowers occupying a spot on the roster for another 2 years or more god forbid.
Anyone who thinks Kelma is a week in week out NRL player needs an…"
"He lost it in the tackle."
"This game seems rigged, some teams get the rub of the green alright. PANTHERS come to mind, that game against then tigers, boy their were some bad decisions against the tigers. Yeah they wouldn't have won but not flogged like they did. And to hear…"
"Don't forget Teancums play the ball. Nothing wrong with it as he made a motion with his foot backwards"
"I get that but surely they know when they name the sides earlier in the week"
"U19 origin, injuries in JF, injuries in nrl/nsw cup causes players to get promoted. "
"Why is there so much reshuffling going on in lower grades? Surely it can't be good preparing to play a certain position all week then getting shuffled last minute "
"The number 7 in JF may have just had one of the worst games I have seen in a while "
"This.
You know what Tuilagi is we don't dedicate any long term money or years to a guy who basically is a bridge to the next guy.Tuilagi if he left next year I'm telling you now I'm not losing any sleep.
Dylan Brown I'm still having nightmares…"
You know what Tuilagi is we don't dedicate any long term money or years to a guy who basically is a bridge to the next guy.Tuilagi if he left next year I'm telling you now I'm not losing any sleep.
Dylan Brown I'm still having nightmares…"
"NSW cup. Alamadine, Devonte, Pryke out"
"Well he only played the first half. Not come on in the second half so probably just eased him in to play nsw cup next week"
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Trust Riccio to stand up for Klein
Did anyone see this ?apols if pic goes skewed
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Poppa's Corner: Judgements are being made but not understood or maybe even appreciated!
This discussions continues on the ongong saga of R&R.One of our more erstwhile commentator's said Roosters are chasing Farnsworth, told you they were better at recruiting than us. Thats all no explanation, no alternative, just the critique.Let's use…
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DISGRACEFUL REFEREEING AGAIN!!!
I think it's fair to say the NRL has it in for us.No 6 agains for the Eels every game.This game with a few minutes to go, the ref clearly calls the marker not square on a delayed call, the Eels challenge and he says you can't challenge, it was a 10m…
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Should we keep Kelma?
Unsure on his contract status but he's a damaging ball carrier lol. At worst he could come off our bench for punch
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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