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"What a great pick up. We're signing Bruce Spence!"
"Out.Bring back Crusher and Peter Nolan!"
"The record speaks for itself as far as retention and attracting new talent, OUT.
That said something things need to change, there's not a lot to work with for any HoF with when it comes to positioning Parra as a top destination for players in…"
That said something things need to change, there's not a lot to work with for any HoF with when it comes to positioning Parra as a top destination for players in…"
"You're taking it out of context. The journos get nothing, regarding recruitment, out of MON. We have been like that for a few years, no leaks."
"How much time did he Spence touring the facility?"
"lighten up a bit"
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"Blood in the Water"
"Nah he just said "I have a 3 year deal with Parra" they considered that worse than a 15 year sentence in prison, so they just let him go."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Spence
It's been a while. the Spence touring our centre of excellence today. I heard we are signing him before June 30 for 26-27 only. He wants a PNG contract. Not sure if we should bother. Thoughts?
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Mark O’Neill Keep or Out - The ultimate Vote
Just say Out or KeepNo longer winded answers, OUT or KEEP thats itWe'll tally the votes 🗳 and find out the verdict
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Moderation Note: Forum Standards
We understand the frustration many are feeling, and the overwhelming, relentless sentiment surrounding the club at the moment. However, we are not going to tolerate abuse or harassment directed at others simply because they may hold a different…
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Spirits crushed
Spirits crushed.. just looking at all the teams in the comp compared to us and Fmd.Newcastle wooden spooners now playing amazing footy and tigers 3 wooden spoons in a row and at full strength brilliant.Just looking at all the shit teams in the last…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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