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"Ill believe it when and if I see it. Just like another guy on facebook saying that his sources have confirmed that Matt Burton agreed to terms with Parra a month ago and will be at the Eels next year.
As I said I will believe it only if it…"
As I said I will believe it only if it…"
"I'd say we have 2 more years of prime time Moses and then that's all she wrote.
Ive been saying it for awhile now at what point does Moses pull up sticks and say I've done everything I can here to his PA find me another club please."
Ive been saying it for awhile now at what point does Moses pull up sticks and say I've done everything I can here to his PA find me another club please."
"2028 seems plausible because they have guys like Rocco Berry,RTS coming off at the end of this year Pompey CNK Leitaua are signed through the 27 season.They've just signed Grant Andersen and Will Warbrick for next year so potentially there could be…"
"Please don't tease me. Guarantee me that it's true"
"He didn't have an option for 2028. He took it for 2026. He said himself he had agreed til 2028 late last year. Maybe something happened before signing. With the Centres on the market and having a battle between Nanva and Samrani, think we could be…"
"...but his sauces have confirmed!!!
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"Or...just spitballin' here...this bloke could be full of shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna run with that....this bloke is full of shit
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Yeah, I'm gonna run with that....this bloke is full of shit
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"Wow, either we are about to sign a heap of players, or we'll be rolling out reserve grade for NRL next year."
"I think it is and some have taken it seriously"
"He want be playing centre at the warriors. "
"I thought it was a pisstake on x. I hope this is true"
"Heard this today too. No great loss if true "
"Na apparently Parra didn't take the option and talks had stalled about an extension "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Will Penisini Gone
My sources have confirmed today Will has signed with the Warriors for 2027 on 3 year deal
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Jai Arrow - When life puts everything into perspective
Ever since i saw the Ch. 9 news reel with Jai playing with his daughter and then struggling to speak/ slurring his words...I'd layed my anger at everything about our failing club (results- recruitment) aside. Fuck it...what does it even mean? Simply…
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Joash invited to train with blues 2026
Thoughts on this guys? Anyone have an idea on how much this impacts a player's development? Should be good for him just to be around that level of talent
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Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/05/20/parramatta-eels-locked-in-for-vegas-in-2027/
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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