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"Seriously all the conjecture, posits and postulates continue to ignore the bloody obvious. We don't have the cattle. The forwards lack presence, we have no strike in the backs and our defence is an absolute disgrace. It's no more and no less.…"
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Without putting too much thought into it, how would this forward pack of former Eels go against what we have now??
8 Stefano Utoikamanu
9 Reed Mahoney
10 Trey Mooney
11 Isaiah Papali'i
12 Marata Niukore
13 Alex Twal
All 6 of these discarded…"
Without putting too much thought into it, how would this forward pack of former Eels go against what we have now??
8 Stefano Utoikamanu
9 Reed Mahoney
10 Trey Mooney
11 Isaiah Papali'i
12 Marata Niukore
13 Alex Twal
All 6 of these discarded…"
"Well Paul Kent brought up Melbourne could go for Ryles for 2027. Imagine if they went for him though. "
"Good point lol."
"Ryles has been trying to get a Brandon Smith like player at the club since he started. He has this idea of a hooker who can take the brunt of the game on then put on a crafty one once the game opens up. He tried it a number of times with Hopgood…"
"Probably all of them come out of the same sweat shop in China anyway. Just put different labels etc on them."
" Chances are we will need a new coach for '27."
"We also need a Bex & a goodlie down"
"And your point is what exactly?"
"Best news I've heard in weeks."
"Kolomatangi took the worst team in the comp ahead of us.
Galvin picked the Dogs over us for less.
The worst team in the comp had no issues grabbing Drinkwater the above mentioned and now Metcalfe in the space of what 6 months.Meanwhile the sleeping…"
Galvin picked the Dogs over us for less.
The worst team in the comp had no issues grabbing Drinkwater the above mentioned and now Metcalfe in the space of what 6 months.Meanwhile the sleeping…"
"There is a clear lack of determination from most of the players to dominate on the field. Lack of Alphas?
The team generally seems disinterested in following the ball in attack.
There is a lack of accountability and the players are not being…"
The team generally seems disinterested in following the ball in attack.
There is a lack of accountability and the players are not being…"
"Yeah I think that is pretty accepted across the site. We need a top quality middle, a Centre and a Winger.
Many have said Jenkins, Tago and a middle is good business."
Many have said Jenkins, Tago and a middle is good business."
"Mall-e, you use a giggling emoji and the crudity the common vernacular offends your sense of decorum. Did you wedge that stick right up your own arse or is it anotther birth defect?
(This is the parrt where you flounce off in a fit of pique)"
(This is the parrt where you flounce off in a fit of pique)"
"But apparently, this isn't the coaches fault."
"But people on here would never allow our juniors to develop and remain in the system. We seem to go off course and think it's a fantastic idea to spend a million dollars plus on koloamatagi or Farnsworth (two of the most recent examples). Ryles has…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Spirits crushed
Spirits crushed..just looking at all the teams in the comp compared to us and Fmd.Newcastle wooden spooners now playing amazing footy and tigers 3 wooden spoons in a row and at full strength brilliant.Just looking at all the shit teams in the last…
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What we need.
Firstly a new recruitment and retention team. The clowns currently running the show have no idea. We desperately need a centre or two and prop that can eat some metres.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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