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"They made their best offer. We rejected it. NRL say take it, we are going to register it. We get a quick hearing.
Melb will only play around with the money offered. We have rejected the player they offered, if there was one"
Melb will only play around with the money offered. We have rejected the player they offered, if there was one"
"I doubt lomax pays we r taking him to court I think"
"Does anyone think there is a chane this does not see court? Perhaps swift meetings between the Eels, Lomax and his management and Melbourne or just Lomax and his management?
Melbourne, if they really want him that bad, could give us their best offer…"
Melbourne, if they really want him that bad, could give us their best offer…"
"I mentioned as well that it will be blatantly obvious at the same time hard to prove.
It is same thing Origin selectors black list a star player from selection, we all know they are but it cannot be proven as they would just say we believe this…"
It is same thing Origin selectors black list a star player from selection, we all know they are but it cannot be proven as they would just say we believe this…"
"X a billion trillion "
"Arthur will give us mates rates for sure "
"Clintorian. Here is one for you. Eels win the case, Lomax not only pays his own fees but the court could award costs against him and he will have to pay the Eels costs"
"And if the instruction to ounish us leaks that is the end of Vlandys. He is full of himself and bluff, I don't think he will risk it. If he does, it is because he is butthurt and spiteful. That's when you fuck up and overstep. We are not butthurt,…"
"The funny thing is the cost of us defending our legal position is worth it, and paid for by the club.
Lomax has to pay for this out of his own pocket. Either way this is an expensive game of chicken that's going to cost Lomax bigtime."
Lomax has to pay for this out of his own pocket. Either way this is an expensive game of chicken that's going to cost Lomax bigtime."
"Hope our lads absolutely mop the floor with them round 1, forward pack should be absolutely fired up and looking to do damage Mitch will take care of the rest "
"Can't be any worse then the usual BS we get, what are they going to do suspend Moses for 15 weeks for backchat ? 🤣 about time someone stood up to the nrl and storm "
"I'm not sure if this was said and I can't be bothered reading
but someone made the point that the NRL will punish us for this throughout the season
and I reckon that's accurate "
but someone made the point that the NRL will punish us for this throughout the season
and I reckon that's accurate "
"If they didn't hate storm already"
"NRL were about to act, forcing a quick hearing. Just Melb being about to sign him wouldn't cut it"
"Current Origin player only.. Money won't cover our team damage this year. No dice."
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Parramatta Eels commence legal action to enforce agreement with Zac Lomax (Official Club Statement)
The Parramatta Eels have today commenced legal proceedings against Zac Lomax. The purpose of the proceedings is to enforce the release agreed in November 2025.We have endeavoured to resolve this by negotiations. This has included a formal…
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Parramatta Eels launch legal action against Zac Lomax over attempt to return to NRL
Parramatta have launched legal action against their former star player, Zac Lomax, after talks between the parties broke down on Thursday. It is understood that the Eels have been unable to reach a deal with Lomax or the Melbourne Storm in a bid to…
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So what was storm big news they were goingto say at 10 am today i saw and heard nothing
Does any know what is was
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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