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  • Tottenham Hotspurs
    • haw haw
  • A guy comes into work on Monday morning and one his colleagues asks him how his weekend was. "Great!" replied the guy. "I went to a bar on Saturday night and met a set of twins who invited me back to their house". "Wow" replied his friend. "Were they identical twins? Could you tell them apart?" "It did take me a while" said the guy "but eventually I worked out that Katie had a small mole above her top lip...................and Steve had a mustache"
  • Paul McCartney is buying his second wife a Plane for Christmas! She will however continue to use a razor on her other leg
  • A wealthy benefactor to a Testicle Disorder Hospital was being shown around the hospital.
    During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

    "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

    The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

    "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.

    As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

    Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

    Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, private health cover."!!
    • Haha Tad , that’s a pearler . 

      • Classic Tad

  • Australian politics.
  • Trust
    There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...



    For example...



    A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.



    She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.





    As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

    "Hi, sweetheart," he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you sayHello?"
    • your on fire Tad

       

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