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"If Su'A comes early, leave Williams on the left and put Su'A with Moses on the right.Tuilagi as impact off the bench. That is better balance for this squad."
"Nanva with that try saver on Tracey in the first half was crucial. Also, Pryke on Xerri try saver."
"The button up is the wearing we lost most games. Case solved. It didn't suit him and he looked better with the polo."
"3. Volkman attack anf considering what the dogs did to talingi last week huge effort
2 Pryke stepped up on debut
1 Williams sure up that left edge best 2nd rower performance all season in defence
Couldn't really fault anyone "
2 Pryke stepped up on debut
1 Williams sure up that left edge best 2nd rower performance all season in defence
Couldn't really fault anyone "
"I just rewatched the game. Volkman needs to be careful. He hip dropped Preston a couple times to bring him down. If Preston's stayed down he would have got penalised "
"Thought Kelly was reasonably good today except for a couple of poor decisions. Nanva was very good and deserves a spot. Walker was a bit off with some stupid passes"
"Poppa, So you think after 40 years of NO premiership, multiple change of coaches which have produced ZERO an extremely poor recruitment, running 2nd last on the 2026 ladder, the worst defence in the league on top of already breaking a previous held…"
"So who plays if Smith out?"
"Someone tell Rylsey if you gonna wear a white shirt you gotta wear a jacket over it otherwise you look like a 15yo on work experience week "
"I used to ring my dad at HT to games he didn't go to, to talk about the half. The first game i went to without i actually called him forgetting what happened.
But it is Parramatta that keeps memories alive. That is a nice little thing to mention…"
But it is Parramatta that keeps memories alive. That is a nice little thing to mention…"
"To be fair, Kelly played well today.
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"Did anything come of his wrist or arm complaint? "
"3. Penisini
2. Paulo
1. Williams
Credit to Adam O'Brien, he certainly can not get that Dogs attack firing consistently.
We need to further improve our defence to beat Manly at Brookie.
Great to see a game flow for once.
Solid debut from Pryke. "
2. Paulo
1. Williams
Credit to Adam O'Brien, he certainly can not get that Dogs attack firing consistently.
We need to further improve our defence to beat Manly at Brookie.
Great to see a game flow for once.
Solid debut from Pryke. "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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The real reason why Eels won
Spot the difference. Also if you want to see what a true champion looks like - note what the champion is doing while everyone else is celebrating. This person celebrates with championships.
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Credit where credit due
I have been very critical of our team last week but to win despite all injuries against a top 4 team is impressive. Seen we have DNA that something to proud of.
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The Unicorns Strike Back
If some of you people can check in your hipocracy after last week, it may be you will be able to see your own biases.Have a read of what Pro Daz said about scapegoats. You called it well Daz and it showed up how people change given circumstances…
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Eels V Dogs 3-2-1
3 Points - Mitch Moses Led the team around superbly, had a hand in everything, kicked for near 800m2 Points - Will Penisni Ran hard making 7 tackle busts1 Point - Jack Williams Topped the tackle count with only 1 miss. Played the full 80 minutes…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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