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"Shame everyone missed the point.....or did they
The lesson is that most people who are actually set, left or right.....nothing will change
Any intelligent people will realise what is happening is wrong and reminiscent of so much in human history.…"
The lesson is that most people who are actually set, left or right.....nothing will change
Any intelligent people will realise what is happening is wrong and reminiscent of so much in human history.…"
"I like cold pea and Ham soup thats thick spread on hot toast Will . It's very yummy"
"I could eat chicken soup with dumplings every day. I enjoy it the most"
"Might want to check how busy ICE was during Obama years before you go blame Trump"
"Yes, much better at that than parting my hair, of which i have none."
"good thinking fishy.....we need someone with your background to set this straight.....
I have heard that parting the ways, is one of your specialties."
I have heard that parting the ways, is one of your specialties."
"Hey PT, do you know why Sorovi and Risati didnt play the trials?"
"Agree, without doubt probably the worst article I have read in a while. Like for LIke replacement, Rep player, versatile and obviously talented. mmmmmm few on that list "
"Surely moses just parts the sea... that'd fuck the noahs right up
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"Interesting definition of comparable in this article lol!"
"Though do Melbourne see this as a chance to win in 2026? Bellamy's last year more likely."
"Melbourne have everything to do with the release agreement if they've already signed, or taken action to sign Lomax outside the terms of the agreement....exactly, but they would not have done that unless the NRL gave them the thumbs up. We don't…"
"Exactly Yobz! He still signed it after knowing R360 was off table for couple a years too, but RU was there as he agreed and looked into signing up to! It wasn't that he didn't have a chance to play that...just the offer of 450K wasn't enough. Tough,…"
"This was the stupidest article ever
baeucally replace lomax for whatever shitty centre a club has
Like for like is a player comparable to or just below lomax that would boost our club"
baeucally replace lomax for whatever shitty centre a club has
Like for like is a player comparable to or just below lomax that would boost our club"
"I suspect this might be what's going on Adam."
"Bluey, Randy, good points.
What’s encouraging is that the engagement in this blog shows the site still has life and people who care enough to reply. That suggests the community is not dying as some predicted, but evolving.
We have lost posters for…"
What’s encouraging is that the engagement in this blog shows the site still has life and people who care enough to reply. That suggests the community is not dying as some predicted, but evolving.
We have lost posters for…"
Irony is Dead
It was not so long ago, on the venerable pages of 1EyedEeel, that those of us unfortunate enough to have landed on the left of the political spectrum were scolded for apparently celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk. No, we said, we are not…
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
Fox Sports has done a fictional piece on what player each NRL club would have to release if they wanted a fair trade for Zac Lomax.Read it…
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Fighting the good fight!?
Fighting the good fight in two mediums now? The leagues club board voting process about to hit members, and now zack!What a turn around in the whole.club! This whole club has turned around, and for the better. I like the future im seeing with this…
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Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
The Parramatta Eels have today commenced legal proceedings against Zac Lomax. The purpose of the proceedings is to enforce the release agreed in November 2025. We have endeavoured to resolve this by negotiations. This has included a formal…
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Parramatta Eels launch legal action against Zac Lomax over attempt to return to NRL
Parramatta have launched legal action against their former star player, Zac Lomax, after talks between the parties broke down on Thursday. It is understood that the Eels have been unable to reach a deal with Lomax or the Melbourne Storm in a bid to…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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