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"Don't worry Chiefy, you will wonder forever, but is it just a blank scene of amazement what you hope to achieve. I look forward to seeing you on that Death Star one day...."
"Lateral thinking Aracom, it can take you to so many places, you thought you would never see!"
"Speed and Pace....whilst important, he would end up a different style of winger, has enough to run say the distance that Joash ran on Friday Night.
The Penrith winger Tuho (sp) is not that quick but Penisini would also be good in the hit ups, I feel…"
The Penrith winger Tuho (sp) is not that quick but Penisini would also be good in the hit ups, I feel…"
"Jonah is a natural halfback and at 5/8 didn't compliment Moses's game. We should use him at 19th man and to play 7 when Moses isn't playing."
"We've won every game we completed at over 80% this year. And while the Cowboys set completions were only 71% against us, we have actually completed far worse twice this year (63% and 64%) and both times we conceded 50."
"They had a higher average set distance, however with better completion, Eels actually topped them in total run meters "
"I havnt seen a lot of pace from Penisni to warrant a wing spot. Am I missing something. Does he really give us enough and how much more potential to get better has he got.
I would really like to know if he is signed or not for next year, if he is…"
I would really like to know if he is signed or not for next year, if he is…"
"Yeah great points there, Coryn.
As you said, you know they will give it their all & never let you down through lack of effort or commitment.
Perfect top 30 players, and yep, the opposite of Matterson.
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As you said, you know they will give it their all & never let you down through lack of effort or commitment.
Perfect top 30 players, and yep, the opposite of Matterson.
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"💯 I to like Samrani and believe he has the makings of a good backrower.
Joash much the same that guy just wants an opportunity to make a difference his circumstances remind me a bit of Trae Fullers at the Dolphins.Don't think there starters anywhere…"
Joash much the same that guy just wants an opportunity to make a difference his circumstances remind me a bit of Trae Fullers at the Dolphins.Don't think there starters anywhere…"
"Really like Samrani, seems like such a ’team first’ player as PT mentioned, and seems genuinely very popular amongst teammates.
Him & Joash seem like essential top 30 players. Versatile, hardworking, selfless, Eels first.
If Jordan was to be a…"
Him & Joash seem like essential top 30 players. Versatile, hardworking, selfless, Eels first.
If Jordan was to be a…"
"Well I suggested we may not win another game after the Titans thrashing....I am willing to hop back on the optimist train, after jumping off a couple of times, I am moving to a new retirement home....!! LOL"
"You need some acupuncture Bluey..... or at least an erotic massage."
"Are you "Homophobic" Rudolph?? just asking for a "gay" friend, who thinks he is an Alien?"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Ryles on 2gb
https://omny.fm/shows/the-continuous-call-team/full-show-the-continuous-call-team-live-at-accor-stadium-may-9?t=49m16sPretty interesting comments, he starts talking around 49 minutes in
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Is it just me?
But did guymer play left back row with kelma in the front row? Just rewatxhing and thats how it looked for me?
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Parra Juniors- Sanders v Talagi versing
Both try a piece so far.What could have been, we'll never know.Big Steph did well ealier with the Storm. That's probably the best Eels juniors we've produced the last 3-4 years but all 3 left home.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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