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"Why are we giving Twiddle a run at 6 though? Is there no one else we can give prep at 6 to? Lorenzo plus another that's here next year? Cut throat b**tch is the new me :)"
"Only Avery, Talagi, Pezet, Mataele and 9 playing in their best position. "
"Too good for cup is an exaggeration. But he definitely doesn't look out of place so far "
"Yea That's why I said they need an opportunity to come up. Tago is injured again. Varicella is injured too and Renzo is off because he needs to go for nrl. So it's changes galore right now.
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"Hearing that Petrus already looks too good for Cup. Debut him soon and give him a deal til 2030 all top 30."
"Don't worry we would have signed up our young keepers, esp when it's clear to all we have great difficulties signing up established stars. Right? 😬🙃"
"Analyst, "realism" is completely optional. "
"Love the optimisim, King Gutho. Not many would share your optimism though.
If T Brown and Lorenzo debut, we'd have used 30 players. "
If T Brown and Lorenzo debut, we'd have used 30 players. "
"HAHAHAHA what as the main course.....they do like long pig....."
"Issue is who in the middles do you take out? Particularly when Tuivaiti and Kautoga are back? You have Brown and Mataele at Prop. Lokeni at Lock. Funa-Iuta and soon enough Petrus on an edge. Talagi on bench and Pryke has to fit somewhere. Maybe…"
"Samrani has looked good coming back from injury"
"Well he will be a reserve 5/8. He is no where near Lorenzo as a 6. Risati will even be a better 6."
"Yea he didn't look 100% last week. "
"Maybe that knee wasn't good to go. Good to see Petrus in early and JFI moving into the middle."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Jack de Belin open to PNG move.
Parramatta Lock Jack de Belin is open to a move to the PNG Chiefs in 2028. The former St. George Illawarra Lock forward signed a one year deal with the Eels that includes a club option for 2027. de Belin has had a rough start for the Eels, starting…
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Game Day Blog R9 v Warriors: The Chase For Consistency
Two teams hunting the same thing at different stages of the path. Consistency. Jason Ryles talked about it at length this week. The Eels haven’t been able to put three games together with fight. Not since the end of last year, when they strung…
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Jake Clifford?
Been a fan of this bloke for sometime.Strong kicking game,solid pass selection,good in the air and hard runner close to the line.With cows meeting with CHT and if they get him.Itll prob squeeze out cliffo.He'd actually go well with Moses I…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
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Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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