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"Great signing! We only have 20 shit players might as well add another one"
"Schuster the next big signing, keep em comin O'Neill"
"ONLY !!!@!. Why does O'neill only shop at Ali Express?"
"Sorry everyone but all this get this one get that one is all wishful thinking. It's not like that movie BUILT IT AND THEY WILL COME. If they DONT WANT TO COME THEY WONT All we can do is see how this bloke goes give him a chance . If it doesn't work…"
"Only signed until the end of 2027. With virtually all mid-season signings you need to offer them a deal for the following year, or else they don't sign."
"be a great signing at the right price. Wahs were flying last year when he was playing. Plays very similar to Mitch. Maybe the Anzac clash with the dragons 🐉 debuting the jockey is making the Parramatta supremos have second thoughts on Lorenzo? "
"Never seen him play but hope we haven't signed him for 3 years. Should have kept stoney. Now for Spencer b4 June 30th."
"Likewise MeelK, I also miss you.
Hope you're well, you legend."
Hope you're well, you legend."
"I swear us supporters are suffering from this. There is just no way in a championship team that more then half our squad are good enough. And if we are real serious then probably not even that many! "
"I miss him more after his game on the weekend..."
"Worse than Stone. Stone has much more aggression and better defensive technique. Stone also never gives up on a play in defence, often seeing him chase line breaks even we he has zero chance of making the tackle."
"No, what I am saying is that we have Volman now as a handy back-up, and either Talitaina or someone else as 6 next year. Either the club thinks Talitaina is good enough next year or not."
"I don't recall seeing him too much tbh. He seems to play similar positions to Ray Stone and is of similar size. Tell me is he < or > Ray Stone?"
"Temu Ray Stone."
"Yeah i could see him as a good 6. Let's say, for argument sakes, he comes here, it is handy when Moses goes as he can play 7."
"I like it, hope its true, a lot of upside for absolute minimal outlay. The talent is undeniable.
If Ryles / R&R see an opportunity there, great, if it falls over, its not a huge loss."
If Ryles / R&R see an opportunity there, great, if it falls over, its not a huge loss."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Poppa's Corner: SCAPEGOATS..... A funny thing, you can say it with a cry in your voice!......The Parra Lament
Interesting questions have been raised (constantly) about our club and a SCAPEGOAT to blame.Personally I am usually quick in seeing obvious problems and when you look at the period my experience covers, I have seen most of the things that only…
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Just heard on triple M whisper that Eels and Dragons are monitoring the Luke Metcalf situation at the warriors
Just heard on triple M whisper that Eels and Dragons are monitoring the Luke Metcalf situation at the warriors, as their keen to re sign Cht and Tanah Boyd. Would you take him? It does show that at the moment if their is an elite half on the market…
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Eels Back Office- Limitless incompetence
Jarome Luay informed the Tigers he was moving to PNG for 2028. Within a week the Tigers extend the May Brothers, Bula and have a ready replacement in Madden. This was THE BASKETCASE of the NRL. Now they will be fighting for the Premiership in the…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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