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"You really are Delusional and need a lot of help or maybe as Pop has said your just a plant put on hear just to annoy the crap out people with stupid comments.. if not please get the help you need . Or as i said there is 16 other teams in th…"
"If we are to improve defensively we need to start planting our flag in the ground with regards to combinations especially on the edge.It's consistency in selection imo that we'll start seeing real improvement.This is where injury and depth has…"
"I met Sir Ray and he was the best, a complete gentleman."
"Why Hector your the actual person that mentioned joining 1 of the 16 other teams 😂 I don't see anyone else mentioning that. Perhaps you should go over your own comment a few times. If you can't handle the truth then you have an issue you need to…"
"I disagree with what it proves.
This squad was trending the right way over the back end of last season but we lost another 2 rep players , replaced them with reserve graders ... our senior guys like Junior haven't replicated last years form and our…"
This squad was trending the right way over the back end of last season but we lost another 2 rep players , replaced them with reserve graders ... our senior guys like Junior haven't replicated last years form and our…"
"Mate now your reply's are getting worse and clutching at straws like the word in the title of this blog that starts with the letter B that's what you really have become . Please pick one of the other 16 and Fly away.Bye Bye"
"The stats show this is the worst defensive Eels side in their entire history.
They are also the worst defensive team out of all the teams in the NRL era.
That's bloody terrible considering Ryles is supposed to be a defence oriented coach.
This…"
They are also the worst defensive team out of all the teams in the NRL era.
That's bloody terrible considering Ryles is supposed to be a defence oriented coach.
This…"
"Hmmm🤔 Im not the knat/fly saying there's 16 other clubs 😂 That doesn't sound very loyal there Hector "
"Agree probably because the administration and coaching staff have zero idea"
"Dob't know why we got pezet man. All we needed was a winger, or a prop not some loan player."
"Rocks and diamonds. He can go I reckon. "
"o honestly don't see any major signings as long as the current administration and coaching staff are in power. It will basically be the same ii f not worse. The only few exceptions might be players either nobody wants or semi retired players seeking…"
"I'd have thought Joash would be an easy target too but I thought he defended really well last year. Attitude and desire goes a long way in defence. I reckon Ryles made a mistake letting Pezet walk in over Joash"
"Or if Uncle Nick denounced the Roosters and came across to Parra"
"I'm a big fan of Samrani at centre, he's physical and he's strong. If I'm looking at a centre it probably needs to be the best young reserve grader chomping at the bit for a crack at 1st grade. We desperately need a winger that can get some yardage…"
"Its the wheeling and dealing that we cannot judge but JC, the cap restrictions come into play then. "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Our Dream 2027 team
If O'neill can land most of this team, he'll be known as the next Frank Ponessi1. Iongi 2. Jenkins 3. Xerri4. Tago - most likely signing 5. Fox6. Purdue 7. Moses8. Sam Tuivaiti. Extension now9. Smith 10 ???11 Jaydn Sua signed 12. Kit kat - jury's…
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Kelma to explore other options
Personally I don't really mind this..his a rocks and diamonds player.Liability in defence and to many errors a game.Just a backup player at best.with sua taking his spot this is what our 27 side will prob look like before future signings and what we…
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What another Boring Year for Eels Fans
Towards the end of the 2025 NRL season I think a majority of Eels fans had some form of optimism for 2026 hoping it might be a possible top 8 position for the Eels. However, this year has turned into one of the worst so far on record with Eels…
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Do we not have anyone better then kelly
Surely there's some young hungry kids knocking at the door for that vacant wing spot,cause how Brian Kelly is in this starting lineup baffles me.Dogs are just gonna be peppering that side all game cause Kelly dosent have the brain of a regular first…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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