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"It is not make or break but if we get done and Gold Coast beat us, then perhaps."
"Then again look at the opponents we have faced, tough opponents that will get him battered and bruised. "
"I don't remember a time when Moses hasn't been struggling with an injury in the last 3 years. Age is definitely catching up to him. I hope he manages to stay on the park this season."
"The boys will bounce back. anyone hear Moses struggling with a injury & in some doubt?"
"It won't be make or break but it is a game where more fight needs to be shown.
Our line speed and first contact is the worst in the comp and there is no excuse for that. This is basically the same squad as last season, particularly the forward pack…"
Our line speed and first contact is the worst in the comp and there is no excuse for that. This is basically the same squad as last season, particularly the forward pack…"
"Based on what? Not once last year did he get ragdolled playing Fullback."
"Depth players are depth players for a reason, when you start relying on them of course your team is average.
We have lost 2 top 17 forwards for the season, 2 Centres and a Fullback in the space of 2 weeks.
Our team is better, even if it is slightly…"
We have lost 2 top 17 forwards for the season, 2 Centres and a Fullback in the space of 2 weeks.
Our team is better, even if it is slightly…"
"If the wingers can catch the bombs we're in this"
"I think Williams should be left side attacking between centre and winger. Pezet has a good long ball. I also think Teancum Brown needs to come off the bench. I think this will be a close game. Junior and Moses need to lead."
"That's not gunna happen."
"LOL. You absolute turd Chiefy! I almost had hope for a second there... 🤣🤣"
"Agree. Would also like to see Apa get his chance. He's not exactly a kid, 22 yrs this year (?). If people are worried about his defence, I'm sure he'll fit right in with the rest of the team that has conceded close to 40 points a game so far. Start…"
"What exactly does his position entail and what type of salary would he be pulling in?"
"So he basically gets almost $30000 a fortnight for doing what exactly? "
"ok ok it is April 1st cmon Chiefy "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Anyone else feel like this week against Tigers is make or break?
Does anyone else feel like a win/loss this weekend will dictate our season.Personally, I think a win here would be massive. It would put us as 3-2 with a fairly soft draw. This would be a great result considering the teams we have versed, and would…
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Club Statement
Club Statement: Leadership UpdateThe Parramatta Eels today confirm a change in the club’s football leadership structure, with Mark O’Neill departing his role as Head of Football, effective immediately.We thank Mark for his service and commitment…
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An idea
Wondering last night and what people thought, imo walker is most effective off the bench, can we start ryley at 13 and talyn at 9 with walker on the bench, then you bring in walker to lock, ryley to 9 and talyn to the bench for a break?
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Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers
1. Joash Papaili2. Bailey Simmonson3. Brian Kelly4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Jack Williams9. Rylex Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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