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"ok, but you have to feed the chooks in the morning!"
"He should keep pushing. They will release him."
"Great to hear, MeelK. Never stops does it. All good here too thankyou legend. "
"I missed him the moment the knights game finished last year."
"Oh well dreams were free."
"For it to be an opportunity you have to be looking."
"Aint gunna happen they have said taking a job in an other industry "
"Jimmy Barnes already has the keys to the city - he said so in "Saturday Night"."
"New Melbourne Storm coach"
"We absolutely need a circuit breaker. He would be the Phil Gould of Parramatta. Give him the keys to the city"
"He probably wants to retire"
"Now i believe Ikin would try and go for a bigger role, always thought he would be a great NRL CEO. But if he is open to it, absolutely i would go for Ikin. Thing that makes him good, and why i doubt V'Landys would go for him for NRL in future, is he…"
"I think 1 Centre is enough. We need money for other spots too. I would go a Centre, Jenkins and a Forward. If you are not re-signing Walker then go for Watson.
As for Burton, yeah i am all for it. If they feel Talataina is not the guy, i am all for…"
As for Burton, yeah i am all for it. If they feel Talataina is not the guy, i am all for…"
"if i was Ryles i would be looking at Burton to play 6 along side moses
bring in Leniu & Sua
Edwards at lock or 14 / interchange with Dylan Walker
Sign 2 quality centres herbie, xerri
1 winger in Jenkins "
bring in Leniu & Sua
Edwards at lock or 14 / interchange with Dylan Walker
Sign 2 quality centres herbie, xerri
1 winger in Jenkins "
"Your always a Gentleman NOS ..........I am actually proud of this blog because it allowed a lot of discussion, rather than the "rabid" situations we could see developing.......in turn I learnt something to make myself understand the issues better…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Huge opportunity - Parramatta Eels Head of football option
■ An absolute circuit breaker for the Parramatta Eels football club -Won the 2000 NRL Premiership with the Brisbane BroncosRepresented Queensland Maroons in State of OriginRepresented Australia Kangaroos internationallyPlayed over 140 first-grade…
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Dragons knock back bid for Su’A to join Parramatta this season
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-around-the-clubs-round-10-20260503-p5ztau.htmlParramatta-bound forward Jaydn Su’A will remain at St George Illawarra for the rest of the season after the Dragons decided against releasing him early to the…
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Poppa's Corner: SCAPEGOATS..... A funny thing, you can say it with a cry in your voice!......The Parra Lament
Interesting questions have been raised (constantly) about our club and a SCAPEGOAT to blame.Personally I am usually quick in seeing obvious problems and when you look at the period my experience covers, I have seen most of the things that only…
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Just heard on triple M whisper that Eels and Dragons are monitoring the Luke Metcalf situation at the warriors
Just heard on triple M whisper that Eels and Dragons are monitoring the Luke Metcalf situation at the warriors, as their keen to re sign Cht and Tanah Boyd. Would you take him? It does show that at the moment if their is an elite half on the market…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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