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"He wont be it this year or next, more so 2027."
"X 3, BEM, Eli.
Really like Ryley's high-energy, while Iongi is pure class — a real footballer.
Both have the right attitude & commitment. They're exactly who we need."
Really like Ryley's high-energy, while Iongi is pure class — a real footballer.
Both have the right attitude & commitment. They're exactly who we need."
"EA, Is RU recruit Lokeni ahead of Latu?
Like Lokeni, Moretti was also a centre in RU (dunno if it was inside or outside though).
We'll need these youngsters in the pack with grunt — like Tuivita, Lokeni, and Latu — to come good.
PS: There was…"
Like Lokeni, Moretti was also a centre in RU (dunno if it was inside or outside though).
We'll need these youngsters in the pack with grunt — like Tuivita, Lokeni, and Latu — to come good.
PS: There was…"
"That's inst breaking news."
"In Jason we Trust. "
"Maybe late in the halves when teams are tired. At 84kg he needs to hit the all you can buffet before he plays much lock or back row. "
"Still got work to do on his defence "
"Awesome... love to see them operate like Drew and PJ used to. 20 min stints, always a fresh DH on the field and one can go longer if we get an injury in the forwards while the other covers the injury. A middle, an edge and ideally someone who can…"
"Great reward for all the effort on and off the field. Congratulations young man! Love watching him play and is only going to get better "
"What is interesting is Matthew Hunter is picked again. He sealed the game last week with a try his second for the game. I hope we see highlights this week as his stats look great. Seems to know how to win but also when to be involved in the game."
"It would seem so. 3rd and 4th string hooker isn't much of a job. "
"He played one game lol and most likely got injured.
if you look at RM cup team, it says he's out, also Hayne played the last game and he's out too, so who knows "
if you look at RM cup team, it says he's out, also Hayne played the last game and he's out too, so who knows "
"Stop it you two !!!!
no chance of that nonsense
I'm still thinking Baldy is owed his " shit in a box" for fucking up the GF with giraffe on the bench . I could do a local delivery now 🤔😆"
no chance of that nonsense
I'm still thinking Baldy is owed his " shit in a box" for fucking up the GF with giraffe on the bench . I could do a local delivery now 🤔😆"
LUKE METCALF
This guy is a gun player! I've been following him for last few years since he left the sharks and he's been doing so well for the warriors!We need to sign him to play alongside Moses!
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NSW Origin Squad 2025
WESTPAC NSW BLUES SQUADAmpol State of Origin, Game OneSuncorp Stadium, Brisbane Wednesday 28 May1. Dylan Edwards (Penrith Panthers)2. Brian To’o (Penrith Panthers)3. Stephen Crichton (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)4. Latrell Mitchell (South Sydney…
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I say if we lose this week against Newcastle we will come last
I hope we win because i never been to Newcastle before this be my first time there and i never saw Parramatta win when i go to watch them
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Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9
Earlier this morning, Jim Sarantinos was on SEN with Matt White. Here are the key highlights of the interview: * Mitchell Moses is an outside chance of returning before round nine, potentially for the R7 clash with the Tigers at Commbank pending…
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Eels NSW cup team - Some big ins
Vs Roosters Sunday 1 Apa Twidle 2 Liam Scolari3 Araz Nanva4 Bailey Simmonson ✅️5 Sam Loizou 6 Mathew Hunter7 Ronald Volkman 8 Sam Tuivaiti ✅️9 Brendon Hands10.Toni Mataele11. Tyrese Lokeni12 Charlie Guymer 13 Dan Kier 14 William Latu15 …
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Forwards we should chase...
Following the signing of TDS, I believe the club’s next priority should be strengthening the forward pack by targeting 1–2 middles, along with a reliable, NRL-ready back-rower.While it's unlikely that one of the elite-tier forwards will become…
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Jason Ryles... Report so far
Before diving in, it's important to acknowledge where we currently sit on the ladder. We must acknowledge as fans that our position is far from ideal nor acceptable, however, we must also consider the challenges we've faced throughout the early part…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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