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"Happy to see canvas get another go, I thought he was one of our better players the other day, in such a bad team. Looks a solid young guy, give him his chance!"
"Like a Trojan horse...but we made it ourselves, stuffed it full of shit players and dragged it through our own gate."
"Ya oops. Was wondering where you went lol"
"God if we are relying on a Centre then times are tougher than we thought."
" Guy who gives off strong sockpuppetry vibes and uses laughing emoji as vocabulary gives advice on the deep end.... when all he ever does is dogpaddle in a piss-filled kiddie pool.
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"I can see the logic in that. Was coming more from a salary cap perspective. "
"If it means he comes early now, no point saints having him there if he missing several weeks. We use that time for him to learn our shapes etc, serves his suspension and is ready to go. Like the idea "
"Anyone know why he left us in the first place?"
"All great points Pops, and always good discussions - can definitely see your point of view for sure.
100% with you on that last paragraph. Hopefully as you say, some of the guys get their chance sooner rather than later & take it.
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100% with you on that last paragraph. Hopefully as you say, some of the guys get their chance sooner rather than later & take it.
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"A clock’s right twice a day Poop… so technically I should be due any minute now. 😄"
"That's fine Nos, it was just my view as well. Good discussion points for future reference. Petrus maybe closer than you think, but again I don't see enough of him to substantiate the view. I realise petrus is not a middle btw.
If he is as good as EA…"
If he is as good as EA…"
"Very true, Bobby.
With Dylan Egan & Ryan Couchman both due back next week, maybe they consider it but yeah, unlikely.
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With Dylan Egan & Ryan Couchman both due back next week, maybe they consider it but yeah, unlikely.
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"My Injured 13 Eels side:
Iongi
Simmonson
Russell
Samrani
R. Penisini
Pezet (#6)
L. Fletcher (#7)
Doorey
Twidle (emergency utility!)
Tuivati
Kautonga
Tuilagi
Hopgood
Eels can literally field a 13 run-on side from injured Top 30 & Development "
Iongi
Simmonson
Russell
Samrani
R. Penisini
Pezet (#6)
L. Fletcher (#7)
Doorey
Twidle (emergency utility!)
Tuivati
Kautonga
Tuilagi
Hopgood
Eels can literally field a 13 run-on side from injured Top 30 & Development "
"No point coming over while suspended. "
"Thanks NOS as you said maybe will let him come early . But can't see dragons doing us any favours hey"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Sean Russell ruled out. Can we forfeit?
That's 13 players out against team which steamrolled the Panthers. I am not going to watch.
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This guy better than we have and most available. - sign him
Does anyone else have a better suggestion.??
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Drinking the pre season Kool-aid
We were drinking the Kool-Aid from day one of the pre-season. Big gulps. Every little thing in the off-season felt like proof we were onto something. The Lomax stance? Finally, we’ve got a backbone. The club stands for something. Love it. Pezet on a…
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What’s the Deal with De Belin?
We’re down to a third rate squad, yet he’s still coming off the bench. Is he carrying something, or just not in favour at the moment? He was brought in as a key signing and used to play big minutes at the Dragons ... I know that doesn't count for…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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