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"And yet he didn't talk to Matty for months for doing that same thing. All Matty did was praise QLD and their team and Matty refused to talk to him for a long time time.
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"And Ponga's was not? Not saying that to you Sloth, to the NRL."
"Its true ponga grade 2. Only a fine"
"Yeah no one really gets bans from origin now. Suaalii's was a special case cos it was deemed reckless since he launched himself and left the ground."
"I tell you andrew johns is the biggest arse kisser he was questioning everything against qld."
"It was grade 2 so normally a suspension but I read this online
In 2022, the NRL changed the judicial process for representative matches. It means players can only receive bans for offences that are grade three or higher.” Via @foxleague //…"
In 2022, the NRL changed the judicial process for representative matches. It means players can only receive bans for offences that are grade three or higher.” Via @foxleague //…"
"Is that actually fair dinkum? Or just a photo shop "
"No they'll let him play and use the excuse that Origin matches don't affect NRL matches"
"Saifiti was always going to back-up, he was going to get limited minutes. Though shows what a joke of a selection it was to start with. Haas will be in for him now anyway."
"I think the issue many see is sin bin v send off. Many do not argue against a sin bin it is send off that is the problem. Now the debate is about head clash or shoulder to head. No rapping of the arm and shoulder did contact the head."
"Poor Eels, they probably thought Saifiti and Ponga would miss our game and now they both will back up"
"Ok now that is a joke. Suaali'i got 4 weeks for his hit. So pretty much undermines Klein as well for calling a send off.
But Hopoate accidentally makes contact with ref and gets a week?"
But Hopoate accidentally makes contact with ref and gets a week?"
"What 'irrecoverable injury' did Watmough have when we signed him Poppa? he played Origin plus 20 NRL games the year before coming to Parra. In fact, those 20 games were the ninth straight year he played 20+ games. He even played 17 games for us.…"
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Does ponga now miss weeks?
Will eels benefit from that terrible organ call, with a send off, does he miss the weekends game?
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Podcast Debate: Have Your Say
Some fans want major changes and sackings at the club. Some want minor changes. Others think the club needs stability and patience. And some, like me, are strongly against calls to sack people like Jim Sarantinos and want to leave club decisions to…
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Which players would you target as a value investment?
Which players in the NRL do you see as being a value investment that you would like to see Parramatta sign? Often when we discuss player signings, we talk about a player's rumoured market price and their current form. Is that how we should be…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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