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"Sorry but moses has been way below average this season. He won us the game in the end but we wete only in it because of volkman. "
"The Ibis (249m)
The Volkinator
Mataele.
Kelly played his best game for us so far."
The Volkinator
Mataele.
Kelly played his best game for us so far."
"Might be overrating his performance but yeah 80 mins of consistency is quite impressive for me. "
"We look so much better with da silva starting more energy. Volkman its his 6 jersey until the end of the season. I certainly wasn't expecting this. Once longi comes back we will be even better, but rylesy will have to make some tough selection calls…"
"The most entertaining aspect of the game tonight was reading all the shit from the pre ejaculaters. They really make themselves look stupid. It looks like they don't realise a game goes for 80mins, not 20, 40 or 60. Calls to sack certain players,…"
"Oh my beautiful boys. No one gave us a chance, and even when we won some said we only won because of the number of errors the Cows made. Bullshit the pressure we put on them caused them to drop the ball and made them very uncomfortable, creating…"
"Da Silva did his job, first time he played 80mins in NRL. He was great to start, held back with fatigue then had a nice run with split markers that connected with Moses in the lead up to Samrani's try."
"It seems him getting 2 more NRL games then going back to cup and dominating has raised his confidence."
"How good is the fox!! Not just a finisher-he is full of spirit and belief-as is Joash"
"3. Moses - without him we don't win that game.
2. Volkman - just needs to be better in defence.
1. Mataele - this guy will only get better with more first grade. Bends the line. Finds his front. Heaps of post contact meters."
2. Volkman - just needs to be better in defence.
1. Mataele - this guy will only get better with more first grade. Bends the line. Finds his front. Heaps of post contact meters."
"well maybe a win for Chris Phelan....I met him on the hill at Penrith park when I was 11 ...he had a broken arm but still signed his name with his hand on a piece of paper for me .......rest well sir ........"
"Kelly looked much better defending without Villiami .
3- TDS
2- Samrani
1- Junior "
3- TDS
2- Samrani
1- Junior "
"He's terrific macy"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Eels upset Cows in 33-30 Golden Point Thriller)
UPDATE: Somehow the Eels made the impossible possible to spoil Jason Taumalolo 's historic moment. They Eels executed the only blue-print that has worked for them this year. Fighting hard and doing the fundamentals well. High completions (93 v 74%).…
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Huge opportunity - Parramatta Eels Head of football option
■ An absolute circuit breaker for the Parramatta Eels football club -Won the 2000 NRL Premiership with the Brisbane BroncosRepresented Queensland Maroons in State of OriginRepresented Australia Kangaroos internationallyPlayed over 140 first-grade…
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Dragons knock back bid for Su’A to join Parramatta this season
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-around-the-clubs-round-10-20260503-p5ztau.htmlParramatta-bound forward Jaydn Su’A will remain at St George Illawarra for the rest of the season after the Dragons decided against releasing him early to the…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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