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"Yea but my main point is our dummy half position has worse depth than our outside backs espically since Smith & TDS are not 80min hookers."
"Excellent write up Lurker. These sort of event summaries are great for us who can't attend."
"Great blog Lurker, thanks for taking the time to wrote it up. Sounds like great things for the future."
"The club has got a major focus on match day experience and making CommBank intimidating for the opposition. It was a key talking point at our SGA meeting end of last year. It won't be forcing fans to do anything, but emphasising and building on what…"
"Thanks Lurker, a great share mate. Really interesting.
I've got plenty to say about MON, but in the interest of club unity and the need to be positive from now on, i'll suck it up, and say nothing. "
I've got plenty to say about MON, but in the interest of club unity and the need to be positive from now on, i'll suck it up, and say nothing. "
"Fantastic insight, you could sense this was taking place more than 12 months ago. The stance we are taking re Zac Lomax is the culmination of a lot of good work going on at the club. No way would we have done this 2 or more years ago.I'd be…"
"Absolutely you could definitely tell the 4 of them are all banded together despite 4 different roles are all gunning for the same results & goals. Was really good stuff to hear. Ah yep. Like I said was a lot for one mans brain to remember over the…"
"Great read, thanks bro "
"Thanks for going through the effort putting this together, I to was there and already forgotten half of this.... probably too busy focusing on the party pies and spring rolls. One thing I did take away from this was that all 4 were on the same page…"
"Sounds like we are letting him do it his way...quality operators who know what they are doing appreciate the latitude"
"I was just taking the piss mate. We have half the bible on our side, even got a Mohamed coming through
Great blog, totally readable, evocative and with a good vibe. Thanks"
Great blog, totally readable, evocative and with a good vibe. Thanks"
"Don't think there's a slimmer of that happening mate. He couldn't speak higher of our club, where it's going, the people he works with, the players he coaches and what he is building here & how he wants the badge on the chest to mean something to…"
"Thanks Lurker, Ryles needs to be extended now, you can bet the Storm will come knocking, and would love nothing more than to get one over us, especially after this Lomax circus."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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OUR CLUB IS IN GREAT HANDS
I had the opportunity this evening to attend the Members Forum for 2026 which was restricted to about 100 season members of the club and my goodness was it a great evening, a great initative from the club and a great insight in where we are going…
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1EE Legends Tipping Comp
The 1 Eyed Eel tipping comp is back for 2026. You can join via this link on ESPN Footy Tips:https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/1ee_legends?p=1eyedeelPassword: 1eyedeelIf you are still in the comp from last season, you don't need to join again.Here…
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1st teams list v sharks
01 Isaiah Iongi 02. Jake Tago 03. Villiami Penisini 04. Sean Russell 05. Bailey Simonsson 06. Joash Papalii 07. Jonah Pezet 08. J'maine Hopgood 09. Ryley Smith 10. Sam Tuivaiti 11. Kelma Tuilagi 12. Kitione Kautoga 13. Matt Doorey14. Tallyn Da…
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Vale Vince Fawcett
I seem to remember him always being on the verge of becoming one of the great UK exports, had a bit of a cult following with Eels fans too.Am I right that he had a blinder for the Eels against GB one night busting the line and scoring a runaway…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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