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"Coryn, I think we would like to but identifying them from our base is subjective to their original club not identfying them, an unlikely happening. The alternative is making an offer that we have "something" the original club does not have. The…"
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I asked this awhile ago with regards to pathway talent are we producing the likes of a Casey Maclean or a Leka Halasima as examples from other pathway systems from other clubs.I'm with your exact premise but by committing to it can we afford to…"
I asked this awhile ago with regards to pathway talent are we producing the likes of a Casey Maclean or a Leka Halasima as examples from other pathway systems from other clubs.I'm with your exact premise but by committing to it can we afford to…"
"Apparently we did try to match the Bears offer of two hotdogs and a coke, but we weren't willing to go more than 2 years."
"Fair call Poppa."
"He was going good in the second half of the year, I think Kelly is an upgrade. All the best to him in the future but mainly 2026."
"Well it would be loss/loss. As if they don't try you have a go as they didn't attempt to get a player. But if they do try and fail you have a go that we are useless at getting good players."
"I think she said that as well after she got the OMG out!
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"Russell until 2031 is 100% ridiculous. Id hate to think of the amount of the amount of retaliation the club would get if we'd matched the bears offer.
5 year deals are only reserved for current Origin type players, or younger guns who have…"
5 year deals are only reserved for current Origin type players, or younger guns who have…"
"BM, please exclude me from any aspect of what "Mark'' said.
The context of my critique was more a principal of the overall aspect as against the "flag" issue. I pointed out it was more a cultural thing.
Please apologise on my behalf to your wife as…"
The context of my critique was more a principal of the overall aspect as against the "flag" issue. I pointed out it was more a cultural thing.
Please apologise on my behalf to your wife as…"
"Yer the media make shit up like it's the end of the world same with Russell you are always going to lose players just keeping the ones you really want is the trick "
"If they use the B-roll material...Adirash "
"worth a try "
"Happy Xmas everyone. This is what my daughter made me for Christmas. Mclovin it !!
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"I agree we don't have much depth. Volkman isn't a FG. Lorenzo and other juniors are not ready. In fact any injury to 1,6,7,9 will result in Papalii coming into the team in some way"
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Bulldogs secure highly-rated young halfback from arch-rivals Parramatta
Apologies if posted alreadyThe Canterbury Bulldogs have landed the services of a young promising playmaker from one of the club's biggest rivals ahead of the upcoming 2026 season.Over the past few seasons, the Bulldogs have recruited some of the…
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Happy Christmas to ALL
I would just like to wish you all a really happy Christmas and a really healthy, happy and prosperous New Year in 2026! Please stay safe, don't drink and drive, spend precious time with your family and loved ones as life is too short and every day…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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