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"It's more so step back and relax. If it's making him that angry time to calm."
"Tim Tam with coffee, not tea."
"Try a nice pot of earl grey tea. Most invigorating, especially in times of stress and discontent. Now Twinnings is always a go to, but there are others out there that will suffice. If you are really daring, peppermint infused tea provides an…"
"The trouble is, when you have as many injuries as we have, the replacements are only fill in players. Everyone expects us to have like for like replacement, it doesn't work that way. "
"He's not wrong though is he? "
"Regardless who is responsible on the current and past situation of the team (MON, Sarantinos, BA, FO executives, coaches, physical, attack, defensive, etc), one thing is clear, this team have a very big problem with the way they have played and are…"
"Yeah surely Dolphins and Penrith let them go right now to play for us for the rest of the year to combat our injuries."
"What Pisses me off about the fuck wits at parra, they never play our juniors or never give the kids a go. Roosters last year gave their kids a go mid the injury crisis yet we are too fucking scared to put Mataele or Lorenzo in because it'll dent…"
"Typical Parramatta singing "
"That's the thing, being amazing in SG Ball just means you're more than likely capable of becoming a first grade player if you carry on improving. Not necessarily a great first grade player, that's another echelon again. Heaps of SG Ball superstars…"
"Doesn't matter what the coach/club let him play, he can and will play big minutes with enough mongrel to rub off on the rest of the playing group
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"The 2023 SG Ball side has Twidle, Talagi, Sanders, Tuivati, Arthur, Guymer, Pryke who have already played first grade. Plus Richie who's close. That's quite a haul."
"I mean, from SG Ball, it's a pretty good turn out if you get 2-3 legitimate first graders per year."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Eels Back Office- Limitless incompetence
Jarome Luay informed the Tigers he was moving to PNG for 2028. Within a week the Tigers extend the May Brothers, Bula and have a ready replacement in Madden. This was THE BASKETCASE of the NRL. Now they will be fighting for the Premiership in the…
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Round 10 Team List v North Queensland Cowboys
1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Jordan Samrani4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Tallyn Da Silva10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Jack Williams13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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Club has really aimed for the stars
Parramatta keen on Cowboys forward Parramatta have identified North Queensland forward Harrison Edwards as a potential immediate signing in a bid to help alleviate the club’s debilitating injury toll.The Eels have signed Maroons forward Jaydn Su’A…
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O’Neill Era Marked by Damning Lack of Junior Development at Parramatta
O'neill's failure in developing players Since Mark O’Neill joined Parramatta in 2019, the club’s junior development output has fallen well short of expectations, with very few genuine NRL-standard players progressing from the system into the top…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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