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"What they've missed another signing I wanted, for F%^7 sake!"
"I don't think so, but you don't normally rely on a 5/8 to do that? They're your attacking threats, not generals."
"Until the experts on 1eyed eel come and help the front office, this is the squad in stuck with.
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"I will say this for the last time, I have never met Josh King's mother..."
"My thoughts on our recruitment ill just umm well umm yeah. Jonah um kelly yeah...."
"""Coaching a team while management plays spin the wheel."""
"By the way, how bad is tonight's game? Parra would beat both these teams even with our depleted squad."
"That's quite concerning really. No real size on the bench. It will take quite some effort to win this. We could certainly do with some players back!"
"Toni Mataele is out, Tuilagi added to the bench, Talataina and Samrani on extended bench. Makes us tad smaller, more likely Williams moves to the middle at some point and Tuilagi occupies an edge."
"The dog ain't that hot anymore Krupty, but with a bit of sauce and a touch of mustard..... you never know? lol"
"They will, question is by year 2 or 3 how many of those signings see it out."
"He's been on record saying he would never play against his dad again."
"The tax free money is great but this can still fail if the compound doesn't fit with what players and their family want. Some might get to the end of year 1 and think "stuff this I want out."
PNG could be a revolving door of players and it will…"
PNG could be a revolving door of players and it will…"
"Cut migration and reskill "everyone" on "welfare". Which skills? Who decides which skills? How do we decide those skills? Who pays for those skills?
Given this cure-all of cut migration and reskill has pinged exactly what to do, I'm sure you have…"
Given this cure-all of cut migration and reskill has pinged exactly what to do, I'm sure you have…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Jake Clifford?
Been a fan of this bloke for sometime.Strong kicking game,solid pass selection,good in the air and hard runner close to the line.With cows meeting with CHT and if they get him.Itll prob squeeze out cliffo.He'd actually go well with Moses I…
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Round 9 Team List v New Zealand Warriors
1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Will Penisini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Charlie Guymer12. Jack Williams13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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