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"Well it would be loss/loss. As if they don't try you have a go as they didn't attempt to get a player. But if they do try and fail you have a go that we are useless at getting good players."
"I think she said that as well after she got the OMG out!
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"Russell until 2031 is 100% ridiculous. Id hate to think of the amount of the amount of retaliation the club would get if we'd matched the bears offer.
5 year deals are only reserved for current Origin type players, or younger guns who have…"
5 year deals are only reserved for current Origin type players, or younger guns who have…"
"BM, please exclude me from any aspect of what "Mark'' said.
The context of my critique was more a principal of the overall aspect as against the "flag" issue. I pointed out it was more a cultural thing.
Please apologise on my behalf to your wife as…"
The context of my critique was more a principal of the overall aspect as against the "flag" issue. I pointed out it was more a cultural thing.
Please apologise on my behalf to your wife as…"
"Yer the media make shit up like it's the end of the world same with Russell you are always going to lose players just keeping the ones you really want is the trick "
"If they use the B-roll material...Adirash "
"worth a try "
"Happy Xmas everyone. This is what my daughter made me for Christmas. Mclovin it !!
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"I agree we don't have much depth. Volkman isn't a FG. Lorenzo and other juniors are not ready. In fact any injury to 1,6,7,9 will result in Papalii coming into the team in some way"
"Just before people start complaining about us losing Zain Alamadine to Dogs. He is no big loss at all. He is a halfback that played HM this year for us. He got dropped during the middle of the year for a different halfback. Risati was the main half…"
"Adihash"
"Personally I think JAC is to credit for his form. Yes Russel put the hard work in. But Olam came a Dally M centre when JAC was next to him. When JAC left storm, Olam got dropped from the team and I recon not having JAC next to him was a big reason.…"
"Wouldn't surprise me. Been injured non stop which has hampered his development."
"I am outside having a smoke in shock at how my mother in law has behaved today. Perfect. Exemplary. She is feeling very mortal so she is being very human. Usually a Scottish fire dragon, today she is lovely. Only took the Sword of Damocles hanging…"
"Oh yes let's just buy Farnworth or Crichton right now for obscene money."
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Happy Christmas to ALL
I would just like to wish you all a really happy Christmas and a really healthy, happy and prosperous New Year in 2026! Please stay safe, don't drink and drive, spend precious time with your family and loved ones as life is too short and every day…
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Eels on tour to Townsville
The Eels have begun promoting their interstate trips. With no trip to Darwin this year, they are heading to Townsville for their away match against the Cowboys. They have all-inclusive packages available now. Should be in your inbox if you're a…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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