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christeel replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Same
"and might I add  P G , when  the Australian  economy is healthy and  doing well  , so are  parramatta eels ."
3 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Snottie Pimpin's discussion Charles Guymer
"Still might be this year"
3 minutes ago
The Badger replied to Snottie Pimpin's discussion Charles Guymer
"Willingness to sign for an offer no-one else would give him?"
5 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption (L34-8)
"We should stick someone with it....Paging Mr O'neil"
6 minutes ago
The Badger replied to Snottie Pimpin's discussion Charles Guymer
"You must have good binoculars...
I can't see him being anything but a last resort back up."
6 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption (L34-8)
"All these have played rep football
Josh Addo-Carr: Australia, NSW (State of Origin), Indigenous All Stars

Mitchell Moses: Australia, NSW (State of Origin), Prime Minister's XIII
Junior Paulo: Samoa, NSW (State of Origin), Prime Minister's XIII
Jack…"
7 minutes ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption (L34-8)
"Does my above statement make sense around who the new football manager wants to employ or dismiss,  yes or no?
You can't even acknowledge this question.  Just say yes or no."
7 minutes ago
Parra_Greg replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Same
"I draw many simliarities between the West Indies Cricket Team and the Parramatta Eels Rugby League Football club.   Through a 20 year period had unmatchable success and a list of hall of famers and Immortals in the 70s and 80s (Parra more late…"
8 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption (L34-8)
"He should be last but he may be the scapegoat...folks here already gunning for him.
 "
9 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption (L34-8)
"Moses, JAC, Paulo, Walker have all played Origin and for their country"
10 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption (L34-8)
"Ryles definitely must have some say on recruitment. Most coaches would"
12 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption (L34-8)
"Exactly hit the nail on the head. It's Kearney 2.0 all over. "
14 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug's discussion Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections
"Won't happen because the chief won't make changes because he really is out of his depth in my opinion"
16 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug's discussion Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections
"There's enough in this team currently to disappoint for the next 5 years"
19 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Corner; The cattle is the problem, this maybe the catalyst to make us do some drastic things!
"The coaching is the problem as well as the cattle. Yet, even with the unfortunate injury toll the Eels have it's the coaching ( in my opinion) that's letting this team down. I mean seriously, errors, ball skills, passing, speed of play the balls,…"
23 minutes ago
Parra_Greg replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Same
"lol"
24 minutes ago
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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Game Stats tell the story

Possession was Storm 52-48All runs Storm 176-155Metres Gained Storm 1680 - 1164Tackles Busted Storm 43-18Post Contact Metres 493-376Tackles Made Eels 277-271Missed Tackles Eels 43-18essentially we are as soft as butter with and without the ball.

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2 Replies · Reply by Jman 2 hours ago
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Same

Nothing new. Step and repeat. Copy and paste. Year after year.  Same results. Same demolition. Same small hope Same lost hope. Same press conferences.Same blog posts. Sam's conversations.Same taking about the same.  

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