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"Respectfully you think we're gonna attract any centres to parra,no chance.well Herbies literally the dream or averillo but super duper unlikely with how shit our r&r team are.so samranis prob best option now cause we ain't doing shit on the market"
"Please, no more washed up Saints."
"I would love Tom Deadern but knowing the Eels they would be completely bat shit clueless and wouldn't even offer him a contract, there not even linked to anyone at all. Either they are fucking dumb, blind or they taking that shit that Iongi took.…"
"He'll suit an edge we need proper centres not make shift ones."
"Sad to say it we'll be wooden spooners for a long time. Nothing seems to be happening at the club."
"Contracted to 2029 at the cows. No way they let him leave without a decent player swap. "
"Nostradamus never gets it right. "
"Do souths have a cap? Haas,mitchell,wrighton,murray lol plus tallis duncan will be upgraded not to mention gray."
"If he plays like he did last v week, I'd take him. Can't understand why they are getting rid of him after his best game for ages."
"Issue with the logic on Smith is he played full 80 and still not in the 19. Usually Ryles plays them for half a game in Cup, maybe fiull game, then back the following week. Smith basically missed 2 weeks, so not much footy missed. It was more so can…"
"Gday EA! any guesses as to which outside back is most likely to debut? And do you think anyone has a chance of breaking through this season? "
"Heard its close to being done. Plus his Mrs started following Souths on Instagram."
"Roosters"
"May be fake news but in the meantime "
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Samrani locked in centre?
Samrani man.In his short career his done more then penisni since 2022.samrani gives us something we lacked since Lomax,presence in the air.can also come up with with some big plays like against the cows and intercept against newy.Although didn't win…
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News coming out
That Critta & Kiraz will be out for this Monday's kings birthday clash.
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Round 14 Team List v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Brian Kelly3. Jordan Samrani4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Joash Papaili7. Ronald Volkman8. Luca Moretti9. Tallyn Da Silva10. Jack Williams (c)11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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