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Alfred Mateo replied to Parra-all-the-way's discussion One proud fan
"Incredibly proud! If you compared player for player salaries of both teams today, they would have been close to double. That was all ticker today-especially in front of a huge Newcastle crowd"
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JC replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R13: The D.B. Cup (L28-22 A Fight)
"Just moses would have been enough. "
3 minutes ago
JC replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R13: The D.B. Cup (L28-22 A Fight)
"Today they showed they are both reserve grade level. They can play a decent to good game in first grade occasionally but not consistently. With all the injuries they wete the best two available. 
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JC replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R13: The D.B. Cup (L28-22 A Fight)
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LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R13: The D.B. Cup (L28-22 A Fight)
"Yeah but then again he is fast for his size though. "
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Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R13: The D.B. Cup (L28-22 A Fight)
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EA replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R13: The D.B. Cup (L28-22 A Fight)
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