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"I've already conceded we won't win a comp with Moses and you should to. Unless he is like Cherry-Evans and plays until he's 36 at a high level"
"This is a tragic development. I have lost 2 mates to this prick of a disease, As they say by the time noticable symptoms like slurred speech become noticable it is moving at a faster rate. Dare say had this undiagnosed for a while. No words to…"
"It was absolute gut wrenching watching that. Thoughts are with you Jai and family.
It reinforces to me, that you should live life to its fullest whilst you can and enjoy things that are dear to you. You never know when it's about to be taken."
It reinforces to me, that you should live life to its fullest whilst you can and enjoy things that are dear to you. You never know when it's about to be taken."
"Wow Parrafan. Thank you for showing your emotional side. Just shows at the end of the day we are all human and can look out for one another when needed."
"Nice blog. All best wishes to Jai Arrow. That press conference was tough to watch. In the end it's just footy, just a game, which it's OK to be passionate about, but no so much that we stop identifying with basically the human condition. "Our"…"
"Makes you think how short life really is, when I heard he had MND I broke down. Just feeling for him and his family. Fight hard Jai mate whole parramatta and Rugby League community is with you."
"Very sad news "
"All the best to Jaimand his family. Sometimes, life is cruel."
Ever since i saw the Ch. 9 news reel with Jai playing with his daughter and then struggling to speak/ slurring his words...I'd layed my anger at everything about our failing club (results- recruitment) aside. Fuck it...what does it even mean? Simply…
"A friend of mine got MND way back in the about 1990. He was a decent enough player for St Marys. Saw him January and he said he had to give up footy due to what everyone thought was Chronic Fatigue. Unfortunately, he deteriorated quickly and about 8…"
"Mitchell Moses 32 in September tick tok another season down the shitter.
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"Im happy that Wayne said the club is there for him.and he's still a big part of the group and will.also travel with them to all away trips. "
"Fuck me....Doesn't life throw some curve balls.
All the best Jai"
All the best Jai"
"Massive respect to Wayne Bennett and the rabbitohs yesterday. Fight the beast that is MND."
"Barry Bartflast (marketing)"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Jai Arrow - When life puts everything into perspective
Ever since i saw the Ch. 9 news reel with Jai playing with his daughter and then struggling to speak/ slurring his words...I'd layed my anger at everything about our failing club (results- recruitment) aside. Fuck it...what does it even mean? Simply…
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Joash invited to train with blues 2026
Thoughts on this guys? Anyone have an idea on how much this impacts a player's development? Should be good for him just to be around that level of talent
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Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/05/20/parramatta-eels-locked-in-for-vegas-in-2027/
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Junior Paulo Injury
We all knew Paulo had been battling with a knee injury. So he will be havng a clean out which will keep him out for a month. Expected return date round 17.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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