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"He's not perfect, but players seem to love him. Just need that one signing that turns heads like Luai with Tigers.
Chief, do you think Ryles needs a change with his assistants?"
Chief, do you think Ryles needs a change with his assistants?"
"Just watched the presser. Ryles will definitely win the nice coach award from the referees by the end of the season.
As much as I like him as a coach, his reactions to games like today's give me the shits "
As much as I like him as a coach, his reactions to games like today's give me the shits "
"Do what BA did in 2021 with the Penrith final."
"We wont make the 8
Moses will never win a comp with Parra.
We suck now and forever.
Mitch can win things playing rep footy he should make it his priority "
Moses will never win a comp with Parra.
We suck now and forever.
Mitch can win things playing rep footy he should make it his priority "
"They can't do that. It's up to Moses."
"Yep.
Just as crap as us"
Just as crap as us"
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"I don't think he can do it on his own unfortunately. Regardless how long it takes."
"To be Blunt ..... he is a player that has always been a flat track bully has never put the team ahead of himself and seems more interested in the social media aspect of his McMansion ..... I often gave him the benefit of the doubt but to save…"
"Ok that makes more sense. He has done alright considering the injuries. They had every right to call it a season and are trying. "
"I don't expect someone to say no it like I said more venting frustrations of the constant what ifs every season has since 2022 "
"Didn't mind the bench. I like Da Silva coming on after 20mins and Edwards fills in the middle. But Moretti and De Belin not getting a lot of minutes either."
"Like I said, he needs a successful head of football to fast track everything. On his own it will take much longer "
"Agree. Im saying if he doesn't get the support he needs its going to take a long while. With the right support Parramatta should be competitive sooner"
"Agree. That action by Tuala is clearly a disruptor act. Tuala was not intent in taking,possession of the ball but was disrupting Fox in getting full control of it and scoring a try."
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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At least we have a good coach
Today's and last performance with easily most inexperienced and worst team in nrl to put up great fights little proven nrl talent shows coach can lift players to play over their ability.
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Mitchell moses is he even real at this point ?
Can we talk why the guy was fit enough to be selected for origin but can't play for the club, I'm over seeing our best player choose origin over the last 3 years and miss over a full season worth of injuries is there a point where surely the club…
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Wow how good is the lower grades going
But but we have superstars!!! Reserve grade getting flogged, Jersey Flegg got flogged. Now all we need is first grade getting flogged and I'm gonna fcuking lose it!!
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Wiz and Frankie returning today
2 long term suspended members of 1 Eyed will be returning today - Wiz and Frankie. Both have been suspended since early January 2026 as the moderation team sought to refurbish the site amid a continued focus on socio-political blogs. In my Times…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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