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"Have to be injured, he played pretty well last week and we don't really have outside back depth lol "
"I think Simmo is a good winger and centre. He's just a good 5th option back Simmo. "
"I would say maybe not due to the speed of Brisbane but he would be on Karapani who is more physical than speed. Samrani size would work. Simonsson is a better Centre than Winger, he just needs to accept it. He will go back for 5th though under the…"
"If his head is not in it then he'll be in NSW Cup in a few rounds and Joash/Lorenzo taking his place. Ryles won't let it go. He's already dropped Kelly. "
"Injured or dropped? I'd be fine with this change either way"
"I think Samrani is already quite a good winger. I agree with EA that he might be on the wing and Simmo in the middle. "
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"Well that is the thing as if he doesn't play well at Parramatta, no worries he is at Brisbane for a fresh start next year and the talk will be "He played that way because it's Parramatta".
Now, if he has a poor to averge 2026, the starts poor in…"
Now, if he has a poor to averge 2026, the starts poor in…"
"Wouldn't surprise me if Simmo played centre and Samrani on the wing"
"This is Samrani's chance to steal a spot. Russell leaving opens a spot and Samrani can take it. A bigger body on Shibasaki can work.
Ryles has seemed to have leaned on Penisini a bit but if Samrani plays well it will make it more on the line for…"
Ryles has seemed to have leaned on Penisini a bit but if Samrani plays well it will make it more on the line for…"
"Where does the FG come in? At the start to make it 1-0? Or does a player who should have went off for HIA slot one for practice around 75th min mark?"
"Penisini is out for the game against the Broncos, Samrani playing in the centres "
"If he plays like last week please go I have never seen the gain in this 1 year BS but see what happens hopefully he gets better "
"Dean Pay is in the team of the century. I know he's one of them 'others' but he is the best option easily. Junior at his peak is next."
"Try 900 on 360 Parra have tabled a 900k per season deal for Barnett so I'd suggest like Kolomatangi and Galvin before him JR and the club have a hard on for the given talent."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Will Penasini dropped ???
Didn't notice any injuries. He finished the game and was named yesterday. Seems strange. Also well done to Samrani. Made something like 169m + in cup And Samrani looks now to be ahead of Kelly
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1eE Modern day Eels team: Bench back-rower
We finally made it to the last spot in the 17. The bench back-rower.Dean Pay and Junior Paulo won out the bench middle spots. Narrowly beating Daniel Wagon (who i secretly hope gets the 17 spot as he is underrated to me).Once this is done i will do…
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Can Pezet leave already
Jeez..The amount of articles I've seen of Jonah glazing Brisbane and talking bout Ezra and Reece.Not even being focused on us.That could be a massive issue if his heads already in Brisbane and his not focused here.Fck I still hate this signing,just…
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Eels offering Jordan samrani
It keeps lagging when I try putting the article up so I won't bother but coming from code sports.The eels are offering Jordan samrani in a player swap for Mitch Barnett and also a three year 2.6 million dollar deal.Personally I think it's a bit to…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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