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"Galvin was never coming to the eels. He agreed to be a bulldog well before West Tigers gave him permission to leave. It had nothing to do with our R&R team. Galvin talking to us, and had everyone believing he was coming to us, was just a…"
"He left when we signed Moses in mid-2017. They might've high fived each other on the way through the door."
"Yeah two NRL games isn't the sign of a first grader. Volkman has played more than that this year and he isn't a first grader."
"heheheh. Well played
Sorry if I caused offspence"
Sorry if I caused offspence"
"Sorry Randy, I'll go Leniunt on you this time..."
"Think Williams will start at Prop with Tuilagi and Kautoga on the edge."
"With Edwards, i wonder if Walker is ok to have a week or so longer off. As to why i mentioned about Barnett with older players, not all but a few need management and it means missing time."
"Surely now Brown gets a run. His form in Cup is consistent and getting better. Also gives Mataele some more time in NRL as well. Hell i would even start Mataele v Newcastle."
"Credit to Paulo for waiting weeks until the bye round to have his surgery
Knowing that it's almost impossible for us to get the spoon, I don't really mind this because it gives Tuivaiti and Brown an extended period for more game time"
Knowing that it's almost impossible for us to get the spoon, I don't really mind this because it gives Tuivaiti and Brown an extended period for more game time"
"Thank god for the Dragons doing the hard work to save us from the spoon this year. We owe them big time!"
"OK, then I guess projected round 13 team:
Iongi
Kelly, Samrani, Russell, JAC
Talataina, Pezet
Moretti, Smith, De Belin
Tuilagi, Edwards, Kautoga
BENCH: Da Silva, Tuivati, Williams, Mataele, Papalii, Brown
Or something like that. I would change the…"
Iongi
Kelly, Samrani, Russell, JAC
Talataina, Pezet
Moretti, Smith, De Belin
Tuilagi, Edwards, Kautoga
BENCH: Da Silva, Tuivati, Williams, Mataele, Papalii, Brown
Or something like that. I would change the…"
"LOL...without my spectical magnifiers I read that as " Suckaholic Recovery Programme""
"Pezet really won't improve us much, his defence is just as bad as Volkman and he has no running game"
"So, with players coming back, I recon players who have been playing injured like Paulo and Walker will be given a break.
I think Fox has overcome what was giving him problems earlier."
I think Fox has overcome what was giving him problems earlier."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Junior Paulo Injury
We all knew Paulo had been battling with a knee injury. So he will be havng a clean out which will keep him out for a month. Expected return date round 17.
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Positivity rather than delusionment about how we can go about things better, for all we know there maybe a bigger plan in the pipeline
Priceforever made a post on a blog about Parramatta attractiveness as a district and location for players to come to and also referenced our lack of recognition of TPA's.I believe he raises some good points and this as a discussion on alternatives…
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Dylan walker offered to super league clubs🥺
Having trouble uploading the photo but you can find it on Miksrl on Insta.wtf man not walkz bro💔💔💔
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Spence
It's been a while. the Spence touring our centre of excellence today. I heard we are signing him before June 30 for 26-27 only. He wants a PNG contract. Not sure if we should bother. Thoughts?
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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