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"Ok but we have 1 win more this season since we are 4-6 oppossed to 3-7 last year which have lost 2 rep players (DB and Lomax) whilst we are injury ravaged and having a game (vs Tigers) STOLEN from us.
I see Volkman and Samrani are revelations so far…"
I see Volkman and Samrani are revelations so far…"
"Is it us Kurupt? Is it us???
I really hope it's us
I bet it's us.
I'm so happy that it's us
But...It's never us'
fuck
It's not us is it?
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I really hope it's us
I bet it's us.
I'm so happy that it's us
But...It's never us'
fuck
It's not us is it?
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"Honestly I'm not paying attention to the results because I still stand by my statement round 3 after the dragons win when I put the line through us then.
Injuries have hurt us but I'm still seeing lack of physicality in the middle of the ruck and a…"
Injuries have hurt us but I'm still seeing lack of physicality in the middle of the ruck and a…"
"Guymer played 82 mins, at left backrow. Tuilagi played right backrow for 70 mins.
Paulo (55) & William (59) were props for most of the game. Doorey (28) & Mataele (29) the extra prop mins. Otherwise DBL & Walker were 'lock' and I think Pryke played…"
Paulo (55) & William (59) were props for most of the game. Doorey (28) & Mataele (29) the extra prop mins. Otherwise DBL & Walker were 'lock' and I think Pryke played…"
"Parra have gone above and beyond for that prick. He'll have no case."
"I don't blame them, they all left under Brad Arthur's era, and BA was f*cking pathetic at developing juniors and playing them, he'd prefer to buy has-beens. They all made good decisions.
Ryles is different, I think we'll see a good crop come in…"
Ryles is different, I think we'll see a good crop come in…"
"I'm at the age where I feel images like this in the chest"
"We had at the time told Gutho he's not wanted and pushed for Talagi at 1. He signed with Penrith and we got Iongi."
".....but then the prick will just sue us for the total value of the club.
I'm pretty sure ithat's his destiny anyway"
I'm pretty sure ithat's his destiny anyway"
"Yeah EA, we often throw rocks at people here but forget to lob them Matto's way....he deserves boulders for the way he is going about doing whatever the fuck it is he thinks he is doing....hang on...brain injury...I wonder if he even realizes just…"
"Williams front row sorry. Kelma right edge"
"I don't disagree. Purposely or not the timing of his declaration of departure after Talagi agreed terms with Penrith was catastrophic for us.
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"I don't recall that. I don't think would have offered that with Gutho still there.
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"Nor should we have. He would have been idiotic to turn that down"
"How did Dylan screwd us? I thought Parra never offered close to what New Castle offered him. "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Is it just me?
But did guymer play left back row with kelma in the front row? Just rewatxhing and thats how it looked for me?
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Parra Juniors- Sanders v Talagi versing
Both try a piece so far.What could have been, we'll never know.Big Steph did well ealier with the Storm. That's probably the best Eels juniors we've produced the last 3-4 years but all 3 left home.
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Leave Samrani at centre
He did more last night than Penisi has done in the last 2 years. Nanva and Samrani as our centre pairing would be good
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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