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"Guymer looks very unfit for a bloke so young...Yet the whole team looks really under done in fitness levels and mental resilience..Maybe it's these repeat sets and having to defend more than the opposition."
"Is it actually Wisemental ? As if it is that might account for some of the Eels problems "
"1. Kelly is good when he concentrates. He can break the defence line at times. His biggest issue is inconsistencies. He still is fitting into a weakened roster and poor coaching.
2. Paulo is too slow and past his prime. He does have glimpses of good…"
2. Paulo is too slow and past his prime. He does have glimpses of good…"
"I cooked some eggs on the BBQ yesterday. First time cooked em sunny side down and was truly surprised , no running yoke, just intact and delicious. I got so excited I cooked the whole carton! "
"My take away - Olakau'atu is one hell of a player."
"Cut Kelly errors out his great. Story of his career "
"There are more changes that we can do, but after that first half we needed to do what Manly did second half and throw the ball around.
Manly have pace and energy and they exploited that.
The way we played against Titans would've probably worked…"
Manly have pace and energy and they exploited that.
The way we played against Titans would've probably worked…"
"My feeling exactly. Every team that is dominant has big packs. We have no go forward at all."
"Kelly will not be sacked, and he will be picked this week.
Ryles will persist with him due to his strong yardage carries that help us make metres in our first few tackles each set. However, Ryles needs to coach the errors out of Kelly's game.…"
Ryles will persist with him due to his strong yardage carries that help us make metres in our first few tackles each set. However, Ryles needs to coach the errors out of Kelly's game.…"
"Kelly isn't the answer but he's completely acceptable in his current role. He gave 110% today and made some great plays. He put his body on the line. Put some respect on that. DeBelin also hung tough. Is he good enough? If he was the 4th bench spot…"
"Did you see him slice up Penrith twice today? "
"Agree, he bent the line a bit with his first few carries. His second stint he tried the Dylan walker role and it didn't work. Think they need to keep his role simple "
"Perhaps better for Funa-Iuta to take the Mataele route of becoming a full-time middle. Build up a little more and focus on that area."
"Yeh he is...you stoopid shitstirrer
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"Think a bit harsh on de Belin actually. Felt his first stint was pretty strong. Paulo was ok, though moving him to the bench would help moving forward if we can get a starting Prop.
Kelly, though getting through work and trying, he is way too rocks…"
Kelly, though getting through work and trying, he is way too rocks…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Repeat Sets & Penalties
Is there actually anyone that records which team receives the most amount of repeat sets? I'd like to know which NRL side gets the most and which side gets the least.I'd also wouldn't mind knowing which referees tends to award them the most and how…
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My takeaways from today
1.Brian Kelly needs to get sacked,is there none better or something going on behind the four walls.to try and bring a outside back on loan deal or something cause Kelly is seriously horrendous.2.Junior paulo ain't first grade standard anymore,I've…
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Ryles the Super Coach
So the supercoach has come up with run hard,tackle hard.The play book for any U13 dad coach.No shape,no defensive structure and no attacking plays at all.In the first time since watching the game 1977 I have turned a Parra game off.Ryles offers…
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Gutho back in a 14 role ?
Dragons look absolutely horrible and definitely getting the spoon. would you guys be open to taking Gutho back on a cheaper deal in a 14 role ? Just an idea lol. I kinda miss him
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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