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"Recruitment is definitely the issue. Lot of buying to be done "
"Ben Rogers is head of recruitment, his name should be front and centre more than anyone."
"When the opposition is putting 40+ on the team every week, I say it's more the coaching staff is the issue. The structure and system put in place isnt working. Fitness and conditioning is the biggest eye openers this season. Oppositions are running…"
"Petition needs to be done this is embarrassing "
"What I would like to hear in all this talk of sacking board members is a clear exposition of:
a) what measures will be put in place to ensure any changes at the Board level do not spiral into a repetition of the off field instability that harmed the…"
a) what measures will be put in place to ensure any changes at the Board level do not spiral into a repetition of the off field instability that harmed the…"
"Chief, one of your best blogs ever.
I must absolutely say though that Ryles is the right choice as coach. The club and by extension the players must support him. I was impressed with some things from Ryles presser this afternoon, stating the fans…"
I must absolutely say though that Ryles is the right choice as coach. The club and by extension the players must support him. I was impressed with some things from Ryles presser this afternoon, stating the fans…"
"Paulo only had 76 running metres. He is really way off his best before date. He can no longer bend the line and can now be easily tackle down. In fairness to him, his body is ageing. R&R should have expected this. But look at our middles beside him…"
"This needs to be pushed everyday every week till it happens. I'm over it, I don't even care if we win 3 games. SACK O'Neill."
"There seem to be two major issues: recruitment & injuries.
Something must be done to fix the poor recruitment situation. If MON can't do the job, get someone who can. Also, what happened to the amazing depth everyone was saying we had? Suddenly we…"
Something must be done to fix the poor recruitment situation. If MON can't do the job, get someone who can. Also, what happened to the amazing depth everyone was saying we had? Suddenly we…"
"Reserve graders and unwanted players. One of those reserve graders has real potential....Iongi.
Yet we still need to pay them huge money to comply with the cap rules."
Yet we still need to pay them huge money to comply with the cap rules."
"There are those so close to the club they can’t see the forest for the trees.Right now, we’re in a very dark place, and those tasked with delivering a premiership simply don’t know what they’re doing. Instead of moving closer to that goal, we’re…"
"Geeze he was probably the only player who ran hard and made breaks lol. I thought he gave it 100% but no one else really did "
"I agree in part with you Poppa. I'm a realist, and it put $1100 in my pocket today. Anyone who thought we had a hope today knows jack shit. Its also great Poppa that you have a real fan in LB that knows everything about you, he even remembers what…"
"Yes and they have a stronger roster with more depth, that's what you get when you have a capable head of football and recruitment team."
"Add Ofahangua, bryce cartwright, zac lomax
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Will Penisni
Does any one know his contract status ? I know he seemed to think he had re-signed but it was never announced . Let's bloody well hope it never happened. He is the worst starting centre in the comp . I don't care if he's a local junior , what high…
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Defending the Undefendable... this game should not have been a surprise....Look what we had!
I am starting to think we have the dumbest supporters on here .... watched they way we manouvre and undermine any failures.The relentless criticism and then the undermining of the coach, front office etc indicates some people cannot just understand…
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Sarantinos and Mark O'neill must be shown the door now
Sarantinos and O’Neill have to be held accountable for where this club currently sits. This isn’t about emotion—it’s about sustained poor decision-making in roster construction and contract management. Over multiple seasons, the club has…
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Effort Optional
I don’t expect us to win every week.But I do expect us to compete every week.Somehow, as Eels fans, we’ve been conditioned to lower the bar.To accept losses. To become numb to them.We talk ourselves into it every season.“Injuries.” “They’re…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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