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"Only on rep duty though right?"
"If it was an injury prior to the test (as mentioned previously in this blog) then does the cap dispensation apply?
Or are they saying the injury occurred in a rep game?"
Or are they saying the injury occurred in a rep game?"
"I love that idea. I'd go one step further though, a blow torch cutout in one hand and a big mobile phone cutout in the other with a picture of Abdo's ugly face on it."
"Hope you are right. Would love to see how we come out of Melbourne game, though under strength we are still travelling and it is a bastard of a place to play at."
"No because we beat a full strength broncos side in peak season. They make many mistakes we capitalised on it we win. Also that broncos side we beat was better than what they dished up. Just have to kick early and get Walsh in all sorts."
"We should have won that 2023 game..."
"Do it
please
Do It"
please
Do It"
"Well would you look at that, exactly 12wks is what's required to receive salary cap dispensation from the NRL. Farking crooks!!"
"Anyone attending AAMI for R1?
I will be there. You will know it's me as I will have a blowtorch"
I will be there. You will know it's me as I will have a blowtorch"
"We will beat these pricks. But don't be suprised if the refs favour melbourne. Even with coates out they have a strong roster no excuses"
"LB, did you ever propose that the athlete just stick their heel in the River Styx to avoid future problems?"
"And Papenhuyzen and NAS"
"When I worked with rep teams, a winger who was out with torn Achilles said he would rather have torn his ACL instead Achilles just how the recovery and feel for the game was different between both injuries."
"pussy...that's loser talk.
It also means the Rat remains in your kitchen
Because they know your so unjust.....But when they catch you up They will kick you up Because you someone they cannot trust There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?…"
It also means the Rat remains in your kitchen
Because they know your so unjust.....But when they catch you up They will kick you up Because you someone they cannot trust There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?…"
"Hope we win, hate to see you blokes with "blowtorches" coming out of your arses if we lose.
I'll stick with Coryn's angle, just go out and win and leave the bad blood on the ground.
We all saw what happened to the Broncos this morning, anything can…"
I'll stick with Coryn's angle, just go out and win and leave the bad blood on the ground.
We all saw what happened to the Broncos this morning, anything can…"
"The Achillies is an extension of the calf muscle and as such any surgery can have consequences, 3 months is conservative if it is a tear. Someone who's game is built around speed and jumping can have all sorts of problems.
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Coates out for 3 months Achilles injury
Storm have confirmed Xavier will miss 3 months after getting surgery for an achillies issue. That's why Storm have been trying to apply the blowtorch 🤣🤣
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Lomax legal promise could create salary-cap headache for Storm
From The Sydney Morning Herald...Melbourne’s pursuit of Zac Lomax could prove more costly than expected if the NRL deems the club’s promise to cover the exiled winger’s legal bills should be included in the Storm’s salary cap.Parramatta began legal…
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Trial #2 / Pre Season Challenge Week 3 Team List v Sydney Roosters
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Will Pensini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr 6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. J’maine Hopgood9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Jack Williams12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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Teancum Brown pushing his case for R1
51 minutes 13 runs128 m pack leader44m post contact - overall eader37 tackles. - overall leader93% tackle efficiency - very high 1 try2 offloads Ill have more to say about him later, but he has to be in the running for a top 17 spot there's no…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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