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"Willingness to sign for an offer no-one else would give him?"
"We should stick someone with it....Paging Mr O'neil"
"You must have good binoculars...
I can't see him being anything but a last resort back up."
I can't see him being anything but a last resort back up."
"All these have played rep football
Josh Addo-Carr: Australia, NSW (State of Origin), Indigenous All Stars
Mitchell Moses: Australia, NSW (State of Origin), Prime Minister's XIII
Junior Paulo: Samoa, NSW (State of Origin), Prime Minister's XIII
Jack…"
Josh Addo-Carr: Australia, NSW (State of Origin), Indigenous All Stars
Mitchell Moses: Australia, NSW (State of Origin), Prime Minister's XIII
Junior Paulo: Samoa, NSW (State of Origin), Prime Minister's XIII
Jack…"
"Does my above statement make sense around who the new football manager wants to employ or dismiss, yes or no?
You can't even acknowledge this question. Just say yes or no."
You can't even acknowledge this question. Just say yes or no."
"I draw many simliarities between the West Indies Cricket Team and the Parramatta Eels Rugby League Football club. Through a 20 year period had unmatchable success and a list of hall of famers and Immortals in the 70s and 80s (Parra more late…"
"He should be last but he may be the scapegoat...folks here already gunning for him.
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"Moses, JAC, Paulo, Walker have all played Origin and for their country"
"Ryles definitely must have some say on recruitment. Most coaches would"
"Exactly hit the nail on the head. It's Kearney 2.0 all over. "
"Won't happen because the chief won't make changes because he really is out of his depth in my opinion"
"There's enough in this team currently to disappoint for the next 5 years"
"The coaching is the problem as well as the cattle. Yet, even with the unfortunate injury toll the Eels have it's the coaching ( in my opinion) that's letting this team down. I mean seriously, errors, ball skills, passing, speed of play the balls,…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Poppa's Corner; The cattle is the problem, this maybe the catalyst to make us do some drastic things!
Forgive me, I need to get this off my chest!Yes the cattle is a problem, we knew that in probably every game we have won this year, just the same! I am/was devastated last night, the effort against Titans was probably a low point of the season…
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Game Stats tell the story
Possession was Storm 52-48All runs Storm 176-155Metres Gained Storm 1680 - 1164Tackles Busted Storm 43-18Post Contact Metres 493-376Tackles Made Eels 277-271Missed Tackles Eels 43-18essentially we are as soft as butter with and without the ball.
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Same
Nothing new. Step and repeat. Copy and paste. Year after year. Same results. Same demolition. Same small hope Same lost hope. Same press conferences.Same blog posts. Sam's conversations.Same taking about the same.
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Remember when we were told Kaizen was not a catchphrase.
It seems to have disappeared from our team lexicon....Anyone know where it went??? Have folks seen any "incremental Improvements" roaming about in the wild or do fans think was just hopeful sloganeering...It doesn't seem to me that we can even…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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