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"I noticed Melbourne holding a few eels players arms as well in some of those 6 agains as well as when Grant went from dummy half to score "
"What's even worse is like you mentioned Melbourne weren't even at full strength.
Thats the more embarrassing thing about it.
Key basics in rugby league catch the farken ball complete sets we do the opposite and eat a 50 burger."
Thats the more embarrassing thing about it.
Key basics in rugby league catch the farken ball complete sets we do the opposite and eat a 50 burger."
"Daddy Peter will reward him with origin. Calling it now."
"Lost for words after that, disgracefull, Pizet needs to be kicked to the curb and Joash given the 6 jersy, TDS shouldn't get a run unless injuries other wise just a waste of a position. Dory is a reserve grader, Debelin offers nothing. Melbourne had…"
"I agree mutts, our fatigue due to questionable calls early i without match fitness in round 1 was a massive factor
Hopgood pisses me off so much though every week he does dumb shit. As for bench I think Ryles will learn and probably put Samrani on…"
Hopgood pisses me off so much though every week he does dumb shit. As for bench I think Ryles will learn and probably put Samrani on…"
"Exactly! Melb in Melb there is no coming back from thst kinda start. Must of been a record amount of six agains against?"
"Ryles was never going to be anything but a failure.
Madge was what we needed."
Madge was what we needed."
"Added to that is the need for another 30+ year old middle when Paulo and De Belin struggled."
"we started to play bad as soon as they caught Ryley Smith and Moses off the ball. From there it was game over, this is why I've always said we need a 2-3 super stars in our squad to manage these teams. We aren't beating anyone, mind you I still…"
"playing with 12 men for 60min, constant shit calls in the first half, they were gassed. You can't keep tackling for 80min straight. Second half is because of the first half. Poor handling was a secondary killer, trying to play catch up. Bad game,…"
"Ill try find a positive. Hopefully this deflats some ego's and they switch back on"
"This is why I said in a blog a few weeks ago to not sign Ryles now, let him see out 2026 and go from there. Not saying the bloke can't get us there but man two years in a row come in under prepared."
"Always next year if not the year after etc..."
"Thing I hate most about the shit show tonight is how unappealing we look as a side a top player would want to swap too. Sadly :("
"I want to be positive. I just cannot.
At least round 1 last year, we were missing Moses, new system and nearly a whole new 13.
what's the excuse this year?"
At least round 1 last year, we were missing Moses, new system and nearly a whole new 13.
what's the excuse this year?"
"Shit roster + shit coach = wooden spoon
This was inevitable."
This was inevitable."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Done with this team.
Not really sure what to say after that. Storm missing a shit load of players also.
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Next year
Always next year😂 losing 3 international from last years side doesn't help Moses and Lomax combined well last season brown gone Josh out some big shoes to fill
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Awake yet. NRL predictable
With storm asking NRL to apply blowtorch it shows its a business not a fair comp.Never will be.I said Broncos would win comp with star studded side and did and will be between them and storm again.Storm have a Australian spine of Munster Grant and…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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