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"What else did anyone expect.dead set joke "
"Shame on nrl!! btw if they reckon Hopgood was a week, last night bunker offical should be life!"
"Moretti and Tuivati need to be in side prior to last night! Both of those players work hard! "
"It's only based on one game but if Pezet continues to play like that, surely "the future is now" Jason Ryles will punt him? Defensively Pezet was dreadful and in attack he passed too early before he line, barely any straightening of the attack,…"
"Moretti was our best forward in nsw cup yesterday"
"JAC will be awhile out and problem is NOS, we have really got no one to replace that's ready. Kelly ain't up to it defensively, pezet was just nothing tbh it's gonna take kahunas by Ryles to drop him if another coupla poor performance like that...he…"
"Not even worth it man, plus Tuaviti needs some game time. Let nrl have their little suspension lol "
"They should honestly contest this. We cant be rolled by the NRL and MRC constantly. It was head on head. He didn't lose control of the tackle.
Kelma the answer? Or does Moretti/ Teecum get a crack?"
Kelma the answer? Or does Moretti/ Teecum get a crack?"
"We were always going to lose that game after the Lomax BS. No one prepares a team for Round 1 like Bellamy, physically and mentally. We did seem a bit underdone and the repeated 6 agains just drained the tanks.
It's a bad result and some players…"
It's a bad result and some players…"
"My bad it's 1 week with early plea "
"I'd move Jack Williams into the middle and Kelma back on an edge. "
Positive Comments:No injuries. All other comments:After the first minute of the game I immediately knew that no matter how good we try to play that we would not win the game. The corruption was pretty clear. But wow we played awful.The sin bin was…
"Great summary EA!
one thing I'd like to know is there anywhere a match count of six agains is shown in stats. Coz honestly felt like they could have set a record last night.
Leadership lacked severely when we needed it, it was nowhere when we…"
one thing I'd like to know is there anywhere a match count of six agains is shown in stats. Coz honestly felt like they could have set a record last night.
Leadership lacked severely when we needed it, it was nowhere when we…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Hopgood 2 week ban,
Pretty much expected don't really care as we have so many middles but NRL is sticking it to us
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My personal takeaways
Tayln d-Seriously what are we playin this cunt for.Every time he comes on he does the dumbest shit I've ever fucken seen seriously man.Fcken pissed me of.penis and Kelly-Two of the most attroucious defensive centres I've ever seen in my 15 plus…
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1eE Modern day Eels team: Prop
So anyone want to have a guess of the Halfback chosen? Well surprisingly it was Moses, who would have thought. Now onto Props and this one is the first legit position where i do not know who the two will be. Also, i must clarify, unfortunately i…
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Take Aways from the game
Positive Comments:No injuries. All other comments:After the first minute of the game I immediately knew that no matter how good we try to play that we would not win the game. The corruption was pretty clear. But wow we played awful.The sin bin was…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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