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"hes contracted for 28 "
"he can play after round 10 without dispensation"
"anyone else see a milky Jenkins rumoured signing fb"
"More complicated to...ankles seem harder to bring back to 100%"
"Its going to be tough ...we dont realise how much the ankle does its more inportant then a knee in my estimation....."
"Good for him. He deserves his shot
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"Yeah it's scapegoating Daz, but occaisionally a blood sacrifice is necessary. What do we have to lose if 1 or 2 at Head office get it in the neck....they do seem to kind of suck."
"I dunno either Greg...I really feel for the guy. He has a hard road ahead"
"I see, cheers."
"You could see movement. Who knows who moves on. Moretti looked at Newcastle for example. If we want a player that comes available other players can be moved around. Who knows what's around the corner for players."
"He is at the dragons. Based on the trials he wasn't anything special "
"No matter what the result is as long as the team puts the same effort, desire and work rate they shown against the dogs, I reckon the Parra fans will be glad. But better still with a win. "
"Well, yesterday I reported that o'neill was a total flop. Today with this news ill say he hasn't totally redeemed himself, but he's jumped up to a 25% rating from 10%. Keep this up and he's on track to be on frank ponesi's heels.
Very happy for…"
Very happy for…"
"EA, we signed this kiwi prop back in off season and he was on the SG ball list, what happened to him? Faletau I think? "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Araz Nanva signs Top 30 Contract for 2027
The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that emerging outside back Araz Nanva has extended his contract with the club for a further year and will be elevated to the Top 30 squad for the 2027 NRL season.An Eels junior, Nanva’s extension comes on…
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Apa Twidle signs with the Bears
Rising Apa Twidle will leave the Parramatta Eels at the end of 2026 after agreeing to a three-year deal with the new Perth Bears (joining in 2027). The deal is in a cooling-off period, but he’s expected to go ahead with it because the offer is…
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Round 8 Team List v Manly Warringah Sea Eagles (Anzac Round)
1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Will Penisini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Charlie Guymer12. Jack Williams13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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