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"I agree with what you have said Cappy, the perfect fitting of this is make the GM Football position vacant along the lines I presented and see what applications are forthcoming.
Two people stand out to me ....Shane Richardson fits your model of a…"
Two people stand out to me ....Shane Richardson fits your model of a…"
"HOE, very respectfully disagree in entirety.
I see sugar daddy's, the need for 17m sombreros, as excuses, illusions, justification for failure & inaction to review, evolve, adapt.
Sure this would help in signing a Cooper Cronk, or a Haas, Cleary,…"
I see sugar daddy's, the need for 17m sombreros, as excuses, illusions, justification for failure & inaction to review, evolve, adapt.
Sure this would help in signing a Cooper Cronk, or a Haas, Cleary,…"
"Is there any point in him making a return? I'm thinking not "
"Spot on, Bluey, and the question is why?
Why are we so reluctant to move? We moved from the coaching staff, a far bigger job?
Im with Mutts' approach of moving on from whoever's responsibility it is, but do wonder if it could be far simpler -…"
Why are we so reluctant to move? We moved from the coaching staff, a far bigger job?
Im with Mutts' approach of moving on from whoever's responsibility it is, but do wonder if it could be far simpler -…"
"Pops, It wasn't the Singo fun-ride helicopters or Sua beach parties. Keaon Koloamatangi had $5m other reasons that only the Dragons and 1EE R&R would pay. Good buy. He'll be recruited in my Supercoach team. Already have Haas. Easy peasy. "
"Whilst players are sidelined, if their replacements do a great job than they should remain in the team. Especially Pezet's replacement. "
"This is a conservatism thing I think - Jim came in after Bernie and they had a very, very clear job to do which was to bring governance, structure and process to what was a very poorly run organisation. They did, have done and continue to do an…"
"Are the Eels required to trim their list 48 hours from game? Only then will we get a better idea of the (actual) 19?"
"Gents, Love the passion. The intent. We all want the same.
The thing is, our game is not a level playing field. Don't fall for that illusion.
Even clubs like the Tigers, Knights, Warriors and Dogs have more sugar daddies benefactors than us. Apples…"
The thing is, our game is not a level playing field. Don't fall for that illusion.
Even clubs like the Tigers, Knights, Warriors and Dogs have more sugar daddies benefactors than us. Apples…"
"You need to have someone ready to step in. That's not a role you just put up in Seek or Linkedin. We don't know what conversations are taking place in the background. I would be very surprised in senior management don't have KPIs they need to meet.…"
"Download the browser known as "Brave". Make 1EE its homepage. Stay signed in. Read 1EE with zero adds. "
"For your sanity, and everyone else's, use your iPad."
"How do we entice a Kieran Foran Zac Lomax Mitchell Moses to Parra are there common denominators that used to be here that aren't here now wheather this is TPAs certain people behind the scenes a certain coach I don't know but whatever it is we need…"
"I think hindsight is a wonderful thing, I don't like driving by looking in the rear vision mirror all the time, but I think it is a reasonable assumption that we have stuffed up rather badly in a number of issues.
Human responses being what they…"
Human responses being what they…"
"I don't see how it will help us as we can't seem to land a decent FG player anyway. "
"Although cap relief seems like a logical way to go, it's interesting that this sort of cap relief has never occurred before."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Annoying Advertising
Does anyone else have very annoying Advertising stuff when you go onto the 1EyedEel Website or is it just me? I mainly use my iPhone as that's where I signed up. If I use my iPad I can't contribute to comments as I can't remember my password ( age…
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Sarantinos accelerates push for cap relief
Eels boss Jim Sarantinos accelerates push for salary cap relief from NRL over foul play injuriesThree high-profile Eels players will combine for 49 games spent out injured as a result of foul play, while the culprits will miss just six. It’s set to…
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New trend I’ve noticed
Have noticed most of the good nrl sides currently (Definitely not us) are taking advantage of the new blocking rules and just putting up bombs to end every set with good pressure forcing errors. We have no athletes to chase the kicks or pressure so…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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