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"A massive concern is our middle defence. Although our edge defences seem to have improved, we conceed more tries through the middle then any other team with 40% of tries conceeded through the middle.
Tigers have the best ratio of tries scored in…"
Tigers have the best ratio of tries scored in…"
"I was waiting for NOS to reply but then NOS replied so NOS is not Godot"
"Joel, saw the Moses ankle roll in the Panthers game. Thought a calf cramp at first. We will know if there is an issue if Moses sets off on a long downfield run. "
"On the topic of news hints that Moses is playing injured, two things.
One, gee what's new he has been averaging half the games for a few seasons now. It's unfortunate because he is they key to a good season.
Two, but saw a new stat that was…"
One, gee what's new he has been averaging half the games for a few seasons now. It's unfortunate because he is they key to a good season.
Two, but saw a new stat that was…"
"Point V - Or be on some supplements "
"The only reason Penrith ( in my opinion) are better than other teams is because they're extremely good at the manipulation of the NRL rules to the point where they bend them to the extreme and get away with it. Obviously they're extremely fit and…"
"Well, Richard, at least we know we Eels fans will never be as sad as Joseph K, because we know EXACTLY the cause of our (sporting) malaise!"
"Carlo, my atheism is telling me an Eels resurrection is unlikely but, because miracles don't happen (for me), a positive outcome is still possible as blind, dumb luck. "
"Guess what? Every team tries to manipulate rules to their advantage. If a team is better at it than others then good on them, every team does it. Doesn't mean the sole reason they are winning.
Can you please, please answer me this question. Is the…"
Can you please, please answer me this question. Is the…"
"A very good read, once again.
Some take aways for me.
i. I can now see why the NRL wanted to change the kick off rule giving the defending team the right to kick off or receive after a try against them. If the game is to stay as is. This rule is a…"
Some take aways for me.
i. I can now see why the NRL wanted to change the kick off rule giving the defending team the right to kick off or receive after a try against them. If the game is to stay as is. This rule is a…"
"Not always the penalty counts! It depends where exactly the penalty was given, the amount of set restarts and what tackle it's given on, where on the field. Like I said Penrith are experts at it and are able to manipulate the referees exactly when…"
"Yeah worked for the Warriors winning 10-1 penalty count.....oh wait no they lost.
Well I mean Dragons won 10-5 coun....oh they lost too.
Difference is Penrith are just that good and they had on penalty more on Friday night."
Well I mean Dragons won 10-5 coun....oh they lost too.
Difference is Penrith are just that good and they had on penalty more on Friday night."
"I've already suggested we start DeBelin for the reasons mentioned in this blog. Anyone else got some solutions? I think junior's reached the end as being a starting prop and the Dylan walker starting at lock isn't it either."
"HOE are you also able to identify the " dead zones " or particular minutes where I cover my eyes or go upstairs to the loo to avoid visually witnessing carnage 🤔🤔😆😆
just for pre planning and my mental health "
just for pre planning and my mental health "
"Manipulate the ref = Win the game - Penrith are experts at this"
"Incredible work mate. Send it to the club for them to pass on to the Coaching staff. They may be across it already but it never hurts. Really well done. "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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We Don’t Lose Games in Moments. We Lose Them in Minutes.
It's all about cohesion, chaos and death zones. Our defence sits dead last at round five. Our middle concedes the most tries of any team. 40 percent of our tries are leaked there. Why? Ah, yes. Our rituals say Mark O’Neill is the reason. No, the…
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Jayden sua and cook told to look elsewhere
I wouldn't mind sua. I think it'll be a awesome addition,a lot of power and strong defense.Dont know bout cook but sua definitely
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Congratulations Michael Ennis!
It'd be poor form if we didn't show appreciation for those who have represented the Mighty Eels in some capacity. Former Eels specialist Hooking coach Michael Ennis was instrumental in helping the likes of Josh Hodgeson & Brendan Hands reach the…
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Hail the Visconti
Flegg beat the Tigers today 30-4. Partly due to a magnificent display from starting prop Zack Visconti which earned him Man of the Match. What a performance he gave. He started with a bandaged right thigh and limped at times, but you would have…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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