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"Only surprise is no moretti on the extended bench"
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Will Pensini4. Brian Kelly5. Sean Russell6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. J’maine Hopgood9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Jack Williams12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan Walker15.…
"Matto hasn't wanted it for at least 2 years and like HoE mentioned he could well have the symptoms that can cause these behavioural imbalances.I know speculation but man this guys gone from basically borderline SoO player 3 years ago to not wanting…"
"I heard the final bill surprisingly came in at $249,999.00"
"Does the $250,000 come off Storm's cap? The salary cap includes inducements to play, like houses or cars or legal fees. What is the chance V'Landys, already with egg on his face for supporting the Storm's case that has been shown to have no legs by…"
"It's interesting thinking about it."
"Thats given mate. just so long as they're not as harsh as the were to the Dragons in Vegas! Expect increased decibles from the cooking pots though."
"Read storm offered to pay him 400K for him to be essentially released and he still said no. Bellamy didn't want him there"
"You just watch us get dudded by the refs thurs night. The nrl will feel sorry for melbourne"
"Especially, when you're chosing to fork out 500K-$1m out of your own pocket for the privilege of airing your own laundry and HQ on the witness stand.
Arthur Moses might be better than Tom Cruise but this isn't A Few Good Men. "
Arthur Moses might be better than Tom Cruise but this isn't A Few Good Men. "
"In theory I would take him, but culturally I think it could create a toxic environment for him and our players and resentment could build on both fronts. Best off finding him a team and a swap deal and we both move on.
Not sure I would trust him to…"
Not sure I would trust him to…"
"Being reported storms did not even want him, they agreed to effectively pay out the 400k for him to be released. He would've been a free agent and still have been paid his contract. Why would he say no to that other than wanting to be difficult?"
"We need to nail them on Thursday then stick the dagger in and recruit more talent in a position of need to really kick home the advantage.
I hope Jim and Matthew the club & its members aren't satisfied and we kick on and really make the most out of…"
I hope Jim and Matthew the club & its members aren't satisfied and we kick on and really make the most out of…"
"Anguillidae you've laid it out exactly as it was. Good stuff."
"Bluey, good blog. This is an probably an unpopular opinion...
We tried to offload Matto. We couldn't. There are 7 months left chewing say $350-400K of cap space.
We just honour the contract (like we expected Lomax to) and look after him as best we…"
We tried to offload Matto. We couldn't. There are 7 months left chewing say $350-400K of cap space.
We just honour the contract (like we expected Lomax to) and look after him as best we…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Round 1 Team List v Melbourne Storm
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Will Pensini4. Brian Kelly5. Sean Russell6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. J’maine Hopgood9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Jack Williams12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan Walker15.…
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The last of the BA Era.
It has to be discussed dosnt it. Now that Zac can't play NRL for the next 2 years, unless the Eels are compensated, I'd like to move on and discuss the elephant in the room.By all accounts the Eels have tried just about everything in the last 2…
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We win the count case weget $250.000 of the storm
Does this money goes on top of our cap can we buy another player with that money
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Eels win in the Supreme Court
Summary:Zac Lomax has settled his legal dispute with the Parramatta Eels, agreeing he cannot return to the NRL without the club’s written consent before the 2028 season.In a surprise development in the NSW Supreme Court, both parties reached a…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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