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"Great thought, RH. Isn't HOE on a committee aligned to represent the fans' perspective? Maybe HOE can be our conduit through to this committee to express our gratitude.
I have been a fan for 63 years ( since the age of 5), and I have rarely seen,…"
I have been a fan for 63 years ( since the age of 5), and I have rarely seen,…"
"Yeah Hoe. We let 'em play their silly buggers in the media, staking out hopeful positions, then pulled the rug. I'm a bit in awe actually. Didn't know we had it in us and neither did they apparently.
We have put them on their tippy-toes and no…"
We have put them on their tippy-toes and no…"
"Carlo, spot on. Arthur Moses SC is a brilliant strategian and as a lawyer told me one of the best in the business. Surgical. "
"Mitchy, I reckon the question is who won't support us:
Melbourne, Broncos, Chooks, Dogs, Souths benefit from the current system. Penrith seem to be able to call for the torch too. They all like it as it is. Who else benefits from the status quo?…"
Melbourne, Broncos, Chooks, Dogs, Souths benefit from the current system. Penrith seem to be able to call for the torch too. They all like it as it is. Who else benefits from the status quo?…"
"@eelvolution
I wonder if right now the most effective thing we could do, as a large independant active supporters group, would be to pen & send open letter to to our leadership expressing our admiration for and solidarity wit the stance they have…"
I wonder if right now the most effective thing we could do, as a large independant active supporters group, would be to pen & send open letter to to our leadership expressing our admiration for and solidarity wit the stance they have…"
"Randy, We let V'landys, Abdo, Walters, and Melbourne fire their rounds. Confidently. First. Before setting up this checkmate. Piece by piece. The ground shook. They wouldn't like the look of the end game anymore. "
"Would the court accept 3rd party witness to a speakerphone convo? Like if Jim was in the room?
Also, "the Blowtorch" was from sms, so we have gotten all contacts between Storm & Nrl ON THIS MATTER DIRECTLY, but not all contact. All sms between this…"
Also, "the Blowtorch" was from sms, so we have gotten all contacts between Storm & Nrl ON THIS MATTER DIRECTLY, but not all contact. All sms between this…"
"I think, as Hoe suggested, that this was a warning shot using Live ammo.
We have the full transcript"
We have the full transcript"
"Dare I say it, a strict salary cap and draft system will be the result of all of this."
"I have a hunch that you are bang on the money archie"
"I agree HKF. We need to stay at this or they will make us pay.
All Gas No Brakes
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All Gas No Brakes
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"The gents leading the charge at Parra nowadays are very astute businessmen, given the position we have taken they are not about to let up for a player swap.. they fully intend to expose all for what they are. The powerbrokers are changing and the…"
"HOE. This is exactly what I was thinking. The Storm can't relieve our salary cap on their own. Either they proposed to take another player of our hands for $211k or they're actively working with the NRL (it seemed obvious now) to get this done. "
"Ok well that is a relief! Thankyou Badger!hope we get this win, be great to find a club that has someone willing to come to us tgat we want wouldn't that be fab ...maybe not this year but next hahs tough luck Lomax."
"The NRL has to register it first so it is only a preliminary contract pending registration by NRL.
So if the court rules in our favour then I reckon it will not be registered."
So if the court rules in our favour then I reckon it will not be registered."
"Yeah it will be if abdo and vlandys aren't checked by ARL, but argh well we can't have it both ways. We either sit on our butts and whine about the unfairness or we fight! Im for the whats fair vibe and whats right in this. This one is ultimately us…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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CONFIRMED: Storm asked NRL to bully Eels into Lomax deal
Explosive courtroom documents obtained by The Sydney Morning Herald has revealed that the Melbourne Storm asked the NRL to "apply the blow torch" to Parramatta to release Zac Lomax. A slew of documents released in the Supreme Court revealed that…
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GOOSEBUMPS!! Fire up Blue and Gold Fans
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUpdrN_E0OK/?igsh=ODR2NTdzeTV1MDN6
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Another 1EE tipping comp
I know there are a lot but if you want to join another please do. Completely freehttps://www.footytips.com.au/comps/1EEPassword is: Parraeels1
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Members Forum 2026 Recap: Our Club is in Great Hands
Earlier this evening, one hundred privileged Parramatta members were given a rare behind-the-scenes insights into the club’s vision at the Members Forum for 2026 and if it is anything to go by the Eels are building something really impressive.…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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