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"One 1EE contributor stated that each club has an average finishing position ....ours is 9.25. Guessing we'll be somewhere around that mark.
I have zero expectations for this year and indeed any year. That way I do not get disappointed. If we go well…"
I have zero expectations for this year and indeed any year. That way I do not get disappointed. If we go well…"
"Well a mate of mine works for a mob that applies and fixes gym equipment. He goes to certain COE for teams. He didn't go to Parra but outside of Kellyville in September during finals.
He said he saw the trainer and up to 10 Eels players in there…"
He said he saw the trainer and up to 10 Eels players in there…"
"Brown and lomax replaced by debalin and pezet . If the signings put in all games we will be better off"
"First off I always look foward to a new season.
A bit of trepidation is there but I think our improvement will focus around the players we do have improving in the attack and defensive systems introduced last season.Our success will also be based…"
A bit of trepidation is there but I think our improvement will focus around the players we do have improving in the attack and defensive systems introduced last season.Our success will also be based…"
"Especially when your pathways are looking so promising. These under 21s all played reserve grade last year:
Nanva (22 games) Twidle (18) Pryke (17) Lokeni (14) Penisini (12) Papalii (9) and also played 13 NRL games Talataina (8) Funa-Iuta (7) Guymer…"
Nanva (22 games) Twidle (18) Pryke (17) Lokeni (14) Penisini (12) Papalii (9) and also played 13 NRL games Talataina (8) Funa-Iuta (7) Guymer…"
"Moses, if fit, is getting picked. Hence our signing of Pezet to have an actual Halfback when he is not there."
"The spoon? Oh go away will you, seriously. If you said miss the 8 fair enough but spoon considering how we did with a worse 17 last year? Think Gold Coast or Newcastle have gotten better?"
"If we going to improve from last year i hope mosses dont get pick to play for NSW and play the full year for us"
"I hope you are wright blue eel i really do"
"Uh-oh children under 16 aren't allowed on here."
"The fact we improved as the season went on gives me hope. "
"All Parra grades playing that day "
"From what I've seen, I am not looking forward to this season at all, I think it's going to be a long 2026 season. We've gotten considerably worse and we'll be fighting out for the spoon, although I don't think we'll get it, at least I hope.…"
"Eels trial games announced...Sunday 15th February at 6pm at Henson Park (briliant old league ground) VS SharksSaturday 21st Febraury at 6pm at Gosford VS Roosters "
"I hope you're right Bluey. It will make it harder at year's end though if he does play up to his reputation.
I expect the club to have a plan B in place should Tataliana not progess as thought or obtains a long term injury. What that is, is the big…"
I expect the club to have a plan B in place should Tataliana not progess as thought or obtains a long term injury. What that is, is the big…"
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Cant wait for 2026 season start
We got two players replacing eight players one of them not commented to us because he going to the Broncos next year and wont be trying to hard and trying not to get hurt and other one looking for full up hes retirement funSo bring on 2026 season
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Isaiah Iongi: Coming Out Of His Shell
Apologies if anyone has posted this before. I was listening to this interview in the car yesterday and was impressed by Iongi's attitude. An outstanding ambassador for young kids, his family, his heritage, other players rising through the ranks, and…
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Happy New Year To All My Fellow Eels Fans
Let's hope 26 is someone better for all of us including our beloved Eels, let's go Parra in 26 and get behind the boys and girls for a big season ahead go the mighty Eels
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Pivot to the Next.
Chances of this happening. On another note Payne Hass is available for talks as well. 'I'll get in first, and say he can be quality , he is not whom we should target, as he is not a mid season buy or a misdemeanour problem child looking for…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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