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"I will say, one more injury in the forwards itself, we are cutting it fine. Heading into Brown, Latu, Funa-Iuta and Mataele territory. Not ideal using them due to desperation.
That's not a thing that's resolved in a few weeks either it's for the…"
That's not a thing that's resolved in a few weeks either it's for the…"
"Tigers are favourites, I think they're going quite well.
But I am backing us as always. Tigers are no Penrith.
Still don't like Walker starting, and I would've preferred Williams to 11 and De Belin to 8 and Tuilagi bench. "
But I am backing us as always. Tigers are no Penrith.
Still don't like Walker starting, and I would've preferred Williams to 11 and De Belin to 8 and Tuilagi bench. "
"Based on what? In all the games he played at 1 last year that didn't happen."
"Williams isn't a prop, better suited to lock. Jnrs doesn't bend the line or make decent meters. How is it that a professional club has zero starting props ffs.
Mark o'neill is 💯 % a useless kent. No foresight, no negotiation nous, no idea
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Mark o'neill is 💯 % a useless kent. No foresight, no negotiation nous, no idea
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"Joash is fast but he will get ragdolled all night"
"The whole club needs a giant broom pushed through it.
From the abysmal front office to the lackluster coaching staff and the bog average roster.
40 years for a rebuild is just pathetic."
From the abysmal front office to the lackluster coaching staff and the bog average roster.
40 years for a rebuild is just pathetic."
"I can't see this being the side at kickoff. Watch for changes."
"Yeah would have liked to see Jr start at lock seeing as his metre eating days have long past him, use his hit and spin to attract a few defenders, and a little ball playing with the occasional hard straight runs. Also swap Morretti for Teacum in the…"
"I wouldn't say by that much"
"Tigers 40+ unfortunately "
"The stench around our club is 40 years deep. The top line players cycle between the top 4-6 teams any others are looking for a massive payday and to bludge....we can only pick up a quality elite player if we totally fuck our salary cap position.
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"Rather Walker off the bench"
"No offence mate we all been relaxing for 40 years......but the start has been OK I guess"
"That is true mate 🤣"
"Ryles not bold enough to play Junior at lock as what he had played for Samoa? Walker's effectiveness seems lessen when he starts. Hopefully they play well and beat the Tigers who appears to be getting in good form and confident after beating…"
"As they should be. Honestly I'm not sure why we are favourites. Though this is a trend, Tigers usually start seasons well, then hit around round 9-10 and fall apart, pick up around round 20 then finish rubbish.
If there is one thing about Wests…"
If there is one thing about Wests…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers
1. Joash Papaili2. Bailey Simmonson3. Brian Kelly4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Jack Williams9. Rylex Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…
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Cayless to apply for Manly job?
Gal apprently believes Nathan Cayless will apply for Manly job. Lol doubt he gets it but never a harm going for it.Cayless did an alright job in Cup last year and has done ok this year so far.What is funny is this comment on facebook that will…
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RELAX
Reading people comments here and other forums the verwhelming majoirty of people feelings are quiet negative and very pessimistic. Being 2-2 with having played 3 best teams in the comp including beating defedning permiers at home . We are just in…
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Anyone else lose faith
I'm not talking about eels I'm talking about our stupid recruitiment and retention team.Like how can a group be so fcken stupid,surely we can petition to get em out of the club cause they fcken suck.Like you look at all the other clubs signing guns…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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