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"That's a decent reply. Would Brisbane be interested? Perhaps, though they did win a comp with Karapani and Mariner, though both premiership winners they are still cheaper than Lomax. Use that extra money elsewhere. But Piakura not sure on, he is a…"
"The Storm must have realised how screwed that are from a legal perspective and needed Abdo to apply the blowtorch to help them from copping this on the cap, not just getting the deal done.
Every day is another hit for them. I hope they keep coming."
Every day is another hit for them. I hope they keep coming."
"Well V'Landys said they would not break rules with the cap to advantage Storm or Eels. This won't be an advantage for Storm of course so does that go in line?"
"Clintorian, I'd be flabbergasted if this isn't casually swept under the rug.
Regardless of outcomes, it makes me smile we are playing a different game —pulling the rug away with the power of the subpoena.
Legal muscle and daylight. If you can't beat…"
Regardless of outcomes, it makes me smile we are playing a different game —pulling the rug away with the power of the subpoena.
Legal muscle and daylight. If you can't beat…"
"Im thinking some of the savvy, experienced and high performing operators around the game will see this as an opportunity to pull a double whammy on their rival. Think about the possibility presenting itself to Penrith, Roosters, Sharks, Bulldogs and…"
"This is pretty funny really. The fact that Melbourne just assumed this would be OK suggests they have done similar things before and not been pinged for it by the salary cap auditors. No doubt the NRL sweeps under the carpet issues that are found…"
"Wow... HOE, this is what I was looking for as I wasn't sure how Storm could be forced to pay for his legal bills.
THIS IS HUGE!
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THIS IS HUGE!
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"Beach should text Abdo to apply the blowtorch to the salary cap auditors..."
"It's become clear to most rugby league proponents, that Peter V'Landys isn't the brightest crayon in the box. His handling of the Lomax affair has been incredibly poor, even clumsy and biased. I'm convinced that from this point forward he will say…"
"they need to be careful they dont create a precedence"
"The Storm will not enforce this. That is my gut feeling here; they should but we know they no nuts."
"Daz, I think we are going to be in a stronger spot in 12 months - with some of these players having almost 2 seasons under their belts. Issue is always going to be around Moses and injury and Pez (Dispenser) helps here.
We are not buying players…"
We are not buying players…"
"Bear I read that too and had a laugh; Parra make clicks it seems. How abt Easts / Manly / C'bury / Melb and Souffs? Ryles is going along in a smart way for me. Journos can talk tripe."
"you can guarantee the NRL will NOT include this in the storms salary cap."
"Ahaha this is just too good. I'd love to know if this hadn't have gone to court, if this would've been off the books. Salary cap cheaters doing what they do best."
"Sure are, that's exactly what I was thinking with the mental health claims. They (Lomax) are digging themselves a bigger and bigger hole the further this progresses. "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Lomax legal promise could create salary-cap headache for Storm
From The Sydney Morning Herald...Melbourne’s pursuit of Zac Lomax could prove more costly than expected if the NRL deems the club’s promise to cover the exiled winger’s legal bills should be included in the Storm’s salary cap.Parramatta began legal…
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Trial #2 / Pre Season Challenge Week 3 Team List v Sydney Roosters
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Will Pensini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr 6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. J’maine Hopgood9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Jack Williams12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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Teancum Brown pushing his case for R1
51 minutes 13 runs128 m pack leader44m post contact - overall eader37 tackles. - overall leader93% tackle efficiency - very high 1 try2 offloads Ill have more to say about him later, but he has to be in the running for a top 17 spot there's no…
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Ryles 2.0: 2026 gets off to a bright start in Eels trial
Trials always present the double edged sword of fans getting excited that footy is finally returning, while trying to hold back on any bold predictions given the chopping and changing that occurs at this time of year. Parramatta fielded a mix of…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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