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"I'm pleased we are becoming the club we all deserve, this is exactly what strong organisations do."
"This just gets more bizarre. So Lomax signed 2 contracts whilst still contracted with Parra? And Vlady's wants to sweep all this under the carpet? Seriously it's time the NRL had some integrity. Fans are starting to get really annoyed with the way…"
"More chin than a chinese phone book"
"Couldn't have said it better myself.
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"V'Landys is an absolute dickhead. I have lost all respect for this hypocritical piece of shit."
"Exactly, I think Parra will end up with what they want due to the public stand we are making
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"He is a very unfortunate lookng individual. He is also a very unfortunate choice as NRL honcho. "
"Abdo is a piece of shit typical south african arrogant cunt . Both him and the ugly cunt pete will be seething thst parra have taking this to court"
"WTF has Andrew Abdo done, have not heard a word out of him, no press statements, nothing, and he's the fucking CEO of the NRL. We need better leadership."
"Agree re Talagi. Koina really impressed me, we've seen the skill and mobility but he really stood up Tapau-Moors who was imposing himself until Koina stepped up"
"Thanks. Now I can't unsee that"
"But it's also why Russel is very limited as a centre. "
"mangina is more appropiate surely"
"Long time between chats it feels Richard. I feel Jake had a very mixed game with penalties and errors. But he defended well. I read around 11 of the 17 players in HM are a year young so I expect a up and down year from them which would be similar to…"
"They have Bellamy's son, Slater, and Cam Smith as options."
"Yep"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Bellamy extends 2028 - Ryles finishes 2028
Melbourne will have their eyes on Ryles there's absolutely no doubt. If i were Sarantinos and the board I'd be in talks right now to extend Ryles. Ryles will turn this club around the longer he is here the better we'll get. Every player he's…
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New training shirt with suburbs
Does anyone know if Carlo ( carlingford) the birthplace of her royal highness is on there I can't tell from pics
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Storm to face hefty bill if star loses Eels court fight
A high-stakes court spat over embattled NRL player Zac Lomax could mean Melbourne Storm end up with a hefty legal bill instead of the star on their team.Four-time premiers Parramatta Eels have filed legal proceedings to stop their under-contract…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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