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"Gould is washed, he's making Bulldogs go backwards. Richardson is the man"
"Poor coaching
Poor recruitment
Poor selections
Poor conditioning
Poor risk management
Amongst other things "
Poor recruitment
Poor selections
Poor conditioning
Poor risk management
Amongst other things "
"Gould???? His fingered Canterbury. We need a defensive coach. New conditioning coach and a new gm and recruitment. If you were to look across the board at our team most players are in the lower percentile in their position. Jr seems to think we are…"
"He's a reserve grader .Backup at best "
"We will be signing Paulo again. Though not as the alpha, the plan would be for him to be bench impact. Tuivaiti and a new signing as starting Props and Hopgood at Lock.
Guymer is there as he can play on an edge, simple as that. But i think now our…"
Guymer is there as he can play on an edge, simple as that. But i think now our…"
"The current rules favour speed and athleticism."
"So one loss and now needs a clean out. I love it. Why not say so last week after the win lol. Not saying there is no merit to your claim just everyone comes out after a loss. "
"Go hard on recruitment with nothing on the market? We have to hope someone aggitates for a release like Metcalf. Even then hope no competition."
"This is why MoN needs to go. Ryles hasn't had enough time yet bloodthirsty folks like you still want his head..He needs protecting from you fucking axe-weilding lunatics....so take an executive head,(you're up MoN) pop it off and throw it under the…"
"Whole club needs a clean out. Board needs to sack the whole front office, CEO to GM. Then hire someone like Gould. Only then will things start to improve. "
"The coach can't coach"
"We can only win if we are given free chances
They gave us our free chances, our Get out of Jail moments, and we couldn't even settle down and take what is offered...we sort of took it then overcooked & handed it straight back in a panic"
They gave us our free chances, our Get out of Jail moments, and we couldn't even settle down and take what is offered...we sort of took it then overcooked & handed it straight back in a panic"
"Unfortunately too many reserve grade players in this team and not a lot of upside in many .Limited skill set and very limited athleticism.Look at some of the other squads and even there body shapes .We look soft
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"Reverse-Kaizen...you incrementally devolve until you reach a state of Liquid Shit.
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"Gotta save some disappointment for '27"
"Rocks or Bigger Rocks..
Rocks or Boulders
Rocks or Dirt"
Rocks or Boulders
Rocks or Dirt"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Eels vs Bye - Who Wins?
Next week the Eels team will certainly have their work cut out for them when they go up against a relentless BYE team. It's obvious Captain courageous Mitch Moses who will be missing with Origin Duties will make the Eels job tougher in attempting to…
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Remember when we were told Kaizen was not a catchphrase.
It seems to have disappeared from our team lexicon....Anyone know where it went??? Have folks seen any "incremental Improvements" roaming about in the wild or do fans think was just hopeful sloganeering...It doesn't seem to me that we can even…
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Titans win tomorrow, eels 2nd last
Thank god for the dragons is all I can say. What a frustrating team we follow
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Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections
1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available. 2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.3. Samrani -okay.4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.5. JAC - is…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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