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"Nice blog. It's really pointless talking in terms of 'We should do this' or 'We should have done that' because as supporters we have zero say in what should be done or what should have been done previously unless of course the Eels coaching staff…"
"I think the next month of footy will be a lot more indicative of where we are at.
Melbourne for 24 years have entered round 1 at a level of fitness and intensity that no one else can match . The last few years they're really come back to the pack a…"
Melbourne for 24 years have entered round 1 at a level of fitness and intensity that no one else can match . The last few years they're really come back to the pack a…"
"That'll be right a team with a plan who'd have thought.
Nothing to see here."
Nothing to see here."
"NRL is rigged and has been for years and yet we keep following it 🤣 We must be crazy 🤪 "
"Great blog Pops! I want to dive into the players second...that needs more thought and research, let me come back later on that.
But I'm going to tackle your last question first - who will replace the GM of Football? We should be targeting Peter…"
But I'm going to tackle your last question first - who will replace the GM of Football? We should be targeting Peter…"
"Anyone ready to start blaming Jim sarantino yet!!?? when your ready. Let me know. he's not doing his job properly. "
"Pops, love your blog. I'll throw this out there.
Junior Paulo not playing like a near $1000000m player as per his contract
Ryan Matterson is certainly not giving us his $700k value to the team
Will Penisni is certainly no where near giving us his…"
Junior Paulo not playing like a near $1000000m player as per his contract
Ryan Matterson is certainly not giving us his $700k value to the team
Will Penisni is certainly no where near giving us his…"
"Mmm soft serve ice cream"
"The NRL are a joke!!! Iongi could be out for 10wks and this guy gets 1??? BS.
There was a stat last week....in the last two yrs eels players injured from illegal tackles missed a total of 60 matches together, compared to the players that committed…"
There was a stat last week....in the last two yrs eels players injured from illegal tackles missed a total of 60 matches together, compared to the players that committed…"
"Its not what you earn, it's how many big Macs you can eat on one session "
"I am not playing any longer as I will be hi jacking my own blog.....and yet you followed up with a whole paragraph of off-topic natter."
"He had the game against the broncos but most were flukes like Penrith’s tried lol"
"I don't know ea. U know more than me on that front. What about twiddle? "
"Most of our try assists are coming from pezet, moses looks like a player that knows we can't win the comp (we can't) and is going through the motions."
"Api has played 5/8. Can't be worse than pezet."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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The Rich keep getting Richer
Robin Hood has struck again Melbourne snar Winger Jamayne Isaako, Issako replaces Meaney with the departing Meany who will go to the Bears
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Thoughts on Api Pewhairangi to play at fullback
Against the tigers & keep joash as 19th man?
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Kenny 1 Week
Mitch Kenny has been Hannded a 1 week ban what a joke as Iongi is facing 6-8 weeks
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Poppa's Corner ; "We are no worse than anyone else" "yes we are" and our goals need to be higher and better...FULL STOP
Last week I headed a blog implying/saying, we made mistake's lets move on.....I was a pessimist to an extent, but not suicidal. Just very critical of Pezet and the knock on effect in losing balance.Yesterdays game against Penrith has a lot of…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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