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DYNASTY.LOADING replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin's discussion Eels news
"I can't see Jesse leaving Penrith he is smashing it in Cup, he will be playing first grade for Penrith next year, he is also under contract.
Jenkins makes sense. Definitely think he'd play centre inside Fox.
Leno makes sense, would be a perfect…"
7 minutes ago
Marty replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin's discussion Eels news
"Mataele.... should be there also, see him like Kamikamica"
23 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to Mallee57's discussion IF Moses played against Dogs. Would Eels Have Won
"Not sure about that, but it was better than a kick in the balls."
5 hours ago
Clintorian replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin's discussion Eels news
"Thank the heavens. If we were really going after Suli I was about to lose it. It made absolutely zero sense to me.
if we can get 2 out of McClean, Jenkins, Leniu or Burton (playing center) I'll be happy."
5 hours ago
Clintorian replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin's discussion Eels news
"Nope. He's done sweet fuck all at the Bulldogs this year, and his game against us last week was terrible, I still don't think he's a 5/8."
5 hours ago
Joel K replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin's discussion Eels news
"Do people still want Burton after this season? He's had shocker after shocker. I don't think he's a top 10 5/8 this year"
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Perpetual Motion replied to Diggs for PM's discussion Season over let’s blood the kids coming through
"True"
6 hours ago
Jack replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin's discussion Eels news
"Geez this would be a dream come true. See it when I believe it, especially that Spencer and Burton one "
7 hours ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 15 Team List v Canberra Raiders
"Lol.good to see you Wiz.  "
7 hours ago
Parrafan101 replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin's discussion Eels news
"Burton, Jenkins, Lenui and Mclean are the players would be perfect to have. We need to snag one vet old player better than JDB, like a yeo or someone with those 4."
8 hours ago
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug replied to Diggs for PM's discussion Season over let’s blood the kids coming through
"He won't ruin the left side attack like Russell does. We need someone other than Russell next to JAC "
8 hours ago
Wizard “Alcatraz “Sleeve replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 15 Team List v Canberra Raiders
"Chief strikes again. You need to listen more carefully to MONs updates on TCT , he is chasing a bloke named George , a thumb wrestling champion. 
 
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Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 15 Team List v Canberra Raiders
"Ryley is a must "
8 hours ago
Yehez replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin's discussion Eels news
"Jesse McLean is the winger brother. I like him still. 
Leniu would be nice. Leniu, Teancum, Paulo, Tuivati. That's a pack. "
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EA replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 15 Team List v Canberra Raiders
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Courtesy from the cumberland throw Apparently The SMH Carrayannis has said the Moses Suli links with Parramatta are incorrect. Jayden Sua out 14 weeks. Pectoral Jessie Mclean linked to.the EelsMilky Jenkins Spencer Leniu Burton Moses Suli. - No. -…

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