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"Don't forget personal Prestige..."I fixed it!!!! It was broken and I fixed it!!!! Yay me" Ffs"
"Why should a team that just conceded points get a choice in fucking anything? These guys are tinkerers and they can't help but tinker.
Instead of shepherding our game they are intent on changing out the flock"
Instead of shepherding our game they are intent on changing out the flock"
"They'll waste 5 minutes deciding if the want the ball back or kick off. Stupid idea"
"Are these official or just potential changes, it seems every year we are playing a new game."
"I think you will see alot more short 10 kickoffs"
"The way you handle the 19th man issue, where players are not playing Cup as they might be needed for NRL and other players miss out preparing for NRL, is just a extending to 2 players that could be used in case of HIA etc. So instead of saying Joash…"
"I think the 6 player bench will only further the devide of the haves and have nots of the competition. The likes of the Roosters, Broncos, Dogs ect will continue to attaract the major talent and give them a big leg up when in years to come."
"That's an issue I didn't think about. Yeah what if a team is coming back with limited minutes and the opposition want the ball back just takes away the great finish."
"See if they just changed it too scoring team kicks it's a change but at least consistent. This one or the other is redundant when 9/10 times I reckon the opposition want the ball."
"1) don't hate or love it. As long as there's no delay waiting for coaches orders for kick or receive I'm not overly against it.
2) not the biggest fan. It'll see players play 18-19th man over several weeks and get no game time for nrl or cup. …"
2) not the biggest fan. It'll see players play 18-19th man over several weeks and get no game time for nrl or cup. …"
"If we kick deep and they get to the 40, that would be on us. They shouldn't be getting near half way"
"I know mate its all about entertainment and gambling."
"That's exactly the type of scenario that they want.
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"So what if parra are down 16-12 with 3 to go we score covert but opposition wants ball back. They kick a 2pt field goal to goal into golden point. Fucking stupid rule. Watch the blowups in the pressers....horse man needs to fuck off he will ruin the…"
"Ffs leave it as it is. Fuck of the six agains. Ffs we have dopes running the game. Afl must be laughing"
"It definitely opens the doors for more counter attack for teams who have that attacking prowess. It'll be interesting to see who uses it to their advantage, I could see the Broncos or the Dolphins using this well.
Balanced teams probably don't get…"
Balanced teams probably don't get…"
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Injury-plagued winger among four players retained by Parramatta Eels
The Parramatta Eels have released today that they have signed or resigned 4 players. They have retained Patrick Spence, Max Tupou and Meni Luke, all of whom have been playing in the club's pathways competitions. In further news released by Zero…
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Let's Ask !!
I find myself sitting around watching the cricket after the Christmas Festivities, and I'm stewing on the perception that we are missing out on real talent that our coach wants, and missing out with way too much regularity and consistency. The…
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Does anyone know what Jack Williams contract is worth ?
Just wondering ?? I'm sure it's not anywhere close to 1 million. But he is a damn good middle and glad we got him
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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