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"Eels hold on. 18-16 winners. POTM Lorima Seuseu and it was not even close. Pretty sure he is still 15 but turning 16 later this year"
"Can the ref stay out the fucking game "
"Penalties and drop ball gives magpies plenty of ball. Eels on their feet and conceeded on their left edge defence. Unfortunately Perret couldn't handle the centre well with his speed and positioning. 16-18"
"10-18. We finally covert one"
"Eels march down field of the kick off. Tigers player drops the kick. Eels spread left and pass to Lorima who is running a line back into the middle. He crashed through 2 defenders to score. A hatrick for Lorima. Remember he is a year young for HM"
"Eels get another offload away at the half way. It was Jackson who attracted plenty of defenders too.Bell runs left to help create a line break with a draw and pass.Then give it to Lorima who steps the full back and actually go untouched to score.…"
"Bell gets a good offload and then spread it immediately to Lorima who beats 2 defenders with ease to score in the corner. He stood up his centre and than just stepped the winger. 10-8 still Dow "
"Eels middle defence has been very poor at times"
"Clear plan from eels in attack now. Try give Lorima early ball with his elite athletic abilities. Magpies just manage to hold on to him every time. Other than Bell and Lorima, I have not been that impressed "
"Team been quiet sloppy. HM scored from a crash from dummy half. Both teams look very rusty"
"Per his own management response to R360 not going ahead,
“Zac has options,” Scifcoske said. “Zac has always been interested in other things so he can pick and choose now. There’s no shortage of interest. We’ll make a final decision shortly."
article…"
“Zac has options,” Scifcoske said. “Zac has always been interested in other things so he can pick and choose now. There’s no shortage of interest. We’ll make a final decision shortly."
article…"
"Capovilla has not had a good start to the game. Eels have dropped the ball two times in the act of scoring. One was the winger and one was Capovilla."
"Bell has started the game on fire today. However still 0-0 with a couple of drop balls. Eels defence has been split down the middle a couple times. "
"Hey Bert! Great summary!
to me and sounds like yourself and thousands of others, this is as much us vs Lomax and managers, as Storm n NRL's total audacity! So proud of our club no matter what happens in courts 🤞
Im totally engrossed in this one!"
to me and sounds like yourself and thousands of others, this is as much us vs Lomax and managers, as Storm n NRL's total audacity! So proud of our club no matter what happens in courts 🤞
Im totally engrossed in this one!"
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Bellamy extends 2028 - Ryles finishes 2028
Melbourne will have their eyes on Ryles there's absolutely no doubt. If i were Sarantinos and the board I'd be in talks right now to extend Ryles. Ryles will turn this club around the longer he is here the better we'll get. Every player he's…
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New training shirt with suburbs
Does anyone know if Carlo ( carlingford) the birthplace of her royal highness is on there I can't tell from pics
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Storm to face hefty bill if star loses Eels court fight
A high-stakes court spat over embattled NRL player Zac Lomax could mean Melbourne Storm end up with a hefty legal bill instead of the star on their team.Four-time premiers Parramatta Eels have filed legal proceedings to stop their under-contract…
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SMH Report: Storm, Raiders & Perth Allegedly All Interested In Signing Lomax
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/factually-incorrect-raiders-deny-interest-in-lomax-after-courtroom-claim-20260206-p5o042.htmlCanberra has vehemently denied expressing any interest in Zac Lomax after it was alleged in court that his lawyer had…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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