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    Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......

     

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LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R9 v Warriors: The Chase For Consistency (L36-14)
"I can understand why bringing Lorenzo in can be detrimental. But Teancum Brown?"
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LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R9 v Warriors: The Chase For Consistency (L36-14)
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Parra-all-the-way replied to Parra-all-the-way's discussion Ryles pressor
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LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R9 v Warriors: The Chase For Consistency (L36-14)
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LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R9 v Warriors: The Chase For Consistency (L36-14)
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LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R9 v Warriors: The Chase For Consistency (L36-14)
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