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"Better team lost.
It happens too often and that's an indictment on the officiating and on the game in general."
It happens too often and that's an indictment on the officiating and on the game in general."
"https://vt.tiktok.com/ZShNpdbJj/
Absolutely robbed tonight "
Absolutely robbed tonight "
"How about avoiding racist calls about certain players, including Kautoga."
"Agenda driven i see, Penisini wasn't even that bad tonight."
"Iongi is definitely not the finished product. I realise it's only early days for him but he's got a few issues to work on. The dropped ball is one if he wants to be considered elite, he needs to rarely drop a bomb particularly when it's uncontested.…"
"Agree Carlo, I liked Jason's presser - I think Ryles did the right thing imo it's a message to the players to forget about external factors and focus on what's in your control "
"I'm still scratching my head on the McInnes one. Kaufusi was literally in the middle of the attacker and defender on his inside shoulder and escorted him to the tryline. I have no words. After they've completed cracked down on inside shoulder runs…"
"Arnold, has Mr Mertens been in your ear?."
"Jesus loves you son. "
"Can't argue with that Bert, Ryles has turned us around massively. How good is it to see rookies coming through at last. This year was always going to be a write off, to see so many guys get there start and turn it into something is great. It'll be…"
"You're right about Guymer and Kautoga. Jesus we lack punch on the edges. Start Walker, Williams to edge and Hobgood to middle. Matterson should get a look in somewhere, hopefully. "
"Fossys view is always the opposite of what actually occurred. He is a flop "
"Geez parra were dudded tonight. Wow some of the calls against parra we're disgusting. How the fuck does Kafusi take out an eels players to help his team mate score near the posts. Another day over the last 10 years that's not a try.. Obstruction…"
"Kautoga needs a run back in Cup playing how Ryles wants.
Tuilagi and Samrani on the edge for me rest of the season. Or if Latu steps up he can replace Tuilagi."
Tuilagi and Samrani on the edge for me rest of the season. Or if Latu steps up he can replace Tuilagi."
"I normally hate the cliche of blaming the refs, but holy hell that bunker call on Mulitalo is one of the worst I've ever seen. "
Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9
Earlier this morning, Jim Sarantinos was on SEN with Matt White. Here are the key highlights of the interview: * Mitchell Moses is an outside chance of returning before round nine, potentially for the R7 clash with the Tigers at Commbank pending…
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Cyclone Alfred
Not Eels related, but as a Gold Coast resident, I am now buckled up and locked down for three or four days of what should be one hell of a ride. To all the members here on the Sunshine Coast, Gold Coast and Northern NSW, stay safe. Praying the…
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OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.As he approached the pond, he heard voices…
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Presser v Sharks
https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-2025-jason-ryles-press-conference-video-eels-vs-sharks-bailey-simonsson-controversial-penalty-magic-round/news-story/d6b58d85e121eef8e9fdad0dc8fed97a?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR7pKFnuALQkzyihCp34E…
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We will come last
We had 2 weeks to get ready for the sharks and the sharks had 4 days and we lostWelcome wooden spoon for 2025
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Well done Jason Ryles.
We are getting better in a short amount of time, with a big roster turnover, a team full of youngsters and a massive amount of salary cap space available in 2026. Personally, I couldn't ask for more in his first season.*Side note, the game now due…
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Investigation into this GAME!
I'm stunned at the performance by this ref tonight game.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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