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"1. Gutherson
2. Bulldogs
3. Lomax has been recently promoted to my "most hated", because fuck that guy
4. T-bro
5. Not stressed about Ryles contract. If he wants to go he will find a way. I think he plans on staying but you never know. R360…"
2. Bulldogs
3. Lomax has been recently promoted to my "most hated", because fuck that guy
4. T-bro
5. Not stressed about Ryles contract. If he wants to go he will find a way. I think he plans on staying but you never know. R360…"
"1) I'd rather the Dragons go down. Fuck them and Rod Reddy and their dirty tactics in the 1977 GF with their dirty ref.
2)Storm or Panthers. Both cheating cunts.
3) Jerome Luay. Very punchable.
4)Teancum Brown. If he works hard he'll play rep footy…"
2)Storm or Panthers. Both cheating cunts.
3) Jerome Luay. Very punchable.
4)Teancum Brown. If he works hard he'll play rep footy…"
"1. Gutherson
2. Bulldogs
3. Chrichton (Dogs)
4. Brown
5. Yes, min 3yr extension
6. 5th
7. 😇"
2. Bulldogs
3. Chrichton (Dogs)
4. Brown
5. Yes, min 3yr extension
6. 5th
7. 😇"
"De Belin will do a lot of the clean up work, the 3rd man in for our defence. Hopgood is now not alone in that area. He will not be flashy but he will definately do his job."
"positives are Loiero is out. That is a big piece of their middle, he does a lot of clean up work in defence, tightens up the attack. No Katoa and they are umming and arring whether to play Ativalu Lasati or Joe Chan on right edge.
This is a prime to…"
This is a prime to…"
"Yeah I do. He was a natural "
"Do you also remember his sideline conversion against the Warriors"
"As a centre on centre money, Yes every day of the week.
I think the club are convinced Young gun Lorenzo will be our future 5/8."
I think the club are convinced Young gun Lorenzo will be our future 5/8."
"I vividly remember Semi getting a gig at 1st receiver from a scrum and he skilfully put a player away for a try. "
"I find it amazing that Moses in the team stiffens our defence. Is it our defensive resolve as the team feel "in the game" and effort on effort occurs. Perhaps it's Moses talking and holding the team accountable in defence as captain., perhaps it's…"
"LOL Spelling mistakes."
"I love the mythology Daz, I could sum up your whole spiel by saying......"in the land of the blind he with one eye is King, untill some one with two eyes and sound feet comes along" I can accept that Moses has two eyes, but those bloody feet worry…"
"Moses is always a huge factor, all we can hope for is an injury free season. If that happens and the rest of the squad consistently perform as they have so far, we should be very competitive.
Ryles is orchestrating an entertaining brand of football,…"
Ryles is orchestrating an entertaining brand of football,…"
"It is a no brainer from me, in my opinion Moses has the 2nd best long kicking game in the competition, he can really turn an average set into a good one with a decent kick, he essentially bosses the game in terms of territory and control.
Burton is…"
Burton is…"
"was not a good day for HM and SG Ball. The ref was horrendous in both games. HM losing the lead with the countless penalties and 6 agains.
SG Ball bombed how many tries and dropped how many balls? Petrus and Talagi (to win the game) both drop the…"
SG Ball bombed how many tries and dropped how many balls? Petrus and Talagi (to win the game) both drop the…"
"He would work well with mitch. We would have the two best kickers in the game"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Sunday Vegas Villans Brown v Gutho 7 big questions
1. Who would you like to see get flogged in Vegas - Gutherson or D. Brown. Or maybe they don't concern you and are only focused on us. For mine its Gutherson, I've never liked him off the park. Sure on the park he gave everything, but his contract…
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Matt Burton
He has yet to extend with the Bulldogs. Do you think we should have a red hot crack at him. Such a great player, versatile, kicker,goalkicker.Lots of positives....BUT could we afford him or attract him to Parra ??
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R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess
Epic heroes come and they go. What truly makes the hero is whether their fame goes to their head and they become a self-obsessed jerk, or they accept their limitations and try to serve others. Many think Odysseus (Ulysses to the Romans) from Homer’s…
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Perth Bears team - can they challenge parra
Log In ROUND 1 Perth Bears 2027 best 17: Full signings and squad tracker, rumours, news, updated team list after every signingThe Bears join the NRL in 2027.Zero TackleSTAFF WRITERS | January 10, 2026 - 5:02pm 54715 The Perth Bears are set…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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