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"Prior to joining Wayne Bennett as Assistant Coach at the Dolphins "
"You're correct 'Old Fart' is much more suited and probably why the 'Senior Cits' asked you leave the Bingo and probably Lawn Bowls 😂"
"Age shall not weary them Poppa, nor the years condemn.
Its a simple balance of hard heads and strong running type forwards - you only need to look at Melb / Dolhpins having a mix of players / background types in their pack. No doubt you are at the…"
Its a simple balance of hard heads and strong running type forwards - you only need to look at Melb / Dolhpins having a mix of players / background types in their pack. No doubt you are at the…"
"Mallee, re coach that for me is all hindsight now - feel we have the coach, its more the cattle, and that leads to a club issue (R and R) which I believe has been mentioned once or twice.... "
"I'm sorry Mitchy but with your Teacher Occupation you should know better, I am very disappointed , I am replying on behalf of strong islander types and white guys that we are being discriminated against.......though I am pleased you did not include…"
"Leave my "old Fella" out of this you pervert Mallee.
PS I don't have dentures and I don't play Bingo......Apart from that I am going ok......
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PS I don't have dentures and I don't play Bingo......Apart from that I am going ok......
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"I hope your wrong Clint, because he ain't coming otherwise, you think he is not a 5/8. When he came to grade he was a 5/8 stuck behind Cleary and Luai....they have been mucking around every since.....my feeling is he will be a different player…"
"Agree Mitchy. The Dolphins are the dark horse of the competition in my opinion. They have a strong team and their coach is really good. Shame the Eels didnt go after their coach when he was available"
"Ah yes the ever reliable but not always punctual the 'Old Fella Comment Monitor' Surely you have much better things to do like 'denture cleaning' or 'Senior Cits bingo' 😂"
"Most rumours don't amount too much the majority of the time. But with Eels recruitment in such great shape you just never know"
"Just like you and me Richard, "defferd'ers" "
"We need a guy like Leniu, not necessarily saying him but someone like him and a hardworking type player. The dolphins have the right mix for strong islander types and white guys; for me we need a hard headed player in the pack, would prefer two as…"
"I am hoping for Xerri.
1. Iongi
2. Fox
3. Jenkins
4. Xerri
5. McClean
6. Burton
7. Moses"
1. Iongi
2. Fox
3. Jenkins
4. Xerri
5. McClean
6. Burton
7. Moses"
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Mitchell Moses Club Games
According to Dr. Google 😂 Mitchell Moses has played the following amount of Club Games for Parra. Quote:" Mitchell Moses has missed a total of 41 club games for the Parramatta Eels over the past three years (2023 to June 2026) due to a combination…
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Eels news
Courtesy from the cumberland throw Apparently The SMH Carrayannis has said the Moses Suli links with Parramatta are incorrect. Jayden Sua out 14 weeks. Pectoral Jessie Mclean linked to.the EelsMilky Jenkins Spencer Leniu Burton Moses Suli. - No. -…
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Round 15 Team List v Canberra Raiders
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Brian Kelly3. Jordan Samrani4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Joash Papaili7. Ronald Volkman8. Luca Moretti9. Tallyn Da Silva10. Jack Williams (c)11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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Season over let’s blood the kids coming through
Watching Ryles in the press conference he has given up for this year. Let's blood some young guys from flegg and cup. We should be dropping the guys that aren't staying next yr and getting the kids some game time in first grade. 2027-2028 should be…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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