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"4 points? That's kind of you to reckon we will score BEM haha. Unless you think it's two penalty goals."
"Pleased to see Kelly out...phew. Good on JR.
Thought Simmo would sit it out for Samrani, maybe simply opting for experience against Broncs
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Thought Simmo would sit it out for Samrani, maybe simply opting for experience against Broncs
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"And do you really think they would have cleared hm. Better to lose him for 1wk than 3."
"I hope not Bem otherwise it will be momentum killing"
"Nice work HOE.
Broncos 60 Parra 4 "
Broncos 60 Parra 4 "
"I see the gutless front office didn't challenge Hopgoods ridiculous suspension.
TDS, JDB and pissant Pezet shouldn't be in the top 17.
Broncos 60 Parra 4"
TDS, JDB and pissant Pezet shouldn't be in the top 17.
Broncos 60 Parra 4"
"Well Williams can come off in the rotation and come back in and play the rest of the game from the edge about 50mins in."
"Agree and it's often effort areas that let's him down I.e. too slow on the inside shoulder/ not responding quick enough to second phase play. Would have gone moretti bench and left Tuilagi out "
"I'd go moretti in for guymer mainly because Williams can fill in the backrow and we already have spine and backline coverage between papalii and da silva "
"Eels to win. Score 28 - 12 Man of the Match will be Mitchell Moses"
"Needs a few rounds to get match fit, same as last year."
"Exactly what I thought. Ryles said JAC not in clear yet though.
I would go Moretti over Doorey as I feel he is more consistent. And rather Guymer on edge but Tuilagi can offer something in attack."
I would go Moretti over Doorey as I feel he is more consistent. And rather Guymer on edge but Tuilagi can offer something in attack."
"Same here Mallee at the expense of TDS and our incumbent right winger"
"Last chance for Kelma to impress. Don't think he'll be re signed.
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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The 50+ Statistic
I found this statistic interesting and wasn't aware it was a 113 year record. Can the Eels make history by breaking this record and also a 40 year drought? Let's hope so. Records are meant to be broken. Strangely enough the Eels were Newcastle…
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Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Will Pensini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Jack Williams9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan Walker15.…
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1eE Modern day Eels team: Utility, no.14
Ok so the starting 13 is finally decided and done.Luke Burt will partner Semi Radradra on the Wings.Now onto the bench, the way this will work to make it not so convoluted, i will make it a proper bench with a Utility, 2 middles and an edge. First…
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R2 v Broncos: Back on the Horse
Both suffered heavy round one losses. Both will be seeking redemption. The Eels won the last meeting here 22-20 in a Walsh-inspired cliffhanger, but they have lost four of the past five games against the Broncos, who start as raging favourites.…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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