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""He’s long held a desire to be a coaching director. I don’t know whether that is part of his plans because all of this at the moment is just information I am hearing right now."
If only we had a vacancy...
Could you imagine?"
If only we had a vacancy...
Could you imagine?"
"PNG or Perth Bears it is "
"Parramattas new coaching Director "
"Wow. Looking like Trent Robinson is out"
"Also gives time for Lorenzo to keep developing "
"I would have won a few comps with the amount of right players I want in this team mixed with our junior kids. Ben Hunt to ball play and Walker to come on after with Lorenzo at 6 and Moses at 7 we will be dominant in our attack. "
"I would say one middle, we have some kids that will start to break through next year that fill a void. If Brown kicks on like the club thinks he will that will help too. But yeah we need to get faster and better with another Winger and Centre. We…"
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"Anal, it didn't work, why are you still here?"
"As my dad always told me, haven't listened all the time, don't argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. "
"Watch his carries. Bloke doesn't want to bend the line or break tackles. His lightweight hit and spin is frustrating. Slows the momentum and stuffs up any quick play the balls.
Not a fan."
Not a fan."
"That's as optimistic as I have seen you for a long time Bem.
As for Parrafan101, if we have to rely on him to be smart we wouldn't need negative gearing to tell us how dumb he is!"
As for Parrafan101, if we have to rely on him to be smart we wouldn't need negative gearing to tell us how dumb he is!"
"Tough Bitch that one, I know a lot of grandmothers, none of them run hard!"
"he does now, how much shit can one man take?"
"We wouldn't get Hunt on low money and as far as I'm concerned, he is a better hooker than he is a 5/8.
Either Volkman or Papali'i are perfectly serviceable at 5/8 for now.
Iongi at FB, Samrani at centre and Fox on the wing is a good start.
We need…"
Either Volkman or Papali'i are perfectly serviceable at 5/8 for now.
Iongi at FB, Samrani at centre and Fox on the wing is a good start.
We need…"
"Don't do it EA Paulo's starting in the middle this week that's the matchup he has to win with and without the ball."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Irony is Dead
It was not so long ago, on the venerable pages of 1EyedEeel, that those of us unfortunate enough to have landed on the left of the political spectrum were scolded for apparently celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk. No, we said, we are not…
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Round 11 Team List v Melbourne Storm (Magic Round)
1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Jordan Samrani4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Tallyn Da Silva10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Jack Williams13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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What the lineup should be
1.Isiah iongi2.Brian kelly 3.Jordan samrani4.Sean russell5.Josh addocarr6.Ronald volkman7.Mitchell moses8.Luca moretti9.Ryley smith 10.Junior paulo-Late mail switch/Charlie guymer11.Kelma tuilagi12.Jack williams13.Harrison edwards👀14.Tayln…
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Team sheet Tuesday - the questions
Will Harrison Edwards come into the side?Will Ryley be back from injury?Will Pezet return to the side post injury and suspension?
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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