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"I am working on Poppa Chiefy. Making some progress on the cranky old bastard
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"I think you missed the point there Poppa. Daz correct me if I'm wrong here, but basically what he is saying is that because Wiz has a good understanding of spreadsheets, he can instuct ChatGPT to do work for him, then with his inbuilt knowledge and…"
"WOW! That is remarkable thinking Daz but a spreadsheet is a simple equation and if it is not solvable the answer will NOT be there.
What am I missing?
I just looked up "indexicality" I didn't have a clue and I get the contextual aspect.....now...…"
What am I missing?
I just looked up "indexicality" I didn't have a clue and I get the contextual aspect.....now...…"
"NSW win... dry track, too much strike, embarrassed after game 2. Just hope they're not running out a couple that are too injured!
Ashley 'Queenslander' Klein to blow his first penalty to QLD due to how the Blues run out on to the field... "...and…"
Ashley 'Queenslander' Klein to blow his first penalty to QLD due to how the Blues run out on to the field... "...and…"
"Be careful Daz one day your students may start not remembering your name when you go back and forth to your shed "
"The interesting thing abnout Wiz's examples, of how he uses and won't use ChatGPT, is that Wiz is basically talking about what used to be called "repairing indexicality". The idea here is that our language and thought is full of referents that are…"
"The first report that I heard was $1.5m for 3 seasons, with the last year on $650k. I assume it's 1st year $350k, 2nd year $500k, 3rd year $650k.
That's if I heard it right."
That's if I heard it right."
"Has your daughter got over her love of snakes yet Daz.....she must be about 13/14 now, how you handling it?"
"HOE, it is not that hard to disable or at least mute all of the AI's you mention that are attached to media and offcie platforms. Meta AI, Gemini in google, Grok on Twitter, etc etrc, just go the settings for christ's sake.
Also, anyone on Twitter…"
Also, anyone on Twitter…"
"I will match your Kate with my Scarlett......loser gets seconds.....LOL and it will not be heads coming off.....well not in the beginning anyway!
All sounds a litte "sade" or as Spock said to Kirk "Ah! the classics!"....hang on that was Harold…"
All sounds a litte "sade" or as Spock said to Kirk "Ah! the classics!"....hang on that was Harold…"
"Tad: "Patriarchy will it continue or have we had enough?"
Daz: I'm done with the patriarchy. I want to be owned by Kate Beckinsale or Ana da Armas if Kate is unavailable."
Daz: I'm done with the patriarchy. I want to be owned by Kate Beckinsale or Ana da Armas if Kate is unavailable."
"Poppa: "Looks like Mary Antoinette was right!"
Daz: Off with their heads (in AI Labs)!"
Daz: Off with their heads (in AI Labs)!"
"Tad, I sometimes tell my students that I promise to forget their names, which will be helpful when they totally fluff the interpretation of a reading or write a sh*t essay. "There is always tomorrow, Sally or Riya or Jing or whatever the frak your…"
"I can empirically confirm that Poppa is a cyborg, half Terminator, half Ewok."
"NOS, I thought Tad was referring to his dad cutting off wolves heads and sticking them on the wall. Beast Mode but incompatible with my love of dawgs. But your version about thre walking stick is better!"
LUKE METCALF
This guy is a gun player! I've been following him for last few years since he left the sharks and he's been doing so well for the warriors!We need to sign him to play alongside Moses!
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NSW Origin Squad 2025
WESTPAC NSW BLUES SQUADAmpol State of Origin, Game OneSuncorp Stadium, Brisbane Wednesday 28 May1. Dylan Edwards (Penrith Panthers)2. Brian To’o (Penrith Panthers)3. Stephen Crichton (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)4. Latrell Mitchell (South Sydney…
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I say if we lose this week against Newcastle we will come last
I hope we win because i never been to Newcastle before this be my first time there and i never saw Parramatta win when i go to watch them
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Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9
Earlier this morning, Jim Sarantinos was on SEN with Matt White. Here are the key highlights of the interview: * Mitchell Moses is an outside chance of returning before round nine, potentially for the R7 clash with the Tigers at Commbank pending…
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State of Origin Game 3 - Predictions
Not exactly Eels-related, but keen to hear everyone’s thoughts on tonight’s game. Drop your predictions below! Here are mine:Margin: NSW by 8First time try scorer: Harry GrantPlayer of the Match: ClearyPlayer of the Series: Brian To'o
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10 Year Members Event
Today the club has sent an email to all members with 10 years or more of continuous membership, inviting them to attend a special event. The event is being held at the Leagues Club on 4 August 2025. Registration opens today at 5pm Sydney time. Check…
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Ethyn Martin Signs With The Bears
As the heading says. He was signed before the June 30 deadline.
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Well Done 👏 JAC 👏
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1C4PtwkE1C/?mibextid=wwXIfrOn his way home from an interstate trip, Josh Addo-Carr got a call that compelled him to stop and turn back. It was a call about a boy named Lachie, battling a brain tumour and there was…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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