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"I suppose you're one of the idiots who wanted Sanders to hang around for 4/5 yes to get the opportunity to be a 1st grade regular."
"Yup, woke = broke. Once upon a time Thursday night meant nothing but Footy show night in most households I knew. As soon as she turned up even as a " reporter " it was doomed. It lost all credibility and you couod just tell that the show that was…"
"Frankie do you think they will have mural with a candle when BA is gone from the club? Perhaps place some flowers at Kellyville while whispering "We appreciate you".
Legit BA could be driving and drive onto the pathway hitting and killing one of…"
Legit BA could be driving and drive onto the pathway hitting and killing one of…"
"He was a geat bloke who always had good joke or story to tell. He stood up for what he believed and always heard plenty of good stories about him helping others.
Younger fans mightn't know that he took on the league in court ending the draft for…"
Younger fans mightn't know that he took on the league in court ending the draft for…"
"Yeah maybe Sanders actually sees more development opportunities playing under Fogerty than he does Moses ? "
"Issue is, seems everyone has caught on that Gutho's knees have had it for the demands of playing Fullback, but BA doesn't want to put Talagi at 1 for a few reasons.
1) Gutho and Brown is same issue of both 6's
2) Talagi has not been playing that…"
1) Gutho and Brown is same issue of both 6's
2) Talagi has not been playing that…"
"Ah those boys..you have to admire such total devotion. "
"Yeah I didn't think it needed explaining but obviously did. Maybe we use more pictures than big words next time ? "
"Who else plays fb?? Gutho is busted. I will be shocked if he makes it through a full year. Simmo was terrible against Cronulla. I don't know why Martyn hasn't been playing fb in cup. Looked alright the game that I saw. At the end of the day its…"
"Hugo you have to forgive the lads from TCT as Wednesday is when they have their Brad Arthur appreciation night.
They gather round a table which has a assortment of flavoured milk cartons and they discuss their favourite Brad Arthur game plans of…"
They gather round a table which has a assortment of flavoured milk cartons and they discuss their favourite Brad Arthur game plans of…"
"You would fuckimg hope they knew more than everyone on this site with it being their profession FFS .. what I'm concerned with is them not knowing as much as their counterparts at the other clubs .
Bloke at your local servo knows more about fuel…"
Bloke at your local servo knows more about fuel…"
"Unless it's Ethan Sanders, then it's BA's fault."
"Yep survived nearly 20 years before Molan killed that show........they went woke and look what happened."
"Ah it's all good. He's having a whinge on TCT. Mate I can excuse and ignore certain people on these sites because they are obviously old feeble minded dribblers but sometimes you just have to spell out the obvious.
Frank doesn't want the Eels to…"
Frank doesn't want the Eels to…"
"Yup, until stupid Erin Molan and that fuckwit cricketer came along and made the show all about them. She didn't know the difference between rugby league and a knitting competition and was elevated to the shows host. She must be able to suck start a…"
"Be a bit awkward at the dinner table being the kid your dad didn't want. "
NRL admits bunker got it wrong on roosters obstruction call
Graham Annesley has conceded a controversial obstruction call that cost Roosters star Joey Manu a fair try against the Panthers was wrong. The NRL head of football has wasted no time conceding that video referee Chris Butler failed to use the…
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Danny Weidler
How come whenever we see Danny Weidler on the news interviewing players, he has to have his big boof head front and centre of the shot. It's almost as if he is the star - has he ever played league....it just annoys me.
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Nuclear Power a Balanced View
I previously wrote a blog on the subject of nuclear power.Professor Daz basically took my comments apart and justifiably so as I had nowhere near the knowledge or research capacity to lay a factual basis for the proliferation of nuclear power other…
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What is everyone's preferred BBQ meat choice?
So Sunday, to celebrate the start of a new season, i am hosting my mates with a BBQ, pool table, darts and man cave while watching the Vegas matches. Though i am curious for a fun discussion what is everyone else's go to for the BBQ? For me, a piece…
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RIP TERRY HILL
NRL rocked by death of former NSW and Kangaroos centre Terry Hill at 52 The rugby league community is in mourning following the death of former NSW and Kangaroos star Terry Hill at the age of 52. The Daily Telegraph is reporting the former NRL…
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Jett Cleary off to NZ
Youngest Cleary has signed for the warriors, lot of these young halves don't want to be stuck behind great halfbacks. Not sure if it's the best career move lol
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R8 v Manly: The Rise and Fall of the Eels
The free-falling Eels are staring down the barrel of another nail in their season’s coffin. They sit like ducks in the target arrow of the public's microscope just waiting to dissect their ANZAC performance. Despite the Eagles superior position…
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Luca Moretti early footy career
Just listened to it. Pretty interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJU2x62rTxM
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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