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"Jurbo and Brooks need to be dropped from that team. And reinstated when the play us. "
"Matt and jake for an nrl comeback lol!"
"1,000,000% BA. 2027 only. No way he'd touch 2026 as it's a poison chalice. But I reckon BA is locked in."
"Has willy peters actually signed with England yet? All out of the blue seibold sacked! Maybe manly rushing to get him before png do. But my moneybags on ba, wonder if that would mean jake and Matt would head there too??"
"Wow, Manly are a joke. Extended him last year, then sack him after 3 games 🤣. Have fun BA!"
"Nobody wants poor BA - bears no. Png no. Newcastle no. , I don't think manly unless they are dumb and dumbest"
"Nice blog as usual HOE.The claws on Clearly's hand look a bit weird. Maybe AI is trying to tell us something LOL "
"Rule changes and injury for the most part hurt defenses and one thing stats don't tell you is with injuries come combination changes.When your changing out defensive combinations on the regular it does nothing for things like trust in certain…"
"That's ok Poppa if you see things differently. We are all entitled to our own opinions. I think Smith has been a bit below par so far this season although he has picked up a bit. Da Silva in comparison has in my opinion improved from last year and…"
"Which brings us to
Mental health can u handle the pezzit situation he's had a couple of very good games if u include trial.but yeah he's could be a flat track playeer .
If he can't tackle get ride of him"
Mental health can u handle the pezzit situation he's had a couple of very good games if u include trial.but yeah he's could be a flat track playeer .
If he can't tackle get ride of him"
"I don't know if was mistake papali not ready
Dell at pappys was mistake "
Dell at pappys was mistake "
"That's rubbish, TDS had a good 20 minutes against a tired side......he showed nothing of a comparative nature in the Melb and Broncs games, where as Smith was tackling forwards twice his size.....he did have an inexplicable miss in Saints first try…"
"I think Daz's point is relevant to Coryn's example....but it then becomes semantic i.e. speed kills, it also wins football games and not all players are blessed with it....there does none the less need to be some compensationary issues.
Interesting…"
Interesting…"
"So far this year I'd say Da Silva is ahead of Smith in terms of their performance. Smith has actually been a bit disappointing in comparison with last year. Hopefully they'll both improve "
"Bevan French as 5/8?
No"
No"
"I'm not sure where our problems actually are.....lets say a winger was the reason our defence was so bad......does that mean a centre has to cover a winger, if we have a weak centre, does that mean we have to weaken an edge, if we have a weak half…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Game Day Blog R4 vs Panthers: Disrupt the Disruptors?
In tomorrow's Battle Of the West, Vincent Lombardi almost foreshadowed the Panthers sixty years ago when he said, “Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." The Panthers seemed to have forgotten they're…
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Eels hooker opens up on thriving one-two punch combination
Ryley Smith has opened up about the apprehension of Tallyn Da Silva joining the club, but has said they both lean on each other and it works well. Seems Ryles has definately been clear in communication with both lads over their roles to make them…
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Timoko given the tap to explore options
Should we have a crack at Matt Timoko, they have let him explore options. He is the kiwi center. Has flaws in his game, but under new structure Ryles can improve him
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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