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"If Metcalf wants to only play 7, I hope he signs with the dogs, so they still lose games for not having a genuine halfback in the team. "
"No worries mate"
"That's what I tried to say, we need a star prop and 2 outside backs that have potential or is already a star before we focus on the five eighth position. If we want to stop gap for Lorenzo go and buy Ben Hunt on low money and play Lorenzo at 6 with…"
"We will concede a couple like these for sure.
We need to focus on scoring ourselves, Storm still have a brittle underbelly. "
We need to focus on scoring ourselves, Storm still have a brittle underbelly. "
"No, he has settled down, getting married I believe "
"Is Matto actually a player "
"I can already see it. Stefano runs and leaves 2 on the floor. Quick play the ball. Grant scoots behind the ruck for a break, gets to Papalii and finds Hughes in support to score under the posts. The commentator might as well start practicing…"
"But Ryles will surely speak up at the post match press conference if that happens again"
"What happened"
"Beattie is already on the bench so not sure if Petrus would come into the team. I actually hope they give Koina a spot this week."
"Maybe"
"He can play. Development contract can play from rd1. Only train and trial players like Nanva need an exemption to play before rd 11"
"Yep Popo has been slept on by many but injuries havent been kind of recent. Finally back fit. His SG ball 2025 was better than Koina and Talagi 2026. Whilst I do believe Koina and Talagi will be better NRL players than Popo due to their physical…"
"the questions of all questions"
"Fair enough. I could see it "
"No clue really. But Moses Leota and Smith are signed there long term whereas Eels essentially have 2 starting props open for anybody to take.
I am personaly not concvinced that Talagi also stays at Panthers beyond his existing contract. They have a…"
I am personaly not concvinced that Talagi also stays at Panthers beyond his existing contract. They have a…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Round 11 Team List v Melbourne Storm (Magic Round)
1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Jordan Samrani4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Tallyn Da Silva10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Jack Williams13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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What the lineup should be
1.Isiah iongi2.Brian kelly 3.Jordan samrani4.Sean russell5.Josh addocarr6.Ronald volkman7.Mitchell moses8.Luca moretti9.Ryley smith 10.Junior paulo-Late mail switch/Charlie guymer11.Kelma tuilagi12.Jack williams13.Harrison edwards👀14.Tayln…
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Team sheet Tuesday - the questions
Will Harrison Edwards come into the side?Will Ryley be back from injury?Will Pezet return to the side post injury and suspension?
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External signing likely for Eels’ next five-eighth. Boom Breaking news *****Updated Metcalf seeking permission to leave
Big Breaking**** updated ***** luke metcalf expected to ask for permission to leave today Parramatta eels next five-eighth is looking more and more likely to be an external signing as we really don't have the answer internally. The main…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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