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"That's how I read the article also. Raiders never mentioned Parra lied, it's likely Lomax's management lied to the player or had some scheme that he was angling for. What other players does Shicockski have with Canberra"
"I think you mean Furner, but I will go with a typo!"
"You will always be Bobbie to me Hec. LOL"
"The Lomax camp have just been caught-out on a pretty big lie which is critical to their 'reasonable restraint of trade' argument in court. It shows they never enetered discussions with any other teams, and just lied about the one's they said they…"
"I'd be happy for the Court to rule that we get nothing, and Lomax cops a year out of the game, better if it was 2 years.
Honestly, anything is a win as long as the court doesn't completely bend us over and deny the contract he signed was viable and…"
Honestly, anything is a win as long as the court doesn't completely bend us over and deny the contract he signed was viable and…"
"".Greens...apparently they make up about 12%"..I'd guess our lil aussie Trumpers make up at least that and they will go to Poorlene..So 25% of our electorate is basically suicidal. Lucky they hate each other because if the crazy found common ground…"
"I think mid to back end of the season he joins a struggling or injury ravaged Storm side.
It'd be cool if Broncos are in need of an O back and Pezet is killing it, maybe negotiate a way to hold onto Pezet whilst Broncos get Lomax."
It'd be cool if Broncos are in need of an O back and Pezet is killing it, maybe negotiate a way to hold onto Pezet whilst Broncos get Lomax."
"settle down old son, he probably is busy, school is back this week and he is a teacher....you of all people should have reasoned that!"
"Let me be clear. There is no-one here like Tes. We have only macey and Her Majesty representing the ladies. Tes is not gonna get slapped by me, I like her, and if folks wanna play too rough with her, well, I'll be running Defence for her...so you…"
"Perth could give us an assurance that they would not target our players for 27...but we know what that assurance would be worth....but they will probably just offer us Ray Stone back.
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"Fuck Yeah Mr Turner...he didn't have to come out in the media and loudly state that but he did...“That is absolute bullshit" is pretty unequivocal. "That's a lie" pins it right on their chest.
This is a righteous fight with an outcome that will…"
This is a righteous fight with an outcome that will…"
"Leave the poor girl alone Randolph, you woke her up !"
"One thing i will say is Melbourne were confident and keen to get Fa'asuamaleaui and Bai. They are getting neither. Hannay making a difference re-signing them."
"I like this Daz, and gives me some better hope. Really don't want anything to take away from how well our club looks right now. Focus and team harmony comes across as sensational, the top to bottom inclusion and all on the same page is nearly like…"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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SMH Report: Storm, Raiders & Perth Allegedly All Interested In Signing Lomax
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/factually-incorrect-raiders-deny-interest-in-lomax-after-courtroom-claim-20260206-p5o042.htmlCanberra has vehemently denied expressing any interest in Zac Lomax after it was alleged in court that his lawyer had…
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Peter V’landys MIA: How the Lomax Affair Exposed Cracks at HQ
“You talk tough. Ten-year bans. Is that still how you stand?” Danny Weidler asked Peter V’landys on Nine, the day after Zac Lomax was conditionally released by the Parramatta Eels on 16 November 2025. “Absolutely,” V’landys replied. “I have to act…
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Steven Nunn extended to NRL squad for 2027
Parramatta Eels SG Ball Prop Steven Nunn has extended his stay with the club. This is great news with the likes of Talagi, Koina, Polley and Popo also signed as middles of the…
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1986 A great memory
A mate of mine took an old shield for an aged effect, painted this and gifted it to me today. A great memory from a great time in Eels history. Thought I would share.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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