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"Uele better players out there. Some of these players named probably want to much money."
"Carrigan expressed interest in PNG with the tax free dollars. He has a premiership now, so maybe he is content chasing the cash and good on him. Not saying he wont want to win, more so he is happy to go to an expansion team for great money and…"
"You keep going back to my age and job instead of the actual point, and you seem to comment on everything I say. If experience is meant to make you wiser, it should show in consistency and I’ve already pointed out where that’s lacking. I’m just…"
"Almost everyone here hated on the idea"
"He is Brad Arthurs cousin...oh wait BA left, we can't blame him anymore..."
"I don't know how the majority came to that conclusion, based on what exactly?. A one year deal was a terrible decision for one and he was unproven at first grade level with only a few first grade games in a fantastic system that has a history of…"
"Is a coach good or great based upon his roster or based upon taking whatever roster he has and being continually competitive and winning more than losing"
"Not sure about their theory on Pezet. The Majority of people even Eels supporters thought Pezet was a good signing. "
"So who is the s&c who has our boys reaching for the Ventolin after 8min? We know we don't have the talent and one way to compensate is with fitness levels. How did we bugger this up?
His resume seems to be hot garbage...wonder if he's mates with…"
His resume seems to be hot garbage...wonder if he's mates with…"
"After disaster you get destiny!...and it often arrives unlubed"
"No one expects Parra to win this weekend but gees I hope they put up a decent fight. Surely if Dogs put on another 40+ score line, Sam Moa and the other fitness/conditioning coaching staff must all get the sack.
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"Anyone/ "Someone with a cooler head".....don't make judgements about things you don't understand!
Don't let the children select the "class captain" popularity is the worst judge! If you feel too young and inexperienced to make that decision ask…"
Don't let the children select the "class captain" popularity is the worst judge! If you feel too young and inexperienced to make that decision ask…"
"There is real danger in buying plodders like Uele mid season. Panic signings destroy your cap"
"Carrigan is a very smart man and a natural leader, I doubt he would come to a side like Parra given his long Bronco's heritage. I dont think you will see him but the perfect model to do our needed job just the same.
One thing I don't rate is…"
One thing I don't rate is…"
"We aren't looking is the issue there was an u/18s world 7s tournament here in NZ 2 months ago do we have scouts actively combing tournaments like this I don't know I doubt it though.
Theres the world 7s circuit are we actively looking there I doubt…"
Theres the world 7s circuit are we actively looking there I doubt…"
"He's just jealous, in playing terms, Brett was a 9/10 while Phil was a 5/10 at best."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Brett Kenny on 100% Footy
I don't usually watch 100% Footy, but heard Bert was on there tonight so tuned in, didn't miss much if you didn't watch, just some highlights of the 86 GF and a little bit about this coming Sundays game vs Dogs and they will all be there to watch…
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Marata Niukore officially a Newcastle Knight from 2027.
https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-2026-marata-niukore-signs-with-the-newcastle-knights-jacob-preston-pushes-for-state-of-origin-debut/news-story/7c69212e125e2b15aaa408dd2f828cb7?fbclid=IwY2xjawRJRCtleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFZOHFFTXR…
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The injury ward
Given the raft of injuries across first grade I thought it best to collate it all together to see where we currently sit. Have sorted it into positions. 1. Iongi 2. Twidle 3. Russell (maybe back this week) 4. Samrani 5. Simonsson 6. Pezet 7. (Moses…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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