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"Williams at his best last year was on the right"
"Keaon is not backflipping from that Dragons deal. It's 1.2 million over 5 years he isn't getting from anyother club "
"Welcome Parra Jayden and Isaac Tago"
"That's an interesting thought EA. I gathered him on the right but at the same time Williams is a fine defender but has lapses in him so would Su'A be better for a rookie 6?"
"Yeah there was reports he & Su'a wanted to play together, which was the reason Kaeon went to the Dragons.
Let's be honest, it was probably more the 1mil per season for 5 years - but, with the Dragons predicament, if there is any hope of him…"
Let's be honest, it was probably more the 1mil per season for 5 years - but, with the Dragons predicament, if there is any hope of him…"
"Isaiah Iongi
Jack Bostock*
Will Penisini
Izack Tago*
Josh Addo Carr
Lorenzo Talataina
Mitchell Moses
Sam Tuivaiti
Ryley Smith
Jack Williams
Kitione Kautoga
Jaydn Su’A*
J’maine Hopgood
14. Tallyn Da Silva
15. Dylan Walker
16.…"
Jack Bostock*
Will Penisini
Izack Tago*
Josh Addo Carr
Lorenzo Talataina
Mitchell Moses
Sam Tuivaiti
Ryley Smith
Jack Williams
Kitione Kautoga
Jaydn Su’A*
J’maine Hopgood
14. Tallyn Da Silva
15. Dylan Walker
16.…"
"Just hoping he black flips cause Sua was a big reason he joined them. So only a very low chance that he leaves them lol "
"Yes as long as he keeps developing the way he is. It would be nice for him to have decent players to play alongside in cup for his development but injuries haven't helped."
"You do realise that Burton had like 4 try assists last season in a team that finished 3rd. Imagine how much of a fit your going to throw when he plays for us. "
"What's all this talk of getting kaeon?, didn't he just sign a long term contract with the dragons?, what am I missing?."
"Twidle is gone, Papalii is a reserve grader at best. Chuck Burton a offer he can't refuse. "
"Chuck Burton a offer he can't refuse put him next to Mitch in the 6 jumper. "
"Let's dive a little deeper into your take, firstly I don't believe front loading is as prevalent in the nrl as we might think, the nrl would have final say on the amounts you could front load but let's assume there at least some front loading…"
"Need some backs and decent coach "
"Now two new centres in Tago and Xerri. Trade Penesini and Kelly if we have to.
Push for Loko Tonga
Try and give Twidle or Papalii a go in 5/8
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Push for Loko Tonga
Try and give Twidle or Papalii a go in 5/8
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"Get Kolo and Loko. Give them JDB back lol. Moretti, Mataele, Tuilagi, Papalii, etc"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Jaydn Su’A Commits to Parramatta Eels (Official Club Statement)
The Parramatta Eels are excited to announce that Jaydn Su'A has agreed to join the club on a three-year contract commencing in the 2027 season and running through to the end of 2029.A powerful and hard-running backrower, Su’A brings a wealth of…
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Are the Dragons saving us from wooden spoon?
I have seen our upcoming schedule cannot see us win next 8 weeks . Hoping that Dragons can remain bad save us from wooden spoon. Just the injuries are too much to handle . Guess FIFA world cup be on even not soccer fan have something to watch other…
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Our Dream 2027 team
If O'neill can land most of this team, he'll be known as the next Frank Ponessi1. Iongi 2. Jenkins 3. Xerri4. Tago - most likely signing 5. Fox6. Purdue 7. Moses8. Sam Tuivaiti. Extension now9. Smith 10 ???11 Jaydn Sua signed 12. Kit kat - jury's…
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Kelma to explore other options
Personally I don't really mind this..his a rocks and diamonds player.Liability in defence and to many errors a game.Just a backup player at best.with sua taking his spot this is what our 27 side will prob look like before future signings and what we…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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