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"Thanks for that clip Pato.....wasn't he something"
"There's never been a more influential winger, the best I've seen too"
"Now that's very very cool😂"
"Oh jeez, I wonder who the 4 year old is?"
"He's done it again, this is hilarious. "
"I thought Iongi born raised in Herstn Queensland somthing like that .May born Blacktown raised in Mt Druitt first played Minchinbury jets first played juniors for Roosters maybe wrong but think it's right "
"That's hilarious !!!!!"
"Tell you what there's some talent running round outside back wise in Super Rugby right now that I think would be great league converts Leroy Carter Caleb Tungitau Leicester Fa'iangunuku Kyren Taumoefolau Jacob Ratumaitavuki-Kneepkens all these guys…"
"I still think Semi is the best winger I've ever seen. He was the perfect mix of speed, power, and footy instincts, some of the stuff he pulled off was insane."
"Where do you see Koina ending up if he makes it? Lock or 2nd row? What current player in the NRL would you compare him to?"
"Hmm, carrying on from old favourites in Nrown and Drown, how about T-Crown?"
"To me, Talagi seems sluggish. Has those slow muscles like his brother. Hopefully other parts of his game will develop and make up for it. Still only young though...
This TC Brown is a real goer. Looks to have a huge motor and always looking for some…"
This TC Brown is a real goer. Looks to have a huge motor and always looking for some…"
"I remember that 100m try v souths in 2016 what a machine. Its funny whenever we unearth a talent they usually don't stay that long"
"Maybe the boys were riding the same bike.
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Recalling our favourite Fijiean Starschrist
Semi and Maiko, they made their mark at Parra and we were thrilled.Semi came up from our juniors and to me at least, was unheralded. But not for long as his talent shone from day one.He scored try after try and displayed a footy brain not often seen…
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Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that rising talent Teancum Brown has been upgraded to a development contract for the 2026 season, and an NRL contract extension for the 2027 and 2028 seasons. Brown joined the Eels in 2024 in the Club’s…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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