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"Nothing is a done deal these days even when it's a done deal"
"meh beggers cant be choosers .....love to see the eels hieracy if we actually sign him .........
"Our elite recrutment team has done it again to get this sought after player that other clubs wished that could sign....."
Im quite surprised maybe the…"
"Our elite recrutment team has done it again to get this sought after player that other clubs wished that could sign....."
Im quite surprised maybe the…"
"They can have Matto and JDB back if they'd like to release him early😁"
"What happens if araz scores 3 tries, runs for over 200m with 10 tackle busts ?"
"Be great if we also get him early! Straight in to protect moses!"
"Its a done deal to be announced next week "
"Jarryd hayne taking the piss saying su'a is to young for the eels to consider"
"This pushes Williams back to the middle and strengthens that"
"EA, if I'd seen any deficiences in his defense I'd mention it, for sure. But I haven't. What I do see is a natural ball-player who leads and inspires and I'm sold! Time will tell."
"His transition to the wing actually started last year in schoolboy footy. Had a great league carnival."
"Bloomfield's attack this year has genuinely been elite. He struggled last year at centre in HM even though he was one of our best players in 2024 HM at fullback. He transition to the wing this year and wow he has improved. His aerial ability this…"
"Exactly I said in 2 years ago. Such Kolomantangi vibes. He isn't a tackle breaker but he has a good enough motor and leg drive to earn plenty of meters through the middle. I think they will start the transition into the middle next year when Latu…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Here’s hoping.
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CW9nkELP2/?mibextid=wwXIfrJadyn Su'a for 3 years
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Just Our Luck
We get Bulldogs as soon as they hit form with Leo Thompson returning. Knowing our luck we have 3 more injuries after the Titans.
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Ryles coaching
There has been a lot of comments about Ryles coaching especially after the big losses to Penrith and Storm and now after Tigers. Funny that they weren't there after our wins but that is a different discussion.Here is a good example of good…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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