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"More than ever we fans must stand in solidarity with the board on this matter. Can we trust Vlandys on this matter to be equitable? His comments are dubious."
"Good outline here HOE; what will be interesting is the texts / ph calls and records of them.
To me PVL has shown himself to be a puppy dog for the bigger teams and his 'mental health' call is classical. Lomax' mental state seemed ok when he left…"
To me PVL has shown himself to be a puppy dog for the bigger teams and his 'mental health' call is classical. Lomax' mental state seemed ok when he left…"
Trials always present the double edged sword of fans getting excited that footy is finally returning, while trying to hold back on any bold predictions given the chopping and changing that occurs at this time of year.
Parramatta fielded a mix of…
Parramatta fielded a mix of…
"Mannah-Brow, great to see you.
Good question. I'm not sure. Has a mental health assessment been made or is V'landy's offering a strong personal opinion?
On 24 December 2025, Storm and Lomax reached a non-binding agreement for 2026. But the exact…"
Good question. I'm not sure. Has a mental health assessment been made or is V'landy's offering a strong personal opinion?
On 24 December 2025, Storm and Lomax reached a non-binding agreement for 2026. But the exact…"
"Latu is dev this year and top 30 next year.
But I do agree that the RR team have to chose between juniors and exisiting players in the near future."
But I do agree that the RR team have to chose between juniors and exisiting players in the near future."
"Again this is the making of the club we don't want easy choices talent wise we want to make JRs decisions as tough as possible.
As an example Saxon Pryke I see a lot of Jmaine Hopgood in the way he plays similar sized player but may need another…"
As an example Saxon Pryke I see a lot of Jmaine Hopgood in the way he plays similar sized player but may need another…"
"Agree with the "cohesion" comment. Watching at Hensen Park, I was impressed by how sharp we looked; when the Eels had the ball the Sharks were backpedaling and, when defending, our our line speed was pressuring the Sharks.
And it was constant, same…"
And it was constant, same…"
"I think this could be good for our court matter.
These comments from V'landys and the NRL that follow on from the text message from the Storm to the NRL to 'apply the blowtorch' give weight to the inference that this is exactly what the NRL are…"
These comments from V'landys and the NRL that follow on from the text message from the Storm to the NRL to 'apply the blowtorch' give weight to the inference that this is exactly what the NRL are…"
"Exactly how we want it now we just have to have that sought of competition in the outside backs.
This is what protects us from the salary cap and all we have to do is keep the correct players.That's the key.
Continue stacking the talent."
This is what protects us from the salary cap and all we have to do is keep the correct players.That's the key.
Continue stacking the talent."
"If this is the angle being taken Lomax needs to undergo the appropriate forms of assessment. If proven to be legitimate, he may not be fit to play for any club at this point in time."
"Penisini was good, his attack had purpose with each carry. Saying he played like a rookie? Come on.
Do not tell me to calm down mate. "
Do not tell me to calm down mate. "
"The Vlandys support of Lomax continues with a release today, commenting that the current actions are affecting Lomax's mental health. Mental health is a serious issue and should not be used as an argument to change the public discussion and position…"
"Good to see some Russell love, but it was only a trial game against an ordinary Cronulla reserve grade side. Russell probably had the most first-grade experience of anyone out there. Let's see how the next six months pan out."
"We had a decent hit out, in saying that the sharks didn't throw to much at us.
i thought T Brown looks really good, maybe a debut this year.
Pryke looked good, except for he's hands
twiddle and Lorenzo looked pretty solid as well.
our juniors are…"
i thought T Brown looks really good, maybe a debut this year.
Pryke looked good, except for he's hands
twiddle and Lorenzo looked pretty solid as well.
our juniors are…"
"More positive this year I didn't too much care for the score but I can see more connection defensively I can see inside pressure.I can see a lower error count I can see more physicality from our middles with and without the ball.I can also see with…"
"I can recall some time ago an entire blog dedicated to saying how shit Russell is and that he isn't nrl standard. Look at him now, I said the exact same thing after he signed with Perth that he is the one player who would have been nice to hang on…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Ryles 2.0: 2026 gets off to a bright start in Eels trial
Trials always present the double edged sword of fans getting excited that footy is finally returning, while trying to hold back on any bold predictions given the chopping and changing that occurs at this time of year. Parramatta fielded a mix of…
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V'Landys on Hello Sport
Happy Monday, if anyone wants a good laugh to start their week, skip to 32:50 mark and listen to this f***wit talk. It is laughable seriously. Claiming the offer of $300k was a great deal and we can put that into our junior system. But said we can…
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Picking Up Where We Left Off?
Obviously, it’s only a trial. Other than reviving Henson Park, at best it's test of whether juniors' physicality is up to the task. We passed that test. Perhaps, there were symptoms of something else. We seemed to have picked up where we left off at…
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Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
Where is the game day blog.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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