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"I won't comment much on the JF trial. I see Sorovi is there. I won't watch the nsw cup trial. "
"Eels were not even close to their best "
"And I jinxed him. He doesn't convert the last try."
"Eels score through Bloomfield. Famui with a great run and offload and Howlett basketball pass over the top for Bloomfield to score"
"eels🤦🏽♂️ off the play the ball eels get tackled and get penalised for throwing the marker away lol. Sharks score on the right later in the set "
"Sharks put a kick up. Rokusuka lets it bounce. Sharks winger gets the ball and burns Rokusuka. But here comes Davis. David shows his blistering speed to tackle the winger into touch just before he grounds the ball"
"Sharks are chasing the points. On the last they try keep it alive. They throw a offload out the back which is picked up by Koina who finds Bloomfield. He shows great speed to run 50m and score under the posts. 36-12. Fletcher kicked all his goals…"
"After a very sloppy passage of the game eels score. Nice little chip over the defensive line from Davis. Howlett juggles the ball to score. Ref deems he gathered the ball cleanly before grounded. Following set eels roll 100m. Sharks on their feet.…"
"Eels in good ball. Bamblett gets it at first receiver and plays an inside ball to Davis. The speed and the agility!!! In one step he beats two defenders and slices through the defence. He then shows his acceleration to get to the try line before any…"
"And it keeps continuing. Sharks get a penalty and take the 2 before HT. 12-12 at HT. Eels should have not been at the position. They dropped the ball of a scrum on play 1. Pritchard is having a poor game. He has also thrown a ball into touch on the…"
"Quality of this game has been so shit. Errors after errors or penalties "
"Now sharks turn lol. Eels get the ball in good zone. On the last they shift right. 3 on 3. Davis uses his speed to attack the centr and create a 2v1. He plays short to Howlett who scores running the gap between centre and winger. "
"The sloppy continues. Naeur drops the ball in the set after kick off. He really has this in his game. Sharks get a line drop out during the set. The shot drop off goes out on a full. Sharks then score from diving over at dummy half as Davis and…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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MOSES CONFIRMS ALLEGIANCE AHEAD OF WORLD CUP
Parramatta Eels and NSW Blues star halfback Mitchell Moses has indicated his allegiance ahead of the upcoming World Cup, hinting at a potential switch in his international career. Moses, who was part of the recent Ashes tour but did not take the…
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In Solidarity & With Pride
I have been a Parramatta Eels supporter for over 50 yrs now. As long as I can remember. I can't even say that I chose this. My mother christened me into this Tribe, for better or worse. I saw our Premiership wins. I thought more would follow, but…
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CONFIRMED: Storm asked NRL to bully Eels into Lomax deal
Explosive courtroom documents obtained by The Sydney Morning Herald has revealed that the Melbourne Storm asked the NRL to "apply the blow torch" to Parramatta to release Zac Lomax. A slew of documents released in the Supreme Court revealed that…
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GOOSEBUMPS!! Fire up Blue and Gold Fans
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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