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"Not much to like about our chances of keeping Knights under 50. "
"Hes a great coach with the worst roster and he still gets them up for games, he's beaten quality sides that some sides struggle to play. Give him a world class roster he'd be playing finals every year, but the front give him ron massey cup roster."
"It's just how they have done the presentation. Nothing to see here."
"Can we stop being so dramatic. Paulo has one year left at most he ain't going anywhere. I highly doubt Ryles leaves unless it is for Melbourne and even then unlikely to relocate. Fox wont go. Moses is the only one who could ask to get out.…"
"Not sure if you are or not. All i know, based on information given, was that Ryles pulled out due to Dragons getting involved in who he hired as assistants and their say on recruitment. He also wanted a 5 year deal and they were only going to go…"
"I was being sarcastic."
"I reckon if we don't sign Burton and some other elite talent i think Ryles, Fox and Moses also paulo walk. The people at front office doing this club no favours at all."
"Have they switched Tuilagi and Kautoga sides? I wonder if it is to try them with different defensive supports, because both have been weak links but Tuilagi especially. Maybe JAC can tidy up when he lets 3 or 4 line breaks go past him.
What sides…"
What sides…"
"Some journo said it after bellamy stayed on as storm coach and parra became available. More or less he didn't want to miss out on this opportunity.i believe ryles did at first agree to coach saints but backed out thinking he would get the storm gig.…"
"I hope so as well. If not then yeah go for your life in knocking them as you can't defend it."
"Where did he say he regretted it? I saw an article saying he had no regrets at all declining St. George Illawarra.
He left them at the alter as they wouldn't let him have his own people in charge. Plus, yes they have good signings but are still a…"
He left them at the alter as they wouldn't let him have his own people in charge. Plus, yes they have good signings but are still a…"
"There is plenty of quality players able to negotiate on November 1st. The new teams and new broadcast deal being negotiated mean the really good players and agents held off on signing as values will go up. I know Parra like every other club have…"
"Might be a deal with Burton or Xerri. Lose tuivati gain a dog or 2."
"EA I haven't heard you mention Famui that much. Seems his highly rated."
"We ended the year in 2026 putting 60 on knights. Expect them to return the favour this week. "
"It has to be brought up. It forms part of the context around why I support them."
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Cowboys rumoured signings
With the news the cowboys are looking to sign ramien and katoa, how can it be that every club is looking to, and actually executing signings and the eels have zero. I just can't for the life of me understand what's going on.Is it a case we have a…
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Injury Report Round 13
Looks like Simmonson will return this year, have lost Paulo for 8 weeks. Penisni for another 8-10 weeks and Moses is TBCInjury Report:Simmo - Round 23Will - Round 21-23Paulo - Round 21Mitch - TBCR Penisni - To return next weekFletcher & Tago - Round…
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Round 13 Team List v Newcastle Knights
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Brian Kelly3. Jordan Samrani4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Joash Papaili7. Ronald Volkman8. Luca Moretti9. Tallyn Da Silva10. Jack Williams (c)11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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Daley “Moses injury is so minor he could probably play for Parra this weekend”
So basically it looks like maybe the eels and Moses have decided to pull him out of the game. It's more a tightness in the hamstring and playing it safe.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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