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"Yeah Freddie Mercury was very average."
"Adam it's actually worrying. This blog would have been prime Chief. "
"Tin Tim .....maybe TT you should ask the question why is that so.
Standing back and being critical in most of your commentary is customary of late from you.
Try to learn something about being objective with reason, otherwise you are just another…"
Standing back and being critical in most of your commentary is customary of late from you.
Try to learn something about being objective with reason, otherwise you are just another…"
"Closing in on 48 hours, time to lodge a missing person report."
""As long as we have fans giving our head office a pass mark we will continue to be irrelevant "
What constitutes relevance when you are not qualified to make such a judgement. Your comment is not arbitrary and only has relevance if you are empowered…"
What constitutes relevance when you are not qualified to make such a judgement. Your comment is not arbitrary and only has relevance if you are empowered…"
"I was expecting it honestly if it was the other way I'd of blown up lol"
"I was great to see the determination from the boys, especially when Canberra started to come back. We lose that game just a few weeks ago.
Canberra very nearly won that game though, and they were dreadful. Lots of work still to do, but at least…"
Canberra very nearly won that game though, and they were dreadful. Lots of work still to do, but at least…"
"That's what I was thinking. Last night I saw something of modern middle forward in how he attacked and carried the ball. Still probably off the bench though."
"Going on my previous post.
We lead 3/4 categories in negative plays.This might improve as our younger players get better but wont change drasically until we sign QUALITY and not bums left by the bins by other clubs."
We lead 3/4 categories in negative plays.This might improve as our younger players get better but wont change drasically until we sign QUALITY and not bums left by the bins by other clubs."
"There was a play, I think Eels last set close to Raiders line where Tapine was so far offside, he was almost with the Eels attack - it was blantantly obvious yet they refused to call anything"
"like many have mentioned the grit and ruck control were the highlight for me the compressed middle and discipline on the edge were definite standouts and a much deserved result for the grit on display.
The errors have been there since day 1 of this…"
The errors have been there since day 1 of this…"
"It's a joke. It's obvious who the refs want to win. With no 6 agains, the ref is basically saying that the Raiders were always back 10 and markers were square every single ruck for 80 minutes "
"I love Volkman's demeanour, he is so calm and level no matter what is going on in the game - at least that's how he appears on the outside. Moses doesn't do a good job of hiding his emotions and I believe it has an effect on those around him. I…"
"So happy for the win. They have played their guts out vs Knights, Dogs and Raiders so we deserved a win.
There is a lack of quality and playing their guts out won't save us when we can't complete sets because of park footy knock- ons.
We desperately…"
There is a lack of quality and playing their guts out won't save us when we can't complete sets because of park footy knock- ons.
We desperately…"
"He is a space cadet. Ryley gives us so much more."
"All the arguments and negativity....apologies guys what a WIN GO PARRA ....one thing we may fight and disagree a great night"
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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DISGRACEFUL REFEREEING AGAIN!!!
I think it's fair to say the NRL has it in for us.No 6 agains for the Eels every game.This game with a few minutes to go, the ref clearly calls the marker not square on a delayed call, the Eels challenge and he says you can't challenge, it was a 10m…
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Should we keep Kelma?
Unsure on his contract status but he's a damaging ball carrier lol. At worst he could come off our bench for punch
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3,2,1
3. Iongi That was a deadset 10/10 performance 2. Kit Kat run great lines and was physical 1. couldn't choose between Williams and Kelma. Kelma ran hard all night
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Game Day Blog R15 v Raiders: Response or Reward? (W15-12, Gritty)
Besides pride and bragging rights, the R.S. Cup is at Stake. Both met at Parramatta once in a blue moon. Twice in a decade. This is one to frame. Both are struggling. One win separates them. The Raiders have won two of their last five. The Eels…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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