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"Was the answer something along the lines of, we can make 1+1 equal whatever you want it too?
My kind of slippery, HOE.
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My kind of slippery, HOE.
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"Who's the football manager at that point 👉 "
"HOE, possibly correct, but if Newcastle can sign Dylan Brown & Ponga on record deals, I feel there's a way.
Haha... I bet that kept a lot of accountants up at night.
Ha...I said 1.1m/1.2m to keep Dylan, HOE. Not 1m... Your numbers are very slippery…"
Haha... I bet that kept a lot of accountants up at night.
Ha...I said 1.1m/1.2m to keep Dylan, HOE. Not 1m... Your numbers are very slippery…"
"Absolutely, NOS.
There could be other areas in the cap that could offset the red hole. But I'm just talking about the specifics of the deal. The maths don't add up. Definitely sackable. On thin ice.
A dear friend and late architect I worked with for…"
There could be other areas in the cap that could offset the red hole. But I'm just talking about the specifics of the deal. The maths don't add up. Definitely sackable. On thin ice.
A dear friend and late architect I worked with for…"
"Sometimes I'm just wishing on dreams"
"Just wanted to take the opportunity reminisce about Red Baron sauce lol. "
"I agree. BUt Yeah I'd rather Moses stays with us."
"Coryn, with Katoa, paying 1.3/1.4m on the cap with some juicy TPA's would be worth every cent, imo.
Save money on the workers, the forwards, the ones who aren't blessed with endless talent and will give you 110% every week. The Jack Williams, Dylan…"
Save money on the workers, the forwards, the ones who aren't blessed with endless talent and will give you 110% every week. The Jack Williams, Dylan…"
"Manly have been punished losing koula for 2 games"
"Except, we lost Dylan Brown (950k/1m) & Lomax (650k/700k) and replaced them two players who should be on 600k combined? There should be 1m in our bank just there, and going off what Ryles has mentioned, money doesn't seem to be the issue?
Haha I…"
Haha I…"
"Great show feat Billy Bob's deadset stone-cold hottie of a daughter (loved the home scenes with the scantily clad spunk making the boys shuffle-round with their hands in their pockets)... and the picturesque vista's of the Permian Basin
Just…"
Just…"
"Coryn, you're probably on the money, tbh.
$1.5m for 10.
We're all Mad here and it's always tea time.
Mr Brown. Mr O'Sullivan. Eat your heart out.
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$1.5m for 10.
We're all Mad here and it's always tea time.
Mr Brown. Mr O'Sullivan. Eat your heart out.
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"We'll need an audit then, NOS, lol.
My faux tissue-paper guesstimates, done in my head, reckons losing Moses ($1.25m), Matto (650-700K) and a trimmed Junior (save 300-400K) wouldn't cover Whyte (800K), Katoa ($1.35m) and McLean (700K).
We'd be…"
My faux tissue-paper guesstimates, done in my head, reckons losing Moses ($1.25m), Matto (650-700K) and a trimmed Junior (save 300-400K) wouldn't cover Whyte (800K), Katoa ($1.35m) and McLean (700K).
We'd be…"
"To get Katoa it's 1.5 mill per season paying market values not doing it you have to put all the chips in the middle and make him the richest offer in nrl history to move him.1.2-1.3 isn't enough.That's what it cost to move DB if you want Katoa to be…"
"Or maybe you're just as crazy, Meelky?? Hey??
But yep, exactly.
Currently, we are trying to buy in on companies that have already run - mid season purchases, 12month contracts, players out of favour - they might help you win more games, be more…"
But yep, exactly.
Currently, we are trying to buy in on companies that have already run - mid season purchases, 12month contracts, players out of favour - they might help you win more games, be more…"
Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Does ponga now miss weeks?
Will eels benefit from that terrible organ call, with a send off, does he miss the weekends game?
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Podcast Debate: Have Your Say
Some fans want major changes and sackings at the club. Some want minor changes. Others think the club needs stability and patience. And some, like me, are strongly against calls to sack people like Jim Sarantinos and want to leave club decisions to…
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Which players would you target as a value investment?
Which players in the NRL do you see as being a value investment that you would like to see Parramatta sign? Often when we discuss player signings, we talk about a player's rumoured market price and their current form. Is that how we should be…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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