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" CMC, Brock Purdy, George Kittle, Trent Williams, Mike Evans and many more in that niners side is like watching Broncos when they were stacked."
"You don't get the fans you want...You get the fans you got.
We are damaged and we are starving.
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We are damaged and we are starving.
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"Not sure what those figures were based on. The only clubs with bigger attendances are mostly 1 team cities like Brisbane etc. With a population of around 300,000, the greater Parramatta area is much smaller than those cities. "
"$30 cup of beer, not sure if he meant $30 US or aus."
"Depends on his physical development. Currently struggles in contact in defence and cannot bend the line due to his physical abilities. If he gains more leg speed and power he will be an NRL 13."
"Yeah that's my view for now but he can develop into an NRL 13. "
"Agree should have been at 6 at Start of the year"
"You don't blood players when the team is ravaged by injuries. You blood them when you are at, or near, full strength. It would be football suicide to put a player like Lorenzo in expecting him to excel especially when the rest of the team is having…"
"Good for him I reckon. Good for his confidence going forward. "
"He is a talented player that's obvious only early in his career but he is a good defender I think he should be back a 6 for the eels now and should have been all year instead of persisting with turnstiles like we have he can defend and his footwork…"
"The Titans really what rivalry ? .... I guess two evenly matched teams in the NRLs eyes they dont want a blow out then again they did put 50 on us
"Tigers and Titans Heading to Vegas a pretty good sign its time to wrap the whole thing up" lol…"
"Tigers and Titans Heading to Vegas a pretty good sign its time to wrap the whole thing up" lol…"
"If i wanted to see a giant hole i would go to Shark Park....yeah, I hear 'ya....their female fans can be quite the sluts"
"There are always late bloomers, most gifted players, debut earlier, good enough is old enough "
"Hoe, I heard those smelly swampy basements were previously exclusive, Northern Italian inspired, tranquil high stakes gaming lounges before Mark O’Neill took over as Executive General Manager "
"Should be starting Mataele against the Knights he has been strong the past 3 games and very effective in defence also put Brown on the bench to replace him "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Joash invited to train with blues 2026
Thoughts on this guys? Anyone have an idea on how much this impacts a player's development? Should be good for him just to be around that level of talent
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Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/05/20/parramatta-eels-locked-in-for-vegas-in-2027/
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Junior Paulo Injury
We all knew Paulo had been battling with a knee injury. So he will be havng a clean out which will keep him out for a month. Expected return date round 17.
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Positivity rather than delusionment about how we can go about things better, for all we know there maybe a bigger plan in the pipeline
Priceforever made a post on a blog about Parramatta attractiveness as a district and location for players to come to and also referenced our lack of recognition of TPA's.I believe he raises some good points and this as a discussion on alternatives…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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