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"So I'm assuming from the comments on here that no one has experienced anything UAP related themselves "
"Well that's impossible , we are all going to die from climate change . "
"You having seen an alien riding a dragon isn't something you can prove any more than you can prove you saw a dog at the park, HOE. These are experiential claims, and therefore in the realm of the supernatural.
Perhaps if you wore a GoPro everywhere,…"
Perhaps if you wore a GoPro everywhere,…"
"The Europe qualifying is insane mate; v hard to make it through. The Turks are good and our goalie saved us i feel - the possesion was insane against and we scored two goals from some sharp passing and scoring.
I feel the Spanish / Frence / Krauts…"
I feel the Spanish / Frence / Krauts…"
"They'd have a PlayStation 200 and be up to Skitz Mix 5075 by now .
Wonder if they got another season of Mr Inbetween by now. "
Wonder if they got another season of Mr Inbetween by now. "
"I'm only playing catch up at the moment , didn't even realise that Italy were out again as I've stated above . It's a bit hollow without them .
but moving along , you may be correct , the Yanks have certainly knuckled down in the Soccer dept since…"
but moving along , you may be correct , the Yanks have certainly knuckled down in the Soccer dept since…"
"Everything has to come from somewhere , so where did the very first thing , whether that be an explosion or a magical being come from ?
it's a bigger mystery then trying to find out where those who complained relentlessly until people got banned…"
it's a bigger mystery then trying to find out where those who complained relentlessly until people got banned…"
"Hey Wiz, love the football world cup and the crowd scenes too; I have to some of the most beautiful real women you could see.
Germans will always be strong; but Spain was one of my top 4 beforehand and still can be.
The Aussies for me have a danger…"
Germans will always be strong; but Spain was one of my top 4 beforehand and still can be.
The Aussies for me have a danger…"
"No Italy yet again is crazy . Any Italians care to share their thoughts as to how and why Italy have sunken to such a disappointing result the last few WCs ?
World cups without a good Italian team is a poorer event . "
World cups without a good Italian team is a poorer event . "
"Are aliens from outer space or are they future humans time travelling 🤔 "
"The vastness of space is mindboggling and so is the vastness of time. If an intelligent civilisation is say 5000 years more advanced then us ( a mere blink in time) then who knows what technologies it might develop.
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"The Fermi Paradox, I couldn't remember the name of it. That's what kind of convinced me that there is nothing out there that is hugely more developed than us."
"lol true ....maybe we have been burnt too may times about rapping the series up in two....we have lost our interest"
"The Fermi Paradox and the absolute vastness of Space I think sways me to think there may be noone but us or at the very most, there is and we will be extinct before it is proven....
Religion is hope I guess. I dont mind HEYZEUS"
Religion is hope I guess. I dont mind HEYZEUS"
"Yeah 3P wasn't our proudest moment as a club that's for sure. Sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom before you get help.
They were so bad. Almost funny levels of bad. But without their incompetence we may still have the flawed club structure and…"
They were so bad. Almost funny levels of bad. But without their incompetence we may still have the flawed club structure and…"
World Cup Blog
So ... how far can we go ?We should beat the Yanks , then what ? Go Germany 🇩🇪 talented team and with the right bounce of the balls or rub of the pitch could be a genuine Smokey .
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Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Disclosure Day
What would you think if definitive proof of alien life emerged? Would it consign all religious thought to, as Mark Twain once predicted, the fate of a stuffed ornament in museums? How would suggestive confirmation of the principles of uniformity and…
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U19 origin
Looks like bamblett has been called in to the blues side at 18 man with Rex falling out and possibly will be named to start come game day. We now have 4 players in the squads in Bamblett, Petrus, Ryda and Koina. Is this our best rookie class in a…
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Denis Fitzgerald (AKA The Emperor) enjoys a fortified
Former controversial Eels CEO made The Australian's league wrap over the weekend. Yet another dig at the club's lack of success since he was…
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Rumour: Kodi nikorina to super league
Not sure if confirmed, but an interview with his brother has suggested it. Would he have been someone we were talking too?
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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