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"Ohh I should mention that the only way to overcome the location issue is to focus on locals, kind of negates that problem. Which is what we are doing in our plan going forward."
"I just don't see it as a failure on our part (particularly a R and R personnel issue) when a player signs with another club. We are swimming against the tide in terms of external recruitment, a hard sell. Geography plays a massive part in my view…"
"Annesley used to do a weekly 45-60 min discussion. We have to wonder why V'Landys nixed that?"
"Nice sarcasm, re: AI use, Poppa. Though as an aside, I had looked at some media discussion of the incident and while a few raised doubts about Gough's performance, the 'held' call issue was taken at face value. So I wondered from where is that…"
"Adam,
The thing we are missing here is even if the club who hold the purse strings decided to sack MON/R&R, so we didn't have to ever recruit Dylan Walker, Jack Williams, Iongi, or Ryley Smith types ever again, the club has to continue in…"
The thing we are missing here is even if the club who hold the purse strings decided to sack MON/R&R, so we didn't have to ever recruit Dylan Walker, Jack Williams, Iongi, or Ryley Smith types ever again, the club has to continue in…"
"Why do you think our front office needs improvement? Do you have any sort of proof that our front office aren't performing?"
"Daz, great to see you using AI.....anyway that aside, this "succumbing rule" intrigues me somewhat. It seems to me that a more than reasonable share of injuries are occurring because of the onging "wrestle" is it not in the games and players…"
"They'd spend hours explaining all their errors"
"Bigger body, ok speed and lean. More of your Opacic type really."
"Adguard works fine for me and it's free Strange in App Store "
"Refs need to front the media like the coaches do "
"What is Nanva like"
"Hard to win when they give the referees a free licence"
"Agree Vegas is V'Landys peach pie. Doesn't benefit the Eels one bit. Tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine"
"Would an early Christmas Card suffice and a scratchy "
"Clearly shows how Gough really stuffed up. Is it honest ignorance on his part not knowing the actual tackle rule or does he consider himself that authoritarian that not one single tackle is completed in every game until a referee calls held. That is…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Gough & THAT Capt challenge
Did Gough make a mistake in the "can't Captains Challenge" incident (Williams' almost-try) with 2:56 remaining in the first half against the Tigers Round 5? Is that and other referring indiscretions - basically orchestrating thee game - why Gough…
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NRL reject dispensation
The NRL has rejected Parramatta’s request for Salary Cap Dispensation.The club has asked for dispensation following a number of injuries to top 30 players.Parra has lost 3 players for the season and others for several weeks.3 of the players lost…
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Strong rumoured loan deal happening
* the player has already been mentioned in recent articles linking him with Parramatta + id say the signing is almost certainly a back, although we have two props out for the year so maybe a middle + the rumour i heard was from a recent podcast from…
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Pezet: Hamstring 4-6 weeks
According to NRL Physio. Sad news for him personally and we wish him all the best for his recovery. It's good news for team selection.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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