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"Even the tackles are a grey area. Some tackles have players holding the tackled player down so their defensive line can get set and it doesn't get penalised. Other tackles the same thing does. Where is the consistency that viewers demand? The NRL…"
"Though Coryn I would argue the sport, like any, is always entertainment. You go to watch a park footy match, you are watching it for entertainment, it wasn't entertaining you wouldn't watch it.
We watch tennis as it's entertaining. Cricket the same.…"
We watch tennis as it's entertaining. Cricket the same.…"
"Yes basically holding the ball and making minimal mistakes is the way to victory. "
"Looking like fitness will be extremely important now and holding possession. I think if we're taking advantage of the new rules and winning, nobody would be worrying about rules
If Parramatta are on top, who cares
Melbourne seemed to nail…"
If Parramatta are on top, who cares
Melbourne seemed to nail…"
"Try taking that to the nrl and see how it works NoS.
The difference between this and the court case we had the rule of law on our side not a public perception hear in lies the difference.
I mentioned this last year when we went to Melbourne you have…"
The difference between this and the court case we had the rule of law on our side not a public perception hear in lies the difference.
I mentioned this last year when we went to Melbourne you have…"
"Oh we played terrible but I'll know we'll be better moving forward. This is more about the nrl as a whole. Soon they will be wearing tags and it'll be tag footy. 🤣 you can't really win the ruck or dominate that way anymore you have to tackle then…"
"Welcome to the world of entertainment this is exactly what's happend in the nfl also they've taken the physicality and down graded it with rule changes and alike.The next thing your probably going to see with head knocks coming more prevalent is…"
"To be fair, we've had one game with a new halves pairing, plus a few other new players thrown in. It's frustrating at the moment, but we are actually in a much better position in terms of depth than we have been for years. We won't see instant…"
"Not saying we didn't play bad, but if you watch most games you can see how it influences momentum and flow of a game. With little to no explanation. Of course a team is going to get blown off the park if they have to tackle 3 sets straight for a…"
"Oh dear I fear not they aren't in the same ball park this comparison."
"If we'd won on Thursday nobody would be complaining.
The worst game handling wise I've ever seen from an nrl team. A disgraceful display that Ryles needs to address.
A smaller pack like ours should take advantage of the 6 again rules as there's…"
The worst game handling wise I've ever seen from an nrl team. A disgraceful display that Ryles needs to address.
A smaller pack like ours should take advantage of the 6 again rules as there's…"
"100% has taken all the grit out of the game. It's just touch footy now and fastest to play the ball wins "
"Couldn't agree more. It's a blight on the game and needs to be rectified."
"If Ryles had the players he wanted we would have been firing on all cylinders. But since we can't sign anyone to improve the other players around them, stick around for more false flags like this."
"Troy Pezet played in the late 80s dopey. Its Jonah Pezet.
What's next, do you really think Moses parted the Red Sea ???"
What's next, do you really think Moses parted the Red Sea ???"
"Cmon brother. Do you expect us to be in the contest with that amount of handing errors
People shouldn't be talking about referees or anything else until the team fix up.the total bs we saw on Friday
Wake up to yourselves everyone who thinks…"
People shouldn't be talking about referees or anything else until the team fix up.the total bs we saw on Friday
Wake up to yourselves everyone who thinks…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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1eE Modern day Eels team: Second-row
PJ Marsh has come out of nowhere to secure the starting Hooking role for this side. With a 3 way tie for 2nd between Drew, Mahoney and Riddell.Now onto the back-row, one of them is a for gone conclusion so i am better off just putting him in now,…
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Stephen Kearney vibes from Gomer Ryles.
Assistant coach to Craig Bellemy pretty much means piss boy to the head coach. It's a little too familiar. The Storm arrogance without Uncle Craig in charge. Gomer Ryles got out in spades
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Izack Tago dropped to bench for Penrith
Are there issues at Penrith for Izack Tago? Dropped to the bench in favour of Tom Jenkins. Rumour circled that Lomax for Tago trade was sort of mentioned. Talk of wanting to play at same club as Jake. Now let's say it is true that he wants to play…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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