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"Some very good points Adam. I can assure you that I'm quite busy doing many other things in life than watching Rugby League. My point mainly from the perspective of being an Eels supporter for many decades as are many on here and elsewhere who are…"
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"As a businessman the solution seems obvious to me. You want to win a Premiership? You need to hire someone who's done that as an Administrator first and foremost. Other changes will flow from that. As you say getting the DNA right. But they won't.…"
"I use to cut hazem el masri's lawn in highland st yagoona from 09-17 before he moved to menai. Champion bloke use to gave me free tickets to kimmorleys last game at the dogs. Knew i was an eels fan but never bagged the eels told me they were great…"
"Bloody hell, still early days. We scrape ourselves off the bottom soon. We are riddled with injuries and NRL has it in for the club but f**k them, we'll be fine."
"For Christ sake I don't know why there's people on here that put themselves through all the pain and shit of being a so called parra supporter. There's 16 other clubs to pick from . Problems solved "
""There's always next year" - parramatta Eels motto. (Decade? Century?)"
"Being an Eels fan is character building if you can handle all the shit this club dishes up the rest is gravy.
I mean the idea that everyone is piling on the front office now but were quite as a mouse when the last coach was here and just moved the…"
I mean the idea that everyone is piling on the front office now but were quite as a mouse when the last coach was here and just moved the…"
"Adam a very good two cents worth anf fully agree "
"Perhaps invest your time, effort, energy and emotion into something other than what's going on with the eels.
I sense there's a lot of middle aged men on here who aren't in great shape. Start exercising, work on your diet, quit smoking, cut back on…"
I sense there's a lot of middle aged men on here who aren't in great shape. Start exercising, work on your diet, quit smoking, cut back on…"
"We do. They are injured. "
"Why Kelly, De Bellin and Pezet were signed is truly baffling and makes you wonder what type of coach Ryles is as he would have had some input into their signing. This coaching staff is a joke as is O'Neil and Jim Satantinos. They're obviously quite…"
"The Eels got ZERO from the Lomax saga "
"But we are Fuckheads. We got flogged by the Titans at home."
"Our star signing "Kelly"
our board are screwed. "
our board are screwed. "
"That's our recruitment team for you, and has been the last 3-4 years. Short on outside backs and no nothing about it bar signing the like of Morgan Harper and Brian Kelly. I don't care what anyone says we should of taken lomax back after he left and…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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What another Boring Year for Eels Fans
Towards the end of the 2025 NRL season I think a majority of Eels fans had some form of optimism for 2026 hoping it might be a possible top 8 position for the Eels. However this year has turned into one of the worst so far on record with Eels…
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Do we not have anyone better then kelly
Surely there's some young hungry kids knocking at the door for that vacant wing spot,cause how Brian Kelly is in this starting lineup baffles me.Dogs are just gonna be peppering that side all game cause Kelly dosent have the brain of a regular first…
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Experiences meeting Sporting personalities
I have done similar blogs like this in the past but with new members on here and years past there could be new stories brought to the table. Also, with the doom and gloom of the club of late, i would like to turn the attention of discussion into…
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We’re gonna get bent over
Just had a quick look at the teamlist for both teams and yeah nah it's wraps..worse foward we ve ever listed junz is playing injured same with Mitch and Ryley and fcken how many new cunts on the bench and Dylan's starting again..then you look at…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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