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"chiefu, it is just the algorithm ....If you stop seaching "hot sluts near me right now!!!" 250 times a day it will stop telling you that they are waiting for your call."
"Throwing stones at one of the most rusted on folks here eh mallee? Bold tactic for a bitchy-bumblefuck such as yourself.
Hector is a genuine good bloke known here for his humility and the fact that he is never a whiney little bitch like you on blog…"
Hector is a genuine good bloke known here for his humility and the fact that he is never a whiney little bitch like you on blog…"
"Rudolph and Suluka-Fifita?!?!?!?!?!
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"Sure you do, mr sheen"
"How?"
"Lol....now I fear going bald and falling victim to random bukkake splats...luckily i have a fine head of lovely jizz-free hair"
"It's been so long since we had a premiership and watching our 86 side celebrating 40 years through some social media posts brings back such fond memories. Sometimes i think it's worth just breaking the bank, buy 6 or 7 players on $900k - $1m and put…"
"huh...what now Queen? Which page?..Why are they being mean to us.?"
"One of the advantages of being bald 🤣"
"Dragons don't have injury concerns"
"Not in the hair...they never do"
"Referees are continually helping Penrith "
"Does anyone rate Sam Hughes off contract. Doing a job at the dogs"
"Here's hoping that Kaeon has a get out clause if Flanagan gets sacked."
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Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Another Ricky Stuart spray coming
Canberra are absolutely getting cheated by Gough and Bunker. Started with a a ridiculous no try call then Horsborough got ripped off an obvious set restarts then got penalised. Finished off with a error on Jed Stuart that should of been a strip. You…
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Jaydn Su’A Commits to Parramatta Eels (Official Club Statement)
The Parramatta Eels are excited to announce that Jaydn Su'A has agreed to join the club on a three-year contract commencing in the 2027 season and running through to the end of 2029.A powerful and hard-running backrower, Su’A brings a wealth of…
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Are the Dragons saving us from wooden spoon?
I have seen our upcoming schedule cannot see us win next 8 weeks . Hoping that Dragons can remain bad save us from wooden spoon. Just the injuries are too much to handle . Guess FIFA world cup be on even not soccer fan have something to watch other…
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Our Dream 2027 team
If O'neill can land most of this team, he'll be known as the next Frank Ponessi1. Iongi 2. Jenkins 3. Xerri4. Tago - most likely signing 5. Fox6. Purdue 7. Moses8. Sam Tuivaiti. Extension now9. Smith 10 ???11 Jaydn Sua signed 12. Kit kat - jury's…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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