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"Its not the big names we need, its the big game players that we need to get us a step closer. For me i'd recruit Tago to pair with fox, that'd be a lethal dynamic. Then maybe you'd have to look at recruiting ball speed prop like Spencer Lenui, have…"
"what about Gutherson at (1). ........it will make Chief's day if you can pull that one out of your arse.
PS Mahoney and Moses didn't get on, Brown got an offer he could not refuse and Gutho got a retirement package to take him into his…"
PS Mahoney and Moses didn't get on, Brown got an offer he could not refuse and Gutho got a retirement package to take him into his…"
"You can always knock on my door with a Pen Chiefy, who would you like my autograph made out too...... Chiefy with Cheese? or a contract with an option."
"I joked before about MON but he has made some alright signings. When he first started he made the right signings. Here is a host of signings that complimented Arthur from 2019-22.
Lane
RCG
Cartwright
Papali'i
Opacic
Matterson (to start with)
Sivo…"
Lane
RCG
Cartwright
Papali'i
Opacic
Matterson (to start with)
Sivo…"
"That's correct.
The bush coach didn't want anyone blocking boods Arthur.
Also. Jakey would be our 6 if ba wasn't still in the joint and the fans didn't stand up for the club"
The bush coach didn't want anyone blocking boods Arthur.
Also. Jakey would be our 6 if ba wasn't still in the joint and the fans didn't stand up for the club"
"Thanks LB I didn't realise they could swap positions.....I thought they had to stay in their designated square's marked on the field.....what are those squares used for if you dont stand in them?"
"Sorry, I meant talent wise, not geographically lol"
"That's a shame. I wasn't really sold on him due to his age unless he was replacing Junior or Hopgood for a year or 2 max but then this came up on my feed and he was smashing Nathan Brown.
It was when he was young but even when Brown played for us…"
It was when he was young but even when Brown played for us…"
"Mahoney one was Matt Arthur was the future."
""Would you like 5% off your shop with Woolies in this cost of living crisis?"
Agent: "That's a nice offer""
Agent: "That's a nice offer""
"He can still move Samrani onto the wing and Simonsson plays Centre. Just cause he is named there doesn't mean he plays it.
How many times did Moretti get named to start on an edge then in game Williams is on the edge and Moretti is in the middle?…"
How many times did Moretti get named to start on an edge then in game Williams is on the edge and Moretti is in the middle?…"
"Whatever happens the eels will always be the best team in the world "
"Dodged a bullet there. The last thing we need is to spend 800k for 3-4 years on an ageing forward.
Mind you, we are never going to get an instant Premiership without a sombrero. Those who think otherwise are fooling themselves. The reality is that…"
Mind you, we are never going to get an instant Premiership without a sombrero. Those who think otherwise are fooling themselves. The reality is that…"
"I agree with some of your stuff BEM, don't accept you have the answers with "with new" everything.
What I am watching for is some cohesion in our playing structure.....I fully support Ryles, I like what he is doing .......just the same I am watching…"
What I am watching for is some cohesion in our playing structure.....I fully support Ryles, I like what he is doing .......just the same I am watching…"
"Off topic a lil here but
Let's be real here
Our spine should've still been
mahoney (9)
Moses (7)
Brown (6)
RNR fkd up in a lot of different ways. "
Let's be real here
Our spine should've still been
mahoney (9)
Moses (7)
Brown (6)
RNR fkd up in a lot of different ways. "
"23 years old and played 100 games . I dont think hes as athletic or skillful as guys he comes up against. His strength is his carry if he can hold onto the ball in the contact. I think the recruimtent strategy as a whole needs to shift to…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Will penisni surcomes to groin injury
Source-Eels instagram could be back 1-3 weeks if not sevear but if servaer then a couple months on sideline.
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Barnett signs with Broncos
At what point will the R&R people realise they have a massive problem?
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State of the Site 2026
With the 2026 season now underway I thought I would provide an overview of how the site is tracking both in numbers and in overall feedback we've been receiving. Analytics 2025 built on the 2024 season and 1 Eyed Eel continues to grow. Numbers-wise…
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Anyone else feeling a parramatta win tonight?
The most parramatta thing ever: smashed against Storm, beat broncos, lose to dragons.
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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