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"Why would we consider bringing back Gentle? Our Juniors were the worst under BA, and Manly's system is a mess as well. I really hope this isn't true."
"I love Jeff he is a Boxing Legend.......but to think Bradman Best will sign a contract because the eels will give his father in law a job as an incentive cmon lol..................tbh is this the "hopoate contract clause" hilarious hahahahaha Jeff…"
"They'd know already. They're the ones who picked him 40+ times at such a young age. Unfortunately they overpaid for him and need to clear cap space to re-sign their leaders:
"Talagi’s departure would alleviate salary cap concerns and allow Penrith…"
"Talagi’s departure would alleviate salary cap concerns and allow Penrith…"
"You probably should tell the panfers then...."
"Why bring back Blaize ? "
"So it sounds very much like a 'Gentle Rush' "
"Hasn't set the world on fire? He is 21 and already played 60+ NRL games. At the same age, Luai had played 4 games. Even Nathan Cleary hadn't played many more games than Talagi at the same age.
Blaize Talagi's trajectory is fine."
Blaize Talagi's trajectory is fine."
"Their cap management would be perfect if they didn't sign Brown. So I wouldn't say it's bad cap management. Just one fuckup. However as I said hindsight's a wonderful thing. At the time they were in a totally different position than they are with…"
"We showed a lack of confidence in Talataina when we offered him a deal where he isn't even top 30 until the final year, when he turns 22. Blaize Talagi has been top 30 since he was 19 years old."
"They are hopeless because they won't spend any money, My cousin moved over to play flegg this year and told me they had to chase up there bonus money for playing any cup games. Only players getting an award were aloud to the the presentation night.…"
"Same, it's good to have depth but if you have too many mid players you don't have enough top players."
"In my view chasing Blaize isn't smart. Many have questions over his defence which opposing teams will no doubt exploit. "
"I still have mixed feelings on Blaize. Not sure if he is quick enough for the outside backs including fullback. "
"manly junior grades were hopeless last year. Not a fan of this bloke taking care of our juniors. "
"I wouldn't touch Burton blaize with halves money"
"Burton and blaize r centres
We got volk Moses luai and that kid so yeah I hope they sign"
We got volk Moses luai and that kid so yeah I hope they sign"
Finals attendance figures
The NRL must be stocked with the attendance this weekend... 28k on Friday, 26k in Auckland, 17k last night and plenty of empty seats for today's game. And that's despite most of the stadiums holding much larger numbers.With Souths now gone, and…
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Liam Martin and Jacob Preston
On NRL360 last night Braith Anasta stated that Liam Martin had given Penrith until 25 August to start negotiations and sort out his future. It was also stated that Martin is looking at a $1 million paycheck. Now I doubt Penrith are in a position to…
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World Cup Blog
So ... how far can we go ?We should beat the Yanks , then what ? Go Germany 🇩🇪 talented team and with the right bounce of the balls or rub of the pitch could be a genuine Smokey .
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Remember Rodney Hogg
Rodney was a late arrival to Test cricket at age 27. Born in Victoria he was overlooked by state selectors and moved to Adelaide to find an earlier path to Shield.He was selected and within a year he was noticed by Alan Davidson who mentioned his…
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GENTLE EELS’ BLAIZE PLAY
Peter Gentle is poised to make a return to Parramatta to take charge of the club’s academy as the Eels plot a homecoming for former junior star Blaize Talagi. Gentle, who was Manly’s head of football before quitting last month, was formerly an…
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Burton management asks to megotiate with rival clubs before Nov 1.
From Danny Wiedler Matt Burtons manager David Riolo asked the Bulldogs for permission to negotiate before Nov 1. This was granted.Riolo is trying to get ahead of the pack as there are numerous centres hitting the market come Nov 1. The figure that…
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Sam T Signs
Parramatta Eels extend Sam TuivaitiThe Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that rising forward Sam Tuivaiti has extended his contract with the Club for a further three years, committing his future to the Blue and Gold until the end of the 2030…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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