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" I read somewhere that Stirling Mataniu Faumui is a halfback with a great kicking game and good organisational skills."
"Great blog mate .
To win a competition , you need to have 28 players that are available for selection each week. That creates competion for places . I think we need to nail those games we should win and take a game of raiders , roosters , sharks…"
To win a competition , you need to have 28 players that are available for selection each week. That creates competion for places . I think we need to nail those games we should win and take a game of raiders , roosters , sharks…"
"TC has some good content. They're dedicated. Not sure they have become more critical though. Just angrier?! If the Eels win it's a total gush fest. Losing and in 2025 there was an inordinate amount of focus on the refs. But on 1EE we have uniforms…"
"Poppa will be announcing he is signing on with 1ee for a further 5 years. $3.89 a season "
"This is big news, Max is the son of the legendary Mr Popo"
"Yea i think they can only offer a limit number of spots and they get allocated in advance"
"Anyone seen this Faumui play? Says he played some lock but a google search shows him as goal kicking halfback at u/16s. Does this signing get the collective thumbs up?
I have seen a few comments rating Popo."
I have seen a few comments rating Popo."
"I hope he does. But I can tell you there will be plenty of JF forwards pushing to play cup throughout the year. Will be a hard forward pack to crack into. But I am sure at one point of the year there will be a few injuries in the nrl and nsw cup…"
"Still surprised he didn't get an nrl pre season. Even if it was just till December before returning to JF like Coinakis. "
"Even if we did., it doesn't mean anything now....we go forward not looking in the rear vision mirror.
I remember 81.82, 83, 86 like it was yesterday.... don't forgot we won 2009...everyone know's that including Storm....LOL
PS Stay positive PG, it…"
I remember 81.82, 83, 86 like it was yesterday.... don't forgot we won 2009...everyone know's that including Storm....LOL
PS Stay positive PG, it…"
"And those 2 GFs are just the tip of the iceberg. Like when 1 of the best player I've seen decides to go to nfl cause he was good at xbox. I mean WTF??? You wouldn't see johns do that to newcastle or thurston to the cowboys. But our Hayne did. Or who…"
"NSW cup is open age, no eligibility really required. An 18 year old, hell a 17 year old can play Cup.
But this year he is 20 I believe so only Flegg eligible in terms of aged footy."
But this year he is 20 I believe so only Flegg eligible in terms of aged footy."
Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Max Popo extends til 2028
Parramatta Eels SG Ball and Jersey Flegg Lock Forward Max Popo has extended til the end of 2028. It is great news for the club as they strengthen their pathways further. From the Pacific Sports Management page.It is also worth noting, from Pacific…
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Is Parra entering a good luck cycle?
It seems to me that Parra may just be starting to have some luck go their way. Things that may seem like a loss initially are turning out well. A few examples. Wayne Bennett. Is he still a super coach or has he lost touch with the game? I know we…
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Scouting report - today’s Tele
if someone can add link 🙌🏻 heres old school reading
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Where to stay Round 1 2026 v Storm
G'day everyone. Taking my son ( it's his 16th birthday pressie) and my 17 yo daughter to round 1 in Melbourne. Hoping with the Storm rivalry (and the Lomax shenanigans) we get a decent away crowd. Question, can anyone recommend a hotel within…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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