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"Koina as a prop. I recon Carrigan is a decent comparison "
"Utoikamanu chased the money before he was ready. If we had overpaid him (and other youngsters) we would never have gotten close to a grand final."
"No we signed those players because the pathways stalled during Covid and we missed two years of graduates coming into the top 30. By 2024 they were coming through again, which is why our reserve grade side featured 20 players under the age of 21…"
"I don't remember the injury from but I do recall sterling , Kenny , Ella and Grothe spent half the season or more in England . Price and Cronin carried the team till they got back "
"I wasn't having a go at you pop and I don't think you took it that way but I, like many couldn't possibly vote for thornett because we never witnessed his apparent brilliance.
I'm sure in 40years time we will be having the same argument with the…"
I'm sure in 40years time we will be having the same argument with the…"
"The eels had a few injuries in 85 but yeas i think the panthers are winning it again this year."
"Well Cario , looks like mrs ALBANESE "
"Jarryd made bad decisions by leaving parra and thinking he could make it in the U S "
"What a winger was Billy Boston but the league teams of the French in the fifties were wonderful entertainers than came the English teams of the sixties and seventies and so on "
"Exactly.
To be fair, he's young and possibly went "off script" a bit, trying to be funny in an informal interview."
To be fair, he's young and possibly went "off script" a bit, trying to be funny in an informal interview."
"Yeah i can understant that. He could have said got a great opportunity to develop my game while the club develops their juniors. Or a season to play with Rylesy or Mitch."
"Yeah! He definitely didn't appreciate that comment.
Pretty silly thing to say. I haven't warmed to guy in any way. I usually come around to players joining from other clubs, but with Jonah, nothing.... "
Pretty silly thing to say. I haven't warmed to guy in any way. I usually come around to players joining from other clubs, but with Jonah, nothing.... "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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PARRAMATTA EELS 1986
I know its early ...but Penrith at them moment remind me so much of the Eels that won everything in 86 after a lacklustre 85 where we lost to Saints in the Prelim .....Gosh they will be hard to beat this year Penrith ...
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Hilarious stuff on Fox
Did anyone see this from Hindy and fletch cracked me up https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1ChYJ3F8fF/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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1EE All-time Eels team: Wingers
Ok so Jarryd Hayne has beaten out Ken Thornett for the first spot in this team. Now onto Wingers where one player is a guaranteed, i have added the 2 winners from modern day with another nominee. Jeez i wonder who one of them is??? …
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Report: De Belin dropped for poor form
So we all wondered and thought how de Belin was going to be used, seems not at all. I give credit to Ryles who doesn't much around. No matter how many games, contract status you are not in the 17 if you are not good enough. Kelly seems to be in the…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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