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"Well it hasn't been til this year really where where he was playing Cup as a middle. Before that he came into open age footy as an edge and that spot doesn't suit him.
I am not ready to give up on Guymer being a decent to good NRL player. He is 22…"
I am not ready to give up on Guymer being a decent to good NRL player. He is 22…"
"Making a GF is a massive feat. Not many remember the runners up, but it is a feat getting a team to a GF. "
"Oh no i make mistakes, i admit when i do. But nothing like that where i said an old coach is coaching a team that is doing well, when that coach is gone and the team is 1-4. That is simply keeping up with the game.
Making a mistake with saying like…"
Making a mistake with saying like…"
"So you've never made more than 2 mistakes 😂 Youd be better off supporting Penrith as they apparently never make mistakes either according to the referees and according to yourself "
"Well now is a time to get us with our injuries. But if they are it will be scrappy. If they beat us comfortably then that is where questions need to be asked.
I see GC being like us last year, they probably will have a good finish to the season, but…"
I see GC being like us last year, they probably will have a good finish to the season, but…"
"Well we will see how well they're doing next week against the Ryles Eels "
"Yes, Holbrook is doing a great job for Newcastle. People do make mistakes but you made two mistakes. Thinking Gold Coast was Newcastle and that Holbrook was their coach.
Why would i be embarrassed? I didn't say it confidently."
Why would i be embarrassed? I didn't say it confidently."
"Different era's of footy. Game is a lot faster and stronger today than back then. We cannot compare teams at all. I always say it is like horse racing, those who try to compare Phar Lap with stayers today simply cannot as the way the horses today…"
"I agree with the complaining about players filling out the squad I'm just not sure what Charlie has that makes him an NRL player . I haven't seen leg speed from him , haven't seen an ability to ball play with any tempo , he doesn't fold blokes as an…"
"Might have to look at Kings Cross plenty there apparently "
"Ryles says Russell is fine in the press conference! Doubt there will be any compensation as the Eels aren't Penrith or the Storm "
"At this current injury rate, in 2 weeks time we will be fielding a nsw cup side and another 6 weeks have that it will be a RM/JF team."
"No you're right. papalii can do a job there if we have the backs fit but we don't.
I always thought we should have given Lussick another year. "
I always thought we should have given Lussick another year. "
"Remember how I pointed that out and people had a go at me lol"
"But you also said they are doing well. 1 from 4 with a win barely over Saints who are winless? They are playing tough but at this stage do not have the skills to get much better teams. We are in a spot that is decent for them with our injuries, but…"
"Guymer is not a future edge. His spot is at Lock. I have no issues with the signing as you need to fill out your 30. Not saying you SP, but a lot of people complain when we fill out our 30 with some ok players, maybe average ones and they complain.…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Charlie Guymer
What does everyone think of the news Charlie has extended with us ?To me there is a huge emphasis on athletic edges at the moment with the way the game has gone . There needs to be some sort of athletic edge . Whether they be big, fast, tall ,…
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Let the man speak his mind
Jeez...every press conference ryless just has to say the same shit cause if he speaks his mind it's a fine.Like seriously just let the man speak his mind fmd cause you can see how bad he was itching to speak it.fck me so annoying,fck the fines and…
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Eels will make the 8 this year
We are better than what the stat's show. We will start our roll mid season and Pezet will be a big factor.
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That’s 3 long term injuries because of foul play.
J'maine Hopgood, Isaiah Iongi, Bailey Simonsson. All long term injuries because of foul play. Seems a little unfair. Surely the NRL needs to consider some sort of compensation for this injustice. They need to step in. A team like ours needs some…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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