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"I'd say the four consecutive premierships may have softened the blow. Who'd have thought that success would help people retain their jobs... 🤷♂️"
"Pretty good with their 4 premierships I'd say "
"I agree RJ. I reckon we're going to regret this one. "
"That was gonna be my preferred outcome. Play him on the wing. But:
1. Does he want that?
2. Does he want that when he has other options with better money?
3. Does he give us what we want on the wing? For example, he won't give us 50% of the metres…"
1. Does he want that?
2. Does he want that when he has other options with better money?
3. Does he give us what we want on the wing? For example, he won't give us 50% of the metres…"
"Just like gutho Josh"
"As Chief said if you have some foresight you don't let players you wish to keep, become so available that other clubs get a clean shot at them. $650k for Russell is probably thereabouts right now. We seem to have a knack for letting talent walk as…"
"I was being sarcastic mate. Curran was shit at centre which wasn't really his fault. I was just highlighting that we had a very decent centre in Russell and let him walk. So who's next, Kelly? "
"Is Lorenzo the real real ? How is his defence? What is a player he reminds you of?"
"I thought he showed more than Apa did Mace...it was just less highlight-reel-ey"
"It's a joke that's funny 'cause it's true"
"I actually agree that we should've kept Russell, and paid *slight* overs if possible. "
"LB with developing players like Russell who is improving every year, you don't let it get to a stage where other clubs like the bears can negotiate in November, you get onto the front foot and use foresight and i guarantee Russell would have…"
"That was negligence on Ciraldo's part more so."
"Answer my question though would you paid Russell what Perth paid? As you complain we lost Russell where mind you this time last year had we signed him up long term everyone here would have said what the hell MON doing. I wish we kept Russell but for…"
"I think you'll find we do offer alternative positions but our juniors want their selected position NOW. E.g. Talagi."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Apa Twidle signs with the Bears
Rising Apa Twidle will leave the Parramatta Eels at the end of 2026 after agreeing to a three-year deal with the new Perth Bears (joining in 2027). The deal is in a cooling-off period, but he’s expected to go ahead with it because the offer is…
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Round 8 Team List v Manly Warringah Sea Eagles (Anzac Round)
1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Will Penisini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Charlie Guymer12. Jack Williams13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…
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NRL limit on contact training
"All 17 NRL clubs were informed on the eve of the season that their players are to engage in no more than 100 minutes on a regular seven-day turnaround." to limit brain injury....I think it includes wrestling. Was there previously an NRL limit? 100…
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No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
This should be our team list vs Manly im hoping. Williams and Guymer both did a great job against the Dogs. We cannot go with Kelma Tuilagi back in the starting 13. We looked much better with Moretti starting and Williams out wider. Both…
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Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
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