Give us your best jokes!
You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!
This reply was deleted.
Latest comments
"Nah Tallyn is closer to starting than he is to being dropped. Dont get me wrong Riley Smith is probably close to my favourite player. But being honest I think Tallyn might have a higher ceiling."
"I'd put Walker back to the bench and start with one of Luca, Doorey or Guymer.
Otherwise, cool."
Otherwise, cool."
"He's getting better each week so we need to stick with him. As much as i'd like to see Papalli in there somewhere, i think the only way we see him is if there's an injury to either Pezet or one of the hookers, or if Pezet gets dropped at some point."
"Well they may feel he needs to fix a few things and will be fine. Maybe even the mindset of he could be fine now but why play him when he can be more ready in from Cup?
Lorenzo is in a great spot right now, Flegg eligible and starting in Cup. He…"
Lorenzo is in a great spot right now, Flegg eligible and starting in Cup. He…"
"Interesting LB, would love to know what the thoughts are here from Ryles and co. "
"Great to see Moretti back.
At least we are under no pressure to win this game whatsoever. The Eels have thrown the Panthers off their game in the past by utilising 2nd phase.
Be good to see us attack from inside our 20m, get a little creative, as…"
At least we are under no pressure to win this game whatsoever. The Eels have thrown the Panthers off their game in the past by utilising 2nd phase.
Be good to see us attack from inside our 20m, get a little creative, as…"
"Hahaha..."
"I have just been told a number of clubs have tried to get his interest. he rejected them all!"
"Just one. with a club option for a second."
"How many years did we give Debelin"
"Ahh, I had assumed if picked for 1st grade, couldn't play Cup.
Even though he was not named, is it possible he could play for Cup this week if not used in 1st Grade?"
Even though he was not named, is it possible he could play for Cup this week if not used in 1st Grade?"
"Hope Araz gets a look in to start over Kelly, he's a talent "
"Papalii played 40min of cup last week before the nrl game "
"Wish we'd look if versatile Marata Nuikore would want a release since there aren't any centres available anywhere seems ...a lot better defensively than lazy Kelma and would do a damn lot better defensively at centre than Kelly too!
besides that…"
besides that…"
"Dropping Da Silva after that performance would only be horrible for his confidence and progression "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
Read more…
Views: 447
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
Read more…
Views: 482
Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
Read more…
Views: 385
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
Read more…
Views: 2234
Round 4 Team List v Penrith Panthers
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Brian Kelly4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Jack Williams9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva15.…
Read more…
Views: 824
This guy free to speak to other clubs soon
Thats how lacklustre the people running recruitment and retention roll. Our best prop, yet he can talk to other clubs in a few months, and were extremely short on go forward props.When he was only signed until 2027, I honestly couldn't believe it.…
Read more…
Views: 1276
Time to throw good $$$ for Mariota
Lookin at our starts, meterage, dominance etc. Enter Ata Mariota (Canberra), the samoan at 24 can be what we need. Unsigned for 2027 onwards. Lookin at the market good size props lack. Good years in him. If he was in stickys plans, he would have…
Read more…
Views: 722
J'MAINE HOPGOOD Salary cap relief
Would anyone be able to clarify if Parramatta would be entitled to salary cap exemption for Jmaine hopgood, I am certain if a player is out for the season due to foul play than that club can ask for salary cap relief to cover the loss of a player,…
Read more…
Views: 690
<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p> </p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>
Replies
Haha Tad , that’s a pearler .
Make someone else laugh as well! Share!!!!!!!!!!
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other one: are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Todd Greenburg and the NRL...
A boy comes down stairs and asks his dad for $10 to go to the shops and grab an ice cream with his mates. The father says “ yeah sure son you can have $10 , but you have to suck my d#ck for it “ , the son hesitated and decided the ice cream with his mates was worth the few minutes of work . The son gets on his knees and takes the old mans old fella in his hand and says “ hey dad your d#ck kinda smells a bit like sh@t , to which the father replies “ how do you think your sister got her $20 to go to the movies ?”
Love the new format , Phil . Hope it stays online long enough to have a good look around ......
-
1
-
2
-
3
-
4
-
5
of 7 Next