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Happy Birthday Slugg

Posted by Parramatta Tragic on August 15, 2019 at 5:03pm in Other

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door that says "Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet"?

Is it true that when a photon went through a security check and was asked if he had any baggage he replied "no, I am travelling light"?

Have a great day and enjoy the evening. I hope your cake has no floors in it. 

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  • MeelK August 15, 2019 at 5:08pm

    LOL PT, great blog.

    Happy Birthday Slugg you champion!

  • Always An EEL August 15, 2019 at 6:14pm

    Happy Birthday slugg 

     

  • Son of Slugg August 15, 2019 at 7:50pm

    Happy birthday daddy, I can’t find your wallet. 

  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown August 15, 2019 at 8:59pm

    Happy birthday Sluggy, hope its a healthy and happy year ahead for you mate.

    • HECTOR WONG > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown August 15, 2019 at 9:06pm

      Happy birthday you big whooa 

  • Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 August 15, 2019 at 9:14pm

    Happy birthday to the champion sluggo. The most level headed person on the 1ee ever. A great man

  • Eelawarra August 15, 2019 at 9:31pm

    Happy Birthday Slugg

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  • Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 August 15, 2019 at 10:02pm

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  • Kramerica August 16, 2019 at 1:29am

    Happy (late) Birthday Slugger you legend.

    Gabby Miller (the Trivago girl) says Happy Birthday too :)

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    • Electric Eel > Kramerica August 16, 2019 at 7:35am

      She is an absolute doll.  Hapy Birthday Slugg.

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