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Happy Birthday Slugg

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door t

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13 Replies · Reply by Slugg Aug 16, 2019
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Randy Handlinger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"I don't wanna cut your grass.
You said we can't be seen as aggressors so this whole thread must be a lot for you. Best go knit yourself a spiffy hall monitors vest"
6 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"Hey Strange-Eel,
Please refer to this blog for more information on their suspensions and moderation."
23 minutes ago
GM replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"And did so with legal representation "
43 minutes ago
GM replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"Not really, he didn't put in a get out clause if Brad was moved on, though Brad did ask him to do so "
45 minutes ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"If Melbourne are involved in that stuff and punishment is expected, it would be a slap on the wrist and move on. If it was us? 10 compeition points taken off and a massive fine."
49 minutes ago
Adam Magrath replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"Should take up knitting "
1 hour ago
CarloEEL2 replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"And helps set a legal precedent that stops these guys from thinking they are above the law and bloody ethical behaviour !!!!"
1 hour ago
CarloEEL2 replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"X a billion trillion "
1 hour ago
CarloEEL2 replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"I guess what I mean is our player gets an 8 week ban for a tackle everyone else gets 2 
that kind of retribution 🤔"
1 hour ago
Nitram replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"This "could" end up the biggest story in nrl history if:
A) the subpoenaed material proves his manager spoke to melbourne before 'that' conditional contract, and
B) one (or more) of either the manager, the solicitor or melbourne storm delete (or…"
1 hour ago
Randy Handlinger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"Camp fingerbangs are always "allegedly"
I'm stuck home alone, am limited, and bored. Bongs for breakfast, watching "Sunny Nights" (Wille Mason is good in it) and shitposting on 1EE
 "
2 hours ago
Adam Magrath replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"I read on the socials that same thing happened with Utoikomanu (I can't spell his fucking name). Bellamy was on the blues coaching staff, next thing he wants out of the tigers early and heads to Melbourne. "
2 hours ago
Adam Magrath replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"Allegedly, pace yourself today mate. You've come out of the blocks pretty hard haha. Don't want you running out of puff by lunch "
2 hours ago
Randy Handlinger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"Sounds like what this whole fight's about in microcosm...they can but we can't"
3 hours ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"Funny how they can do that but Ryles must steer clear of Melbourne for a year."
3 hours ago
Randy Handlinger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"If we lose it won't be us that looks hollow., it will be the NRL's  neutrality in the oversight of contracts that gets to look hollow. "
3 hours ago
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

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