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Happy Birthday Slugg

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door t

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Seraph replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"Just missing out on the top 8 by points differential if Moses/JAC/Iongi/Paolo stay fit. If they are out for any extended periods/Origin, then we'll be lucky to end up hovering around 12th. 
it just sounds like a lot of things have to align to for…"
46 minutes ago
BEM replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"Other than Moses, Paulo and JAC, we have a pretty average squad.
13th-16th but wouldn't be surprised if we battle it out with the Dragons for the spoon."
3 hours ago
Michael W. replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"I don't see the need for another front rower.  We have Paulo, JDB, Hopgood, Tuivati, Williams, Luca, Doory all of who can play in the middle. Yes we do need a couple of decent outside backs, but I don't think Lomax is as great a loss as people…"
4 hours ago
Trent replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"Everyone putting to much faith in Pezet atm brown is a big loss hopefully he goes well for the year he is here "
5 hours ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"The university commentary is the biggest thing I took out of this interview when they were comparing Iongi and TDS they mentioned it was a no contest and I feel a lot of the players we are producing just aren't on that level and are several levels…"
6 hours ago
LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"I feel if we are to come into our own as a squad with Ryles 2027 is the earliest."
6 hours ago
LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"I'd be curious to see if we would be in for Burton or if we are invested in the likes of Fletcher and Talataina as we claim."
6 hours ago
Slippery. replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels

 I'm not a huge fan of Matt Burton, however, if I was to pick the player that would be the ideal halves partner for Moses, Matt Burton would be close to the top of my list. Just his size and speed would attract defenders, therefore Moses and co…"
6 hours ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"I'll go out on a limb we won't win the comp but Mitchell Moses is still streets ahead the best player in this team.
PS ditto for 27."
6 hours ago
Adam Magrath replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"We will play finals footy this year."
6 hours ago
Bob Smith replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"Interestingly, they looked quite fit toward the end of the season. From round 9 onwards they were in all but 1 game. 
Anyway, if the recent form continues then they should make the 8. "
6 hours ago
Make Parra Great Again replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"Matt Burton to eels
eels will finish 9th"
6 hours ago
Muttman replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"It's a long season and we don't have the quality and depth to go toe to toe with the heavyweights. I predict some great wins throughout the campaign but overall we'll fall short. I think we're more likely to miss the 8 than make it. 9-14th. If Moses…"
7 hours ago
The Badger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"Our yardage from kick returns out of the backfield doesn't look promising. This means the forwards will need to get back further and run it more. They'll need to be super fit and mobile.
Pezet may be the Messiah although he's probably more so just a…"
8 hours ago
Cumberland Eel replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"Before Lomax left I thought we had a good chance of making the top 4 this year. I still think the Eels will make the 8 but with loss of Lomax it makes it much harder in my opinion especially not having a decent replacement for his loss. He was very…"
8 hours ago
paul taylor replied to ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER's discussion Cant wait for 2026 season start
"Hi mate , 
Risati is a dual talent playing both union nsw and league . He has a game like Matt Burton in that he prefers to run first and pass on contact or just after.  He is capable of filling out and being a dangerous player like Fittler in that…"
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

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