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Happy Birthday Slugg

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door t

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Randy Handlinger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion St. George Illawarra Dragons secure Keaon Koloamatangi on long-term deal
"Or a doping program...he goes good when his guys are on the gear "
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Randy Handlinger replied to Roy tannous's discussion Adidas wanting to be eels jersey manufacturers 2027 👀
"So we are doing the chooks a solid and clearing their contract for them...we better be getting the best deal ever on this shit"
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Parrafan101 replied to Roy tannous's discussion Adidas wanting to be eels jersey manufacturers 2027 👀
"O'neil probably wont get this deal done as well the flop"
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Frankie Fong replied to Blue Eel's discussion Let's Ask !!
" Where do you get that Dennis Fitzgerald didn't want Jack Gibson at Parramatta ? "
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The Badger replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Does anyone know what Jack Williams contract is worth ?
"So around the same as Williams if LB is about right... not sure if he's worth that given he was unwanted at Dragons and there was no reports (IIRC) of competition for his signature."
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Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Your Thoughts on the Future of the Site?
"Yep, it's boredom. Many stay away, and stay quiet, because they're fed up with the continual, persistent, year after year predictable poo-bombing of the club and belittling of others. It's like advertising on loop on a broken record. The same ego…"
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"Short-Term Apparel Deal Looms as Adidas Seeks Roosters Stock Clearance
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Coryn Hughes replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Does anyone know what Jack Williams contract is worth ?
"Optics.
Id say the club had won a battle me now let's go win the war."
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Coryn Hughes replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Does anyone know what Jack Williams contract is worth ?
"The reason being is because you could go through any club in the nrl and find players like your mentioning and that and coaching get you so far.
Parras issue is they lost Lomax Brown Talagi Sanders are going to lose Pezet and Russell and don't have…"
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Coryn Hughes replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion St. George Illawarra Dragons secure Keaon Koloamatangi on long-term deal
"Has anyone considered that Kolomatangi may have just preferred Shane Flanagan as a coach over Jason Ryles is that even on the radar.Maybe just maybe the vision Flanagan sold to Kolomatangi was better than what Ryles sold at Parra.
I don't think it…"
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Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion St. George Illawarra Dragons secure Keaon Koloamatangi on long-term deal
"That's 100% correct ps.  If you're not prepared to sign a 33 year old prop to a million dollar contract,  then its the coach's selfishness in putting himself before the club's long term interests offering a 29yo a 5 year deal.  That's how club's…"
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John Seckold replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Does anyone know what Jack Williams contract is worth ?
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

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Let's Ask !!

I find myself sitting around watching the cricket after the Christmas Festivities, and I'm stewing on the perception that we are missing out on real talent that our coach wants, and missing out with way too much regularity and consistency. The…

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