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Happy Birthday Slugg

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door t

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Poppa replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"Agreed LB, out of all our young forwards with the variations in the performances (Taiviti aside) I think Guymer is the most consistent in terms of performance, i say that because others have higher planes but Guymer is very trustworthy in his…"
1 minute ago
Muttman replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"I had us for the spoon. For a very large chunk of the season it was looking like a sure thing. Happy to lose that bet. No way you can watch the current Eels performances and suggest we're playing finals. We'd need a big spike in performance. "
30 minutes ago
Will 5150 replied to Muttman's discussion Sneaky ploy which makes Panthers defense so good.
"It was a great segment and he's spot on... I did laugh at his language... "these f**ckers...".
If any other coach was smart enough, they are doing the same from this round. Mind you, they should have already been doing it.
Many will say it's against…"
33 minutes ago
LB replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"You realise Guymer played out of position right?"
37 minutes ago
LB replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"You're hoping."
38 minutes ago
Nitram replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"If we manage to avoid anymore injuries between 9th and 12th. If we get more injuries fighting off spoon."
41 minutes ago
Yehez replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"6th to 10th. 
More likely 7th to 9th. 
Yes, we have things to work on like Pezet, early game forward momentum etc......but so do other teams. And so far, there is plenty of other teams that have as much problems as us if not more. 
And I trust us to…"
1 hour ago
Hell On Eels replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Crystal Ball Time: 2026 Predictions for the Parramatta Eels
"It'll be interesting to compare thoughts at the start the season, now, and as we travel along the season.
 https://www.1eyedeel.com/forum/topics/where-do-we-see-the-eels-fini...
. "
3 hours ago
John Boyle replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"Probably a lot of frustration mate, we finished last year strongly, with another pre-season under our belt a lot of fans were most definately expecting to see further improvement this season which hasn't happened yet.
We have a lot of flaws for a…"
3 hours ago
Parra-Choker replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"have to say it , never come across so much negativity as on this 1EyedEel , have no read one positive paragraph, i think the eels are  a strong units and that was shown by the comeback in both games when they were 20 points down and fought back to…"
3 hours ago
John Boyle replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"I'd love to know whats really happened with De-Belin.
Guymer was horrendous in the 30 minutes he played last week yet seems to be above De-Belin in the pecking order, something isn't adding up.
De-Belin wasn't setting the world on fire in the first…"
3 hours ago
Parra_Greg replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"Id say mid table.....our middles are poor and we a couple injuries away from real trouble in the backline.
we really need a rep centre,middle and quality NRL standard 6..
Lomax really fucked us"
3 hours ago
LB replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"Ryles seems to as well, hence the reason for going all in for Keaon and going for Barnett."
4 hours ago
Parra_Greg replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Corner: We made a mistake, lets admit it, move forward; and it looks like we are overrated!
"The Pezet deal always stunk....we are helping the broncos every week and giving him NRL experience to the detriment of our young talent.(do we have any in the halves anymore ??)...again I look at Ethan Sanders (but thats hindsight, now knowing what…"
4 hours ago
Jack replied to Eels2025's discussion Where do we see the EELS finishing?
"12th. We aren't as good as last year. Lost brown and lomax which has hurt us. Pezet can't defence. deblin is in Reggie's, same as Kelly "
4 hours ago
Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Corner: We made a mistake, lets admit it, move forward; and it looks like we are overrated!
"Moses hasn't been dangerous anywhere, his long kicking has kept us in 2 games......Pezet isn't quick enough to let anything happen. If anything pezet is the reason for Moses poor start to the season!"
4 hours ago
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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Charlie Guymer send off

I know we won, but the Jacob Liddle "strip" penalty at the 24:21 to go mark needs to be called out as a failure of the ref's knowledge of the rules.A penalty restart cannot legally occur until the referee has officially designated the mark. Yet, as…

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