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Happy Birthday Slugg

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door t

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13 Replies · Reply by Slugg Aug 16, 2019
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EA replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Hopgood 2 week ban,
"Moretti was our best forward in nsw cup yesterday"
6 seconds ago
macybrown replied to EA's discussion Take Aways from the game
"JAC will be awhile out and problem is NOS, we have really got no one to replace that's ready. Kelly ain't up to it defensively, pezet was just nothing tbh it's gonna take kahunas by Ryles to drop him if another coupla poor performance like that...he…"
29 seconds ago
iamnot replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Hopgood 2 week ban,
"Absolutely should be contested. "
1 minute ago
Eli Stephens replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Hopgood 2 week ban,
"Not even worth it man, plus Tuaviti needs some game time. Let nrl have their little suspension lol "
1 minute ago
Gucci replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Hopgood 2 week ban,
"They should honestly contest this. We cant be rolled by the NRL and MRC constantly. It was head on head. He didn't lose control of the tackle.
Kelma the answer? Or does Moretti/ Teecum get a crack?"
5 minutes ago
BringBackSemi replied to EA's discussion Take Aways from the game
"We were always going to lose that game after the Lomax BS. No one prepares a team for Round 1 like Bellamy, physically and mentally. We did seem a bit underdone and the repeated 6 agains just drained the tanks.
It's a bad result and some players…"
10 minutes ago
The Badger replied to EA's discussion Take Aways from the game
"I get it ...Jed's Mrs is dead."
11 minutes ago
Eli Stephens replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Hopgood 2 week ban,
"My bad it's 1 week with early plea "
11 minutes ago
Eli Stephens replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Hopgood 2 week ban,
"I'd move Jack Williams into the middle and Kelma back on an edge. "
15 minutes ago
EA’s discussion was featured
Positive Comments:No injuries. All other comments:After the first minute of the game I immediately knew that no matter how good we try to play that we would not win the game. The corruption was pretty clear. But wow we played awful.The sin bin was…
17 minutes ago
macybrown replied to EA's discussion Take Aways from the game
"Great summary EA!
one thing I'd like to know is there anywhere a match count of six agains is shown in stats. Coz honestly felt like they could have set a record last night.
Leadership lacked severely when we needed it, it was nowhere when we…"
20 minutes ago
Nightmare Off-Season replied to EA's discussion Take Aways from the game
"X3
Though, with Russell back at centre & JAC on wing, hopefully it helps defensively? I don't think JR will keep Kelly & Pezet defending together. "
21 minutes ago
Longfin Eel replied to EA's discussion Take Aways from the game
"Having Hopgood in the bin early in the game set the tone to be honest. Yes we scored during that time, but a couple of critical errors shortly after that gave Melbourne possession in our own half. We didn't have the defenders to spread wide and…"
22 minutes ago
Poppa replied to EA's discussion Take Aways from the game
"LB, contrary to Dynasty, I believe Hopgood was ok last night, TDS is not a First Grader yet, but maybe one day with another club.
You have a habit of looking at stats baldly and not objectively, TDS 0 missed tackles and Riley 7. Its a bit like…"
22 minutes ago
macybrown replied to EA's discussion Take Aways from the game
"Truth! Recall everyone whining about Dylan on 900k or whatever he was. One thing for sure, Pezet better not be on a third of what Dylan was on going on last nights shit show!
 "
29 minutes ago
Colin Good replied to EA's discussion Take Aways from the game
"The Storm debarkle with Lomax the NRL we're going to look after the storm and the ref was certainly in on the acted "
31 minutes ago
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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My personal takeaways

Tayln d-Seriously what are we playin this cunt for.Every time he comes on he does the dumbest shit I've ever fucken seen seriously man.Fcken pissed me of.penis and Kelly-Two of the most attroucious defensive centres I've ever seen in my 15 plus…

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5 Replies · Reply by EA 1 hour ago
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1eE Modern day Eels team: Prop

So anyone want to have a guess of the Halfback chosen? Well surprisingly it was Moses, who would have thought. Now onto Props and this one is the first legit position where i do not know who the two will be. Also, i must clarify, unfortunately i…

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Take Aways from the game

Positive Comments:No injuries. All other comments:After the first minute of the game I immediately knew that no matter how good we try to play that we would not win the game. The corruption was pretty clear. But wow we played awful.The sin bin was…

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69 Replies · Reply by macybrown 29 seconds ago
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