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Happy Birthday Slugg

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door t

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13 Replies · Reply by Slugg Aug 16, 2019
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Yehez replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Picking Up Where We Left Off?
"I was very impressed but my main unsuredness remains the middle defence. I think we handle the edges well now after it was a catastrophe under Arthur and Barrett. BUt middle defence especially in our 30m can be questioned and Sharks only try…"
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Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion The Eels v Lomax: Timeline and Key Questions
"Shame indeed Mace. He won't feel it, never, but if enough fans feel that shame for him, and at having him running things the way he does, it will end him"
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Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion The Eels v Lomax: Timeline and Key Questions
"Nailed it Axel"
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fishbulb replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
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Randy Handlinger replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"So we're calling him "Teencum" now yeah? just going straight there....good to know but I'll stick with T-bro "
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Randy Handlinger replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
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Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion The Eels v Lomax: Timeline and Key Questions
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Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Picking Up Where We Left Off?
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EA replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
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Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Picking Up Where We Left Off?
"We looked "connected" is what I took from the game.
Players on, players off, didn't matter the connection remained.
We may well still get our arses handed to us by better "cattled" sides but if we can stay connected we are going to make it as hard…"
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Poppa replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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V'Landys on Hello Sport

Happy Monday, if anyone wants a good laugh to start their week, skip to 32:50 mark and listen to this f***wit talk. It is laughable seriously. Claiming the offer of $300k was a great deal and we can put that into our junior system. But said we can…

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Picking Up Where We Left Off?

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