Ok , so here it goes .  I haven’t bothered to Google the size of space however the very minimal knowledge I have on this topic tells me that it’s so large nobody actually knows where it starts and where it finishes ( god botherers excluded as they have inside knowledge ) .  So I’m also no expert on what it takes to launch projectiles into space but for the sake of my idea I’m going to assume we can get stuff into space without a rocket to project it ? Maybe not humans , but stuff .  If not now , I wouldn’t assume it’d be too hard to divert their space exploration efforts from getting humans up there and invent something merely to get “stuff” up there . 

 

So what kinda “ stuff “ you ask ?  .. so here’s the kicker and the answer the so called professionals should be welcoming with open arms .  Garbage , waste , fumes , non biodegradeables , anything really we don’t want here .   We could make big cannonball like projectiles and launch the shit into space . I’m thinking like a big hydraulic gun barrel that just launches shit into space . Even the worst criminals if you wish . If they splat from the gforce of launch meh .. but since there is this big black area of nothing why can’t we just launch our shit into it whilst we work on a better soulution ? It’d buy us at least a few thousand years and we won’t be extinct by 2030 as a bonus .   

 

Ok , so what’s the hurdles and/ or negatives ? 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
    • Didnt krypton blast that bad bastard and his crew into space supposed to be for ever and stay there But the bastard ended up coming here and that didn't end to well .so all the shit we send might end up back here .just saying

  • Interesting concept.

    2 points that I can think of:

    1. I imagine it would be quite costly to propel masses of waste outside of earths atmosphere. See the giant rockets on NASA shuttles just to get them outside of our atmosphere. Gravity is the enemy here.

    2. If it were feasible to get all of our junk into outer space, whats to stop it re-entering our atmosphere again at a later time?

    • Isn’t there already heaps of space junk ?  Only going off what I’ve seen in movies but I’m thinking space is littered with rocks and shit which only rarely enters Earth ?  Needs to enter at speed ? 

      • I think you are right. Once out of our atmosphere, it would take some sort of impetus to send it back our way. And besides, who doesn't love a tin can and banana peel shower when they are lounging on the beach?

  • How much shit can we throw out and how much will it cost to set it up and  run.

    If it costs too much to get the shit up there then it wont happen as greedy people want it done for nothing.

    • Well this costs  I don’t have any idea of . I’ve just thrown up an idea without any regard for its financial viability . Pretty much just like the climate alarmists 

       

      I guess when you look over say the next 100 years , the designing , building and operation costs would be pretty minimal .  Compared to the carbon taxes , tip fees , climate research and donations to the multitudes of fucktards we fund to research things like wind farms , and god knows what other of our taxes are leeched in the name of climate , it’d be a pittance . 

       

      In regards to what we can throw out , well the sky’s literally not the limit . I guess as first and foremost I’d start with things like asbestos , toxic waste, African gangs , child abusers ,all copies of political correct movie remakes like Ghostbusters  and I guess the biggest environmental risks .  

       

      But in all seriousness , if we aren’t researching the possibility of launching waste out of our atmosphere , then this climate “ emergency “ isn’t really as bad as they’d have you believe .  We could send a couple of big balloons up and then use rocket propulsion to send it the last leg . 

       

       

      Wheres Kramer ? 

      • I reckon the idea is brilliant but we don't have the technology to viably do it. The amount of fuel/energy it would take to propel a meaningfull amount of waste out of our atmosphere and on a path out of our galaxy would be massive.

        The Saturn 5 Rocket (the one that got us to the moon - Apollo 11)) punched out about 7 million pounds of thrust on launch (a jumbo produces about 24,000 pounds of thrust) and chewed thru about twenty tonnes of fuel per second, and got to about 30,000kph to escape the earth's pull. . . . the most amazing piece of kit ever produced I reckon:). Mate, if you ever have some spare time do a bit of research on the Saturn rockets - truly incredible feat of engineering.

        This was all to get a little capsule out into space and heading toward the moon - imagine how much grunt it would take to push a dirty big waste container out there. 

        Good idea though - I reckon you should patent it. There's a new "heavy lift rocket" called the Falcon Heavy which can get about 50 tonnes of payload into low orbit, or about 10 tonnes further out - but that's nowhere near enough..

        Although I'm sure there's aliens out there somewhere that are doin' it already...

      • I have an answer for you. Like Willy Wonkers machine that shrinks. If we can shrink everything from the current size to less than 1mm in size then we could easily manage our waste better or just like third world countries just burn it all daily instead of having rubbish bins. If you are old enough to remember back in the day thats what every country did. They just burnt it all.

        Climate Change is real however everyone trying to spunge off it financially is a problem. However if we can contine to develop and grow our solar and wind we will be more sustainable. Also if we nuked a few countries. China and India and America come to mind. We would rid the planet of 3 Billion people. Im down for that first then we can rebuild without all these problems.

        • The problem with solar and wind is that they both need more carbon to make than they’re worth . 

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Mallee57 replied to Mallee57's discussion Today’s Game- Utterly Disgusting
"What led to the Tigers having the ball in that situation?"
52 seconds ago
Mallee57 replied to Mallee57's discussion Today’s Game- Utterly Disgusting
"😂 Of course the coach and captain won't bag the referees as it costs $10k. I'm more than certain they would have liked to"
2 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Mallee57's discussion Today’s Game- Utterly Disgusting
" But you just did 😂"
5 minutes ago
JC replied to Muttman's discussion Sack Mark O’Neill.
"The club won't listen because they have no football experience, even if they got rid of him they wouldn't know who to replace him with. "
7 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Muttman's discussion Sack Mark O’Neill.
"Who can actually do it? Who has the authority to be able to ask for his resignation "
7 minutes ago
Eels tragic replied to Muttman's discussion Sack Mark O’Neill.
"Well said Mutts.  Our recruitment or lack thereof has been left wanting for years now.  The buck stops with O'Neill.  Just like in coaching if you are not performing you are terminated.  We have got a cutting edge world rated centre of excellence,…"
18 minutes ago
Who Cares replied to Nitram's discussion How do we field a competitive side based on our top 30?
"After watching NSW cup a few times and again yesterday i like the look of Nanva: He is big and runs hard and fast"
19 minutes ago
Hector Bob Down replied to Mallee57's discussion Today’s Game- Utterly Disgusting
"Your comment is not worth responding to"
42 minutes ago
Hector Bob Down replied to Mallee57's discussion Today’s Game- Utterly Disgusting
"Dave commonsense on here is very hard to find . Im in total shock expept for Ryles part where Questions of sighin him that we have a blog where in my humble opinion is spot on i sat there yesterday in total shock at the bullshit that was going on"
43 minutes ago
The Badger replied to Snottie Pimpin's discussion Charlie Guymer
"Therein lies our problem. The majority of our FG squad are back up players at other clubs. In fact, a lot were actually that before coming to us, even Iongi.
Iongi = back up at Penrith. Simmonson = back up Canberra. Pezet = back up at Melb. Hopgood…"
57 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Mallee57's discussion Today’s Game- Utterly Disgusting
"Your right LB, keep up the commonsense."
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to Hell On Eels's discussion We Don’t Lose Games in Moments. We Lose Them in Minutes.
"If they had all that gear on, I think the modern day footballers would end up killing each other in the collisions.....that said the old fashioned footballer was probably "street" tougher but probably not professionally tougher."
1 hour ago
The Badger replied to Codswallop's discussion Eels will make the 8 this year
"Your "name" says it all!!"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to Hell On Eels's discussion We Don’t Lose Games in Moments. We Lose Them in Minutes.
"Blue Eel I'm not hanging my head in shame over Talagi, he would not have made our first grade side for most of his time at Penrith, they "the Cleary's" have done a magnificent job of bringing him through.....it would not have happened at Parra, he…"
1 hour ago
Longfin Eel replied to Mallee57's discussion Today’s Game- Utterly Disgusting
"Yep, they have realised Wests will take in most of Bradfield, so there are opportunities there for more paying fans. We aren't getting any help from the NRL, so we need to build in a way that goes around the NRL."
2 hours ago
Muttman replied to Snottie Pimpin's discussion Charlie Guymer
"Moretti has fallen off a cliff. Is he injured? What happened to that fast legged bloke that ran kamikaze lines? "
2 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2276

 

Sack Mark O’Neill.

It’s well overdue that the club hears directly from its members and fans. For too long, we’ve had a Head of Football who has mismanaged contracts, missed key recruitment targets, allowed homegrown talent to walk, and overseen player acquisitions…

Read more…
3 Replies · Reply by JC 7 minutes ago
Views: 88

Charlie Guymer

What does everyone think of the news Charlie has extended with us ?To me there is a huge emphasis on athletic edges at the moment with the way the game has gone . There needs to be some sort of athletic edge . Whether they be big, fast, tall ,…

Read more…
9 Replies · Reply by The Badger 57 minutes ago
Views: 341

Let the man speak his mind

Jeez...every press conference ryless just has to say the same shit cause if he speaks his mind it's a fine.Like seriously just let the man speak his mind fmd cause you can see how bad he was itching to speak it.fck me so annoying,fck the fines and…

Read more…
1 Reply · Reply by Mallee57 9 hours ago
Views: 208

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>