Ok , so here it goes .  I haven’t bothered to Google the size of space however the very minimal knowledge I have on this topic tells me that it’s so large nobody actually knows where it starts and where it finishes ( god botherers excluded as they have inside knowledge ) .  So I’m also no expert on what it takes to launch projectiles into space but for the sake of my idea I’m going to assume we can get stuff into space without a rocket to project it ? Maybe not humans , but stuff .  If not now , I wouldn’t assume it’d be too hard to divert their space exploration efforts from getting humans up there and invent something merely to get “stuff” up there . 

 

So what kinda “ stuff “ you ask ?  .. so here’s the kicker and the answer the so called professionals should be welcoming with open arms .  Garbage , waste , fumes , non biodegradeables , anything really we don’t want here .   We could make big cannonball like projectiles and launch the shit into space . I’m thinking like a big hydraulic gun barrel that just launches shit into space . Even the worst criminals if you wish . If they splat from the gforce of launch meh .. but since there is this big black area of nothing why can’t we just launch our shit into it whilst we work on a better soulution ? It’d buy us at least a few thousand years and we won’t be extinct by 2030 as a bonus .   

 

Ok , so what’s the hurdles and/ or negatives ? 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
    • Didnt krypton blast that bad bastard and his crew into space supposed to be for ever and stay there But the bastard ended up coming here and that didn't end to well .so all the shit we send might end up back here .just saying

  • Interesting concept.

    2 points that I can think of:

    1. I imagine it would be quite costly to propel masses of waste outside of earths atmosphere. See the giant rockets on NASA shuttles just to get them outside of our atmosphere. Gravity is the enemy here.

    2. If it were feasible to get all of our junk into outer space, whats to stop it re-entering our atmosphere again at a later time?

    • Isn’t there already heaps of space junk ?  Only going off what I’ve seen in movies but I’m thinking space is littered with rocks and shit which only rarely enters Earth ?  Needs to enter at speed ? 

      • I think you are right. Once out of our atmosphere, it would take some sort of impetus to send it back our way. And besides, who doesn't love a tin can and banana peel shower when they are lounging on the beach?

  • How much shit can we throw out and how much will it cost to set it up and  run.

    If it costs too much to get the shit up there then it wont happen as greedy people want it done for nothing.

    • Well this costs  I don’t have any idea of . I’ve just thrown up an idea without any regard for its financial viability . Pretty much just like the climate alarmists 

       

      I guess when you look over say the next 100 years , the designing , building and operation costs would be pretty minimal .  Compared to the carbon taxes , tip fees , climate research and donations to the multitudes of fucktards we fund to research things like wind farms , and god knows what other of our taxes are leeched in the name of climate , it’d be a pittance . 

       

      In regards to what we can throw out , well the sky’s literally not the limit . I guess as first and foremost I’d start with things like asbestos , toxic waste, African gangs , child abusers ,all copies of political correct movie remakes like Ghostbusters  and I guess the biggest environmental risks .  

       

      But in all seriousness , if we aren’t researching the possibility of launching waste out of our atmosphere , then this climate “ emergency “ isn’t really as bad as they’d have you believe .  We could send a couple of big balloons up and then use rocket propulsion to send it the last leg . 

       

       

      Wheres Kramer ? 

      • I reckon the idea is brilliant but we don't have the technology to viably do it. The amount of fuel/energy it would take to propel a meaningfull amount of waste out of our atmosphere and on a path out of our galaxy would be massive.

        The Saturn 5 Rocket (the one that got us to the moon - Apollo 11)) punched out about 7 million pounds of thrust on launch (a jumbo produces about 24,000 pounds of thrust) and chewed thru about twenty tonnes of fuel per second, and got to about 30,000kph to escape the earth's pull. . . . the most amazing piece of kit ever produced I reckon:). Mate, if you ever have some spare time do a bit of research on the Saturn rockets - truly incredible feat of engineering.

        This was all to get a little capsule out into space and heading toward the moon - imagine how much grunt it would take to push a dirty big waste container out there. 

        Good idea though - I reckon you should patent it. There's a new "heavy lift rocket" called the Falcon Heavy which can get about 50 tonnes of payload into low orbit, or about 10 tonnes further out - but that's nowhere near enough..

        Although I'm sure there's aliens out there somewhere that are doin' it already...

      • I have an answer for you. Like Willy Wonkers machine that shrinks. If we can shrink everything from the current size to less than 1mm in size then we could easily manage our waste better or just like third world countries just burn it all daily instead of having rubbish bins. If you are old enough to remember back in the day thats what every country did. They just burnt it all.

        Climate Change is real however everyone trying to spunge off it financially is a problem. However if we can contine to develop and grow our solar and wind we will be more sustainable. Also if we nuked a few countries. China and India and America come to mind. We would rid the planet of 3 Billion people. Im down for that first then we can rebuild without all these problems.

        • The problem with solar and wind is that they both need more carbon to make than they’re worth . 

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Longfin Eel replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion The real reason why Eels won
"With Ray Price there, the players would have been too scared to lose 🤣"
3 minutes ago
christeel replied to Poppa's discussion The Unicorns Strike Back
"geez  poppy  , you make it  sound as if  us dedicated parramatta fan's  are cursed or something and when things  get heated    we perform  cannibalism on each other  . I mean  rocks and diamonds  ?  my left rock and now my right side  rock has …"
3 minutes ago
Nightmare Off-Season replied to Poppa's discussion The Unicorns Strike Back
"Pops, nailed it Moses' 'kicking them to death', was great to see.
But when you say we’ve ‘shown we have middles now’, who do you mean?
Despite the upset win, the Eels still lost the metres battle for the 7th straight game. 6 of 7 games we’ve been…"
14 minutes ago
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug replied to Blue Eel's discussion Eels V Dogs 3-2-1
"Great to see everyone voting differently, shows the quality across the park."
17 minutes ago
Parramanaic replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion The real reason why Eels won
"They're both wearing different shirts?"
28 minutes ago
Mannah-Brow replied to Poppa's discussion The Unicorns Strike Back
"I know what you mean gents. My dad passed away just before the start of the season. We would watch a lot of games together and often call each other at half time. I am still catching myself at half time sometimes picking up the phone to call him.…"
30 minutes ago
Adam Magrath replied to Poppa's discussion The Unicorns Strike Back
"To think we are actually developing our own players and starting to see the proceeds instead of buying players from elsewhere. I wonder who came up with this plan?"
2 hours ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Poppa's discussion The Unicorns Strike Back
"Pops I for one will stand by my criticisms of the club.
That will change if we start to see a consistent change for the positive and your rocks or diamonds comment at the end of your initial post is one of the big reasons why you see such a varied…"
3 hours ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Blue Eel's discussion Eels V Dogs 3-2-1
"No 321 here I thought the whole damn team was good tonight.
When I'm listening to the presser it was like a good old BA after match speech intent chasing the contact I mean who'd have thought that's important to winning a game of rugby league.
Most…"
3 hours ago
LB replied to Blue Eel's discussion Eels V Dogs 3-2-1
"If Su'A comes early, leave Williams on the left and put Su'A with Moses on the right.Tuilagi as impact off the bench. That is better balance for this squad."
4 hours ago
LB replied to Blue Eel's discussion Eels V Dogs 3-2-1
"Nanva with that try saver on Tracey in the first half was crucial. Also, Pryke on Xerri try saver."
4 hours ago
LB replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion The real reason why Eels won
"The button up is the wearing we lost most games. Case solved. It didn't suit him and he looked better with the polo."
5 hours ago
Offside replied to Blue Eel's discussion Eels V Dogs 3-2-1
"3. Volkman  attack anf considering what the dogs did to talingi last week huge effort
2 Pryke stepped up on debut
1 Williams sure up that left edge best 2nd rower performance all season in defence 
 
Couldn't really fault anyone "
7 hours ago
EA replied to Blue Eel's discussion Eels V Dogs 3-2-1
"I just rewatched the game. Volkman needs to be careful. He hip dropped Preston a couple times to bring him down. If Preston's stayed down he would have got penalised "
7 hours ago
Mallee57 replied to Poppa's discussion The Unicorns Strike Back
"Thought Kelly was reasonably good today except for a couple of poor decisions. Nanva was very good and deserves a spot. Walker was a bit off with some stupid passes"
8 hours ago
Mallee57 replied to Poppa's discussion The Unicorns Strike Back
"Poppa, So you think after 40 years of NO premiership, multiple change of coaches which have produced ZERO an extremely poor recruitment, running 2nd last on the 2026 ladder, the worst defence in the league on top of already breaking a previous held…"
8 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2340

 

The Unicorns Strike Back

If some of you people can check in your hipocracy after last week, it may be you will be able to see your own biases.Have a read of what Pro Daz said  about scapegoats. You called it well Daz and it showed up how people change given circumstances…

Read more…
67 Replies · Reply by christeel 3 minutes ago
Views: 953

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>