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joke of the week

this bloke go to see hes Dr and Dr say to him what can I do for you

the Bloke say I got something wrong with my penis

the dr say show me

when he show the dr

Dr say out loud OHHH MY GOD VERY BAD VERY BAD MUST CUT OFF RIGHT AWAY

the poor bloke say NO NOT MY

Gutherson forced to retire.

NO SIGN OF MANU MAU IN TRAINING PHOTOS

Is Mau in doubt for this weekend?-if he is out Peni Terepo must take the place of Tim Manah in the final 17-no time for sentiment at this stage of the season

James Roberts was a drug user: Wayne Bennett

If I'm wrong and a player admits use of any type of drug there should be heavy sanctions. Corey Norman last year felt the brunt of the integrity unit and sat out 6 games. What's the difference with Roberts? I know the difference! he plays for the Bri

Royal Oak Set For Demolition

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/parramatta/heritage-pub-slated-for-demolition-to-make-way-for-parramatta-light-rail/news-story/3d874e098eaf348147a74671eb378bbf

Pritchard ready for NRL return

Tue 25 Jul, 2017, 4:04pm
By Alicia Newton‌, National Correspondent‌‌, ‌‌‌NRL.com 

Eels forward Frank Pritchard. Credit: Robb Cox. Copyright: NRL Photos.

TOTAL NUMBER OF WINS SINCE 2014 TO PRESENT

Being a bit of a stats "Geek", went through the last 3&3/4 Seasons since Brad Arthur took the position of head coach. Remembering in the 3 previous seasons before his arrival we finished 14th, 16th & 16th. In that period of time all teams have played

Dogs vs Penrith

How shit are the dogs? Every chance to win tonight yet school boy errors letting them down. Feel sorry for Des he has dead set got a pack of nuffies playing out there.

Corey Norman 2017 statistics

Zero tacklePOINTS: 13 (Leader: 164)GOALS: 0 (Leader: 66)TRIES: 3 (Leader: 15)TRY ASSISTS: 5 (Leader: 18)RUNS: 170 (Leader: 352)RUN METRES: 1,361 (Leader: 3,292)LINEBREAKS: 7 (Leader: 19)OFFLOADS: 7 (Leader: 57)TACKLES: 224 (Leader: 851)MISSED TACKLES

Can we take the Broncos!!

Better without Gutho?

This will be met with vitiolic criticism, but part of me feels we MIGHT play better without Guth. Sounds absurd, I agree; Guth has been our best and most consistent player all year.However, no-one could have forseen we were going to play better when

Shoulder charge on Moses

Was that a shoulder charge on Moses on the first set of the match?Either way, teams are getting away with smashing Moses late.

So who is going to play wing??

Obviously if Gutho is going to be out french is going to be fullback, but  who actually gets french's spot

Faraimo is gone now, I doubt Hoffman will be ready and fit and i dont think BA will just throw auvva or taka on the wing. So who will it be??

We

Rumour mill. Blake Ferguson

Can anyone confirm Blake Ferguson in negotiations with Parra to replace Semi. Just what ive heard!

Making The Shapes From The Play The Ball To Create Our Attacking Spaces

We now have an NRL squad that can deliver 80 minutes of fitness and with our smaller forward pack needing to counter top 8 squads with bigger packs, I feel we now need to work on Cameron King and Will Smith creating shapes directly from their play th

Does Parra have some of the Gumbiest and annoyingly vocal fans in the NRL?

This weekend was another joyous experience in the life of an Eels fan.From a mixed reception wearing my Eels hoodie in the City,I got a few thumbs up from some fellow Eels tragics,to a "I'm not letting you on wearing that top" from a smart#rse Tarong

Thoughts on 'STAY KIND' logo for rest of the season

OK I know the issue of sponsorship has been flogged like a dead horse but I have a suggestion which would be great from a PR perspective. Following on from last Sunday's 'Stay Kind' charity day, Bernie and team should seriously think about keeping it

WOW, WE SHOULD HAVE LOST

I think I have just lost several years off my life watching that game.  Both teams were crap.  I feel for both coaching staff as the completions, passing, catching and last play options of both teams was Ron Massey Cup level (very poor).

Negatives:

Our

Caption this picture (Moses)

The difference winning tight games makes

In 2010 a season after our glorious GF run, in games that ended in less than a 6 point or less difference we won 3 lost 5 missing the finals for 4 points.

In 2011, we lost 8!!!! won 3 missing the finals by 12 points.

This season we stand at won 5, lost