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Best sporting sledges

We hear many of these over the years but often forget them. I'm hoping that this blog will give us a laugh and bring back some memories. Here's one. An Aussie cricketer was rubbishing one of the chubbièr English batsmen in a test. I think it was Eddi

IP Address Trackers, Phil Sims and Top Dawg

I notice Phil warn that 1EE has an IP Tracker and was not afraid to use it against multiple usernames or whatever.

Well, two can play that game. Wile E.'s IP Tracker arrived last week and it is great. Not just for tracking down the whereabouts of my b

The Psycological meaning of an NYC Grand Final Win

I'm just wondering how much a NYC grand final win will affect players psychology.

I remember being a kid and losing grand finals. I think that it is something that can really stay with you.

I get the feeling that if the under 20's can win a title it co

Most hated TV show from your youth

To get the ball rolling, I'll start: I hated, and still do, HR Puffenstuff. It was that fking strawberry that used to freak me out and plus that bloody magical flute used to annoy me. Another show I hated was Astroboy. Those fking goggly eyes used to

WHO IS GOING TO BEAT SOUFFS IN THE GF? Not Dogs or Riff.

Goin to be tuff to beat this mob from Redfern.

Our NYC boys will have the crowd against them!

As the title says, the Parramatta Eels NYC side will have most of the crowd against them. With the Bulldogs playing the Panthers in 1st grade and the way that both teams hate the Eels, most Bulldogs and Panthers fans will be cheering for the Warriors

Best Triangle player of all time?

Now we have seen some great Triangle players over the decades...... Just wondering who the all time greats have been...... Thoughts?

Biggest bell end in sport

Sebastian Vettel for me hands down. # league Ennis or Reynolds. # soccer Suarez. #union James Oconnor. # afl Wayne Carey. # cricket Arjuna Ranatunga. # golf Tiger Woods. I look forward to the varied answers. A multitude of wankers and knob jockeys ha

Depth Chart-2015

Fullback: Jarryd Hayne, Justin Hunt, Corey Maeklim & Nathan Davis.

Wing: Semi Radradra,Buerretta Faraimo, Vai Toutai, Ben Crooks & Fabian Goodall/John Folau

Centre: Will Hopoate, Ryan Morgan, Beau Champion, John Folau & Api Pewhairangi 

Five/Eighth: Cor

Our halves = no premiership.

Whether you agree or not, something for me which came out of this season is that we will not win a competition with our current halves pairing.

Now whether you think Sandow is great and Norman needs to go or whether Sandow is inconsistent and too unpr

Guarding Angel #6

 As 95% of members on this site believe that they can tell the future, I feel that I am entitled to one speculation!  If Canterbury win against Penrith  tonight--and I will be watching the referees closely tonight!---I predict that Isac Luke of South

Hidden gems - great songs few people know

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUEzrQBSeoThis is A blog to share that song that you love that few people know of but you know it as a classic. The clip I've attached is "in a broken dream" by Python Lee Jackson. They were an Australian blues band of t

Bulldogs v Panthers (Are you a dog or cat person tonight)

Cats are cool. They're arrogant, selfish, and talented. Dogs are dopes. Go Panthers!!!

Prem Finals crowds

Anyone got a pax for the games this weekend. I know souths game had 48k on thurs arvo but not sure on the panthers game.

Culture

Gee the culture in the club absolutely stinks, in all grades.

How pathetic was that tonight???  They only thought they had to play for 10mins to win, it was so much like first grades last two games it wasn't funny.

The Warriors were there to be beaten,

What is your 18 man squad for the Auckland Nines?

I think they probably will rest Jarryd Hayne and some of the established 1st graders with a mix of up and coming and mobile side. My choice is

1.Justin Hunt

2.John Folau

3,Nathan Davis

4.Bret Faurimo

5.Semi Radradra

6.Corey Norman

7.Chris Sandow

8.Ryan Matte

BEST ONE LINERS FROM A KIDLET OR ANY OTHER FAMILY MEMBER

My three year old was baptised last weekend. The priest asked him 'Why are you here?' and his answer...'To see Jesus'. I was smiling at this but..... He also stated 'I want a bickie too' at communion ', tried to swim in the font, and threw a shoe at

Have forwards changed the game?

Maybe its always been this way, but this year it appears to win a premiership and / or play in a GF just get a huge pack of forwards to bash the opposition leaving a smaller amount of time for the backs to score points. Champion teams have always had

Do we have any updates on Hayne in the States?

What's he doing? Chompin on Burger and Fries. Climbing the Empire State Building. Hanging with Hollywood celebrities. Hanging with Pearl Jam in Seattle.

Parramatta Eels young gun John Folau set to make his mark in Holden Cup grand final

THE Parramatta Eels may have missed out on signing his older brother Israel two years ago but John Folau is making an impact in the club’s Holden Cup side.

As the Eels prepare for the second preliminary final against the Warriors on Saturday night at