Alright!

So, Origin 1 - we're all looking foward to what looks like an evenly matched, old school Origin contest! But, it gets completely sabotaged by an utter cunt in the form of the great fetus - Kevin Walters - who ran off to some piece of shit used car dealer from the Eastern Suburbs - probably one of fucking Fong's mates - and pulled the pants down from a game we all look forward to every year.

 

Origin 2 - Freddy pulls some interesting selection choices, which - let's be fair, could have absolutely gone pear shaped - but NSW got a great result on a neutral territory where Qld didn't turn up.

 

Origin 3 - Now, this is the zenith of the stupidity!! Freddy wants to name a useless cunt of a halfback that's done utterly nothing for, now, two series' - and who sustained an injury that puts blokes out for a minimum of 6 weeks! In every fucking sport!!!

And, he's not picking the best forward we've had in the last few years in Klemmer because he thinks the useless Tariq Simms deserves a spot "out of loyalty"???? Fuck me!!!

Meanwhile, you've got fetus Kevin, having a big old cry about his walk in Qld and how much Qld is Qld and....just...Qld :-( :-(

You soft cunt Kevin!

I remember Origin back in the day. The coaches were not the main act - as they have been in this series! The players went out to war - and the best warriors lifted the shield after the three games.

Not today! Oh, shit no!! It's far more interesting to talk about Freddy's taking the team for a bare foot walk on the grass, Kevin either crying or pretending that his opposition doesn't have a name, and naming blokes in teams when they obviously won't be fit to play!

Fuck the both of you Freddy and Kevin! Whilst I'd prefer that NSW win next Wed, you two arseholes - who pretend to hold the torch of Origin - have utterly spoiled it this year because you two arseholes used your roles in Origin to push your own barrows.

Shame on you! SHAME ON YOU!!!

Thankfully, the powers that be see through it and that's why these two stooges only get a 5 week stint in the spotlight each year. 

I'll take 26 weeks of Brad Arthur over these two muppets any day of the week!!

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  • What did I just spend 5 minutes reading.Can I have some of that shit your on dude.Serious I’m confused.

    • What did I say that was incorrect? 

      • Didn't we win the second Origin with our second highest margin ever? .... I think Freddy deserves our support leading into game 3. The press was made to look stupid after writing articles like this post before Origin game 2. Why so negative leading into game 3 after such a great victory?

        • "It worked last time, so it must always work"!

          If that's your mantra, go and have a chat with Israel Folau - he'd be the only bloke stupid enough to agree with you!

      • You need to calm down burbs.

        Getting very angry over these many years.

        I agree it's spin city rubbish, pretty boring actually. But nothing has really changed in 30 years

         

        • I've actually been pretty calm over the last few years!

      • Bourbon, The whole of your ignorant and torteous english blog. You can wallow in your misseries whilst drinking a bottle of bourbon. Not very patrotic either, as the League are advertising Bundaberg rum

        • Hmmm, I'm not 'patriotic' because the League advertise with Bundaberg rum? But, I'm also an alcoholic because of my avatar of an American spirit?

          Which is it? Should I be a 'patriotic alcoholic', an 'alcoholic' or not an 'alcoholic' that made some points that your 82 year old brain was too beset with dementia to wrap it's wrung sponge around?

          You've not responded to my well made arguments about the selection of the two teams, rather, have engaged in a regime of ad hominems.

          At this point, you have let yourself down horribly! 

          You once had a point - that I was ranting - but now, you've become the ranter yourself! 

  • Good rant Bourbon..one of your best.

    I totally agree.

  • But but but Masterchef, The Voice, Australia has got talent and MKR are alllll about the contestants and NOT the judges (eyes rolling). Very similar to this Fred and Kev show.

    The main thing that continues to piss me off about origin is that it still isn’t a game every fortnight and the series drags on and on, taking too much from the season proper. 

    Both of these coaches find it hard to get to sleep each night as they can often hear BOTH of their brain cells fighting.

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