NRL's top 10 dumbest off-field acts

1. Todd Carney urinating in his own mouth 2. Joel Monaghan simulating a sex act with a dog 3. Nate Myles taking a dump in a hotel stairwell4. Greg Bird urinating on a cop car 5. Mark Gasnier's voicemail to a female: 'Where the f*** are you? Our c**** are fat and f****** ready to spurt sauce, and you're in bed. F*** me fire up, you sad c***.' 6. Eric Grothe Snr setting his car on fire as part of an alleged insurance scam in the 80s. 7. Former team-mates Blake Ferguson and Josh Dugan drinking Breezers until dawn while their coach David Furner was downstairs. 8. George Burgess taking that selfie. 9.Todd Carney setting a midget's dusters on fire. 10. Andrew 'Joey' Johns getting caught with an ecstasy tablet on a train in London.

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  • Ha ha thanks Ron.
  • Russell Packer thumping that guy and stomping on his head...that was dumb...Danny Wicks dealing drugs and getting caught...Pricky Stuart being Pricky Stuart and that's really stupid

    • Yep. Pricky should be #1 for blatant disloyalty, selfishness and just being a lying little prick.
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  • I think youre pretty close Chief, but Id swap 1 and 2.

    At least Carney did it to himself. That Joel did to that poor Dog is the worst.

  • And being Pricky...

  • Carney selling his phone without deleting the nude photos of himself
  • Schlossy's Shoe.... It was Jeremy Schloss' fault for taking his shoes off when rooming with Julian O'Neill.

  • Dave Taylor's excuse for his black eye, "I fell off the bed and hit my head on the side table"....... We all know it was his Mrs who hit him for cheating on her.

  • Tim Smith picking a fight with Michael Clarke over Lara Bingle at northies.
    Wouldn't mention this if the bitch was worth it!
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