I knew there must be a reason for BA's delusional behaviour. No one can consistently do the same thing and not learn from it after 11 years at the helm.  

After hours of intense research. Here it is. It's all the water he drinks! Read the below - Hallucinations and confusion! Sound like someone? 

Water intoxication
is a dangerous and severe condition because blood sodium levels drop rapidly, causing neurologic changes like hallucinations and confusion.

Problem solved. 

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  • He's gone downhill ever since he changed water brands. 

    • I noticed he had some sparkling water amongst the mix of bottles too. Everyone knows you never mix drinks. 

      • I reckon the sparkling is for Berrett. He looks like a bubbly water kinda guy. 

        • You're right. Bubbles with a dash of lemon. 

  • HE NEEDS TO BE FRIKIN FIRED!

    WOULD BE BEST NEWS FOR ALL PARRA FANS!

    11 YEARS OF SHIT IS ENOUGH!!

    PUT PRESSURE ON HIM LIKE DEMETRIOU HAS BEEN FACING AT SOUTHS!

  • Lol.

    On a series note, it would be a psychologist's dream to study BA's unmoving ideas. Because, the situation, like most situations, demands you be flexible. 

    • Not really. There are only a few reasons why he wouldn't waver. None of which are particularly interesting. But I will admit there is a small chance it's an interesting reason.

       

      • This has never been a problem for me, I have always turned the water to wine! 

        What do you say Judas....Ah! I mean Wiz

      • Being in a high paying job usually means you need to adapt and be flexible to shifting conditions. How did BA live with himself while being the opposite?

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