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"I'm not sure I trust the idea that you are not to be trusted....Is Red Herring tasty?
Now I'm confused and hungry."
Now I'm confused and hungry."
"Randy, I once had a doctor yell at a nursing attendant - probably could have been handled better - that there was no way I should be sitting in a waiting room with an obvious blood infection moving rapidly up a vein in my leg, and to get me on an IV…"
"I compared one apple to one little dildo now everyone wants a fuckstick.
Remember:.Organon is taken. You can't have it. It is mine"
Remember:.Organon is taken. You can't have it. It is mine"
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And they probably use the same bar of soap in the shower too.Wait , is soap clean if someone has just washed their arse with it?
Rob great to see you posting, where you been?
He's been self isolating.
Someone got a positive in the office yesterday and I've got 14 days of self isolating to do starting today.
That's 14 straight days of masturbation and not much else. I'm already running out of material.
Time to crack out the vcr porn library, get naked, lube yourself up and then go hammer and tongs Kramer.
I don't have any ideas what you can do for the other 13 days, 23 hours and 55 minutes.
Chafing is potentially a massive problem :)
Hahaha
hope youve got enough lube and copies of American Grizzly.
Reported.
If you feel like doing a lot of sleeping, I can post a list (with links) of my top 10 favourite movies for you to watch. I sat in the stand with 4 beers in a tray waiting for you last week. I'm still carrying them around
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