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Dealing with the children these holidays - indoors v outdoors.

My kids are good kids but they have a problem maybe an addiction to gaming on the X box to playing with their ipads and watching TV.

Its a hassle to get them outside on a nice day. We have a pool, a football oval 3 minutes walk away and all sports equipment such as a basket ball ring and complete gym set and a boxing bag.

What do you do to get them outside without using the technique of taking down the internet.

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Tarrawanna , Towradgi , Corrimal depending on whether you’re asking where my house was / where I hung out or which school I attended lol . 

Take them to live in the bush or mountains where there are no services available for a few months or longer.

Holy Shit, I just remembered I haven't picked them up from school yet

You've failed as a parent.

Lazy parenting.

Don't blame the kids if you're the one that gave them the addiction.

Society has given them the addiction - my point is I have to sream and yell at them to go outside.

Society hasn't given my kids the addiction. Discipline your kids

What do you want them to be, concreters? F*** playing outside. It's hot and boring and full of fuckwits.

LOL

Gold Pou - spoken like a true soft palmed pen pushing desk bound nancy boy. Bet you've got a soft belly, aye mate. Now get the f**k outside and try and get some muscle tone on those spindly legs and concave chest :))

kids today 

A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money. He calls home.
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'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing...they actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.'

'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?'
'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo says, 'I'll get him in the course.'
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So his father sends the dog and $2,000.
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About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know.
'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm... But you just won't believe this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the animals how to read.'
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'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?'
'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.'
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The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.
So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him read something!'

'Dad', the boy says, 'I have some grim news.

Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal.
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Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still bonking that little redhead barmaid at the pub?''
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The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that bastard before he talks to your Mother!'
'I sure did, Dad!'
'That's my boy!'
The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.

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Get them down to the beach ! Just make sure they don't stay for too long !

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