Shame shame shame

To be a Parramatta fan cant even beat a weak south side

No Parramatta related

Got a call from my dr yesterday he wanted to see me today i was thinking i still got cancer and have to start treatment right away 

BUT IM CANCER FREE NO TREATMENT REQUIRED 

I WAS SO HAPPY I STOOD UP REACH OVER THE TABLE GRAB THE DR GAVE HIM THE BIGGES

Im Back

Thanks everyone for the kinds words had my operation been bit sick and out  will dope up yesterday feeling better today had a shower cant wait untill i can eat now for last 2 day only jelly n water

I hate plan water and jelly will i haven't had that s

10 Year Members Event

Today the club has sent an email to all members with 10 years or more of continuous membership, inviting them to attend a special event.

The event is being held at the Leagues Club on 4 August 2025. Registration opens today at 5pm Sydney time.

Check

Eels Member Hat Vote

Often our Eels membership caps are hit and miss.

Well Eels members can now have their say on the 2025 Eels member cap design.

Eels members received an email this morning from the club, allowing them vote for 1 of 3 hat designs for next season and be

Players and Fans

Something that has been going around in my head lately has been how the players interact with fans and, from a wider lense, how the club interacts with its fans.

The club recently had its Easter visit to Ronald McDonald House which was undoubtedly ex

New members caps

2023 membership packs have already been shipped if you are a renewing member.

Interesting colour choice for the cap this year. They're going with a very clean white and just the Eels logo on the front. No sponsor on the side this year.

Beanie also in

Musings of an old Unicorn

1. Cowboy's played well and deserved to win.

2. We cannot continue with JA in the 17 or for that matter the 21

3. BA has essentially split this team up with his approach to playing JA. Did anyone notice the Moses interview after the game "he was ropabl

Melbourne victory - cautious optimism

I am a massive Parramatta tragic fan and was at the game on Thursday. And whilst it was an enormous victory (beating Melbourne is better than winning against the dogs these days), it is still a bit difficult for me to get too excited for the followin

Eels officially equal 1st in Membership race with Souths

As above, the Eels are officially equal 1st with the Bunnies in the membership race @ 29,670 each. Closing in on 30k members for the first time.

A message From The Eels Chairman - Max Donnelly, announced that all his proposed governance reforms have now been successfully passed following the support of over 90 per cent of PLC voters.

The Latrell Mitchell Interview - A Few Issues Here And There But Nothing Major - He Would Look Good Playing In The Eels Backline

Roosters star Latrell Mitchell opens up on a range of issues from his eventful 2019 and his playing future

5 hours ago

https://www.nrl.com/news/2019/12/07/the-latrell-mitchell-interview

Russell Crowe Must Have A Rich Vein Of Blackmail Material Over Greenturd And Co - The $1 million Sam Burgess Salary Cap Exemption Has Been Approved - FMD What About Eels Exemptions Since 2010?

Fri 6 Dec 2019, 06:01 PM

Dylan Brown Tickled Pink To Remain In Blue & Gold - Brown Humbled By Support After Re-Signing With Eels

Dylan Brown tickled pink to remain in Blue & Gold

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Michael ChammasChief Reporter

Timestamp

Wed 4 Dec 2019, 06:01 PM

Daniel Alvaro Metric. Alvaro Has Three Of The Top Four Seasons For Involvement Rate (2017, 2018 And 2016 respectively), With Two Of Them Above 25%.

"You could really rename Involvement Rate as the Daniel Alvaro metric. The Eels forward has three of the top four seasons for involvement rate (2017, 2018 and 2016 respectively), with two of them above 25%. In plain terms, Alvaro either making a run

Smells Of A 2020 Premiership

Say no more...

Brad Arthur, Andrew Johns & others

Gutherson

Sivo

Jennings

Blake

Fergo

Brown

Moses

Paulo

Mahoney

Evans

Matterson

Lane

Brown

Bench

Stone or Taka or Salmon

Gillard

Niukore

Alvaro

BackUp

Terepo

Kaufusi (he will quickly push for a top 17 spot as the 2020 season

Videos = Bunch of Eels Interviewed over the past few days.

Matterson looks the goods between the ears. Huge welcome addition to our club. 

New Parramatta Eels signing Ryan Matterson talks about returning to the club where he played his junior footy and says he believes the

Manase Fainu Charged After Knife Attack - Charged With Allegedly Stabbing A Man At A Church Dance

David Fifita Is Definitely Up For Moving From The Broncos But Where Will He End Up?

The Million Dollar Baby

https://www.nrl.com/news/2019/10/22/not-me-fifita-laughs-off-million-dollar-baby-tag

Hit me with your best Pod .

Sorry Slugg , this isn’t what you’re after in regards to fun threads . But I am planning on posting a live link of me watching YouPorn whilst smashing a bag of coke and getting sucked off by two clowns later tonight . 

Till then , who’s got some Podc