2017 - ORF SEEZUN MALADY ALERT. - Eels Blogs

Dear fellow 1 Eyed Eel members

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE

Do not disregard this warning.

It has come to the notice of the 1EE medical staff that this year (2017) the ORF SEZZUN Malady has NOT diminished as it has done in past years and is now of major concern to many members who have become immune to this condition.

This year's ORF SEEZUN Malady is apparently a particularly virulent strain that has not responded to the usual medication of the start of the Season Proper, and convincing wins by the Eels.

1EE researchers believe the existence of ORF SEEZUN Malday continuing so far into the Season Proper may be related to the 30 year Trophy drought experienced by the long suffering Eels during this most taxing of periods in our history.

Dr Meinoz closed the 1EE Mental Hospital and turned it into a research facility to study ORF SEEZUN Malady- However Dr Meinoz siphoned off all the money allocated to this project from his grant, and fled to live a life of luxury in Christpoher Skase's palace in Spain so will see no progress to halt this disease from that institute.

Many members of this site have fallen victim to this new strain of ORF SEEZUN Malady and this si a Call to Arms for those of us who have managed to overcome this debilitating condition.

Without the experience and stability of those stalwarts from The Nursing Home this site would have gone into meltdown some time ago.

We thank the tireless people of the Nursing Home for their concern and dilligence to bring others back to the reality of WINNING.

Poppa, Slugg, Hector, PT and the Mushroom need your help - we cannot fight this on our own.

Of particular note is the demise of the denizen of 1EE - the infamous Frankie Fong.

His once acerbic retorts are a thing of the past - his magnificent and murderous massacres of unsuspecting, naive new members is no more.

We hold grave fears for The Fong who we now believe shows all the symptoms of not only suffering from ORF SEEZUN Malady but those of a degenerate old man who has discovered his own allergy to Viagra.

There are in fact too many others to mention here. Snake, Piggy, Al, Paul, Aaron, Brett, and the list goes on.

The plan is to have all members band together in support of those posting blogs of Doom and Gloom, of blogs bagging out our excellent players who are doing an admirable job - BUT more importantly to assure these poor wretched sufferers of ORF SEEZUN Malady they CAN live in anticipation of the return of the Decade of the Eels - a DYNASTY can exist once more and THEY are allowed to be excited, optimistic and supportive of our Rising Pheonix.

"It's 2024, it's cool now and you get a victim / minority card which is like a social media and legal hall pass. A dick up the arse is a small price to pay for being beyond criticism. Plus, you get to have heaps of hot chicks climbing over each other…"

"Obviously Hindy is just protecting his next contract.... but in all seriousness l every man and his dog in the media bar old drunk , Buzz is saying the issue lies at the feet of the office and recruitment. Whilst I despise the media , you've gotta…"

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- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" March 14, 2017 at 3:53pm
  
  Ah yes Sluggo my fine stalwart friend.
  
  I did have Paris once but not what it was cracked up to be.
Yobz March 14, 2017 at 3:40pm

Where's Hock?
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Yobz March 14, 2017 at 3:55pm
  
  He'll be here just as soon as he can Yobz.
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" March 14, 2017 at 4:51pm
Parramate2 March 14, 2017 at 10:32pm

Is that you in the chair slugg or is it hock?
- Parramate2 > Parramate2 March 14, 2017 at 11:08pm
  
  Haha mustn't been an exciting game you were watching your asleep. Must of been a Melbourne game
- Parramate2 > Parramate2 March 14, 2017 at 11:14pm
  
  I should just do the same, my wife's cousin once told me I have sexy fingers cause everything I touch I fuck lol
Parramate2 March 14, 2017 at 10:49pm

Paris hilton looks hotter these days with the bigger cleavage mmm
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  - Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" March 14, 2017 at 11:54pm
    
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh - my bad I didn't think you meant THAT Paris.
    
    I prefer mine though.
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      - Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" March 15, 2017 at 2:26pm